Chapter 318 Rather fight mad dogs and don't mess with women
Turning his head to look at the guy who was lying on the wall with his ass pouting, rolling his eyes and smirking, the anger in his heart dissipated at once, and he could no longer beat him mercilessly.
Yang Yifan looked at the expression of this little girl, and suddenly felt happy in his heart, and secretly said that the boss is lucky, this kid has taken advantage of others, and he has been panicked by himself. His LV99 lying technique is really not covered, and he secretly gives a thumbs up to his wit.
"Of course it's true, look at him like him now, doesn't he look like a stupid comparison? If you look at it in a different posture, this is a stupid comparison!" Yang Yifan secretly thought in his heart, boss, I am here to save your life, but I didn't mean to scold you.
Zhang Xiaoyun looked in the direction pointed by Yang Yifan, not to mention, the person in the corner really looked like a fool. "That... Since he has a problem with his head, I will not hold him responsible. I said that you are really, since he has a brain disease, he should be treated at home, why did you take him out, and it is a place like a haunted house. What if you are frightened by those ghosts and completely stupid, I will see how you explain it to his family then. ”
Although she decided in her heart that this neurosis, Zhang Xiaoyun still felt a little unwilling, after all, she was still taken advantage of by others for nothing, so she took Yang Yifan's hand and chattered in his ear.
Just as she was talking, a girl next to her suddenly sounded. "Cao Peng, does he have a nervous disorder? I've been together for so long, why don't I know. Moreover, the college entrance examination has physical fitness limitations, how can a university like Danfu admit a neurotic student. ”
As soon as Yang Yifan heard this, he secretly said that he had suffered, and when he turned his head, he saw that it was Wang Ru, Cao Peng's girlfriend who had broken up. At this time, although she was talking to Zhang Xiaoyun, her eyes were looking at the figure in the corner, and an inexplicable smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.
Yang Yifan sighed secretly, boss, this is not a brother, I won't help you, but you will die by yourself. You said that you casually pulled a girl on the street and touched her, and at most you were slapped by someone, and the most unfortunate thing was that you were called by a girl to your boyfriend and beaten up.
But you kid has to touch other girls in front of his girlfriend, and before touching it, he was still cheap and said, 'I'll touch and play', do you know that as soon as you say this, the next sentence in my heart will be automatically filtered out by the girl's ears!
Yang Yifan quietly pushed back, brother has done his best, boss, you ask for more blessings!
Sure enough, the moment Yang Yifan retreated, a strong killing intent erupted in Zhang Xiaoyun's eyes, and his eyes stabbed Yang Yifan like a knife, obviously very angry at his white lie just now.
And at this moment, Cao Peng, who was leaning against the corner, finally regained consciousness. Shaking his dizzy head, he hadn't figured out what had happened in that moment, and muttered.
"Hey, why did I get here, I seem to have been beaten by that female ghost just now? But why did the staff beat me, was it because I touched the props in his arms? Aren't there just two Wang Zi Xiao Steamed Buns, with such a treasure?"
Now Cao Peng's mind was full of questions, but before he could think about it carefully, he felt that he was cold, and when he looked up, he saw the female ghost looking at him with a cold look, and that look seemed to contain endless grief and indignation. "Ah, you're a woman, but why are your breasts so small?"
Zhang Xiaoyun felt that he was about to be mad, the person in front of him not only touched himself, but he also exposed her scars again and again, and actually said that he was a little steamed bun in Wangzi, is he so small?
If it weren't for the fact that he still had the last shred of reason, Zhang Xiaoyun ran to Cao Peng, took his hand and touched himself carefully, so that he could open his dog eyes and see clearly. What kind of Wangzi small steamed bun is this, it's obviously a xiaolongbao, okay!
Although Zhang Xiaoyun is slender and beautiful, only the murder weapon is an eternal pain. No matter how much papaya you eat, how much massage you do, how much cream you apply. still has no effect, which makes it Zhang Xiaoyun's reverse scale. And now Cao Peng's repeated fiddling finally made Zhang Xiaoyun fall into a state of rage.
I saw Zhang Xiaoyun walking towards Cao Peng step by step with red eyes, Wang Ru just stood next to him and watched with a smile, which made Yang Yifan's heart feel cold. It's really better to fight a mad dog than to provoke a woman, because if you beat a mad dog, you will be bitten a few times at most, if you provoke a woman, I'm afraid you won't know how to die.
Looking at Wang Ru's expression, Yang Yifan no longer went up to stop Zhang Xiaoyun, he could see from the strong smell of military body boxing that Zhang Xiaoyun made just now, this girl must have been sent by Zhou Tiangao to see the money, and by the way, see if there are any suspicious people. Then she is either a police inspector or a soldier, and the police inspector may be a little more.
Therefore, even if she is angry with Cao Peng, her subordinates will definitely be measured, and at most Cao Peng will suffer some flesh and blood, and will not break his hands and feet, let alone hurt his life. What's more, Yang Yifan is by their side, once this girl is killed, Yang Yifan can stop it as soon as possible.
But if it wasn't a last resort, Yang Yifan wouldn't have made a move. Because the current haunted house is densely covered with all kinds of surveillance, as long as he shows a trace of an extraordinary atmosphere, he will definitely be listed as a major suspect by those who are watching, and then it will be difficult for him to quietly take away the 100 million.
Next, there was a terrible scream, and the miserable cry even suppressed the ghost crying wolf howl coming from inside the haunted house. Cao Peng hadn't fully recovered from the vertigo he had hit the wall before, and he was greeted by an iron fist of shame, which directly hit him with peach blossoms in the face.
Half an hour passed before Zhang Xiaoyun shook his fist that was a little sore, turned around and glared at Yang Yifan fiercely. Seeing that he didn't react, he waved his small fist at Yang Yifan again and made a dangerous move. Then regardless of Cao Peng on the ground, he no longer stayed here to pretend to be a female ghost, directly ripped off the wig on his head and threw it on the ground, regardless of Yang Yifan and others, who were surprised and inexplicable, and walked out directly in the direction of the exit.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoyun walking farther and farther, Yang Yifan chuckled, came to Cao Peng, who was lying on the ground, and whispered. "Okay, boss, don't pretend that everyone is gone. If you still want to be with Wang Ru, hurry up and think about how to explain it. I think she was really angry just now, so you might as well ask for more blessings. ”
After speaking, he smiled at Chu Ruoyi beside him. "Let's go Xiao Ruoyi, the play is over, let's continue to see the ghosts!" "The purpose of my coming today is to step on the point, and I haven't even seen the shadow of the money after walking for a long time, this is the point of stepping on which door, let's hurry up and explore again."