Chapter 0236: Archaeologists Tell Stories-3
"At that time, we were tired from the rain and mud during the day, so by about three o'clock in the middle of the night, we couldn't hold on. ”
"I'll discuss with Zheng Ziqi, there's no need for both of them to stay up, just let one person guard it, and the other person can lie down for a while under the temporary canopy, on the safe deposit box used to keep cultural relics and remains, in fact, it's not sleeping, just lie down and rest, people will be a little more relaxed, and they won't be so tormented......"
Zhou Yu said faintly: "I said that I would lie down for half an hour, and then get up to change him, but I just lay down for less than five minutes, and I heard the sound of creaking and grinding my teeth in the safe deposit box containing the bones under me......"
"Whew~"
Eryi screamed miserably, startling a circle of people!
Nobita, who was listening attentively, jumped three feet high and jumped into the arms of the fat tiger, and he didn't dare to come down alive or dead.
"Little Er, what are you calling blindly?"
Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say angrily: "I haven't talked about the wonderful place yet!"
"It's not what I want to call ......"
Eryi grinned and rubbed his two arms, looking aggrieved.
Shu Meizi and Tong Youyan were already curled up and huddled around Er Yi, and their hands grabbed his arms tightly.
Zhou Yu used a deep voice, slowly and gradually just said to the key place, but as soon as he heard the sound of grinding teeth in the safe, the two girls couldn't help but tremble, grabbed Eryi's arm, and pinched his nails into the flesh, do you think he can not scream?
was interrupted by the second one, and the atmosphere created by Zhou Yu for a long time was in vain, but it was not without a thrilling effect, at least it scared the two girls...... Well, and Nobita and Fat Tiger.
Forget if Nobita is timid, I didn't expect that Fat Tiger, a tall and big guy, was so brave, and the two of them were still hugging each other and trembling, at first glance it looked like an orangutan hugging a monkey.
The little man was bold, and first glanced at the embarrassed two people with disgust.
He also moved the wooden pier that he picked up casually and moved it to Zhou Yu's side, and said curiously: "And then?"
And then ...... Then I got up and lifted the lid of the safe deposit box!"
I originally wanted to scare Eryi and their younger brothers and sisters' weekly salary, but they were called by Eryi and ruined the atmosphere, and I couldn't talk anymore.
simply solved the mystery directly: "From a skull, I pulled out a mountain mouse that ran in to hide from the rain and threw it, and then slept until dawn!"
"Cut~!"
A group of people were disappointed, listening to the atmosphere that had been brewing for a long time, and what they said was serious, they really thought that he was going to talk about some supernatural supernatural event.
"How strange do you people you say? Scared and listening, blame me?"
"I'll slowly pave the way for you, you think I'm verbose! I'll tell you the answer directly, you don't think it's exciting!"
Zhou Yan was not angry when he was booed by a group of people, and said with a smile: "This is a typical slow plot, and I feel bored if I look at the outline directly!"
"And what you just said about a set?"
Nobita jumped off the fat tiger with an ugly face, and pulled his pants awkwardly: "What is not collected, not identified, not standing in the north, not standing in the south?"
"Nonsense! Archaeology is not collected, that's to avoid suspicion!"
"You said that we study archaeology, if we put a few antiques in our house and are seen by others, how can I tell me the origin?"
"It would be better to explain it if we don't identify it! We study archaeology, not appraisal! What we study is the age, craftsmanship, and historical value of objects!"
"For example, we excavated a Xuande furnace from an ancient tomb, which is a genuine palace artifact, or an official imitation of the same period, a civil imitation of the middle of the Ming Dynasty, or an imitation of the late Ming Dynasty, the early Qing Dynasty, the late Qing Dynasty, and the early Republic of China...... Is it a difference for us?"
"There is no such thing as 'fake' in archaeology, so those who play antiques come to find an appraisal of archaeology, either they are stupid people who come quickly with money or profiteers with ulterior motives! As soon as you tell him what age this thing is, he dares to go out and say that this thing is 'real' under your signboard!"
Zhou Yan said angrily: "Can this be the same thing? But the problem is that the people outside don't know the difference in concepts!"
"Immovable Imperial Mausoleum...... Those emperors' tombs can be touched by anyone?"
"Without an order from the state, you can just try it? Archaeology is not tomb robbing, nor is it just the ancient tomb that you can dig if you want?"
"As for those slipping smoothly, it is better to explain, the so-called 'do not stand north in winter, do not stand south in summer', which means that when the coffin is opened, according to the direction of the tomb, do not stand on the north side of the coffin in winter, and do not stand on the south side of the coffin in summer, why?"
"Let's put aside those metaphysical remarks, as an atheist, materialist, and Scientology believer, a fool also knows that the northwest wind blows in winter and the southeast wind hangs in summer, and the direction of the air flow in the tomb will be somewhat affected. ”
Zhou Yu complained: "Why are you in the limelight when you open the coffin, and the smell of old salted meat that has been stuffy for hundreds of thousands of years in a coffin makes you very happy?"
"There is also the so-called 'sunrise and sunset', we are archaeology and not tomb robbers!"
"Opening the tomb is all carried out in broad daylight by order, if it is not for rescue excavation, who is idle and still fights at night?"
"And we, the archaeologists, are all paid 9 to 5 deaths, and if you don't get off work at the end of the day, who do you expect to pay you overtime wages?"
"And 'the bones are not scattered' means that if you break up and lose two pieces, you will have to dig it again yourself, aren't you tired?"
"The last 'antiquities don't enter the house', we are on duty in archaeology, most of them rent in the homes of local villagers, do you carry a sack of dead people's bones and put them in other people's homes to try?"
Zhou Yu rolled his eyes and explained: "The cultural relics and antiques are allowed to be taken home, but the question is who is lost?
"I'll go!"
Nobita complained: "With your explanation, archaeology has no mystery at all!"
"Archaeology has a mysterious sense of hair, except that it is boring and hard!"
"Not to mention the wind and sun, snow and rain, I have to endure the loneliness of not being able to find a girlfriend!"
"Of course, if you have to explain what I said from a supernatural perspective!"
Zhou Yu shrugged his shoulders and said: "If you believe it, you will have it, if you don't believe it, according to local customs, it is not uncommon to set off firecrackers, burn incense, and sacrifice and pray, but the main thing is to appease the emotions of the local people." ”
"Senior Sister Li, aren't you afraid of studying archaeology as a girl?"
Shu Meizi, who was shrinking beside Eryi, couldn't help but say curiously: "And is there really nothing more supernatural?"