Of course, while we've tried to keep a low profile, the two vans I bought were still too stylish.

Just imagine, such an awesome, such a high-end community, two vans shuttle in it every day, how eye-catching, and even twice, the security guards at the door stopped us, if it wasn't for the security guards to see the access key on the car, it is estimated that they would have to call the police. I don't know, I thought it was someone who came to the community to steal things under the guise of a moving company.

Regarding this matter, the ape king has the greatest opinion, because he was the one who was stopped on both occasions. In the words of the King of Apes, if the security guard called the police at that time, he could only kill the killer and destroy the flowers. The reason is very simple, let alone the king of apes, he doesn't have a driver's license to drive, and he doesn't even have an ID card for stepping on a horse.

Therefore, the question of this identity was also put on my agenda in an instant. After all, there is no ID card, and it is absolutely difficult to move an inch in today's society. Besides, since the soul has arrived in the world, then we naturally have to do something in the world, this horse has no ID card, I want to go to a better hotel to open a room can't do it.

"Tsing Yi, do you know the ID card?" I leaned back on the sofa, ate the fruit that Wan Lingxin took up after washing, and said with a lewd face.

"I know, it's just that this thing is not so easy to handle, I still need a few days, and besides, you have to accompany me to the police station. ”

The police station? I don't have an ID card to go to the police station? What are you doing with a black household? Surrender yourself?

"I need to look at their process of applying for and permitting, and then I also need some materials for applying for and permitting. ”

Damn, you've been studying the problem of fake certificates for a long time?

Tsing Yi looked at me and didn't speak, but the meaning is obvious, what do you say?

I don't know if I'm going to laugh or cry now. As a people's policeman, this kind of fake certificate happened in front of my eyes, and I should resolutely stop it, but these black households are all my good brothers, and they have not done anything bad, on the contrary, we still have the great cause of saving the world.

Made, it's too hard to choose. So, after thinking about it for a moment, I made a resolute decision: to do it.

So, in the afternoon, Tsing Yi and I drove a van into our computer street. Because Tsing Yi said that my old computer was really bad.

My inner monologue: You can be content, our office computers are just like that, they should have been eliminated five years ago, and they are not still used the same now. But when I think about it this way, I compare it, but it's also right, half of our office computers are for those old men and women who are about to retire to watch videos or news, and half are for fighting, land, and masters, and finally, a very small part is typing and working.

Every day when I go to work, I walk around the various offices, and half of them watch videos to learn square dance, half of them get together to watch fishing teachings, half of them shop for fishing gear, and then, and then a small part of them grit their teeth and beat the materials.

Alas, the aging of the cadre team is too serious, can I write a thesis of the nature of a research topic?

With this in mind, Tsing Yi and I walked into the computer shop, and the first sentence after entering the computer shop made me completely worship Tsing Yi's sweatpants.

"Sir, do you want a computer?"

"Hmm. ”

"What price do you want to choose?"

"The best. ”

You don't have the traditional virtues of thrift and thrift, you look at me, you are so rich, but I still choose an affordable van to buy a car, which is simply a benchmark for energy-saving, environmentally friendly and low-carbon travel.

"First of all, that's the money I made. Secondly, your van was bought very inappropriately, and if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have fallen to the point where we are getting fake certificates today. Finally, if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, without this computer, we can't get a fake ID card at all. ”

Do you know that it is illegal to apply for a fake certificate? Are you afraid that others will not know what we are going to do when we buy a computer? Stupid and forceful.

"First of all, we have freedom of speech. Secondly, before the established facts are formed, we have ......"

Fuck off, uncle, let's talk about harmony.

When I got home, the network at home was ready-made, Tsing Yi casually tinkered, and the network was already connected, and then I tinkered with a bunch of other broken things he bought, and after a dripping sound, Tsing Yi pushed the keyboard back, and then got up and left.

Obviously, Tsing Yi is all done.

Then Tsing Yi stretched out his palm towards me.

"What for?"

"Telephone. ”

I handed it over obediently, and then Tsing Yi answered my mother's phone.

"Auntie...... "And then there's a call, I really don't understand much, right?"

So, in the evening, the king of the apes came back with some cardboard, white, and looked a little familiar.

"Where's your ID?"

Made, I said how do I look at these cardboards so familiarly, Made, the cardboards that are the same as my ID card.

I handed my ID card to Tsing Yi, who held it in his hand and tinkered with it for a while, then tinkered with the machine he bought, and then snapped it in half.

Damn, what do you want to do?

watched Tsing Yi grab the ID card that was broken in half and studied it for a while, and then put the rotten ID card still on the computer desk and went upstairs to practice. Hold the grass, what does this mean? It's over? Why are you breaking my ID card when it's over? No, I didn't see you making a fake certificate.

This night, I couldn't sleep at first, and then I barely fell asleep, and then I woke up after a while, and my mind was full of nightmares, always dreaming that the police checked my ID card, and checked it over and over again.

So, the next day, when I went downstairs with a big black eye socket, everyone had a look of surprise on their faces.

"What did you do last night?" Liu stammered as soon as possible.

"Didn't sleep well. I replied angrily.

"No, I see that you were beaten by others, can't you sleep at night to find the mother monkey?" said the ape king as he looked at me and said angrily.

You're looking for a female monkey, your whole family is a female monkey, and so are you.

I rolled my eyes at the Ape King angrily, and then began to bite the fritters in my hand fiercely. I have to say that since I came to the world, the two girls of Wan Lingxin and Qin Xin have been obsessed with cooking, of course, this progress is obvious to all, although the fritters I bite can still be used as whips, but at least they can be eaten.

Breakfast was quickly finished, and I rubbed my aching chin and collapsed on the couch.

"I'll accompany you to report the loss in a moment. Tsing Yi said calmly, as if he was talking about a very ordinary thing. Nima, you black household, can you not be so natural, as if the police station is your home, you can go if you want, and you can leave if you want.

"I'll go with you. The Ape King leaned over, showing off his biceps and said.

"What are you going to do?"

"I can ...... when I need to," the Ape King wiped back and forth on his neck.

Roll as far as you go!

"Why don't we think of something else?" I said tentatively. Although we are not the four good young people who grew up in a five-good family, we still haven't done anything that violates the law and discipline, of course, it doesn't count when dealing with those evil forces, or even those who intend to subvert our country's regime.

"The way you can think of is probably to find Lao Zhang in prison or the old man in the base, right?" Tsing Yi said as he looked at me with slanted eyes.

Well. It's really unpleasant to be told that you have something in your heart, but this kind of unhappiness can only be swallowed in your stomach, because people are right. Riding a horse, I now regret getting Tsing Yi to the world.

"I don't believe him. ”

Tsing Yi gave me a reason that I couldn't refute.

So, I could only obediently go to the police station with Tsing Yi, and then I lost my ID card in a cold sweat all the way, and then took a photo and reissued it.

So, when we went back at noon, we had some more photographic equipment in our hands.

I looked at the pile of things in the study, and this horse rider can start a live broadcast and become an Internet celebrity.

Hey, this is also a way, if you start a live broadcast, these people around us probably don't need to publicize much, and they don't need any talent, it's just that the five women of Juan Lingxin sit there, and it is estimated that the fans will have to click up. Moreover, they don't have to learn anything, as long as they can say thank you to xxxxx for sending the rocket. Even the makeup is saved, let's go directly to the original camera, and then find two more people to PK when it's okay, just in front of the original camera, it is estimated that it won't take 30 seconds, and the five of us women will win.

Alas, however, these can only be ideas, at least until the ID card comes out.

Tsing Yi tinkered for a while, and all the work was already in place.

So, in the afternoon, each of us had an extra ID card in our hands, even me.

In order to verify the validity of the certificate, we deliberately conducted actual tests in major supermarkets, hotels and banks in our city, and the results were very easy to use and more real than the real thing.

At this point, I finally secretly wiped the sweat from my forehead.

Everyone's ID cards are all used by their real names, after all, first, everyone has a name, and second, no one knows us at all. And when it was the turn of the beauty of the heavenly realm, everyone was a little difficult, and we didn't know the name of this girl.

"I seem to have a name. The beauty frowned and thought for a moment, then said in a low voice.

Is there a name? remembered, and everyone looked at her with eager eyes.

"It seems to be called...... Call...... Sky Feather. ”

The crowd looked at her and continued to look shocked.

"It seems that there is another name, called ...... Call...... Purple clothes. ”

The crowd continued to be shocked, and I stood up with my thigh patted on my thigh, pointing my index finger straight at the beauty.

"Seven...... Seven...... Seven fairies?"

The beautiful woman looked at me with a frown, a confused expression.

"Dong Yong remembers?"

The beautiful woman shook her head.

"That...... That one...... I'll tell you a story. Then I pulled my phone out.

Nonsense, can Lao Tzu know the story of the Seven Fairies? The little things that Lao Tzu saw were all seen in the "Seven Fairies of Joy" and "Sou Shen Ji", and I still remember that my mother didn't let me see it at that time, saying that it was all for fools to see, and I could only watch it secretly.

When I took out my phone, I opened Baidu directly.

"Legend has it that the Seven Fairies, the daughter of the Jade Emperor, longed for life in the world because of the loneliness and loneliness of the Heavenly Palace. One day, he went to Lingxutai with his six sisters to play, and met Dong Yong, a young farmer who sold himself to bury his father in the nether world, and was moved by his loyalty and honesty and sprouted admiration.

The eldest sister saw through the little sister's thoughts, ignored the strict precepts of the Heavenly Palace, and helped her to go down to earth. When leaving, he gave a piece of incense, so that the little sister could burn incense and ask for help when she was in danger. The seven fairies came to the world, and after the land lord said that they agreed, and the acacia shade tree served as a matchmaker, they married Dong Yong. In order to help her husband redeem herself, the Seven Fairies went to work in Fu Yuan's house. The staff deliberately made things difficult, and she was limited to weaving ten brocade silk horses overnight.

If it is successful, Dong Yong's long-term work period will be changed from three years to 100 days, otherwise three years will be changed to six years. The seven fairies lit incense in the engine room and asked for help, and the six sisters went down to help each other and weaved ten brocade silk horses overnight. Fu Yuanwai had to fulfill his promise.

After Dong Yong's work period expired, the husband and wife returned home happily. On the way, Dong Yong found that his wife was pregnant and hurried to ask for water to quench her thirst. At this time, the wind suddenly rose, and heavenly soldiers and generals appeared in the air, passing down the holy decree of the Jade Emperor, limiting the seven fairies to return to the Heavenly Palace at three o'clock in the afternoon, and disobeying the order, Dong Yong's body was broken into ten thousand pieces. The Seven Fairies couldn't bear to be innocently victimized by their husbands, so they had to explain their origins to Dong Yong, and carved the oath of "one heart in heaven and one heart on earth" on the acacia tree, and returned to heaven with grief and indignation. ”

"Do you remember this story?" After finishing the story, I stared straight at the Seven Fairies, hoping to see some changes on her face, isn't it all played like this in other people's movies?

It's a pity that I didn't see a little pain on the face of the Seven Fairies at all, and I was even a little happy.

Then I saw the Seven Fairies grinning, laughing out with a mouth full of white teeth, and then said, "This girl is a fool, she orders takeout." ”

I almost choked to death with a mouthful of water, you haven't learned anything else, but you know this takeout quite well.

Speaking of takeout, then ...... And then...... Then the Seven Fairies threw us a sentence of "Let's call it Tianyu", and after that, I grabbed my mobile phone with a few women and went to buy online.

I glared at the five women and shouted at the top of my voice, but unfortunately, no one paid attention to me at all.

"You shouldn't let women choose between online shopping and you. Tsing Yi said, with a deeply affected expression.

"Yes, if you had to choose between a woman and an online game, how would you choose?" Liu stammered.

Fuck off your uncle, you know a fart, only children will choose, Lao Tzu wants them all, I play online games during the day, and I play at night...... No, no?

Anyway, in the end, everyone had an ID card, everyone had a legal identity, and the next day, everyone sat in the van in a neat and precarious manner, looking at me intently.

Then, on the intercom I put on the van, the voice of the ape king came out.

"Arbitrary, arbitrary, please answer when you hear it, over. ”

I gritted my teeth and rolled down the window and yelled at the van behind me.

"Quack?"

"To go, to go, to go, over. ”

I stepped on the horse, so I slapped my head on the ground, and as soon as I stepped on the accelerator, the van roared and rushed out of the garage, all the way out of the neighborhood with black smoke.

"You're amazing, a 1.6L van makes you feel like a 6.1L Raptor is driving. Liu stammered and yelled on the back of my seat.

How did you know about raptors?

In short, these people now look like very normal people in the human world, no matter how you look at them.

The van creaked and I stopped at the entrance of the mall, and everyone got out of the car.

I pointed to one plaque and the other next to it and said, "See these two? Buy this, don't buy that." ”

"What is this?" asked Crescent Moon, leaning over.

"This is Huawei, China, let's buy this. That's an apple, old and beautiful, let's not buy it. ”

"Why?"

"Why are there so many? You can't buy anything! You're still young, and playing with your phone hurts your eyes. I glared at the crescent moon and roared.

"I'm still young? I'm ...... ...... all," the crescent moon counted on her fingers, and then said, "I'm a thousand years old." ”

I was speechless.

Naturally, our actions were seen by the people in the mobile phone store a long time ago, and the store door was opened, and a little girl from the store walked out early, standing quietly at the door waiting for us.

So, after hearing what I said, the little girl in the Huawei store smiled and glanced sideways at the waiter at the Apple store next to her. The waiter in the Apple store heard our conversation, glared at us fiercely, and then glanced at the little girl who crossed Huawei, turned around and went into the house angrily.

Lao Tzu has money, but Lao Tzu won't buy you, you are angry? Don't you Lao Mei believe in God? Lao Tzu is God, do you treat God like this? Grass, false believers.

Of course, the little girl naturally heard the 1,000-year-old age of the crescent moon, and she was looking at the crescent moon with a happy face, looking at the posture, and a little impulsive to hug the crescent moon.

I don't know, if I tell her what kind of expression this little girl will have after she is really a thousand years old, will she throw the crescent moon on the ground in fright, for fear that the crescent moon will slander her.

Ten people walked into the mobile phone store, this kind of plastic surgery is absolutely rare in the mobile phone store, especially the five women, all of them are beauties, some are gentle and lovely, some are dignified and elegant, some are eccentric, some are generous, some are tranquil and natural, in short, as soon as the five women enter, all the men in the store have been released

After finishing the work in his hand, he stared at the five beauties, and the first buddy even stabbed the ice cream he was holding in his hand to his girlfriend's nose.

Made, these five women, try not to go out in the future, it's too ostentatious.

Sure enough, it was only a moment, and before our buttocks were hot, the manager of the mobile phone store had already trotted all the way down from the building. Looking at that posture, it is estimated that he was not so nervous and happy on the day he married his daughter-in-law.

After all, the manager is an experienced person, but at a glance he has already seen that I am the "leading brother" of this group of people, gritted his teeth, endured the pain and temporarily abandoned the five beauties, and ran in front of me.

"Sir, are you here to buy a mobile phone?" The manager couldn't believe it, others bought mobile phones, at most two people, usually boyfriends accompanied girlfriends, where have we ever seen us like this, hula and rushed in directly Ten people, and, in addition to the strong man who was more than two meters long, and I and Liu stammered with obscene faces, all of them were handsome men and women.

So, these people, no matter how you look at it, don't look like they're buying mobile phones. However, even if they are not here to buy mobile phones, these people stop at their own store, which is definitely the best sign.

Therefore, after the manager politely asked me, he didn't wait for me to answer, and he had already greeted the little girl next to him and urged him to prepare fruit for us.

Made, it feels good. In fact, today's society is like this, either you have money or you have face, and if you don't have money and no face, you can only retreat and rely on ability. It's a pity that ability is a universal thing, as long as you work hard, everyone has it. So, in the final analysis, if money and face occupy this absolute position, there is no other.

"Well, let's buy a mobile phone, one for each person. I nodded and said, then looked at the little girl who was in a hurry to rush out, and greeted me in a loud voice: "Girl, don't go, let's leave after we finish buying." ”

This voice was too marketable, and it was too hard, and almost instantly, everyone else in the huge store looked at me neatly.

Look at your sister, haven't you seen anyone? I squinted and glared at everyone.

This kind of thing, how can the manager let us leave so happily so simply, this is simply a business opportunity, don't look at it just like this, and it is very likely to come and go, and those so-called stars go to the countryside to teach, they are all put on a show, but the effect of this moment can not be ignored, if it is used well, this year's sales champion in our city may be his.

"I don't know what kind of mobile phone Mr. wants?" the manager said clearly, steadily, looking at me.

"Hmm...... The best of it. I glanced at Tsing Yi, Tsing Yi's face was calm, I don't know how much money I have in the card now, anyway, as long as I don't frown, then I can do whatever I want.

"The best?ten?" The manager gasped, you know, in 2020, Huawei's mobile phones, the best ones are also tens of thousands, buy ten at a time, which almost instantly bought all the inventory in their store.

"Well, the best, but not ten. ”

"That?"

"Nine parts. I said, and then reached into my pocket, and I had already pulled out my phone and threw it on the table, and said, "I have it myself." ”

My phone has been in my hands for five years, and although I bought it at the time, it was new, but it was also in stock in the mall for I don't know how long. Therefore, this mobile phone is at least an antique from seven or eight years ago. I could tell it from the manager's expression. It was only after careful identification that he realized what my phone was.

"Sir...... Mr...... Sir is really a long-term person. The manager was obviously a little caught off guard by this sudden blow, and finally sighed for a long time and held back such a sentence.

"Well, sir, I'm in charge, we'll give you one in the shop, exactly like the other nine, but I also hope that Sir will grant us a request. ”

"What request?"

"We would like to ask a few of us to take a group photo, which is a souvenir of our store, and you know that so many beautiful women and handsome guys buy mobile phones in our small store at the same time, which is a rare thing. ”

The manager is definitely a very shrewd person, and, I also know, what he said about souvenirs, definitely not in the ordinary sense, as the so-called no treacherous business, if he doesn't make the money back on this mobile phone, he won't be so happy.

I was hesitating here, but I saw Tsing Yi looking towards me, and then nodded imperceptibly.

"Since the managers are so gracious, then I won't refuse, thank you. I said with a smile. Made, the rich man nodded, and besides, Tsing Yi's flowery intestines, it is estimated that half of it can be left after wrapping the manager three times, and he agreed, what am I afraid of.

In fact, there is a reason why I am afraid, after all, we are essentially the existence of black households, they can do anything, the only thing they can't do is to see the light, especially the light that is very likely to become a public figure, you know, in this society, there are almost no secrets at all, secretly flicking the chicken, the chicken can be published on the Internet, not to mention that we are so unabashedly tossed.

The process of purchasing is very simple, women, even if they are gods from the underworld, or fairies from the heavens and earths, their first selection criterion for things is also appearance, otherwise, the seven fairies will not use colors to name themselves.

After choosing the mobile phone, I applied for the mobile phone card by the way, and then took a photo under the courteous leadership of the manager, and we have returned. The only regret the manager was that I didn't attend the group photo. After all, no matter how you look at it, I'm also the boss of this group, and I don't even need to do it myself when it comes to payment.

I also want to take a group photo when I step on a horse, but do I dare? I am a "serious" person, not to mention that I am ugly, and my identity as a policeman who is stepping on a horse is not allowed.

Of course, my actions are more important in the manager's heart, and I am a "big man", after all, our place is not one of those first- and second-tier big cities, and it is already a great thing to have such a powerful character.

Declining the manager's offer to help us get our phones back, ten of us got into the van and drove away.

The manager stood at the door, watching us disappear without a trace.

The little girl next to her suddenly frowned and asked, "Manager, why are they driving a van?" When the little girl spoke, she still looked disgusted.

"What do you know? A woman's family, short of knowledge, this is called a real low-key, big hidden in the city, don't you understand? Tonight, you come to my room, and I will have a good talk with you. ”

The little girl looked shy, stomped her feet and snorted, twisted her ass and went back, leaving the manager alone at the door, looking forward to her bright future.

Since we are out, we can simply take a good stroll, so the next stop, we have stopped at the door of the shopping mall.

Women seem to have a natural hobby for shopping, of course, there are some "women" are also special, such as the crescent moon, only shopping for less than an hour, the girl has run back to us with a bitter face, smoothly climbed onto my lap, and began to fiddle with her mobile phone that has just arrived.

Then, I saw that the girl found the app store very neatly, and then clicked and tinkered, and then in the blink of an eye, what WeChat, Taobao, Vipshop, Meituan, Meitu Xiu or something have appeared neatly in the mobile phone, and the girl actually downloaded a vertical and horizontal APP.

"Crescent moon, why are you downloading this?" I asked, pointing to the vertical and horizontal app on the girl's phone.

"Yikes. ”

"I really want to ask the girl, do you know all the simplified characters now?

"See what?"

"I don't ascend to the sky.,The hero in it is too stupid.、Forced.,I don't know what the code word thinks.,Are you talking about the code word also a fool? Even if it's not,,It's probably a schizophrenia patient.。 The girl bit her fingers and said.

"Hmm. I think so. I nodded heavily. Suddenly remembered something, and then slapped the back of the girl's head, grabbed the girl's double ponytail and yelled: "Who did you learn from? Don't swear! ”

I yelled at the crescent moon, and the crescent moon pouted and continued to tinker with the phone, simply ignoring me. Actually, I want to say that you shouldn't swear, but if you call Daddy, I'll be very happy, especially with this ponytail.

It wasn't until the sun went down and the six of us were almost drowsy that four women finally appeared in front of us in big bags.

Qin Xin flicked his wrist and threw the card in front of Tsing Yi, and then pouted and said, "You have no money." ”

Damn! I woke up in an instant, although I don't know how much money is in Tsing Yi's card, but I can see that Tsing Yi bought nine mobile phones without frowning, and all the ones in the card will definitely not be less.

It's over, this girl is so made, Tsing Yi should show her man's majesty.

We looked at Tsing Yi, and then we watched Tsing Yi take out the mobile phone, and then tinkered a few times, and after a few dinging prompts, Tsing Yi had already handed the card back to Qin Xin.

"Now there's money. Tsing Yi looked at Qin Xin with a doting smile.

And then...... And then...... Then the four women threw a bunch of things, screamed, and rushed back to shop.

The six of us stared at the four women and went back to fight until their figures disappeared, and the five of us began to stare at Tsing Yi.

"You're really dead. I rubbed my waist and said.

"It's hard for them to come out once. Tsing Yi said, also beating his waist.

Should! Should! Pretend, force, flash, right? You're not bad if the thunder doesn't split.

We went home because the mall was closed, and when we got home, we took two taxis in addition to the two vans. Because even the co-pilot of the van was already full of all kinds of packages, the Ape King and I reluctantly drove back.

Going home, unloading, dividing, and receiving, when the six of us fell asleep, the laughter of the four women was still echoing in the room, and I was shocked by a burst of cold sweat.

The next day, the women began to sit around the living room and study the mobile phone software, and eventually, the downloaded software was unified.

Qin Xin expressed very clearly the purpose of their doing: "In this way, it is conducive to our communication." Then, the five women directly established a WeChat group, group name: Five Golden Flowers.

Made, you should divide the corpses of the five horses and the corpses of the green clothes.

And after the five women downloaded many apps, they actually downloaded one app - Happy Match.

Riding a horse, this is too life, isn't it? It's too womanly, right? You're a god, do you have a little self-knowledge? I stared at the five women there clicking and playing with the music, and the room was full of the sound of the women's screams, and I felt that my blood pressure was gradually rising.

"Three women in one play, have you ever heard of that?" I turned to Tsing Yi and asked.

"Yes. Tsing Yi's face was also a little dark.

Should!should!hahahaha......

So, on the third day, Liu stammered and protested, the reason: they all played, but he didn't play.

"You can have fun. ”

"That's what women play with, I want to play with men, and I don't play without blood!"

"So what are you playing?"

"League of Legends!"

Hold the grass!

X province X city, the weather is still very cold, because this place is close to the sea, the air is even more damp and cold, the moment I got off the plane on Wednesday, I felt that I had fallen into the ice hole, and the whole person was not good.

The moment I took out my phone, a text message also jumped in.

Jiuqulou, only three simple words.

Wednesday reached out and stopped a taxi, got into the car, the air conditioning in the car was running full, the air was also damp, and Wednesday felt much more comfortable.

The taxi driver seemed to be very talkative, and he quickly chatted with the taxi driver on Wednesday.

"Master, is Jiuqu Building far from here?"

"Far away, more than 20 kilometers. "The master looks like an old horse knows the way.

"You're not a local, are you?" the master glanced at Wednesday.

"No, from out of town, I came to attend a friend's wedding, and my friend said that his place was not far from Jiuqulou. ”

"Oh, I mean, you don't look like you're a person who went to Jiuqu Tower. ”

"Why not?" Wednesday's ignorant expression completely provoked the driver's performance**.

"That place, the best place in our city, is also one of the best in our province, and all the people who can go there are rich people, or they are officials. ”

"So awesome?"

"Well, that's it, I'm talking about it simply, that place is not an ordinary place, even if you have money, you may not be able to get in. As for our taxi, we can't get into front of people's doors at all, and we will stop you a few hundred meters away. ”

"Isn't it just a restaurant? It's that powerful?" Wednesday was about to be disgusted by his expression, and Wednesday even felt the adoration in his eyes, but there were no little stars in his eyes.

"Hey, don't be funny, that place can indeed eat, that place, that place, that's the palace. There is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing that no one can't do. Hey...... "The driver has a smile on his face that you understand.

"Oh, that's amazing, then let's stay away, you can find me a hotel nearby and drop me off." Wednesday had a teachable expression.

The taxi skillfully shuttled through the traffic and was soon out of the city.

"It's here!" shouted the master as he stepped on the brakes and looked at the price of the meter.

After settling the fare, Wednesday pulled his shriveled backpack over his side, opened the door and got out of the car.

The taxi honked its horn to say hello to Wednesday and then walked away.

"This place...... It's really unusual. "Wednesday looked at the building a few hundred meters away.

Gray color, a bit like a dark color. The building is only three floors, and the façade is not very large, and it looks a little broken.

Wednesday's eyes were on the buildings on the left and right of the street, and he slowly approached the Jiuqu Building.

In almost an hour, Wednesday finally turned around the so-called Jiuqulou, chose a hotel with a good location nearby, and threw down more than 300 yuan on Wednesday to open a standard room.

It's not an easy place. On Wednesday, I crossed my arms by the window of the hotel and looked at the Jiuqu Building opposite.

It looks dilapidated, and there isn't even a decent parking lot, but none of the cars that go in are bad. On the right side of the building there is a low entrance, a few meters away, through which all incoming cars drive in. Wednesday calculated, from standing here to now, almost half an hour, there are no less than dozens of cars that have entered, none of them have dropped 500,000, and the license plate number is even more arrogant than the other.

Soon, the sun had completely set, and the Jiuqu Building was also lit up, although it was not so luxurious, but it illuminated the Jiuqu Building exceptionally brightly, like day.

Wednesday frowned and looked at the other side, how is this going to get in? Wednesday felt a little toothache.

The eyes continued to sweep around the Jiuqu Building, and at this moment, Wednesday was very grateful for the dazzling light, at least so that he could see the Jiuqu Building clearly.

Wednesday's eyes suddenly stopped on the left side of Jiuqu Building, where there was a dilapidated carport, and there were a few cabinets in it, looking at the rusty appearance, it should have been thrown there for a long time.

On Wednesday, I sat down at a noodle shop across the street from the carport, ordered a bowl of noodles, and ate it slowly.

It was almost over, and I walked out of the restaurant on Wednesday, and the weather outside was very cold, and there were almost no people on the road.

Wednesday rushed to the side of the carport in a few steps, and climbed over the iron fence with his hands and feet. Seeing that there was no one around, several doormen at the gate were also shivering and shrunk in the sentry box at the door, smoking cigarettes and snorting.

Wednesday was soon behind the dilapidated third floor

It was quiet, and there was no sound in the whole third floor.

It really looks like a decoration.

Wednesday gently pulled the doorknob, and the door opened.

There were a lot of tables neatly arranged in the hall that looked like a wedding hall, but looking at the dust on the tables, I knew that the hall had long been idle, and there was a staircase leading to the ground on the left side of the hall, and Wednesday felt there.

Approaching the stairs, Wednesday finally heard a little human voice, far away.

Wednesday went down the stairs, and at the end were two heavy curtains, which Wednesday opened and looked inside.

Rows of shiny screens lined up there, and from time to time someone was giving various instructions or asking questions through the intercom.

A few short-haired young men leaned back in chairs in front of the screen, wearing half-sleeved shirts, the gold chains around their necks as thick as fingers, shining with vulgar light, their feet on the table, cigarettes between their fingers, and the room was turned blue by several people smoking.

"Who's going to pee?" a young man shouted as he threw away his cigarette butt, got up from his chair, and shouted at the top of his voice.

"I'll go, I'll go. ”

"I'll go too. The two voices chimed in.

"You both go, what are you going to do here?"

"It's okay, there's a fourth. ”

A young man gave a thumbs up behind him.

"Let's go, let's go, I don't know what the fuck can I do except sleep every day. The young man who took the lead kicked the fourth sleeping chair hard, and the person on the chair snorted and said hello.

A bright light came through another door, and the three men pushed it open and walked out.

Wednesday followed out lightly, and when he passed by the fourth, he could still hear the slight snoring of the fourth.

A long and narrow passage, which was passed briskly on Wednesday.

This place...... It's really extraordinary!

Looking at the scene in front of me on Wednesday, I finally understood why some people always say: poverty limits our imagination.

The location in front of me is obviously underground, but there is no feeling of suffocation here, and the light is bright and soft, enough to see clearly, but not dazzling.

The cheongsam slit reached the waiter on his chest, and the high heels under his feet stepped on his snow-white thighs. Decent staff in standard uniforms and security guards wearing snow-white gloves kept shuttling here, there were a lot of people, but there was no noise at all. Occasionally, a few people in civilian clothes pass by, and their voices are quiet.

It didn't seem to be so heavily guarded here, and Wednesday almost swaggered through the lobby.

But it's right to think about it, after all, this is only a provincial city, and it is not so angry that it is three steps, one post, five steps and one sentry, not to mention that there are guards to check it, and those who can come in are estimated to be "good people". Besides, it is estimated that everyone who comes here is also an acquaintance, and there are always a few people with raw faces.

Through the lobby, the inside is almost like any other hotel, a lattice box. The only difference may be that the soundproofing conditions are better, there is no sound in the corridor at all on Wednesday, occasionally the door of the box opens and closes, and on Wednesday you can only hear the sound of staccato sound.

Where are you going to find so many lattices?Wednesday looked at the rows of rooms that were almost the same, and muttered through his teeth.

"Hello, what's the matter?" a sweet female voice sounded as Wednesday was shaking his head and studying how to find Kuroko's box.

"Oh, I drank too much and couldn't find a room. Wednesday squinted his eyes and looked at the beauty in front of him.

Tall figure, delicate face, two shallow dimples when laughing, a well-fitting overalls to modify the figure, looking at the age should be twenty-six or seventeen.

Wednesday shook his head as much as he could, trying to look confused, and took a few breaths to hold the blood on his face to make himself look like he had at least drunk.

"So, do you remember what room it was?"

"No...... Ignorance...... Road. "Wednesday's tongue started to knot.

"Do you remember who you drank with?"

"Oh, me and ...... Me and ...... Prevent...... Boss Du, in ...... Together. "On Wednesday, the name of Kuroko was reported.

"Oh, well, you come with me. ”

"Hmm. Wednesday said yes, and then walked over with the swaying buttocks and snow-white thighs in front of him.

"Boss Du is dining here, please come in. The girl took Wednesday to the innermost private room, stood by the door, and pointed to the door of the box.

"Oh, I'm kind of ...... Confused, can you ...... Can you pour it for me...... Pour a glass of water? I'm here...... Sober up. "Wednesday's performance was vivid.

"Oh, well, please, please wait. The girl took Wednesday into a room next to the private room, where there were a few beds, which seemed to be a temporary resting place for the guests.

"It's going to be fucking enjoyable, and you can rest for a while before eating. "Wednesday looked at the décor of the room, simple, atmospheric and warm.

Soon, the girl came over with a cup of tea, put it in Wednesday's hand, said hello and gently withdrew.

Wednesday waited quietly, holding a cup of tea in his hand, and sipping without a sip.

At 22:15, Kuroko finally finished the meal.

The door of the private room opened, and several men in suits and leather shoes walked out of the box.

A fat belly protruded from the private room first, and Kuroko's hand was on the doorknob of the private room, and there was a smile on his face.

"Governor, thank you for your help in this matter, a little meaning, I have already let the little brother put it in your car. Kuroko took the coat handed over by the person next to him and put it on the fat belly diligently.

"Hey, Boss Du, you're polite about this. But you have to do a good job in this project, this is a benchmark project in our province, if you mess up, I won't let you eat and walk around. Also, don't be a governor or governor, I'm just a vice governor, it's hard for you to call me that. "Belly" pouted his greasy mouth, and his palm gently patted his stomach, looking condescending.

"Of course, of course, how can I discredit you, don't worry, I will definitely give you a beautiful job. Kuroko bent over and played the package ticket next to him.

"Hey, why are you still called the governor? Vice Governor!"

"Haha, look at my memory, but it's not a matter of time or time. ”

"You, haha, haha, just this once, not for example. Stomach reached out and patted Kuroko's shoulder, and then walked out step by step.

"Governor, you go slowly. Kuroko watched her stomach behind her.

"Damn, you look arrogant, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will let you kneel in front of Lao Tzu. Phew!" Seeing the vice governor's hand on the waiter's waist and turning the corner, a fierce light flashed in Kuroko's eyes, and he spat fiercely on the ground.

"Knife, has the girl you found for Lao Tzu arrived?" Kuroko turned around and asked in a low voice as he looked at a tall, thin young man with glasses next to him.

"It's here, Boss, it's ready, but it's a little violent. Sven's knife fingers pushed his glasses, and a soft smile tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"Violence? Lao Tzu will let her know what violence is in a while. ”

"Damn, every day and these bastards pretend to be grandsons, wear these five or six things, and don't do all the scum things of stealing and cheating. Kuroko pulled the suit on his body, then rolled up the clothes and threw them on the ground with a disgusted face.

Kuroko, who was wearing only a black half-sleeved T-shirt, swayed and walked towards the innermost side.

"Knives, don't let anyone bother me. ”

"Hmm. ”

The knife turned around and went to someone to explain the matter, and Wednesday chased after Kuroko in the direction he left.

Wednesday followed Kuroko for a few minutes before coming to a dimly lit place.

There were only a few lights on here, barely illuminating the path beneath your feet.

More than a dozen rooms, the doors were closed tightly, although the sound insulation was good, but Wednesday's keen senses still faintly heard some humming and chirping.

", bad luck, all animals. Wednesday frowned and glanced at his pants, alas, no way, man, I'm not a fucking thing.

Kuroko didn't stop in this dim place, and slowly crossed over and walked out deeper.

In a dim environment, it is good for ordinary people's senses to be able to see the road under their feet, let alone be able to see Wednesday more than ten meters behind them.

After moving forward a few dozen meters again, Wednesday's eyes slowly brightened.

It seems to be a simple parking lot, or a storeroom.

Wednesday watched Kuroko walk up the stairs across the street from the parking lot and walk up slowly.

The sound of the door closing sounded, and Wednesday hurriedly followed.

There seems to be a narrow street across the door, and across the street is a three-story single-family villa, and on Wednesday I saw Kuroko enter the villa through the crack in the door.

The lights in the villa turned on, and Kuroko threw off his shoes at the door, ripped off his shirt, and walked naked all the way to the third floor.

The lights soon came on in a room on the third floor, and Wednesday lay on the balcony on the third floor of the villa, watching everything in the room.

A girl of about twenty-four or five years old was tied to a chair in the middle of the room, with a towel stuffed in her mouth.

Kuroko's body slowly slid down from the girl's hand, the girl clapped her palms, and the snow-white shoes kicked Kuroko's body a few times, then took out a plain white handkerchief and wiped her hands, and then threw it in a pool of blood on the ground.

"Hmph, scum. The girl snorted, then straightened her clothes and jumped out of the window.

"Say, what do you see?" the girl pushed Wednesday into a corner, her chest almost hitting Wednesday's chest.

The girl's height is not high, a little more than 1.65 meters, so it's cheaper to hit Wednesday.

Wednesday looked down at the part of the girl that was about to hit his chest, and felt another rush of blood rushing to his head.

"Beauty, if you keep bumping into me like this, I'll see everything I should see and what I shouldn't see. Wednesday was indeed shocked by the girl's performance, but there was not much fear, Wednesday felt that the girl had no malice, and that it was more of a prank to give herself this sentence, pure intuition. Wednesday bared his snow-white teeth and looked at the little head in front of him that was about to hit his jaw.

"Is it true?" the girl squinted at Wednesday.

"Now it is. ”

"Huh?"

"If you don't go away, I'll be lying. "Wednesday's back was pressed against the wall.

"If you see something you shouldn't see, I'll pick out your eyeballs and drink wine. The girl waved her fist in front of Wednesday.

"You're not afraid?" the girl looked at Wednesday with a sullen look on her face.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'll accidentally see something I shouldn't see. Wednesday tilted his head and pointed to the spot between the girl and his body.

"Hmph, coward. The girl leaned back.

"Tell me, what are you going to do?" the girl hugged her shoulders as if she were interrogating Wednesday.

"I started to kill people, then I was ready to save you, and finally I watched the fun. ”

"Hehe, you're really interesting. You saw me kill?"

"Well, I see. ”

"Then you're not going to run, aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?"

"I'm afraid, I guess I can't run, anyway, I have to die, it's better to be happy to see it lively." "Singles who looked unusually bad on Wednesday.

A gleam flashed in the girl's eyes.

"You people are so interesting, so different. The girl suddenly showed two tiger teeth and smiled at Wednesday.

"Forget it, I won't tell you, you won't understand. The girl jumped up and down the balcony fence with her hands behind her back.

"Hey, by the way, what's your name?"

"Wednesday. ”

"Haha, your name is interesting, too. My name is Ya'er, and if you can, remember me. The girl smiled heartily, and then jumped out of the balcony. By the time Wednesday rushed over in the next second, the girl had long since disappeared.

"Ya'er, Ya'er, it's quite apt. Wednesday muttered a few times, and then a smile tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"Damn! I really met the great god this time. Wednesday looked at the messy floor in the room, Kuroko fell straight to the ground, the bloody wound on his shoulder had already coagulated.

Wednesday jumped straight from the balcony, and after a few seconds, he was already in the narrow alley, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The next day, a lace tabloid in X province: entrepreneur Du, suspected of being killed at home in the early hours of last night, the police speculated that the murderer was a woman, and other details were unknown......

After landing on Wednesday, I turned on my phone and checked the news in Province X, but there was no official reaction, only some lace news with some clues, and it seems that the official has blocked the news.

Wednesday suddenly remembered the handkerchief that the girl who claimed to be Ya'er threw on the ground, it seemed that it was done on purpose, it was really bold, but it didn't seem to be anything, I guess no one might be able to get this girl.

After two bus transfers, Wednesday was back to the place where there were birds and no birds.

"Third brother, what's going on at home lately?"

"Well, something. ”

"Need help?" Xiao Li asked as he looked at Wednesday as he entered the apartment.

"No, it's almost done. ”

The next day, Wednesday, appeared in the dark turf.

Wednesday Li Wai pulled and secretly told about his magical experience, and secretly looked at Wednesday with ignorant eyes for a few minutes.

"Finished?" secretly felt his head buzz a little from Wednesday's noise.

"Hmm. ”

"Ignorance. ”

"Oh. Wednesday fluttered with innocent little eyes.

"Get out!" secretly waved his hand fiercely, and Wednesday rolled back into his own world.

"Damn! If I knew everything, I still need to ask you. "I went to work on Wednesday with a scolding curse.

Dingdingding......

On Wednesday, he slid his phone away.

In the screen of the phone is a finger.

His finger poked out his phone so absurdly and put it on Wednesday's forehead, letting Wednesday struggle with his life.

A flood of information rushed into Wednesday's head.

The phone screen went black, and Wednesday was foaming at the mouth and lying on a chair in the office.

"Damn, shit, shit, can you not play so scary, I think that tooth came to Lao Tzu to kill him, you uncle. Wednesday rubbed his head, which was about to explode due to the impact of massive information, and scolded someone in his mouth.

The Quan Clan, the Tooth Race, is a race that coexists with Wednesday in the same world, but is higher than Wednesday's world. With Wednesday's understanding, Wednesday's world is estimated to not even count as a township of the power clan. And the power clan is the master of their world, of course, it is only temporary, it is a world where strength is respected, and the big fist is the count, and the power clan of Ya'er is in an embarrassing stage that is about to be unable to get rid of other races.

Ya'er's appearance in the world on Wednesday is also a strategic decision of the power clan, the purpose is to keep the fire, to put it bluntly, it is to keep a hand, lest his family make a clean family and cut off the incense.

As for Ya'er's ability to these so-called tinder, it's just like that, a little more powerful than Wednesday's earthlings, but it's just that, not enough to move mountains and reclaim the sea.

After accepting the information on Wednesday, he slowly sorted out some of the information himself.

It seems that Lao Tzu may really be able to meet this tooth again, and it is not bad to catch a horse master by the way, at least the girl in the tooth is quite smart. Wednesday's head kept flashing with some dirty thoughts.

Half a month later, on Wednesday, it was notified that the state had decided to send cadres from the prison system of various provinces to an autonomous region to assist in the work of the prison system in that autonomous region.

Wednesday is a single dog, and his physical fitness is good, his parents are fine, and his family is stable, so Wednesday gloriously became the first batch of police officers to reinforce an autonomous region.

It's a mess, and countless people told Wednesday that before Wednesday left.

Get off the plane, change trains, transfer trains, continue transfers......

Wednesday finally understood what it meant to be big, and Wednesday had his head on the glass of the car, banging against the glass with the bumps of the road.

It's too big, it's so fucking, how can it be so big?

Wednesday is crying now, and I feel like I've finished the year's car.

As the sun was about to set, Wednesday finally arrived at its destination.