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All right!

Little girl Qiao'er, she is also quite helpless, you are a young lady, you have the final say.

I want to figure out how to stuff this poem to my new aunt in public?

At the same time, the atrium.

Wang Shouzhe sat on the stone bench for a long time, thinking about it for a long time.

To be honest, Yuanrui's poem put a lot of pressure on him.

It stands to reason that as a traverser, his mind is full of ancient poems, and he can kill Liu Yuanrui's poem in seconds by pulling a hand of ancient masterpieces.

But after all, this is his own wedding, and he still finds a way to compose a poem by himself. Even if it's not very good, it's also my own thing, and I always feel bored when I coax my wife with the poems I copied.

Liu Yuanrui didn't urge them, but just smiled and watched his brother-in-law pondering there. He knows that it is not easy to make a poem, especially to make a good poem.

At this time.

The little maid Qiao'er hurriedly ran out of the backyard, squeezed through the crowd and hit Wang Shouzhe fiercely.

"Oh, I'm sorry new aunt, I was walking too hurriedly and hurt you, right? ”

Just when Wang Shouzhe was dumbfounded, the girl cleverly stuffed a piece of paper into his hand, and then squeezed her eyebrows at him, hinting at him that you know.

And then she was on the run.

This girl really came and went like a gust of wind.

made Wang Shouzhe a little crying and laughing, feeling as if it was the one behind, as if he couldn't sit still, and found a little maid to come over and help stuff a poem for him.

Isn't that cheating?

Okay, okay, how can the lady help her husband be called cheating?

It's called love!

Thinking of this, Wang Shouzhe was still a little moved and warm in his heart.

But Liu Yuanrui was stunned on the spot.

Wasn't that the maid Qiao'er next to my sister just now?

So recklessly, he fell into his brother-in-law's arms and stuffed a piece of paper, when everyone is blind?

Isn't this blatant cheating?

Suddenly, Liu Yuanrui felt a feeling of tears. I, Yuanrui, have worked hard to support my sister, why are they tearing down one by one?

You say that this cheating is also cheating, and the method is so clumsy, so blatant, how can he be embarrassed?

Can't you be clever in cheating, so it's better to give him some dignity, okay?

Qiao'er's method is indeed very clumsy.

Other brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law also saw this scene. But one by one they were pretending to be deaf and dumb, as if they had not seen anything.

This is clearly the one in the backyard who is helping his future brother-in-law cheat, and who dares to speak up under the perennial accumulation of authority?

Liu Yuanrui also said helplessly: "Brother-in-law thinks about it, let's start quickly, shall we?"

He thought to himself that since it was a poem written by his sister, he had to applaud no matter what, otherwise he would anger his sister, and the consequences would be unimaginable.

His younger siblings are also pretending: "Yes, brother-in-law is almost there, and we are starting." ”

But Wang Shouzhe shook his head and said, no, no, I haven't thought about it yet.

provoked Liu Yuanrui to roll his eyes.

How long are you going to pretend to be? Obviously my sister is already helping you cheat, but you still say you haven't thought about it.

Okay, if you want to act, you can act, who told my sister to take action herself?

After a while, Wang Shouzhe finally stood up and said, "I think about it, Yuanrui's poems are very good. The brother-in-law can only make an axe in the class, and offer ugliness and ugliness. ”

'Okay, brother-in-law, here's one. ”

The brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law shouted one after another, making a look of anticipation. Everyone knows Wang Shouzhe's poem, but it was written by my sister in the backyard, so no matter what, everyone is responsible for applauding it.

I saw Wang Shouzhe pacing step by step in the atrium with his hands behind his back, and after a few steps, he chanted the first sentence: "The goddess fairy has mercy on the common people, and she keeps watch for a long night in front of the halberd hall." ”

“？”

When everyone heard this, a picture suddenly appeared in their minds, as if it was about a goddess in her heavenly palace, sorrowful for the common people in the world, dealing with mortal affairs, and a halberd immortal would stand guard in front of the palace gate and spend a long night with her.

Before they could come back to their senses, Wang Shouzhe chanted out the second sentence again: "The years have turned thousands of times, and finally the branches of the world have been connected." ”

The younger brothers and sisters began to understand. This is a story, my sister is the goddess who worries about the people, and the brother-in-law is the heavenly general who silently guards, and in the end, the goddess doesn't know if she went down to the mortal world because she wanted to redeem the people, but she and her brother-in-law's fate met and tied the knot.

Sounds pretty good, but I raised my sister quite high.

Then they began to cheer loudly, it was a poem written by my sister, and it sounded quite tasteful.

"No!" Liu Yuanrui was taken aback, "This is not my sister's handiwork." It is impossible for my sister to compare herself to a goddess, and her brother-in-law to a guard before the Night Watch. ”

"So that's the case?" The brothers-in-law and sister-in-law came back to their senses, but then again, the taste of my brother-in-law's poem was okay, but it seemed that there was still something missing.

"It's not bad, my brother-in-law can have such a level, it can be regarded as both civil and military. ”

"Yes, yes, although it is slightly inferior to Yuanrui's poem, but it raises my sister very high. "The Liu family also spares no effort in cultural cultivation, and everyone has some appreciation.

"It's passed, it's passed. Liu Ruolei was directly overjoyed, "Everyone get out of the way, don't delay your brother-in-law to pick up the bride." ”

Even Chen Fangjie admired: "I didn't expect Shouzhe to still have some poetic talent, half a step better than me." ”

Suddenly!

Liu Yuanrui stopped with a solemn expression: "Everyone wait." ”

"Huh?" everyone's eyes fell on Liu Yuanrui. Yuanrui, aren't you, brother-in-law's poem is already very good, and you still want to embarrass him if you don't succeed?

Liu Ruolei glared at him fiercely and dissatisfiedly: "Yuanrui, don't go too far." ”

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. Liu Yuanrui hurriedly raised his hand in surrender and said, "Brother-in-law's poem is indeed not bad, but I think there is something missing." Brother-in-law, could it be that there is still a second half of this poem?"

The second half?

Everyone was stunned, Yuan Rui seemed to have a bit of truth in what he said, and this poetic unfinished appearance seemed to be incomplete.

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Everyone looked at Wang Shouzhe in unison.

Wang Shouzhe was not hypocritical, and continued to chant the second half of the rhyme: "I am afraid that my wife will take advantage of the wind and lie that the lady is cold in the heavenly palace." ”

“？”

Everyone was stunned, and they were all brought into the psychological state of their brother-in-law. Just imagine, a palace guard who has been waiting for countless years is fortunate enough to tie the knot with the goddess in his heart in the mortal world, which is naturally a great thing.

But he was afraid in his heart that one day his beloved wife would eventually fly away, so he did not hesitate to coax his wife to say that the heavenly palace was not good, and such a panicked mood was suddenly revealed.

"Okay, what a good wife who is afraid that the wife will take advantage of the wind and lie that the lady Tiangong is cold. Liu Yuanrui applauded.

The rest of the crowd applauded.

Subsequently, Wang Shouzhe read out the last sentence that had been brewing for a long time: "Holding hands with children and looking forward to tears, praying that all generations will sleep together!"

As soon as this sentence came out.

Everyone was stunned, and everyone saw that his brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe was holding a pair of children's hands, looking at the goddess sister about to soar with tears in his eyes, and he looked very reluctant. Even the unborn children have been used, do you want to be so shameless?

The last sentence is even more shameless, praying for eternity to sleep together.

Is this to let my sister marry him in this life, and I have to marry him for 10,000 lifetimes?

It is the poem as proof:

The goddess fairy is merciful

The long night vigil in front of the halberd hall

The years go by a thousand times

In the end, the world will be connected

I am afraid that my wife will take advantage of the wind

Lie that the lady Tiangong is cold

Holding hands with children in tears

May all eternity sleep together

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Everyone was silent, and the poem was certainly not anything shocking. But today's topic is how to praise them if Sister Ruolan praises better.

There is no doubt that Liu Yuanrui's praise is very good and quite realm.

But brother-in-law's first ......

This is no longer boasting.

It's licking.

The partial-born family is a husband and wife, and the licking is such a clever and smooth and natural. This brother-in-law is really a rare silver talent.

"Alas~" Chen Fangjie put his hands behind his back and sighed to the sky, "Originally, I thought that I, Chen Fangjie, had unparalleled licking skills." But compared with Shouzhe, it is like a difference between clouds and mud, I obey! I obey!"

"Woo~" Liu Yuanshan cried, crying very sadly.

"Brother Yuanshan, what are you crying about?"

"I see. ”

"Brother Yuanshan, what do you understand?"

"I understand why I can't get a wife. ”

"Brother Yuanshan, since you have understood, then you can still be saved, come on. ”

"I'm no longer saved. Liu Yuanshan ran away with tears in his eyes, and shouted sadly, "Because in my life, I can't make this kind of stinky, shameless, and extremely numb Y poem D lyrics...... Woo woo woo ~ " His figure faded away as the cry faded away, and soon disappeared.

Everyone looked at his distant back, and couldn't help but sigh, Brother Yuanshan, you can't marry a wife, it's not just because you can't write Y poems.

Then, everyone worshiped their brother-in-law Wang Shouzhe, this kind of licking poetry, they would never be able to do it.

Especially some sisters-in-law, they have begun to find pen and paper, and then blushing and copying the poem, although this poem is not licked by them, but it is also wonderful to taste it every night.

Holding hands with children in tears, praying for eternal sleep.

Brother-in-law is good or bad, hehe~

Even Liu Yuanrui gave Wang Shouzhe a deep sigh: "Brother-in-law, I'm convinced." ”

"Hehe~ Accept and concede. Yuanrui, you're still young. Wang Shouzhe was not thin-skinned, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "When you grow up, your skills will definitely not be inferior to me." ”

"Hey, what about Ruolei? This girl was quite energetic just now, why did she disappear all of a sudden? I still want her to lead the way." ”

"That's it! ”

Immediately, a whole box of red envelopes was carried and distributed to the brother-in-law, sister-in-law, nephews and nieces, and juniors from all walks of life.

"Brothers, follow me to pick up the bride. Wang Shouzhe waved his hand, and his Wang brothers responded violently, and everyone went to the backyard in high spirits.

The three levels have passed, and they have lived so beautifully, and the red envelopes have been sent enough, so naturally no one will stop them.

......

Just when Wang Shouzhe and his party went all the way to the backyard.

The little maid Qiao'er has already reported this poem back, and her speed is really fast, coming and going like the wind.

Accompanied by Liu Ruolei, I saw her say angrily: "My brother-in-law is too bad, not only do I want to marry my sister for the rest of my life, but I still want to pester my sister for the rest of my life, it's really not greedy."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room looked at her in unison.

Well?

Isn't it a good thing to confess like this?

Liu Ruolei knew that she was speechless, and hurriedly shut up, but she was still angry in her heart, what a good poem, why couldn't it be her turn?

Qiao'er said excitedly: "The new aunt's poem is really good, I am about to shed tears." ”

At this time, Liu Ruolan had already copied the poem on the paper, and read it carefully twice, and the more she read it, the more she blushed.

"Sicked" lightly and commented: "It's indeed frivolous." ”

But he said so, but his eyes were full of shyness and joy, his face was a little hot and red, and he murmured in his heart: "Holding hands with children and looking forward to tears, praying for eternal sleep, it's really not ashamed!"

It can be seen that Wang Shouzhe's licking poem really licked into her heart.

Between husband and wife, it's nothing to be frivolous.

There's talk in the room.

There was a shout outside: "Miss, get ready, the new aunt is here." ”

At this time, Liu Ruolan had already put on a red wedding dress, and several aunts hurriedly put the red hijab on her head and let her sit on the bed.

"Please invite the new aunt to enter the boudoir to receive the kiss. ”

Wang Shouzhe entered the boudoir as he said.

Several middle-aged beauties looked Wang Shouzhe up and down curiously, and couldn't help but praise: "The new aunt is really handsome and handsome, and he is a talent. ”

The bride with a red hijab trembled slightly, but she couldn't help but peek.

Wang Shouzhe was beaming, greeted several aunts one by one, and presented red envelopes.

Especially his fourth aunt Wang Liuzi, Wang Shouzhe even secretly stuffed a big red envelope.

The fourth aunt, Wang Liuzi, was very happy, and hurriedly said, "Shouzhe, why don't you hurry up and present the Wanbao Gold Bag?"

Hearing this, Wang Shouzhe hurriedly untied the Wanbao gold bag on his waist, walked quickly to the bride, put it in Liu Ruolan's hands, and said softly: "Ruolan, the auspicious time has come, go back to the Wang family with me." ”

In this treasure bag were some gold or jade knick-knacks, like grains, melons and fruits, fish, meat, and a small abacus of pure gold, which meant that he had entrusted her with his future finances.

Liu Ruolan, who had a red hijab on her head, grabbed the Wanbao gold bag, her heart was full of shyness and nervousness, she nodded lightly, and whispered, "Hmm." ”

Wang Shouzhe was immediately overjoyed and shouted: "Yuanrui is not coming in soon?"

At this time, Liu Yuanrui walked into the boudoir, smiled and said, "Congratulations to my brother-in-law, I finally got the beauty." ”

"Thank you Yuanrui's subordinates for their mercy, and I can marry Ruolan, which is the third life of my Wang Shouzhe. As he spoke, Wang Shouzhe took out a big red envelope and presented it, "Yuanrui, I've worked hard for you next." ”

According to the rules, there has to be an unmarried brother-in-law who carries his sister to the sedan chair.

Liu Yuanrui unceremoniously took the big red envelope, patted his chest and said, "Okay, it's on me." Don't look at my weak body, I've been exercising hard lately. ”

After that, he picked up Liu Ruolan and went out of the boudoir.

This hasn't taken two steps yet, Liu Yuanrui whispered "muttered": "Hey, sister has been a lot lighter recently, I must feel sorry for me Yuanrui." I remember the last time I walked......"

But before he finished speaking, he screamed "ouch" and hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Sister, I was wrong." ”

Then he hugged his sister and ran out all the way.

Wang Shouzhe broke out in a cold sweat, this kid is quite capable of death, he naturally pretended not to hear anything, and followed honestly step by step.

Subsequently, he said goodbye to his father-in-law and mother-in-law in the main hall.

Only then did Yuanrui carry the bride out of the Liu family's gate.

After the ceremony, the bride sat in a sedan chair.

And Wang Shouzhe rode his golden horse at the front of the line.

"Get up the car. After Gongsun Qiang shouted, the procession began to move slowly, leaving Shanyin in the midst of the people's farewell, all the way to peace.

The team that returned was more than twice as large as when they came.

The send-off procession led by the Liu clan was equally immense. One carriage after another followed the procession, all of which were Liu's dowry.

Looking at the scale of the dowry, it really reflects the strong financial resources of the Liu family.

Wang Shouzhe wore a gorgeous and rich wedding robe, rode on the fire and stepped on the white clouds, and walked at the front of the team, his heart was full of spirit.

After living for two lifetimes, it is the first time I have married a wife.

From today, it is time to welcome his new life.

One of the four joys of life, the candle night in the cave room, has been slowly unfolded in front of him.

Really, the spring breeze is proud, and life must be happy.

Candle night in the cave room, I'm coming!

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