It's a sad story
"No, second sister. Ye Qing cried on the spot, and called Ye Qing according to the ranking when they were chatting just now. "I'm going with you. ”
"That's not going to work, little lamb. The beautiful male angel smiled and replied in slightly blunt Chinese: "Christine originally believed in my religion, and the application for American citizenship was approved today, so although she died in China, she still had to return to heaven, but if I take away the little lamb you, it will be a cross-border robbery, and it will become an international problem, and the two demons behind you will turn back and complain to me, I am not good to deal with the International Federation of Faith." ”
The bull head, who was indeed very consistent with the image of the Western demon, said angrily: "Go quickly, be careful, grandpa, I complain that you are obstructing official business." ”
Ma Mian also said in a weird voice: "Hugging and hugging in broad daylight, what kind of body is it, white looks like a person, it looks bright on the outside, and it is all dirty inside." ”
The beautiful male angel smiled good-naturedly, and he couldn't tell whether he understood or didn't understand Ma Mian's "what kind of system" and "dirty", and only hugged Ye Qing, who died happily in comparison, and drifted away, leaving Ye Qing and Ye Qing with tears in their eyes.
It's really the same name and different fate.
But fortunately, at least they still have each other, and someone is as miserable as themselves, which is comforting. "Third sister. The grumpy Ye Qing suddenly shouted, "You haven't done anything bad in your life, have you?"
Ye Qing hurriedly shook her head, she is half an orphan, she has more social experience, and her thinking is darker, but she is also worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth, and she never harms others, in order to live a stable life, she rarely does wrong things, let alone bad things.
"Sister, although I often see injustices on the road and help my friends go to fight scumbags and juniors, I am also a good person, I won't go to hell, reincarnation is estimated to be possible, we sisters must be together, don't leave me alone......" Ye Qing was speechless as she spoke. looks very tough on the outside, but very slender on the inside.
"Okay, eldest sister, we live and die together. Ye Qing said movingly.
Then it was interrupted.
"Who allowed you to live and die? The bull head shouted angrily. "Who are you Ye Qing, answer quickly, we can go back and settle the errand. ”
"I'm Ye Qing. Ye Qing replied.
"I'm Ye Qing. Ye Qing replied.
After answering, the two of them realized that something was wrong and looked at each other. How do you listen to the meaning of this bull head, he is actually just going to take a person away, but he has not yet determined who the object of death is.
"Could it be that you are all called Ye Qing, but today there is only one deceased Ye Qing in this car. Ma Mian also said with some uncertainty: "You can quickly report your name, place of origin, and birthday." "As he spoke, he went to turn over the book of life and death. The grassroots staff is not good at this, there is little information, and the life and death book is only a damn person to display, and the duplicate name will not give you a hint.
The two Ye Yi saw that the soul hook of others was well documented, but they were also somewhat relieved. The king of Hades told you to die on the third watch, and who kept you until the fifth watch. Anyway, the damn ones will always die, and they don't have to choose two by themselves to compete for places, and they can save infighting.
"My name is Ye Qing, a 29-year-old native of Mengzhou, Henan Province. ”
"My name is Ye Qing, from Hangzhou, 27 years old...... Gemini?"
Birthday...... I have been looking at the constellations all these years, and neither of the two Ye girls understands it. I don't know if it's okay to replace it with the zodiac?
"No, no, no. Ye Qing Gengzi was born in the year of Yanjing, and he should have died at the age of 28, which of you is lying? Let me tell you, I have a soul search attached to this chain, you need to know that under this technique, no one does not tell the truth, but it is used too much, damaging the mind, be careful of becoming a fool in the next life. The bull head shouted.
Yanjing is today's Beijing, and there are many titles that have been changed in Beijing since ancient times, but everyone has watched Gongdou idol dramas, and this common sense is still there.
Ye Qing and Ye Qing said in unison: "We are not lying, wasn't the 28-year-old Ye Qing from Beijing taken away by an angel in front of you just now?"
After speaking, Ye Qing and Ye Qing looked at each other.
Speaking of which, it is true that Ye Qing and Ye Qing's "love (Qing)" are two tones, only Ye Qing's "Qing" character is a sound, which is the same as "Qing", but because the names of the three people are too similar, and the language also has dialect pronunciation, I didn't care about this small detail at first, so it is said that the details not only determine fate, but may directly determine fate.
Niu Tou Ma changed color and said: "What? She is also called Ye Qing? Then I called Ye Qing with soul searching just now, why shouldn't she?" Ye Qing and Ye Qing were quick to answer, so they were locked up quickly.
"She answered. Ye Qing said strangely: "We all heard it, why didn't you hear it." ”
But Ye Qing thought for a while and asked, "Uncle Niu, don't you know English?"
Niu Tou Ma Mian: "...... girl, you have the truth."
Soul searching is deep in the soul, there is absolutely no possibility of lying, Ye Qing has been abroad for many years, English is smoother than Chinese, and he has long regarded his country as a foreign country in his bones, his thinking pauses when searching for souls, and all the answers in his soul are in English, but it's a pity...... The bull head and horse face don't understand. They are demons, it is not easy to cultivate a human body, and after turning into a human being, they have been brought by the Hades Palace to all kinds of intensified calls, and they have never heard of training cultural quality, the two demons can read Chinese characters, and they are all self-taught by the soul of thousands of years, and they are in English.
"What should I do?" shouted the bull head, "The person has been robbed, chase after him." ”
"......" Ma Mian didn't know what to say, the angels of the people had their own wings, and they wanted to go to heaven and walk the heavenly road, how could they chase after the two beasts of the underworld? The difference between Chinese and foreign underworld cultures can be understood just by looking at the location of the base camp of the dead ghosts.
However, Ye Jing's problem is not limited to this. "Uncle Niu, I heard the angel just now say that Ye Qing has changed his American nationality today, why are you still here to hook the soul today?"
This one...... What do you say about the bull's head? People use computers to operate in heaven, angels hold the death list connected to the god terminal to update at any time, their underworld is still written on paper, after getting the list yesterday, I went out early this morning, and I am busy until now, at least I have to go back at noon to see the change information...... The information is not updated in a timely manner...... Crying to death.
Ye Qing continued to ask: "What's more, there is only one Ye Qing on your information, does it mean that the two of us should not have died in the first place?
Ye Jing asked in a clear manner, because she asked too directly to the core, so Niu Tou Ma Mian didn't know how to refute her at all, because she was the truth. Is this a no-brainer? It must be tied up by mistake. However, Ma Mian didn't say anything in the end, who knows if his casual words now will be used as evidence in court in the future.
Silent...... After an awkward silence, the two ghosts collectively burst into tears.
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