"Mom and Dad, where did you pick up this living treasure?"

After being speechless by the little boy, Wu Shushu immediately asked.

"Uncle, you should pick up the rags, where do you pick up a cute, handsome and cute child like me?"

The little boy glanced at Wu Shushu with disdain, and was ruthlessly narcissistic.

I've put up with you for a long time, and if you dare to call me uncle again, I'll really make your ass bigger. Wu Shushu deliberately pretended to be vicious and stared at him.

After two seconds......

"Grandparents, grandparents, and uncles bullied me and said they were going to spank me. ”

The little boy, who had no warning at first, actually cried instantly, and cried so sadly, it was simply earth-shattering.

Wu Shushu dared to guarantee that he must be faking to cry.

Of course, those tears were real, but it wasn't that he cried because he was really heartbroken, but because he wanted to cry.

"Shushu! Don't bully Xiao Chaochao! Otherwise, you won't want to eat today. ”

Father Wu and Mother Wu poked their heads out of the kitchen and warned.

All right!

Wu Shushu really didn't know what kind of soup this little bastard had instilled in his parents, so he stood on his side and came out to warn him.

"But you have to change your name and call me big brother. Wu Shushu threatened.

"Ten lollipops! I won't even call one less. ”

The little boy stretched out his two palms and stroked at Wu Shushu.

"You can do it! It's not easy to learn at a young age, but you actually learn from adults to blackmail. ”

Wu Shushu looked at the little boy in front of him incredulously, he really doubted that this little guy was really only about five years old?

This five-year-old is too TMD precocious!

"NO!NO!NO!NO!THIS is not blackmail, this is called profit maximization, OK?" said the little boy with a constant wave of his hand.

Wu Shushu was speechless for a moment, if it weren't for his confirmation that this was a little boy in front of him, he would have thought that this was an old monster of dozens of years old!

"You're strong! I admit defeat, I'll take you to buy it after dinner later." Wu Shushu said helplessly.

"Wouldn't that be the end of that?"

The little boy said angrily, so that Wu Shushu really wanted to beat him directly, but he had the talisman of his parents, even if he wanted to, he couldn't!

Then they had dinner, and then when they were eating, Wu Shushu didn't talk to this little kid.

He still wants to live a little longer, and he doesn't want to be directly!

After dinner, Wu Shushu took the little guy to buy ten lollipops before he changed his name and changed from the original uncle to the big brother.

After that, he never spoke to him again, and he was still afraid that he would be to death.

After a day off, it was Sunday, and the school was not in session, but the school football team still had to practice, so Wu Shushu left home early.

"Assemble!"

More than a dozen people who had just finished warming up gathered directly after hearing the coach's instructions.

It's just that as soon as he came to the gathering place, Wu Shushu instantly felt speechless.

Because he saw that Shi Qingzhu actually appeared here, looking at the sharp confrontation between her and Shen Xuefei, it was obviously the reason why he was stimulated yesterday.

"Due to the approach of the game, everyone's training is also relatively hard, and the manager is only Xue Fei alone, and she is indeed busy, so from today onwards, the team will add a new team manager, Shi Qingzhu, everyone knows each other. ”

As soon as the coach finished speaking, there was a brief silence.

"Coach, I love you to death, another beautiful woman has joined the team, my spring is coming. ”

Pan Ming, who was in charge of playing the midfield, immediately had a lot of stars in his eyes, and then he rushed directly to Shi Qingzhu and showed his affection.

"Beauty! My name is Pan Ming! Pan who looks like Pan An, tomorrow's Ming. ”

Pan Ming thought he was very handsome and flicked his hair, but in the eyes of Shi Qingzhu, he didn't bother to look at him.

"Get out!"

Wu Shushu raised his right foot and kicked it directly.

These days, he has also become one with the whole team, so Pan Ming doesn't care much about such actions.

"Why are you here? Don't make a mess here. Wu Shushu said with some blame.

"She can be in the team, why can't I. Shi Qingzhu said lightly.

Shi Qingzhu naturally referred to Shen Xuefei in her mouth, which made Wu Shushu feel a little impulsive to die.

Others say that three women are in one play, and it is strange that two beauties do not burst into fierce sparks together.

"Wu Shushu! You don't want to stick to the bar again! You can't be so selfish. Pan Ming touched his injured buttocks and said dissatisfiedly.

"What? Do you want to practice? Okay! I'll accompany you. Wu Shushu smiled gloomily.

"Hey, hey, I'm joking, just kidding. ”

As soon as he heard this, Pan Ming was directly deflated, and disappeared in an instant.

"Okay! Next, there will be a red-white match, and all the first and second graders will also play, and a team of ten people will have exactly twenty people. ”

"Game on!"

As soon as the coach's whistle blew, the red-white match began.

On this side, Wu Shushu is the captain, and on the other side, Fang Qinghua is the captain, and after kicking off, the captain Fang Qinghua is very skillful in carrying the ball forward.

Wu Shushu, as the captain, ran over directly at the moment, wanting to stop him, but his foundation was too poor, how could he easily prevent him?

"Look at the flying saucer!"

Wu Shushu shouted and just grabbed the ball, and disappeared in an instant.

Because at this moment, Fang Qinghua used a powerful trick that no one expected.

"Books!, the zipper of your pants is open. ”

Wu Shushu couldn't help but look at his pants, only to find that the sportswear he was wearing had no zipper at all, and he immediately shouted.

But by the time he reacted, Fang Qinghua had already run far away.

However, this is a piece of cake for Wu Shushu.

"Captain, you're so despicable! You have such good skills, don't take such a trick from me. Wu Shushu said angrily while chasing.

"Because I think your trick is so useful, if it is combined with my skills, I will definitely try it when I play against other teams. Fang Qinghua grinned.

"Captain, you're fallen. ”

At this time, Zhao Yuanfeng on the side ran over and said seriously.

Then he shouted at Wu Shushu: "Wu Shushu! It's all because of you, and now even the captain has fallen." ”

Then he changed his words and said, "But this trick really works, I'll go first." ”

Receiving the side ball from Fang Qinghua's feet, Zhao Yuanfeng kept pushing towards Wu Shushu's goal.

"You ......"

Wu Shushu is simply crying without tears!