Not tired?!

Zombies won't get tired!

Have you ever seen zombies get tired?

Li Wei has watched so many spicy zombie movies, but there has never been a single film that says that zombies are tired of walking, and there has never been a zombie movie that says that zombies need to replenish energy!

Zombie biting is purely nature, they just bite, but they don't eat people, that is, zombies are almost a-

Humanoid perpetual motion machine!

Li Wei suddenly had a breakthrough, and almost jumped up in excitement, in order to reward Chu Chu, he pushed her without saying a word, and he didn't even take off his clothes, and directly came to a trip that said go......

After entering the sage mode, Li Wei's mind was as clear and clear as the starry sky, and he soon had a complete plan, so he suddenly opened his eyes.

"Lord God, give me a time travel to The Big Bang Theory!"

[Are you mistaken about the host?] We were just talking about Resident Evil. 】

"I'm going to go to The Big Bang Theory first. ”

[I thought that such a low-level plane would not have what the host wanted.] 】

"Brains are a good thing, I hope you can have them too. ”

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[Crossing the Plane - "The Big Bang Theory" (Season 1)]

[Main quest - travel through the protagonist Sheldon and form a golden CP with Penny.] 】

[Main line points - up to 10 points can be obtained.] 】

[Duration – up to one year.] 】

[Is the host sure to cross?]

"Sure. ”

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The crossing begins.

Li Wei's eyes darkened.

Dizzy for a while, he slowly opened his eyes.

Here is the scene from the first season of "The Big Bang Theory", the first episode, the first act -

Go to the hospital to donate sperm.

"The Big Bang Theory" is a sitcom drama that tells the funny life story between four otaku scientists and a beautiful neighbor, which is Li Wei's favorite sitcom.

It stands to reason that there shouldn't be anything unpleasant about sitcoms.

But The Big Bang Theory does!

The only thing Lee is directly worried about is why the male protagonist Sheldon is not with the female protagonist Penny? This is the same as in "Harry Potter", Harry is not with Hermione.

What's more, in "Harry Potter", at least it was not hinted that Harry and Hermione had feelings beyond friendship, but in "The Big Bang Theory", Sheldon and Penny had hinted many times, but it was a pity that Sheldon had a clear brain, and finally made the ambiguous scene into a funny or heartwarming scene.

In the end, Penny can only be with Leonard, and Sheldon ends up inexplicably getting together with Amy.

Sheldon is taller than Leonard, more handsome than Leonard, smarter than Leonard.

Penny is prettier than Amy, has a better body than Amy, and is dumber than Amy, she's just a fierce and brainless lover!

According to common sense, the current situation should be that Sheldon and Penny are together, and Leonard and Amy are together.

Sheldon is obviously the first male lead, the tallest, most handsome and smartest, but his girlfriend is the most frustrating, not only inferior to Penny, but even the girlfriends of Howard and Rajesh.

Is this Nima still the male protagonist?

It's not aimed at Amy, but Li Wei, as a Chinese layman, Amy is so fat and round, he really can't hang himself.

And Penny, youthful, sexy, all kinds of short shirts and hot pants, all kinds of sultry postures, and occasionally a sentence or two of meat words, her personality is also vulgar, stupid, and ...... The chickens are hard, and they want to be on it every day.

"No, I have to soak this girl!"

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Actually, Penny is not a difficult woman, but very easy to handle, even Leonard can handle it, and the problem is with Sheldon himself.

Thinking like this, Li Wei did not donate sperm with Leonard, but opened the door of the male doctor alone:

"Add me a little more manhood!"

"Aren't you very generous?"

"Give me some testosterone or something!"

“......”

Obviously, Sheldon in the play is too motherly, and she has never thought about sexual problems, which may be related to the fact that the actor is GAY in the first place, so Li Weicai directly asked for male hormone injections to try to improve this!

After this was done, Li Wei went back to the apartment with Leonard, and while he went upstairs, he brewed his lines and said to Leonard:

"I have something to say to you. ”

"What?"

"There will be a beautiful woman in the room opposite us today, it is the type I like, you don't rob me, when I get her, I will introduce you to a female biologist after a while, named Amy, who has a very plump body, is the type you like. ”

"You, you're actually going to ...... my sister Testosterone hits the brain?"

"I'm going to be a new person. ”

"You're talking about Amy...... Really?"

"Really. ”

"Okay, I promise you. ”

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Sure enough, as soon as the two reached the fourth floor, they ran into their new neighbor, Penny.

Li Weiwei looked, I have to say that Penny is really young at this time, and her figure is good, but she is getting fatter and fatter in the next few seasons, and her face is fat, and time is really a pig-killing knife......

Leonard regretted it instantly, but he had no choice but to go back to his room.

Li Wei left Leonard and went to Penny's door alone to talk:

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

"I live across the street, Sheldon Cooper. ”

"My name is Penny, thank you. ”

"You must be tired when you just moved in and cleaned up your room. ”

"yes. ”

"I'm a theoretical physicist at Caltech, majoring in magic, and I'm single, young, and golden...... I'll clean it up for you. ”

Penny almost didn't laugh:

"What does all this have to do with tidying up the room?"

Li Wei smiled gently:

"It has to do with whether you agree with me to help you clean up......"

Penny was stunned for three seconds.

After three seconds, he finally laughed out loud and happily asked Li Wei for help.

Li Wei then showed the magic:

In front of Penny, she conjured up a plate of Penny's favorite steak and a glass of red wine, and then handed it to Penny, saying:

"You eat while you watch me clean up in case I get something wrong. ”

Penny was stunned:

"Y-How did you do that?"

"I said I studied magic. ”

"Is there magic in this world?"

"No, it's close-up magic. ”

"Can I eat it?"

"Taste it. ”

"Wow, it's delicious, this wine is delicious, you're a genius. ”

"Please remove the word "simple". ”

Li Wei immediately closed the door and began to help Penny clean up the room, after all, it was Sheldon's weak chicken body, and he was soon tired and sweating......

While eating a god-level delicious steak and drinking red wine that exudes the smell of 1982, Penny gradually became slightly drunk......

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Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and the smell of sweat and alcohol blends with each other......

Li Wei was logical, and pushed Penny that night, and this push was a month, directly pushing Penny out of two bars, and the two immediately got married with their son, and since then they have lived a life of sexual happiness.

The Lord God then sent a message of success—

[Congratulations to the host for completing the main quest and successfully forming a gold CP with Penny as Sheldon, and the host will receive the following rewards: 1. Reward 10 points;2. Unlock the "Big Bang Theory" plane, and the host can enter it at any time with his own identity or soul piercing anyone; 3. Open the plane mall, and the host can purchase any goods on the plane at any time with points. 】

But Li Wei did not immediately quit "The Big Bang Theory".

Nor was he ready to buy Sheldon's scientific mind.

Instead, as Sheldon, he made a lot of money in the world's major casinos, made a lot of money by treating incurable diseases, made a lot of money by selling antiques and even strange ghosts in "A Song of Ice and Fire", and then drove a racing car, held a concert, changed magic, and even opened a shell company called [Li Wei wants to make money], and successfully went public......

A year later, Li Wei accidentally became the richest man in the world.

The assets are a trillion dollars!

Then Li Wei bought a super building, transformed it into a zombie laboratory, and took the strange ghosts in ice and fire as the research object, recruited scientists from all over the world, and focused on solving the following three projects:

Based on the zombies in the first part of "Resident Evil"-

1. Developed an automatic zombie trap.

2. Developed a zombie perpetual motion generator.

3. Developed anti-zombie scratching and biting protective clothing.

(Although Li Wei also wants to develop a T virus immune body, Li Wei has not yet obtained the T virus, so there is no way to talk about his immune body.) ）

After getting this, Li Wei quit "The Big Bang Theory".

Watch the evolution of the plot directly in the main god space, and sure enough, after more than ten years of hard work by scientists around the world, these three things have really been researched!

Huge spherical suspended [automatic zombie trap], [zombie perpetual generator] that occupies the entire city underground (ordinary ultra-thin zombie version + licker version), ultra-thin and ultra-lubricated [anti-zombie scratching protective clothing] with its own funeral repellent particles......

Li Wei looked at the exaggerated mechanical achievements and couldn't help but sigh:

"If you have money, you can really do whatever you want!"

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Preview: Chapter 0119, taking over the umbrella company

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