Chapter 255: You Are Tang Seng
Zhang Muyang smiled: "I really haven't been a good student. ”
For Zhang Muyang's gag, Li Fatzi was speechless, if it wasn't for the fact that he was on the plane now, he would have thought about doing it, whether he could fight it or not, beat this kid first, he nodded at Zhang Muyang fiercely and said: "Boy, I'll let you go crazy for a while, there is a kind of time when you don't get off the plane, and you will cry later." ”
Zhang Muyang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Don't be angry, I can give you something, but you can invoice me, after all, I also rely on craftsmanship to get things, and besides, you stole me first, you don't take care of it." ”
When he said this, Li Fat Man was anxious, and he coughed anxiously and said: "I issued a fart invoice, you took my things, and asked me to invoice you?
Zhang Muyang was idle anyway, teasing the goods and said: "Then who makes you inferior to others? Stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice, if I don't ask you for something, then you don't have a long memory, this is equivalent to tuition, and you can't prove that that thing is yours." ”
"Oh, are you giving me a lesson? and asking me for tuition, I'll ask you, you still haven't paid me back. Li Fat Man gasped, his face was red, his fingers were tightly pinching the seat, he really wanted to slap Zhang Muyang.
Zhang Muyang looked at him with a wicked smile and continued: "I'll give it, I didn't say no, I just thought about you giving me an invoice, and I'll go back to reimburse." ”
'Phew!'
Li Fatzi couldn't hold back any longer, he stood up violently, and wanted to make a move with Zhang Muyang, but at this moment, the stewardess came over and asked, "This gentleman, do you need any service?" Li Fatzi looked at the stewardess, then at Zhang Muyang, endured it again, and returned to his seat and said, "It's okay." ”
Zhang Muyang also followed and said: "Beauty, he's fine, maybe he's just a little angry, you help him get some juice and let him lower the fire." ”
The flight attendant glanced at the two suspiciously, turned around to go to the drink, Zhang Muyang said: "Why do you say your temper is so short-tempered? I didn't say no, so I don't want the invoice?"
Li Fatzi stared at Zhang Muyang without saying a word, Zhang Muyang continued: "Look, there is no invoice, can you write a receipt? Or give some other benefits, I'm not Lei Feng, I can't do good deeds without asking for anything in return." ”
"Where are you TM Lei Feng? You TM stole my things, you are Lei Feng? Where have you done good deeds? Can you not insult the predecessors and martyrs. ”
When Zhang Muyang said this, he almost burst out laughing, he forced a smile and said: "I said that it was not Lei Feng, I didn't say that I was Lei Feng, are you not good ears." After saying these few words, Zhang Muyang couldn't help laughing, as a monk who was close to the Jindan period, he was very rigorous, no matter how funny things were, he wouldn't laugh unless he couldn't help it. Therefore, Zhang Muyang smiled, the smile was outrageous, he hadn't been so happy for a long time.
Li Fatzi is speechless now, the movement of the two of them has affected the surroundings, everyone is stuck with them with a strange look, which affects his work and image very much, he may know that he can't say Zhang Muyang, he simply doesn't say anything, his eyes are closed, he is not taking care of Zhang Muyang, but he is thinking in his heart, wait a while to get off the plane, when he arrives in Qiongzhou, he is looking for someone to settle accounts with Zhang Muyang, if he doesn't beat Zhang Muyang's can't recognize it, and if he doesn't beat Zhang Muyang's crying father and mother, he won't be surnamed Li.
Seeing that Li Fat Man was silent, Zhang Muyang didn't tease anymore, after all, he couldn't bully people too much, the plane landed in Qiongzhou, and as soon as he landed, Li Fat Man stood up suddenly, and he said to Zhang Muyang: "Boy, aren't you quite able to talk just now?" You come out with me, and I will have a good chat with you." ”
Zhang Muyang got up and stretched, and then said, "What, you want to compete with me again? You are not my opponent." ”
Li Fatzi glared at Zhang Muyang and said, "Don't worry about it so much, I'll ask if you can come out." ”
"Have you found a place to issue an invoice?"
Li Fat almost didn't come up in one breath, he covered his chest and said, "I...... Yes, I've found a place to issue an invoice, you come with me. ”
Zhang Muyang looked at the time and said, "Okay, that's what you said." ”
Seeing Zhang Muyang following behind him, Li Fatzi panted and walked out, although he was a thief with a successful career, he felt that violence was too vulgar and unskilled, but this time he had to use violence to take a breath fiercely.
"Fatty, you haven't told me yet, why are you called Li Fatty, and you're not fat. Zhang Muyang followed behind Li Fatzi and kept chattering.
Li Fatzi walked in front and replied without looking back: "You come with me first, and I'll tell you later." ”
Zhang Muyang responded lightly: "Oh." ”
Maybe Zhang Muyang didn't talk so much this time, which made Li Fatzi a little uncomfortable, when he turned around and came back, Zhang Muyang was already missing behind him, and there was no figure, not only that, but his wallet, mobile phone, and some valuables were all gone.
"Your uncle, police, police, I'm going to call the police. "Fat Li is going crazy.
"Why are you so impatient, don't forget your identity, you call the police, you can't think about it?" Just when Li Fatzi was in a hurry to kill, Zhang Muyang's voice appeared again.
Li Fatzi looked at Zhang Muyang like seeing a ghost, he was stunned for a long time without saying a word, he went up and grabbed Zhang Muyang's arm, and then pulled it out, he knew that he couldn't steal Zhang Muyang, but he definitely couldn't let Zhang Muyang run away.
Zhang Muyang didn't resist either, let Li Fatzi pull him, and said in his mouth: "You don't have much money on you, what is your bank card password 123456? ”
Li Fatzi said hatefully at Zhang Muyang: "Are you the reincarnation of Tang Seng?" You can say so, you just become Tang Seng, boy, I warn you, if you say another word, I will fight with you." Do you understand?"
Zhang Muyang looked at Li Fatzi and didn't say anything?
"You're dumb now, talk. ”
Zhang Muyang glanced at him and said, "Didn't you let you speak?"
"Oh, I'm going. His words hurt the fat man's liver.
Li Fatzi gave up communicating with Zhang Muyang, pulled Zhang Muyang down outside the airport, and there were one or two black Audi A8s waiting, he pushed Zhang Muyang to the car, and then followed in.
"Boy, now you are in my hands, I tell you, if I don't kill you today, I won't be surnamed Li. ”
"Then what's your last name? Do you follow my surname Zhang? I don't want a son like you, it's too stupid. ”
"Your uncle, I'm TM......" The car left the airport and drove directly to the suburbs, at this time Li Fatzi couldn't hold back anymore and raised his hand to fight.
However, just as he was about to make a move, the car suddenly stopped, and Li Fatzi lost control of it, and there was a bruise on his head.
(End of chapter)