Chapter 3: Mr. Zombie
In the middle of the moon, a long mist rose in the forest, full of an eerie atmosphere. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The silence was broken by the sound of a bell.
A middle-aged man in his forties and fifties, wearing glasses and a yellow robe, held a soul-attracting lamp in his hand, and chanted words while shaking the bell.
"Jingle bell...... Jingle Bell ...... Yin people return to their hometown...... Don't let anyone in!"
As he gradually got closer, he found that behind the four-eyed Taoist priest, followed by a row of walking corpses wearing shrouds, jumping and jumping, moving forward in an orderly manner.
Poof!
At this moment, a figure fell from mid-air, crushed a tree branch and fell into the crowd of corpses, instantly smashing a group of walking corpses on their backs.
"What a bad luck!" exclaimed the Four-Eyed Daoist.
When I looked down, I saw that the walking corpses were scattered all over the ground.
"Ouch, my customers have all been knocked apart!" Four-Eyed Daoist was distressed.
I saw a young man in an ancient robe in the middle who closed his eyes and didn't wake up, and it seemed that he had fainted.
The four-eyed Taoist shook his head and sighed: "Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, so I don't care about you smashing my customers!"
He lifted up the walking corpses on the ground one by one, cut two branches from the tree and put them on the shoulders of the walking corpses, and then put the young man in the ancient robe on the shoulders of the walking corpses, shook the bell and continued on the road.
It was dawning, and I walked out of the woods and into the village.
"It's finally here!"
The Four-Eyed Daoist walked over to a dilapidated compound and tapped the door lock.
"Who!"
A man in his twenties, dark-skinned and honest-looking like a peasant, opened the door.
"Mom, there are so many corpses!" the man turned around and ran, shouting, "Master, help, there are so many ghosts!"
A middle-aged Taoist priest with a single eyebrow in the courtyard rushed out when he heard the sound and asked, "Wencai, what's the fuss?"
"Hell, your big-headed ghost, these are all my customers!" The four-eyed Taoist smiled at the one-eyed Taoist priest, "Senior brother, it's me!"
"Senior brother, why are you here?" The Yimei Taoist priest was a little surprised, and hurriedly instructed the apprentice: "Wencai, go and help your uncle carry these walking corpses to the courtyard." ”
"Oh!" Wen Cai nodded and then shouted again.
"What's the matter?" asked the Yimei Taoist priest dissatisfied.
"Master, there's a corpse alive!" Wen Cai exclaimed.
"Huh?" The one-eyed Taoist priest and the four-eyed Taoist priest hurriedly came out.
But he saw a young man in an ancient robe sitting up on the shoulder of the walking corpse, looking like he had just woken up from a dream, and asked, "Where is this?"
"This is Yizhuang. Wen Cai said.
"Senior brother, what is this?" asked the Taoist priest suspiciously.
The four-eyed Taoist priest explained what had just happened, and said: "I eat the food of the dead, and it is inconvenient to bring a living person by my side, so I just happened to pass by here, so I simply sent him to you, senior brother!"
The young man in the ancient robe was naturally Fang Haoran who had just crossed, in fact, he woke up halfway, but he found himself lying on the shoulders of more than a dozen bouncing corpses and almost fainted, he didn't know who the four-eyed Dao man was, so he simply pretended to be dizzy, and only then did he pretend to wake up when he saw a safe place at this time.
He turned over, bowed to the four-eyed Taoist priest, and said, "Thank you Dao Chang for saving me." ”
Then he walked up to the Yimei Daoist, thought about it, and asked tentatively: "I don't know if Your Excellency is the Yimei Daoist?" He saw many walking corpses and two Taoist priests with outstanding appearances, and he basically had some guesses about this world in his heart.
The Taoist priest with one eyebrow showed a look of surprise, since he returned to his hometown, everyone called him by his name, and the younger generation was called "Ninth Uncle", and few people knew the name of the Taoist with one eyebrow, but I didn't expect the young man in front of him to know. He smiled and nodded, and said, "I am Lin Jiuying, a Daoist with one eyebrow." ”
Sure enough, Fang Haoran was overjoyed, and secretly said that he had guessed correctly, this world was really the world of "Mr. Zombie". In fact, when he heard the Taoist priest call the man "Wencai", he had already guessed that he had probably traveled into the world of "Mr. Zombie".
Immediately, he bowed his hand and said excitedly: "Kid Fang Haoran, I have heard for a long time that the Dao Chief's spell is strong, and I have come to learn from the teacher, and I hope that the Dao Master will take him in." ”
Uncle Nine raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth showed a hint of pride, anyone who saw someone worship him so much would inevitably be happy in his heart. However, accepting apprentices is not something that can be agreed to casually, at least you have to understand it in detail first, at least, Fang Haoran's ancient robe made him feel surprised.
Fang Haoran's eyes rolled, and he immediately thought of his words. Explained that he was from overseas, and his ancestors had retained the custom of wearing ancient robes since fleeing overseas to avoid the war, and now that he saw the establishment of the Republic of China, he had the intention of moving back to the mainland, so he asked him to come to the front station first. He heard in the provincial capital that there was a strong Taoist here, so he specially came to learn the arts, but he didn't expect to meet a robber on the way, not only was he robbed of his money, but he was also hung on a tree, fortunately he met the four-eyed Taoist.
"Oh, it turns out that my reputation has spread to the provincial capital!" Uncle Nine laughed, looking quite proud, if it weren't for the Republic of China to lose the braids, I'm afraid the braids on the back of the head would be upturned.
"Yes, one eyebrow is long, the mana is boundless, the magic power is vast, and the devil is afraid!" After all, Fang Haoran had read the original movie, and he was very accurate about Uncle Jiu's character, knowing that he was a very good-looking person, and after a few words, Uncle Nine was very happy, and the matter of apprenticeship was decided.
After toasting the apprentice tea, Fang Haoran found Wencai and asked: "Senior Brother Wencai, I don't know if there is a pawnshop around here, I met a robber on the way to buy some apprenticeship for the master." ”
"Oh, there's a pawnshop in town, do you want me to take you?"
Fang Haoran didn't know the way to the town, Wencai was willing to lead the way, he couldn't ask for it, and said with a smile: "Then thank you Senior Brother Wencai!"
"Just call me Wencai, I'm a big guy and I haven't read any books, and my brother or something sounds awkward. Wen Cai said nonchalantly.
Watching the two of them leave with a smile and a smile, in the courtyard, the four-eyed Taoist frowned and said to Uncle Jiu: "Senior brother, do you really plan to accept him as an apprentice?"
"It's been collected. Uncle Nine paused, and then said: "My two apprentices, Wencai Yumu head, Qiusheng is uncertain, they are not cultivation materials, I finally met a person full of divinity, how could I miss it?"
However, his origin is unknown. Senior brother, do you really believe that he is a remnant of the previous dynasty's escape from the world?" said the four-eyed Taoist.
"Don't believe it!" Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "So what? This world is chaotic, no matter what the origin, at least, I can feel that his desire to seek the Tao is sincere." ”
The four-eyed Taoist no longer persuades, he knows that his senior brother is different from him, he has no ability and can only rely on giving people corpses to eat, but the senior brother used to be a disciple of Maoshan, whether it is a talisman spell or Taoist cultivation, he has already entered the hall, and it would be a pity if he could not find a successor.
Fang Haoran didn't know this, he had already come to the town with Wen Cai at this time.
Tea houses, taverns, bathhouses, restaurants, ...... Also, everything is full of the unique atmosphere of the Republic of China period, Fang Haoran looked at the street and felt novel, but Wen Cai had long been tired of these, and saw Fang Haoran with an interested look and said a little disappreciatively: "Haoran, what's so beautiful about these soil styles, let me tell you, I saw a Western teahouse in front of me, the floor is covered with tiles, and the windows are stained glass, that's interesting!"
"Oh, where to drink coffee?" Fang Haoran remembered that there was indeed a café in the movie.
"Yes, yes, it's coffee...... Coffee!" Wen Cai nodded again and again, and said with a wistful face: "I don't know when I will be able to taste the taste of Western coffee." ”
Fang Haoran suddenly remembered that in the movie, Uncle Nine and Wen Cai were tricked by the eldest lady of the Ren family because they had never drunk coffee, and if he had invited him to drink coffee in advance, I am afraid there would not be such a classic scene.
He couldn't help but say, "If you want to drink, when I exchange it for money, I will buy a disciple for the master and invite you to have a drink." ”
"Okay...... The master also has an apprentice, named Qiusheng, who is helping her aunt look after the store, and will ask him to go with him when the time comes!" Wen Cai said happily.
Fang Haoran nodded secretly, Wen Cai is loyal and honest, and he doesn't forget others when he has good things.