Volume 1: Top Secret Fuse — Chapter 26: Electromagnetic Adsorption
"Song Yubai, Song Yubai. In the office of the physics department, the head of the physics department reprimanded me again: "I said what are you doing! Just two days after coming to the school, you have damaged the school's public property one after another." Yesterday was good, and you even broke the windows of the laboratory building. I won't make up another story about fighting ghosts this time!"
"I, I really had another conflict with the ghost last night. I rubbed my nose with my finger and said to the head of the physics department, "The ghost said I had two more months to live, and I fell to the ground and he ran." Hey, the ghost broke the glass, not me!"
"Hell, you're big!" The head of the physics department stood up, knocked me on the head with a paper tube rolled into the test paper, and shouted: "Go, find Lao Li in the maintenance department, and quickly install new glass in the window." ”
I shook my head and walked out of the physics office with my head down. Behind me, I heard the head of the physics department shouting to me: "Anxin Glass's money will still be deducted from your salary next month." I said, don't you damage the school's property anymore, don't you hear me!"
I was so angry in my heart, I came to the maintenance department with a slump in my head.
"What!" Lao Li of the maintenance department opened his eyes wide, looked at me in disbelief, and opened his mouth like a big frog: "You mean, you quarreled with the ghost, and the ghost jumped from the window. Smashed the glass. ”
"Isn't it!" I said to Lao Li with a depressed face: "That ghost drugged me and shocked me with electricity, saying that I would not live for more than two months." ”
The maintenance workers in the maintenance department couldn't help but laugh when they heard me say this. I glanced at the maintenance door unhappily, then looked at Lao Li, got up and picked up the toolbox, and took out a large tempered glass from the tool room with both hands. While getting up, he shouted at the maintenance door: "Don't laugh, don't laugh." You look at the people who laughed at Song Yubai, and they didn't know what to say. Xiao Wang, let's take a trip to the laboratory building with the glass. ”
I turned around and walked outside the door of the maintenance department, and I heard Lao Li of the maintenance department whispering to the maintenance workers: "This kid is a ghost, do you understand!" I heard the maintenance workers in the maintenance department laughing. I didn't pay attention to it, I only felt that I could live for two months at most, and I walked towards the laboratory building without heading, Lao Li and Xiao Wang of the maintenance department followed me silently with tempered glass, and Lao Li no longer asked this and that like last time.
"Look!" We walked to the laboratory building, and I suddenly found that the bushes under the window of the physics laboratory corridor were crookedly smashed out of a big hole, I ran over in three steps and two steps, pointed to the messy bushes and shouted to Lao Li and Xiao Wang behind me: "This must be the pit that was smashed by the ghost falling from the upper floor." ”
Lao Li carried the toolbox on his back, put the tempered glass on the ground, and ran over, staring at the sloping bushes with wide eyes, and then looked up at the corridor glass of the physics laboratory on the sixth floor, and his mouth grew and he couldn't speak. Xiao Wang behind him was even more dumbfounded.
The three of us entered the door of the experimental building without speaking, and silently entered the elevator of the experimental building, I pressed my finger 6, the elevator slowly rose, and there were only me, Lao Li and Xiao Wang in the elevator, I felt that Xiao Wang was a little nervous, Lao Li coughed lightly, gave himself courage, and nagged in his mouth: "You said that there may really be ghosts in this world?"
"There are no ghosts. I looked at the numbers rising from the elevator, 2, 3, 4, and said lightly, "Actually, the ghost in that laboratory is an old man." ”
"Old man!" Lao Li asked me in disbelief: "An old man jumped from the window on the sixth floor and didn't fall to his death." Besides, it's better to jump up and use your body to break the tempered glass and plant it, so you have to be disabled if you don't die. Hey, Song Yubai, do you see clearly, it can't be, what kind of beast it is, right?"
As soon as the elevator bell rang, the sixth floor arrived. I got off the elevator, walked forward, and said to Lao Li: "Beast, tiger, lion, you think too much, tiger, lion, you think too much, tiger, lion can't break tempered glass, what beast can't jump from the sixth floor without an arm or leg? I'll tell you, it's a strange old man." ”
Lao Li and I came to the broken glass window, Lao Li carefully looked at the broken glass teeth exposed on the window, and then stretched out his head to look downstairs at the bushes that were smashed out of a pit, what was wrong, and chattered with a puzzled face: "Don't say it, this really looks like artificially smashed glass." But who can use their body to give so much impact to the glass that they still have teeth after smashing the tempered glass? It's almost the same with a sledgehammer, you mean, an old man smashed it with his body?"
Xiao Wang next to Lao Li twitched the muscles on his face twice, swallowed and smeared.
"Hurry up and fix it. I only thought that my life was not long, and I didn't bother to talk nonsense with Lao Li. Lao Li put down the toolbox and installed glass on the window with Xiao Wang. Xiao Wang kept looking at the bushes downstairs with his tempered glass on the one hand, and he always looked nervous and restless.
After sending Lao Li and Xiao Wang away, I lay on the marching bed in the laboratory again, my eyes closed and thinking wildly, and after a while, I fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly I was pushed. I saw that it was the head of the physics department, and he was followed by several policemen.
"Xiao Song. The head of the physics department said to me with a serious face: "Hurry up and tell the police what happened last night." The people in the maintenance department spread the news about our laboratory, and the school called the police. ”
I got up and rubbed my eyes, and saw the head of the physics department followed by three policemen staring at me with their eyes. I said, "Last night, a strange old man came into the lab, and as soon as I shouted, he jumped down the window of the corridor. It also smashed the glass in the hallway. If you want to report all the things of Sun Changli to the police, I don't think it's necessary, who would believe it? So, I briefly explained the situation.
One of the leading policemen listened to me, turned to the other two policemen and said, "Go to the window and have a look." ”
I, the head of the physics department, and a few school staff members followed the police to the window of the corridor, and the policeman looked at the window, pushed open the window, and looked at the bushes that had smashed a hole in the building, and asked the head of the physics department, "Is this window tempered glass newly installed?
"yes. The head of the physics department said with a smile: "Our laboratory building is newly built, not only the experimental equipment in the building is the latest in the building, but also the windows are made of tempered glass." ”
A policeman pulled out his camera and took a picture of the bushes downstairs. The head of the physics department wasted no time in asking the policeman in the lead: "Look, is this haunted?" ”
"Where's the ghost?" The leading policeman said unhappily to the head of the physics department: "You are a university, and the laboratory building is a place for scientific research. You don't want to bite a ghost. ”
"Then how can this smooth glass be smashed again, and how can the bushes downstairs be smashed into a hole?" The head of the physics department chattered, "How can this be done by man? It must be a ghost." ”
"Don't jump to conclusions until the matter is investigated. The policeman who took the lead said solemnly to the head of the physics department, "Also, don't go around spreading the word that your school is haunted. ”
"Oh, oh. The head of the physics department nodded and stopped talking.
"And, you. The police officer in charge pointed at me and said, "You can go back and make a record for us." ”
I nodded and followed the police back to take notes.
When I returned to the laboratory building after completing the transcripts, it was already dark and the door of the laboratory building was locked.
"Damn it. I squatted down at the gate of the experimental building, lit a cigarette, sighed and scolded: "This is making Lao Tzu homeless." "I didn't smoke originally, but last night, after Sun Changli told me that I didn't live for more than two months, I bought a pack of cigarettes today. I took a hard puff and the smoke got into my lungs, and I coughed heavily.
"Open the door!" I got up and shouted at the experimental building: "Lock Lao Tzu out of the door and let Lao Tzu sleep on the streets!"
"Won't you climb up on your own?"
As soon as I shouted, an old man's voice suddenly came from behind me. I looked back and saw that Sun Changli was already standing behind me at some point.
"You unlucky ghost!" I punched him with my hand and scolded angrily, "You ran behind me without making a sound, trying to scare Lao Tzu to death." ”
Sun Changli smiled at me, jumped up, leaned against the wall like a gecko, turned his head down and said to me, "You try to climb one too." ”
"Me?" I stood and hesitated.
"Oh, climb it, it won't kill you, or you can stay here for the night. Seeing that I didn't climb, Sun Changli twisted his ass and climbed up.
I muttered, "Climb and climb, who is afraid of whom." "I also tried to climb up with both hands on the wall of the laboratory building. It doesn't matter if I pick up the wall like this, I suddenly feel that my hands are like a disk, and with a slight force, my palms are adsorbed on the wall, and I am overjoyed, and I follow Sun Changli to the sixth floor with my hands and feet. Seeing that Sun Changli above me was about to reach the sixth floor, I suddenly screamed in my heart, I opened my mouth, and before I could scream, I saw Sun Changli above jumping up, popping, bang, and the tempered glass in the corridor on the sixth floor was smashed by him again.
"You unlucky ghost!" I twisted my ass and climbed up to the sixth floor, grabbed the window edge, jumped into the corridor on the sixth floor, pointed at Sun Changli and scolded: "You fucking convenience, the tempered glass on the sixth floor has been broken again." ”
Sun Changli laughed happily: "My test sample is really extraordinary, in just two days, it actually produced electromagnetic adsorption!"