"The third child, you... Cao Peng looked at Yang Yifan in a daze for a long time, with a speechless expression on his face. "Third child, you are all a person who has a girlfriend, and your girlfriend is so beautiful, what do you want these things for?

"Boss, you know a fart, this is called feelings! What are feelings, do you understand?" Yang Yifan was a little annoyed and angry.

Cao Peng suddenly blinked like Yang Yifan, and said with a wicked smile. "Oh, I see, I've seen it on the Internet a long time ago, there is such a kind of people. It's been a long time since I've been single, even if I have a girlfriend, I like to play by myself when I'm fine, and you won't have this hobby when you're the third?!"

"I'm interested in your uncle!" Yang Yifan slapped Cao Peng's head, this kid didn't know what it meant to 'hit people without slapping their faces, exposing people without revealing their shortcomings', so he arrogantly sprinkled salt on his wounds!

"Boss, what were you doing when I came in before, if I'm not mistaken, you should be writing some software code, I don't see that your kid's computer skills are not bad. In order to prevent Cao Peng from delving into his sad matter, Yang Yifan rationally chose to change the topic.

"Eh, you saw it all?!" Hearing Yang Yifan's question, Cao Peng's face immediately changed. As if he had some great secret discovered, he looked panicked.

"Of course, I've been watching behind you for a long, long time. The one who sees it is called a clear one, and the one that is understood, give you a chance to explain honestly, otherwise I will be punished!" Yang Yifan glanced at it casually, and he didn't look at it very carefully at all, and now he was just deceiving Cao Peng.

Cao Peng was really frightened by Yang Yifan, and hesitated for a while before stammering. "I want to confess one thing to you, in fact, I have wanted to apologize to you for a long time, but I have never found a suitable opportunity. Since you found out today, I'll tell you straight, don't be angry. ”

Yang Yifan didn't expect to be cheated out of something by him, and hurriedly asked curiously. "What the hell is going on, you say, I promise I won't you. ”

"Didn't there be a ranking list of freshmen at the beginning of the school year, which was also the kind of ranking that I made after I invaded the school system and posted those materials on the campus network, and others sorted them out. Cao Peng's tone was a little embarrassed, after all, he more or less added a lot of flies to Chu Ruoyi's side, which often disturbed her normal study life.

Yang Yifan was slightly stunned, he really didn't expect that the school flower ranking incident that made countless students talk about it on the first day of school was actually the boss of his dormitory, and he was still as interested as everyone else at that time.

"Forget it, even if you don't put that information on the Internet for others to see. It won't be long before there will also be a school flower ranking, and there will also be countless annoying flies around Ruoyi. After all, a beautiful and lovely girl like her will shine wherever she goes. When Yang Yifan thought of this, Chu Ruoyi's smiling appearance appeared in his mind, and a doting smile appeared on his face.

"Hey, you forgive me so much, third child? Wow, third child, you really have a lot of adults. Come, come, I'll give you a good forgiveness hat. As he spoke, he climbed onto Gong Yu's bed, took his little green hat in his hand, and handed it to Yang Yifan with a smile.

Could it be that there is really a world newspaper in this world? A few hours ago, he gave Ma Jia Jue a forgiveness hat, but when he returned to the bedroom, Cao Peng wanted to give him one. This green thing is really evil, and it makes men feel terrifying more than any Rausch saucer fairy ghost. Hurriedly stretched out his hand and pushed it to Cao Peng's hand, and the top flew out of Cao Peng's hand and flew back to Gong Yu's bed.

Here Yang Yifan has to admire our classmate Gong Yu, others are avoided by this forgiveness hat, but he bought it himself and wore it on his head. And this kid has more than one hat like this, there are at least seven or eight forgiveness hats of the same color in his cupboard!

"You better keep this hat for yourself, I don't need it. By the way, Qian is done, you can explain to me what you were doing before. "How can I not guard against others from using the method of changing the topic that I often use, Cao Peng's method of interrupting did not have any effect on Yang Yifan at all.

Seeing Yang Yifan ask the previous question again, a wry smile appeared on Cao Peng's face. "I know that the third child is the one who broke the casserole and asked to the end, it seems that if I don't make it clear to you today, I can't sleep peacefully at night. ”

Yang Yifan raised his head slightly, revealing an expression that you understand.

"Okay, in fact, I'm a wool party, and I'm paying for the wool on the mattress at this 1 billion red envelope event!" Cao Peng seemed to have figured it out, and explained to Yang Yifan with a smile.

"Wool Party? What is that, it literally seems to be sheep shearing, is it a new profession?" This time it was Yang Yifan's turn to be curious, and Yang Yifan also knew about this 1 billion red envelope activity. Mobile phone text messages, space, and circle of friends have received many advertisements that send passwords for them to scan the code to receive money, but Yang Yifan ignored it once.

It's just that he and the curious Chu Ruoyi swept each other once, and received a red envelope of 3 yuan, and then they were no longer interested. After all, it's just 2 or 3 yuan of money, and Yang Yifan didn't bend down to pick it up when it fell to the ground. And I heard that only the red envelope that scans the code for the first time will be bigger, and then it will be just a few cents or a few cents, so Yang Yifan will not care about those small money.

"Well, almost. This is also a new part-time job, and of course there are people who quit their jobs and work full-time in the wool party. Seeing that Yang Yifan still had a puzzled expression, Cao Peng continued to explain.

"Let me give you an analogy, I went shopping with Wang Ru this morning. First, I used the consumption code sent by the bank to eat ice cream for free, and then exchanged 10 points for 300 yuan of goods in the supermarket. At noon, I swiped my credit card and ate a 200 yuan meal with Wang Ru at half price. After the meal, I grabbed an electronic coupon and watched a movie for 10 yuan. When I took the subway back to the dormitory, I scanned the code and bought two cans of lemon tea at the vending machine, which cost 2 yuan. In other words, today I only used 132 yuan to enjoy a consumption experience worth 628 yuan with my girlfriend. ”

Cao Peng finished talking about a day of happy life as a wool party in one breath, and then looked at Yang Yifan and asked. "I don't know how I give you an image explanation, do you understand?"

Yang Yifan nodded first, then shook his head. "I understand when you say that, because sometimes I've been to these events as well. However, what does this have to do with what you said before, the wool on the mattress at the event of the payment guarantee? Do you just go out to buy things this time and use the payment to pay for the insurance? That will only get a few cents, and you can only get a red envelope once a day. ”

"A few cents? Hehe, the third child, you also underestimate your boss and me, how can I do that kind of small business? Of course I am doing a big deal, you can't even guess how much money I made in the payment insurance activity this time!"

The smug look on Cao Peng's face was overflowing, and he waited for Yang Yifan to ask with his head held high, and then let him pretend to be comfortable and happy.