The next morning I got up from my camp bed. I felt a hundred times more energetic in my body, and an indescribable energy surged in my body. I hurriedly put on my clothes, put on my shoes, walked out of the experimental building, and ran around the school's playground, feeling extremely comfortable. I walked to the side of the road on the school road, faced the corner of the back of the bench, and gave a hard palm. The corners of the back of the wooden bench were cracked by the force of my palm. This beauty in my heart!

"Song Yubai, what are you doing!" I followed the sound, and the head of the physics department walked over to me angrily, looked at the back of the bench that I had cracked, and said to me angrily: "Damage to school property will be punished." ”

"I'm not a student of your school, should I be punished!" I looked like a scoundrel and raised my eyelids slightly, glancing at the head of the physics department.

"Then fine!" The head of the physics department said to me angrily, "I can't get used to seeing you as a little scoundrel." Go with me to the teaching office, fine. ”

"Fine!" I was dumbfounded when I heard the fine, and hurriedly said to the head of the physics department with a smile on my face: "Oh, don't. You see that I haven't received my salary yet, so how can I have the money to pay the fine! You also said, I'm just a little bum, and I don't have any money to pay the fine!"

"No money. The head of the physics department said to me angrily: "The extra 100 you will be paid every month will be deducted this month, so that you can destroy public property again." ”

I'm so angry in my heart, okay, he's waiting for me here. I picked my nostrils, pretended to be nothing, whistled in my mouth, and turned to leave.

"Song Yubai. Where's my camera?" The head of the physics department saw that I was leaving, and shouted at me behind me, "I didn't shoot the ghost yesterday." ”

I was shocked, this 100 yuan was a crack in the back of the bench, and the camera was smashed, so I don't know how much I have to lose. I hurriedly turned around and smiled at the head of the physics department and replied, "Camera, I fought that ghost last night, and the camera accidentally broke it." ”

"You!Fight the ghosts!" The head of the physics department glared at me and shouted furiously, "You can still fight the ghosts!"

"I, why can't I fight ghosts. Seeing that the head of the physics department didn't believe me, I stretched out my palm to slap the bench again, muttering, "You asked me to show my skills, and it's your responsibility to slap the chair this time." ”

"Oh, okay. The head of the physics department stopped me from slapping the bench and asked, "Say, did you pick up my camera and sell it for money?"

"Sell for money?" I nodded in the direction of the laboratory building to the head of the physics department and said, "The broken camera is broken and still lying crookedly on the ground." Would you like to check it out?"

"You mean really?" The head of the physics department and I went to the physics lab in the lab building with me in disbelief. The laboratory was messed up by Sun Changli last night, and it hasn't been cleaned up this morning, and the camera of the head of the physics department has also been smashed on the ground. The head of the physics department looked at the room, then at the camera on the ground, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked me suspiciously, "Did you really fight that ghost last night?"

"Three noses, four eyes. Five arms, six legs. I amused the head of the physics department and said, "That's where I wrestled with him and smashed the camera. And then I pressed him down on top of the test bench, didn't you see? The test bench was also shattered by our struggle.

"Hmm. The head of the physics department pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said to me, "I guess some unknown beast has come to our school." Suddenly he felt that something was wrong, and shouted at me, "You are fooling me!

I laughed and grinned at the head of the physics department and said, "yes." Tell you everything, it's nothing, it's just an old man who comes to our lab every night, but with more power. ”

"Old man?" the head of the physics department still looked at me with a puzzled face, and asked, "You just dropped my camera while fighting with the old man?"

"Isn't it!" I was arguing as I learned to fight with people: "I fought with the old man, and that's it, that's it...... And that's how you dropped your camera. ”

"So, you won the old man?" The head of the physics department still didn't believe me, and asked me suspiciously.

I grinned and argued, "Isn't it, that's how I ended up pressing him to the bench, and he struggled to resist, and that's how I slapped him twice." You can also see that the palm of my hand hit the wooden chair and cracked it, and slapped it in his face, can he take it! He just held his head in his hands and shouted, I beg for mercy! I beg for mercy!"

"And then?" The head of the physics department was stunned and continued to ask me, "Later, where did the old man go?"

"Later, I saw that he was an old man, so I let him go. I swore to the head of the physics department and said, "What? You still expect me to kill an old man!"

"Oh! I didn't mean to kill him. I mean, capture him alive, do you know how to capture him alive!" The head of the physics department yelled at me anxiously, "I mean let you catch him." If you don't catch him, what if he runs here in the middle of the night in a few days to make trouble? Forget it, forget it. Needless to say, you let people go this time, and you made a mess of the lab, breaking the camera I borrowed from school. These two months' wages were all deducted, and the money for the camera was made up. Clean up the place, and the students will come in for the experiments in a moment. ”

"Hey. I grabbed the arm of the head of the physics department and shouted to him, "Although I didn't capture him alive, he said that he would never dare to come to the laboratory to make trouble again!"

The head of the physics department turned around, pushed the black-rimmed glasses that were always sliding down with his hand, and asked me suspiciously, "You mean that the old man is no longer coming to make trouble?"

"Well, yes!" I said with joy on my face: "He was bruised and swollen by me, and when he was leaving, I crossed my waist and asked him: Do you dare to come here again." He covered his face like this, oops, oops, while shouting pain, he said that he didn't dare, he didn't dare. I don't dare to come here anymore to be beaten, and he won't come when I ask him to come. ”

"Really?" The head of the physics department asked me skeptically.

"Really! Can I lie to you!" I smiled sincerely at the head of the physics department.

"Okay. The head of the physics department finally believed me and said to me categorically, "You were fired. Turn around and go.

"Why?" I reluctantly grabbed the arm of the head of the physics department.

The head of the physics department pulled away my hand that was pulling his arm, took a step and walked out the door, swearing to me, "Think about it, there are no ghosts. What else do you need a lab manager for?"

I looked at the head of the physics department who was about to go out, and I was in a hurry, and shouted at him, "Okay, okay." I lied. I did see the ghost yesterday, and the ghost scared me out and jumped on the test bench, and I kicked the test equipment on the test bench to pieces, and I hit him with your camera, and then the ghost disappeared. ”

When the head of the physics department heard this, he turned his head with a smile and asked me curiously, "Did you really see that ghost?"

I said helplessly to the head of the physics department: "It's dark, I see a black shadow here, and I don't see anything else clearly." ”

"You're just timid. The head of the physics department patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Stay, remember to shine a flashlight on that ghost the next time you see him." Ghosts are most afraid of the light. ”

"Will you be reimbursed for the money from selling flashlights?" I asked the head of the physics department when I saw the stitches.

The head of the physics department shook his head, sighed, and said to me, "You, you. It's really in the eyes of money. If there is an invoice, you will be reimbursed if there is an invoice. ”

"Okay. I nodded helplessly, thinking, I don't really buy a flashlight, where did I get the invoice.

I sent the head of the physics department to the elevator, and as soon as the elevator came up, I suddenly remembered something and hurriedly asked, "I won't do it if the camera is broken, and I won't deduct two months' salary." I'm risking my life to guard the laboratory for you, and I'm going to risk dying for two months first, so what's going on. ”

"Oh, don't you still care about your room and board and bath!" the head of the physics department entered the elevator with an impatient expression.

"That's not going to work!" I was in a hurry, and shouted into the elevator that was about to close the door: "I will quit my job in two months, whoever loves to see ghosts, you can find whoever to see hell every night!"

"A month, a month's worth for you. A bonus of 100 will not be paid, and another month's salary will be deducted. Closing the elevator door, I saw the head of the physics department yelling at me.

I spat at the closed elevator door and yelled, "You cannibals don't spit out bones." ”

In desperation, I lazily returned to the laboratory, went to the marching bed, and watched the laboratory fall into a groggy sleep.