Probability is amazing and subtle, but it exists in every corner of life.

Those who have been to school should have the impression that among the students in each class, there will be a particularly fat one, a particularly thin one, a girl who looks like a boy, and a sissy who only plays with girls.

There must be those who are particularly unhygienic, and those who love to be clean, who love to sleep in class, and who love to report to the teacher.

The one who loves to brag the most, the one who doesn't like to talk the most, the rich and the poor, a pair of young love who can't even manage the teacher, and a pair of friends who can't even be separated from the goddess.

As long as there is a green tea, there will be a straight male cancer, there will be a particularly boring one, and there will definitely be a particularly funny one.

And that comic is often the highlight of a class.

Because they love to behave, because they are different, because they bring joy to others and confidence to others.

Under the influence of probability, 100,000 students gathered at the scene today, that is to say, there will be as many comics as there are classes, and so many comics who love to express themselves are gathered together, and the stage is obviously insufficient.

The girls who turned the literature into a sketch went down, and immediately came up with a group of cosplay, and they cosplayed into the shape of the school directors, and went on stage to complain and play treasures.

Then there was a comic drama and a small show, although it was a bit chaotic, but there were a lot of laughs, and the scene was very joyful.

Just when I was almost about to melt into the atmosphere of comics, I couldn't help but go on stage to talk about a talk show about the Lingjiao Day sofa, and the long-awaited abnormal situation finally appeared!

The chest stone on the stage was still cultivating the atmosphere, and the person holding the sledgehammer was painting and not smashing it down, at this time, a group of third-grade students wearing black school uniforms rushed into the field, about 20 people, both men and women, mostly boys.

One of the short men ran to the stage before everyone else, snatched the hammer from the hands of the students in the performance, and shouted in a broken voice: "Enough!" and then slammed the hammer down on the classmate who was lying on the ground with a brick on his chest.

The real sledgehammer, the bricks were suddenly smashed into powder, and there was an exclamation at the scene, and several teachers and security guards rushed to the middle of the field, surrounding the stage, but they didn't dare to step forward.

The more than 20 third-graders rudely pushed away the teacher who was blocking in front of them, and also went to the stage, showing off their strength and scanning the field.

The next amazing scene happened, the classmate who was hit by a hammer slowly stood up, he bounced off the bricks on his body, and smiled deeply: "Hmph, I didn't expect it, I am really kung fu, ah~~~~"

Before he finished speaking, the little man swung the hammer sideways and slammed it on the kung fu boy's stomach, directly knocking him into the air, and falling heavily into the arms of the teacher in the audience.

is so heavy, it shouldn't be an easter egg of the show.

The teachers around the stage were angry, they reprimanded one after another, and they were about to go on stage to teach these bad students a lesson, and they were just about to take the stage, when three people on the stage suddenly screamed, and then a wave of strange energy exploded, filling the entire football field.

On the stage, three third-graders transform into three-meter-tall trolls at the same time, with compound eyes on their foreheads and broken fangs.

The big wolf and the two wolves exclaimed at the same time: "Three-eyed clan!"

The Three-Eyed Clan, one of the races of the Aliens, then they must be the three Aliens of the Scum Legion that Butterfly said.

As the head of the clan, Oiran is not as knowledgeable as the Wen brothers, who have kobold blood, but they also know something about the Trimund clan.

She guessed that these supernatural people were coming at me, and whispered to me: "The three-eyed clan is a very rare pure-blood race among the supernatural, insisting on not intermarrying with foreign races, so it has always maintained the pure combat power of the ancient tribe, but as early as a hundred years ago, there were rumors that the three-eyed clan had become extinct, but I didn't expect that there would still be survivors. ”

I nodded, "How strong are they?"

Oiran couldn't explain, looking at the Wen brothers, the big wolf glared at the three-eyed people in the field and gasped, and the second wolf replied in a trembling voice: "Very powerful, the strongest race of pure physical output among the supernatural, our werewolf clan was once their slave......"

I saw that the Wen brothers seemed to be very frightened, so I comforted them: "Don't be afraid, you are not pure werewolves, you also have kobold blood." ”

The eyes of the two wolves were wet: "The three-eyed clan likes to eat dog pots the most......"

"Then don't meddle in today's affairs, control the point yourself, don't pee your pants and embarrass my face. ”

As soon as the three-eyed people in the field transformed, the teachers and security guards who wanted to take the stage shouted in surprise and retreated, but the other students in the audience did not exclaim, but did not dare to breathe, timidly paying attention to the development of the situation.

One of the tallest tri-eyed people shouted at the faculty and staff in the audience, and the use of a microphone was enough for everyone to hear him clearly: "What's the matter? Don't you welcome the Anomalous?"

The teacher who was holding the kung fu boy who had passed out replied with a cold face: "The school rules do not allow independent distinction between aliens and humans, so don't stir up trouble." ”

"Yes, the school rules do not allow the distinction between the supernatural and the human, and the importance of fair coexistence, so since the human can use our own rights to make rules, we supernatural people can use the supernatural to defend our rights!"

The teacher asked him, "Martial arts academy classmates, what do you want to do?!"

"We're going to kill the guy who discriminates against the supernatural!" The three-eyed clan said loudly: "The guy who regarded the supernatural as an enemy, wiped out the long-tongued woman clan, destroyed the fighting association, one of the three major parafunctional organizations, and sneakily ran to Little Macau!"

That's talking about me.

Sure enough, you're talking about me.

"Trouble!!You come out for me!!"

When I heard this, I was about to get up, but Oiran pulled me nervously: "Teacher, why don't we leave the field first, and there will be junior brothers to answer outside, so it's safer." ”

I smiled disdainfully: "Director Yangjian has said that I can't be merciful when dealing with campus violence, how can I be cowardly and avoid." Don't worry, since they don't dare to trouble me when the school director is there, it means that they still have scruples, with my relationship with Yangjian, even if there is any accident, they will not do anything to me. ”

Patting Oiran's hand, I stood up again in front of the crowd.

"Excuse me, thank you for your legs, I said you fat man can't stand up for a while, can I go?!"

There was another battle between heaven and man, and he finally came out of his position.

Instead of going straight into the stadium, I walked into the viewing platform below, where there was a microphone that allowed me to talk to them in the air.

Sitting in the position of the vice principal, he took a sip of ready-made tea before saying into the microphone: "I'm just making a spring, and I just met with everyone." ”

The three three-eyed clansmen roared in unison, and a visible sonic aura shot out of their mouths.

Three looming sonic auras shot at me from afar, and they were really barbaric enough, and they said they would do it.

They probably didn't dare to hurt the innocent, so they didn't do it while I was still in my seat.

I secretly traveled retrograde to Baicaoji, and I had enough internal force in my hands, and I was about to use the Huilong sword technique to imitate Tai Chi moves to break the sonic aura that was shooting, but one person shot ahead of me.

A black shadow flashed in front of me, and I immediately recognized his identity as Gong Zhenyu, the president of the student union of this college.

Gong Zhenyu waved his hand like a knife, slashing out an air slash that was also visible to the naked eye, he was also a stranger!

The air slash easily exploded the three sonic air masses, and continued to slash forward without stopping, imprinting a five-meter-long ravine on the floor under the feet of the three tri-eyed clansmen.

The three-eyed clan was furious: "Gong Zhenyu, what are you doing!"

Gong Zhenyu and I were across a table, and he stood there sideways, able to see me as well as the audience.

He stretched out his hand to me, obviously trying to get me to hand him the microphone and pretending to be a domineering president with me, so I didn't care.

Seeing that I didn't pay attention, Gong Zhenyu smiled slightly, and comforted me in a magnetic voice: "Don't be afraid, I'm here." ”

Do I look scared? I can't stand your commotion just now, right?

He picked up the microphone and said to the audience: "The astigmatism, floaters, and red eyes of the three-eyed clan are going to make trouble again? This is not a martial arts academy, and this academy is not a place where you scum legions can do whatever they want." ”

"We are not a legion of scum! We are an elite legion!" the tall triocular man shouted, "Don't give us nicknames! I will not allow anyone to underestimate us!"

Oh, it turns out that the scum army is a nickname, and I thought astigmatism, floaters, and red eyes were the nicknames for their triocular identity.

Gong Zhenyu said coldly: "You have been taking advantage of the loopholes of the school rules all the year round, using the school rules as a shield to abuse your abilities and misbehave, you have been left in school for 4 years, and now you still don't repent, do you really want to be trapped here for the rest of your life?!"

A female three-eyed tribesman with compound eyes as red as blood smiled: "Trap us?" yes, see if we are uncomfortable or you are uncomfortable, anyway, as long as we are technical school students for a day, no one can do anything to us." ”

She should be red-eyed, the other shortest three-eyed person is a floater, he reminded red-eyed: "Don't say that, we don't admit that we have taken advantage of the school rules, hehe, Gong Zhenyu, don't want to buckle our hats~"

Astigmatism was obviously the one of the three who had the final say, and he asked Gong Zhenyu loudly: "Why do you care about this person, don't you know what he did?!"

Gong Zhenyu glanced back at me, then turned back and said: "No matter what he has done, as long as he enters the Beitai Technical School, according to the school rules, he can no longer be investigated, and I am very interested in this person, no one has ever treated me like him~ And the person I am interested in, except me, no one can hurt anyone." ”

"I'll go to your uncle's!" I really can't stand his president style, I can't stand it, I kicked Gong Zhenyu's back across the table, kicked him on his head, I said angrily: "You don't care about Lao Tzu's affairs, isn't it just a fight!!?"

The three-eyed clan roared angrily and invited me to fight, while Gong Zhenyu lay on the side of the viewing platform and once again showed me a wicked and crazy smile: "Very good, you are getting more and more interesting, I will always pay attention to you~"

I'm going to be cried by his middle two: "Leader, why don't we fight to the death first?!"