Liu Sanguan's words are full of a funny sense of powerlessness.

The second master asked again: "What about the love saint?"

"Ran. ”

"Damn, shameless deserter, I'm going to keep fighting, keep fighting, shameful deserter, demon, where did the demon go?"

"She's gone. ”

"Oh yes, she ran away and we won. ”

After the second master finished speaking, his body was crooked, and he fell directly to the ground, his mouth kept talking nonsense, and his hands were also dizzy, his body was leaning against the wall, his eyes were closed, his head was tilted, his hands were hanging weakly, and his mouth was wide open to exhale, just like a toad.

"Fatty, fatty, are you alright?"

"I'm fine, I can still drink, I can still drink....."

I'll him, you want to exhaust me tonight, Lao Tzu has just been discharged from the hospital!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the second master woke up first, opened his eyes, patted his head and asked, 'Evil door, why did I come to your dormitory?'

Liu Sanguan was eating roasted chestnuts and said, "Come on, wake up?"

The second master touched his head, shook vigorously, and finally said, "I know what happened." ’

"What's going on?"

"Yes, what happened, it hurts to death, you let me think about it, by the way, I fought with Chen Hanfeng last night." ’

Liu Sanguan poured a cup of tea, handed it over, and said, "Thank God, you finally remembered." ”

"And how did we get back?"

"I carried you downstairs on my back, and I carried you upstairs, and I understood what it means to kill a donkey. ”

"Boss..... Hey, this fat man is still sleeping, get up, I'll kick you to death!"

The first hand was kicked awake, opened his eyes in a daze, first looked at the two of them in a daze, and then said: "Boss, second master, my life is hard, I vomited jaundice last night." ”

"You know what I'm talking about, don't listen to the old man's words and suffer in front of you. ”

"Where did the Great Love Sage go?"

He called him a dozen times, and finally answered, saying that he was sleeping in the forest and that he had seven dwarfs with him. ”

"He'll be fine. ”

'It's okay to answer the phone. ”

"And where will he go?"

There was a person at the door of the dormitory, and it was the love saint.

The leader asked;" Where did you go last night?"

"I slept in the park all night, and I couldn't hold it anymore...."

The second master scolded: "You deserter, didn't you say that you slept in the forest?"

He said, 'I see, there are a lot of trees in the park, and he thinks he's sleeping in the woods.' ’

In the evening, three people eat ramen in a noodle restaurant.

"We need to take a hard look at what the problem is?"

"Mr. Huang, the problem is that we lost so badly because you fled. ”

"No, no, Comrade Second Master, we have to know why Chen Hanfeng knows what we are going to come up with every time, this is not in line with science, how does she know?"

"Fatty, that's something wrong with your logic, I think that children play with rock-paper-scissors, we have no talent, Chen Hanfeng has, master, she uses her strengths against our weaknesses, of course she has to lose, she dug a big hole for us. ”

", big love saint, if you lose, you lose, I wondered, she seemed to be able to see the hand we put behind us, and knew if we were out of scissors or rock. ”

The first hand shook his head: "It's useless to see hands, I suspect, she can read minds." ”

The love saint said angrily: "I, I even used mind reading, you think you are a novelist, why don't you say that she can see through our minds?"

The second master finished eating his noodles and drank a big bowl of soup, he had to make up for it, and he vomited everything he ate last night, just like the number one said, and only bile was left.

"As I say, huh..."

The second master burped and continued: "This Chen Hanfeng is really, really, very evil, I think about it carefully, I can't figure it out, the three of us men will not be able to draw a woman, how much liquor did she drink last night?"

Liu Sanguan said: "One cup." ”

"In other words, she lost twice, and we, forget it, are miserable. ”

The leader then said: "Then our plan continues, with the goblin Chen Hanfeng, we can't take any advantage." ”

Qingsheng brushed his hairstyle up: "I think, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, we still have to go to the tiger mountains, or my Tao Yuanyuan will have to stay alive and widowed, which is too cruel." ”

The second master said: "That's right, that's right, we have to pull the capital, we can't just be so embarrassed." ”

The leader said weakly: "Isn't it cautious? Even the boss was hit. ”

Qingsheng was very unhappy: "There are many people and there is great power, I don't believe it, we can't get her, and we will lose two rounds, including the boss's time." ”

The second master nodded: "Boss, what do you mean, don't pretend to be deep, now is the time for you to come forward." ”

Liu Sanguan just finished eating the last bite of noodles before he said: "We have to start from the long---plan-....."

"What's the long term?"

"Fatty, I haven't thought about it yet, I'm waiting for Chen Hanfeng's call. ”

The second master said: "You won't call her?"

"No, we have to have some dignity and let her fight. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the call came, it was Chen Hanfeng.

Liu Sanguan turned on the hands-free.

"Xiaoguan, accompany me to the furniture market tomorrow, and ask your best friend to go with you. ”

"What are you doing at the furniture market?"

"Buy a bed. ”

"What do you buy a bed for, every bed is new in a new house. ”

"What a new one, collapsed, come tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, I'm too lazy to hire a porter, that's all. ”

After Chen Hanfeng finished speaking, the phone hung up.

In the noodle shop, the four men looked at each other, and the love saint spoke first: "Don't say whether you want to go or not, let's discuss first, why did the bed collapse? Boss, are your beds all paper-paste?"

"Nonsense, the beds in our new house are all solid wood beds!"