Suddenly, a little baby burst up, grabbed a peach and threw it on Zhang Guolao's door, and Zhang Guolao hurriedly jumped away.

He looked at Xiaoqing embarrassedly, and Xiaoqing had no choice but to say to the baby: "Little girl, don't be naughty, otherwise Grandpa Zhang will spank, girls have to look like girls, beware of not being able to marry when they grow up." ”

The chick said: "Mother often said that she married you because she was blind, but now she has to go to Wanhuamen to guard the door, otherwise the whole family will starve to death." ”

Xiaoqing's forehead was sweating, and he turned back to Qian Tieyuan and said, "Tong Yan is unscrupulous, Brother Qian, don't take it to heart." ”

It was originally a little green donkey of Zhang Guolao, but now it has become Qian Tieyuan's predecessor, which is exactly what the times have made people.

Qian Tieyuan just didn't hear it, drank slowly and methodically, thinking about his thoughts.

Xiaoqing said: "Are you thinking about how to rest? Don't dream, accompany Lao Tzu to drink until dawn." ”

Zhang Guo said: "People have just crossed the catastrophe and immediately ascended, their bodies are very tired, go to my house to rest, you take care of your drinking, take care of a few little babies, don't get lost."

The chick made a strange face to Zhang Guolao, she was born with divine power, but she couldn't see it as for the ontology Qian Tieyuan.

The two said goodbye to Xiaoqing and walked a lot before they came to Zhang Guo's old dormitory, which is a supporting dormitory in Feixian Pond, which is only for staff accommodation, and there is a concierge who is guarding the door.

The old janitor's eyes were protruding, and it was also very scary.

He hummed and said, "Old Immortal, no idlers are allowed in the dormitory, otherwise I will be unlucky if I am found out from above." ”

Zhang Guo said with a smile: "This Brother Qian is the new one who comes to take care of Feisheng Pool, it is his immortal certificate, and the information registered in the register, please trouble Brother Ma to register and give him a pass." ”

Ma Tianyou immediately greeted him with a smile: "It turned out to be the little brother of the old fairy, I misunderstood, since this is the case, let's go in, after I make the pass, I will put it in your mailbox." ”

Zhang Guolao took out a peach and handed it to Ma Tianyou, he was originally a Pegasus Immortal, who flew up from the Pegasus Realm to the Immortal Realm.

He originally suffered from eye disease, so his eyes were a little protruding, which was very scary, but in fact, he was not bad, not as muddy as Xiaoqing.

The fairy world is naturally different from the mortal world, there is no need to wash your face and rinse your mouth, etc., all the dust is removed with spells, so Zhang Guolao taught Qian Tieyuan the third spell.

Dust removal technique, if there is no one to guide you and you want to learn it yourself, the price is expensive.

Now that Qian Tieyuan is poor and white, Zhang Guolao is equal to investing.

The living room of the immortals is actually very simple, there are no secret necessities such as quilts and mosquito nets in the mortal living room, just a bare bed with a pudan.

Zhang Guo said: "Xiaoqing is right, immortals don't need to sleep, even when they are asleep, they also carry Zhou Tian and mix lead and mercury, so one Pu group is enough." ”

It turned out to be like this, Qian Tieyuan was a little surprised, and Zhang Guo smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, let's just rest." ”

Qian Tieyuan said with a smile: "Zhang Guolao is Zhang Guolao, I really can't hide it from you, how do you know that I am not Qian Tieyuan?"

Zhang Guo Lao said: "My master's unique art of looking at qi, you can know the reason at a glance, and it is a very heavy responsibility to guard the Feisheng Pool, to prevent spies from mixing into the fairy world." ”

Qian Tieyuan said: "He has no hope of becoming an immortal in this life, so he voluntarily gave up his body to me." ”

Zhang Guolao sighed and said, "Didn't you and the Red Whisk Girl move to Dongying back then, and you also became the emperor, don't you live too chicly? Why did it become like this?"

Zhang Zhongjian sighed: "She was abducted and ran away to the fairy world, and I couldn't get out and could only watch her and her adulterer soar." ”

Zhang Guo said: "In fact, the world doesn't know that above the masters of the Mahayana period, there is a kind of half-immortal, between the heavenly immortals, you have lived for more than six hundred years, and mortals have lived for one hundred and fifty years at most. ”

Zhang Zhongjian said: "The longer you live, the more boring you become." ”

Zhang Guolao's eyes flashed, and he said: "So you gave birth to a child with the spirit, and you have to come to the fairy world for him." ”

Zhang Zhongjian said: "His mother is a shark of the East China Sea, she is particularly beautiful, at that time Xianfan was not isolated, and the four seas were not polluted, so she came to my dream tryst every night, and she became pregnant after the divine intercourse." ”

Divine intercourse is relative to the ritual of Zhou Gong, and pregnancy without salutation is a very common thing in ancient and modern China and abroad.

In Xiao Lu's previous life, the girl's hymen was not broken and she was pregnant, and it turned out that it was not safe to ejaculate outside the rest of the body, and it would swim into the girl's body during ovulation.

Zhang Zhongjian is a half-immortal, his mana is profound, although the half-immortal is inferior to the earth immortal, but in the mortal world, he is an ignorant existence.

The half-immortals in the early Tang Dynasty were terrible, and the mana was quite powerful, and they could fight with the sky and the earth.

Today's ninth-level Immortal Emperor is actually equivalent to the Golden Immortal in the early Tang Dynasty, and it is even quite inferior.

At that time, there was a rank above Da Luo Immortal called Xuan Xian, but now there is no more.

Xuan Immortal was the key to achieving Gu Immortal, but this inheritance was suddenly gone.

Zhou Jun turned out to be the child born to Zhang Zhongjian and the shark essence, and he stayed in his mother's womb for hundreds of years.

It took a lot of effort for Zhang Zhongjian to raise him into a human form, so he was officially transformed into a baby 16 years ago.

After the end of the conquest, there was also turmoil in the mortal world, and as a result, the great powers disputed, and the king was like watching the lantern, ascending quickly and abdicating quickly.

The Yanhuang Continent was finally divided, and the immortals were different, establishing the lofty status of the immortal world, but the immortals could not go to the Nantianmen with a somersault, and they had to go through the transformation of the Flying Ascension Pool to achieve immortals to be eligible to live in the immortal realm.

Immortals can fly with swords, which is even more unattainable in the eyes of mortals.

But the immortals who descended to the earth, why were they so vegetable, that even the golden immortals were chopped to death by Xu Changyang with a sword?

First of all, the aura in the mortal world is now extremely thin, which is not enough to support the immortal to fly on the sword, and there will be a flight accident.

If they fall into the four seas, it can be quite dangerous, and they will be devoured by unknown beings, and become the nourishment for their evolution.

The corpses floating in the Interstellar Crypt have evolved over the years and have become a new species, the Corpse Clan.

They are reborn from the corpse and become a new and independent personality, completely different from the ontology.

It turns out that the latitude and longitude of the four seas have also changed, and they are not at the same time as the land, and they are synchronized with the fairy world.

Tens of thousands of years of evolution will of course give rise to a new species.

But they call themselves the remnants, the forgotten race.

And after Zhou Jun's mother gave birth to Zhou Jun, she was killed by the remnants of the East China Sea, although Zhang Zhaojian is a half-immortal, but if the vitality of the day has changed, many magical powers can not be brought into play.

Therefore, he has become ordinary from the initial blockbuster, and if he lives in the mortal world for a longer time, this degradation will be even more severe......

...... Today, the Sea King Bath finally held a shareholders' meeting, and the five parties sat down to discuss.

Li Peeling represents 30% of Yaowang Gu's muscles, and of course he is the major shareholder, while Xiao Lu has become the second shareholder.

But he was an otaku in his previous life, and this life is not much better, so he sent his housekeeper to participate.

Although his identity was also revealed, he didn't want to show his head.

Before the opening, he came to work hard because he needed to check the decoration, and he provided many new ideas.

There is no machinery in this world, but it does not mean that science is not advanced, such as Zhuge Liang's invention of the wooden ox and flowing horse, which can be automated without machinery, which is a very magical invention.

There is also a very magical Luban lock, all of which are mortise and tenon structures, but they can be so ingenious that they are breathtaking.

But Xiao Lu brought his new ideas, which made Mo Jiadong see a broad road, and it turned out that it was so magical to change his thinking.

This is because sometimes this estrangement is obviously a thin piece of paper, which is worthless when pierced, but it is very difficult to reach the level of piercing.

And Xiao Lu saw countless advanced technologies in his previous life, even if he was not a scientist, but the basic truth is in the same vein.

The principle of machine springs in this world has not yet been mastered by craftsmen, and only the existence of organic springs on some hidden weapons.

But its popularity is bound to cause a sensation, and it is a completely new thing for craftsmen.

However, if the spring is used well, it will have the effect of twice the result with half the effort.

Before the invention of electricity, machine springs dictated people's lives.

For example, the famous Hooke's law appeared in Europe in the eighteenth century, which is talked about.

The spring even decided the invention of the clock, and it was because of Hooke's outstanding contribution that Europe could enter the industrialized society earlier.

Therefore, the arrival of Xiao Lu also broke the shackles of craftsman theory and liberated the concepts that bound people's minds.

One of the main reasons why the business of the Sea King Bath is so hot is that its toilet is very special.

First of all, it is controlled by a valve when flushing, and as soon as you step on the mechanism with your foot, the water will rush down the side of the toilet.

So a lot of people came to study the peculiar toilet bowl and see how it flushed away the excrement.

This gave a lot of inspiration, and in turn led to the enthusiasm of the craftsmen for research, and they were also eager to change this backward world and keep up with the world trends.

The second is that the Sea King Baths came up with the concept of disposable consumer goods, that is, those that are thrown away when they are used up.

But the cost is actually converted into the bath fee, so even if you throw it away, it doesn't hurt.

Finally, the membership card system proposed by Xiao Lu, the Sea Overlord Bathhouse specially issued a bronzing name thorn to the dignitaries, which is actually equivalent to a membership card.

The most basic information of the holder is registered on it, and those who hold the card can spend at a 20% discount.

There is also a monthly pass system, where the average person takes a hot spring bath three or four times a month, but with a monthly pass, you can take a bath every day.

Of course, its price is not cheap, because a bath in a hot spring includes a full set of services is one hundred taels of silver, which is equivalent to the annual expenses of five ordinary people and a surplus.

However, the monthly pass can only be done for 1,500 taels of silver, that is, it is discounted.

It can be lent to others for use, and it is also anonymous, but it can only be consumed once a day, so many people think it is still cost-effective, and can be used by friends to expand their contacts.

Because there are many new initiatives at the Sea King Baths, can business not be prosperous?