I'll see what you can do with me!

This is decisively a classic line in the hooligan circle of Beitai, except for me and Liu Laoliu in the Xianxia world, I don't know who else can say this.

As soon as everyone heard Liu Laoliu's three words, they all rushed over, and we all called down, and Dong Yidong muttered in the back: "Sure enough, I have some courage!"

Under my seat is the Qinglong Divine Beast, the body is the Imperial Sun Dragon Armor, there is a white rabbit inside, and the fierce reputation is also widely spread outside.

Along the passage, I saw a man in the uniform of the head of the house standing there with an innocent face, and I recognized that it was the head of the Winter Temple. And at his feet, a dark-faced and thin old man was wrapping his hands and feet around one of the legs of the Winter Palace, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive with his eyes closed.

Xichun cheered: "Godfather!"

I had already guessed that it was him, but I still couldn't resist the surprise: "Liu Laoliu, why did you come here?"

Liu Laoliu opened his eyes, looked back and saw that it was me who immediately lost his temper, and shouted in his old voice: "Zhangdian, come quickly, don't let this person run away, he hit me with his sword!"

The Winter Palace Chuan Li repeatedly argued: "How could I bump into you, you will lie down more than a thousand meters apart!"

Liu Lao Liu scolded: "Let your winter palace full of widow fart! Why did you stop if you didn't hit me? Why did you stop? If you don't stop, how can you be caught by me?"

"I see that you are quite old and lying on the ground, and you are kind enough to care about it, who would have thought that you would frame me. ”

"Let you have sores on the top of the man's head in the Winter Palace, and pus on the soles of the woman's feet! I didn't get hit me, can I lie on the ground?"

"More than a thousand meters! How could you hit it!"

"Your sword qi is rubbing me!"

"I didn't!"

"Let your Winter Palace, the whole mountain, the whole ancestral tomb smoke fart. ”

A person next to him advised: "You let go first, and you have something to say." ”

Liu Lao Liu scolded: "Whoever touches me will die first!"

Dong Yidong sighed behind me: "My disciple attaches the most importance to the cultivation of pure reputation, but he brought the entire Winter Palace with him every sentence, and he didn't let go of any of them. ”

I just couldn't cry or laugh, as soon as I saw Liu Laoliu's body, I knew that he was a veteran of slandering people and touching porcelain, but I didn't expect to attack His Highness Dong.

I leaned over and asked, "You said that someone bumped into you, who can prove it?"

Liu Laoliu glared at me: "Who are you helping?"

I said whoever is reasonable, I will help whom.

Liu Lao Liu snorted: "Who can prove that he didn't hit me?"

I pulled him: "I see where I hit you, are you hurt?"

Liu Lao Liu dodged my hand back and forth, and giggled itchyly: "Don't move your hands and feet, eh, hehe~~ No injury, the sixth master is hard, you say that I am such a hard person, I am not sick or sick, I can't fall down if I am not hit?"

Ah Bao has been standing on the side, with a blank face, and when she saw me looking at her, she said, "I don't know what's going on, the sixth brother suddenly fell to the ground." ”

Liu Lao Liu said Look, I didn't lie, right?

Seeing that Liu Lao Liu didn't give me face, I said to the Winter Palace: "You beat him for me! ”

The Winter Hall Chuanli smiled weakly: "I have already beaten it, it's useless." ”

I was stunned: "What do you mean?"

The Winter Palace Chuanli didn't explain, and suddenly picked up a palm and slapped it at Liu Laoliu, this palm was extremely violent, bringing out the sound of wind and thunder.

I was shocked: "Don't hurt him!"

But before my words fell, the palm had already been fiercely imprinted on the top of Liu Laoliu's head. I couldn't bear to watch the miserable sight of my head breaking and bleeding, so I quickly closed my eyes, and only a scream was heard in my ears, but it was the sound of the Winter Palace.

Looking at it, Liu Lao Liu didn't have anything to do at all, but instead bit the root of the thigh of the Winter Palace, and the white light on the body of the Winter Palace Chuanli flashed, but it was still snoring and screaming in pain.

Dong Yidong looked at me coldly: "I don't know if this set of exercises to break the true qi of the body was passed on to him by the Naochun Palm Palace, or if he passed it on to the Naochun Palm Palace." ”

I had no damaged face, and I dragged Liu Lao Liu hard: "Give me home! While dragging me, he smiled at the people around him: "My fellow countryman, my head is not good when I am old, and I laugh when I see a smile." ”

But Liu Lao Liu didn't eat oil and salt at all, and when he saw that I didn't help him, he simply closed his eyes again and sat there alive.

I was panting with anger and asked the Winter Palace: "He said that he didn't want to get up in any way." ”

The Winter Hall Chuanli rubbed the root of his thigh and said, "He wants me silver." ”

I said no, you can give it to him, and I'll reimburse you later.

"I also want to make big things small, the key is that I have so much silver?"

I said to Dong Yidong: "Old Dong, look at it, if this matter continues to make trouble, I will be embarrassed and disappointed on my side, and you will work your side, if you let outsiders know, you will definitely laugh at us, it is better to do this, you guys get together, send him away first." ”

Dong Yidong snorted: "Winter Palace is not coerced by this kind of person!"

I said what's the matter, he doesn't let go, and everyone has nothing to do with him, can our two families fight because of an old man?

"The point is that I don't have that much silver. ”

"Your masks aren't silver, gather a few for him, and I'll invite you to dinner later." ”

"That's five hundred too much, you can talk to your fellow countryman about ......"

To put it mildly, in the end, Dong Yidong and Liu Laoliu reached an agreement to use a hundred masks as compensation, and Liu Laoliu released the person. Dong Yidong let out a long breath, and said that it was thanks to the many people I brought, otherwise I wouldn't be able to make it up for a while.

Afterwards, the disciples of the Winter Hall withdrew from the territory of the Spring Palace, and the Winter One Building was also leaving, I wanted to keep him, I said that this matter was very unpleasant, it was better to stay and be happy, how can I let you get some face back.

Dong Yidong said that there was no need, and it was not too late to fight for the lost face at tomorrow's celebration.

Watching the Winter Palace army retreat, Liu Lao Liu rubbed his front teeth and sighed: "There are so many masks, you have to find a way to do a big one." ”

Everyone looked at him with a black face, no one took a stubble, Liu Lao Liu saw that everyone in the Spring Committee was not good-looking, hehe smiled dryly: "There are a lot of people coming, I'm fine, I don't need the big guys to help me out, but I'm still very pleased." ”

I said, Liu Laoliu, you have a lot of fun, and it has only been a day's work, which not only has caused a disaster to the Spring Palace, but also caused the whole mountain of the Winter Palace to dispatch.

Liu Lao Liu seemed a little embarrassed: "Isn't this a long time to hold back, I usually don't have such a happy heart." ”

"Give back everything you tricked!"

Liu Laoliu was stunned: "What did I deceive me?"

I pointed back and forth to the gourd on his waist and the sword in Bao's hand: "Where did these come from?

Liu Laoliu said confidently: "Fart! This gourd is my operating funds, and the fat man in the drunken immortal building wants to be on the Xianxia list without any blood? This sword is the one I won by playing chess to win that kid, I didn't cheat or steal, if you don't believe it, let's put another game, I'll let you go together!"

I said, what do you say about stealing the treasure of Longyang Palace and selling it to others?

Liu Lao Liu's anger became even stronger: "I'm still sleeping with your grandma, catch thieves, catch stolen goods, catch traitors and catch doubles, don't blame good people if you don't catch my hand!"

I lowered my voice and said, "The hooligans in Beitai are all heroes who are not afraid of accidents, and your denial like this is a scum act." ”

Liu Lao Liu still didn't let go: "I didn't steal anything in the first place! You just slandered me!"

Liu Chunyuan stepped forward and scolded: "You think that the child was named to cheat me out of money, this matter is always lost, right?!"

Liu Laoliu's face was clouded: "Who are you? I don't know you, did you plant the blame after you used up the money by yourself, and it was difficult to explain it to your wife?"

Liu Chunyuan pointed at Liu Lao Liu and scolded: "You liar scoundrel old rascal, you pay me back!"

Liu Lao Liu's waist counterattacked: "You scumbag and a scumbag, who owes you money!"

Liu Laoliu introduced the relationship between men and women, Jin Luan's face changed again and again, and finally couldn't help but ask Liu Chunyuan: "You were really cheated out of your money by him?"

Liu Chunyuan's face turned white: "Madam, you won't doubt me, right?"

Jin Luan snorted: "Recently, you even invited visitors up the mountain and secretly met with my old friends behind my back, didn't I know?"

Liu Chunyuan argued: "I haven't seen Senior Sister Yingying for decades, but we just chatted casually. ”

Jin Luan's face changed drastically: "Liu Chunyuan, I just gave it a try, you really went behind my back to see that vixen?!"

Liu Chunyuan showed an incredible look on his face: "You... You're cheating!"

The two of them were still arguing, and the others were also listening lively, but I sensed that something was wrong, so I turned around and pointed at the halberd where Liu Lao Liu had stood before, and shouted and scolded.

"Where's the Nyima?!"

≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈

On the last day of 2016, the sixth child came to accompany everyone on New Year's Eve~~