Chapter Ninety-Four: A Beautiful Misunderstanding
hurriedly returned to Beijing and found Su Mo and Gongbi who were still waiting for him, and Zou Yi's face immediately changed.
I don't know what's going on, a large group of men, women, young and old, are surrounding Su Mo and Gongbi, talking about something, and the noisy policemen are running over.
Zou Yi squeezed into the crowd and heard a policeman shouting: "Shut up, don't make noise, disperse." ”
The crowd was still a little afraid of the police, and the noise gradually became quieter, but it still did not disperse.
The policeman who spoke asked loudly, "What the hell is going on?" ”
A rather scantily clad and fairly beautiful woman stepped forward and said, "These two people have been here for a long time, and I thought they were people who couldn't find the way, so I kindly asked them if they needed help, but this man actually pushed me to the ...... He has to apologize to me and pay me for the loss......"
The policeman asked, "He pushed you, you fell, is that so?"
The woman said, "That's it, he pushed me so hard that I still hurt when I fell...... Policeman, you have to call the shots for me. ”
The policeman looked at the man who was said to have pushed the woman, and asked loudly, "Did you push someone?"
Gongbi said nonchalantly: "What nightclub is she going to take us to, and if we don't go, she will forcibly pull me." I just took this casually, who knew that she fell, and you can't blame me. ”
The policeman was stunned for a moment, then looked back at the woman: "Nightclub? Are you from an underground nightclub? Honestly, where is your nightclub?"
The woman immediately cried and said, "What a nightclub, he is talking nonsense and framing me." Policeman, you can't trust him, he ...... If you don't believe it, ask the people around me, they all saw him pushing me......"
A bystander said, "This is really the man who knocked down this young lady......"
The woman immediately said, "Did the police hear it?" just listen to him push me, and he will pay me the loss......
The policeman looked at the bystander who was talking and said solemnly, "You saw him push this young lady down?"
The man nodded: "I saw it, I happened to be passing by...... But I also heard what the gentleman was saying...... By the way, he said he didn't want to go to a nightclub. ”
The policeman's eyes changed, and he glared at the woman and shouted, "I'm not honest, follow me back to the bureau!"
The woman immediately burst into tears, looking very sad, as if she could not live.
The police were accustomed to such a scene, and with a wave of their hands, two policewomen stepped forward and escorted the woman away.
The onlookers saw that there was nothing to see, and it was not interesting to take pictures with their mobile phones, so they turned around and scattered.
Gongbi, the "murderer" who was originally concerned by everyone, the police also asked casually: "What is your name?" If you encounter such a thing in the future, remember to call the police immediately, and don't entangle with them, so as not to be deceived. ”
As long as Gongbi says "I know", or "Okay" or something like that, the police are gone, he is a victim, and there is nothing to lose, so he doesn't have to take it back to the police station and ask more.
It's a pity that Gongbi doesn't know the habits of earthlings, so he casually said: "My name is Gongbi." ”
The policeman, who had already turned around, immediately turned around and asked with his ears sideways, "What's your name?"
Gongbi then said, "My name is Gongbi." ”
The policeman immediately asked, "Do you have an ID card?"
Gongbi knew what an ID card was and immediately asked, "What is an ID card?"
The policeman laughed, smiled and shouted, "Take it back, it may have been smuggled...... I'm still a fool and don't know what I'm doing in China. ”
Several policemen rushed over and tried to catch Gongbi. They came fiercely, and Gongbi reacted naturally, raising his hand and pushing the policeman who rushed to the front.
The policeman's body rushed over as if he had been suddenly hit by a giant hammer, and after a slap, he flew out upside down like a cannonball.
Gongbi was taken aback, and Zou Yi in the crowd on the side was even more surprised. Fortunately, the direction in which the policeman flew out happened to be on the same line as Zou Yi, and Zou Yi immediately took action to unload the huge force on the policeman and avoid the policeman from being injured.
When the other policemen saw this, they were stunned together as if they had seen a ghost, and no one dared to get close to Gongbi anymore.
The policeman who spoke just now immediately pulled out his pistol, aimed it at Gongbi, and shouted, "Who the hell are you?"
Gongbi looked at Zou Yi, who had saved the policeman, with a helpless face, closed his mouth and never spoke again.
He knew he was in trouble, but he didn't know how to solve it, so he could only not speak.
Misfortune comes from the mouth, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.
Zou Yi helped the policeman who flew out, walked to the policeman with the gun, and whispered: "This police officer, we are from the national security team, and the documents are all in the car, if you have anything to say, please take a step to speak." ”
The policeman was stunned for a moment, then put away his pistol and said with a smile: "It turned out to be from the national security team...... No wonder the strength is so great. Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings, you're on a mission, right?"
Zou Yi smiled slightly: "You really want to know?"
The policeman immediately shook his head and sneered, "I don't want to, I'm ...... We're leaving, and we won't disturb you on our mission......"
Zou Yi smiled and said, "I won't send it." Interrogate the woman, ten big fish, and count them as our gift to you. ”
The policeman's face was both nervous and happy, and with a wave of his hand, the other policemen turned around together, and hurriedly got into the car and left with the woman, as if he had met a monster that he couldn't provoke, and ran faster than anyone else.
Zou Yi walked up to Su Mo and Gongbi, and said with a smile: "Let's go, don't worry, it's just the habit of earthlings." ”
Gongbi doesn't speak, as if he is worried that he will get into trouble by speaking.
Su Mo glared at Zou Yi and said angrily, "Are you rich?" ”
Zou Yi smiled: "I have a lot of money...... Let's go, stay here first, and then invite you to a big meal together. ”
When Su Mo heard about the big meal, he immediately smiled: "I want to eat the best...... You can't be stingy, you have to let me eat enough. ”
Zou Yi had cold sweat on her forehead, but she had to smile and say, "That's a certain ......"
What happened just now was definitely a misunderstanding, Gongbi would not have deliberately pushed the woman, but his strength was too great, and he was not sure, so Wu pushed the woman down.
The same was true of the police later, and Gongbi did not have the intention of hurting people.
But the police don't think so, they think Gongbi is a demonstration, they do it on purpose.
And they thought that the people in the national security team were all super agents, and their strength should be so strong.
This is definitely a big misunderstanding, and it is also a beautiful misunderstanding that Zou Yi took the initiative to create.