Volume 3 Willow Flower Arrangement Chapter 0167 Quirk Hobbies
Zimo heard that the old half-lady was blocking the room and pounced on the cat, and he thought of that kind of scene at that time, thinking of the fat and heavy makeup boss lady with her breasts and milky Mimi smiling, and scratching He Xiaoliang back and forth in the room, Zimo wanted to endure it, but she couldn't help laughing at all.
The more Zimo laughed, the more fun he felt, the more he imagined the scene at that time, the happier and funny he became, and the more he laughed when he saw Xiaoliang's expression. He only laughed and fell off his chair, and almost rolled on the floor with laughter.
Xiaoliang was angry again, and she was afraid that others would hear it, so she hurriedly walked to the door, listened to whether there was movement outside, and hurriedly walked to Zimo's side to cover Zimo's mouth.
Of course, Zimo resisted and didn't let Xiaoliang cover his mouth.
One is to laugh non-stop, turning left and right.
One is afraid of making a noise, and he is holding the table, holding the chair, and covering Zimo's mouth.
Xiao Liang was incomparably annoyed, and hit Zimo with a fist in the gap: "Make you laugh, make you laugh, you laugh a fart, it's all you who hurt me, grandma, why didn't Lao Tzu think at the time, this is you pit Lao Tzu"
Zimo hit a few punches in a row in the midst of wild laughter, covering his painful stomach with one hand, and resisting Xiaoliang's fist with the other, "Whoa, don't, don't fight, hahaha, don't fight, I can't laugh anymore." ”
Xiaoliang: "If you don't laugh, you have to fight." ”
Zimo still couldn't help it, "Haha, I, I'll give you 1,000 taels of silver, you can spend it as much as you like, how do you remember, remember the article, where is there such a good thing"
Xiaoliang was tired, sat on the bed, and said with an innocent face: "I, don't I want to save you two dollars?"
Zimo also laughed tiredly, and sat on the chair in front of the window: "This, this blames me, blames me for me, look at our pretty brother's anger." ”
Xiao Liang saw that Zimo was soft, and lay on the bed: "Okay, I'll sleep in your bed tonight, and you'll pay the price for me." ”
Zimo asked anxiously: "Then, what about me? Aren't you in the same room with Brother Ma, there are two beds there, and there is only one bed, what should I do?"
Xiaoliang reflexively and lay in the face, with her back: "You go to that room"
Zimo looked at it, and the dove occupied the magpie's nest.
I was still asleep, I got dressed and turned around and went out, walked to another room, and just opened the door and went in, I heard a thunderous snoring.
This He Xiaoliang, give yourself a set, my God, I really haven't heard this loud snoring, no wonder Xiaoliang couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so she thought of what she was teasing him.
Zimo was helpless, looking for things all over the room, found some cotton wool to plug his ears, and slept with his clothes closed.
There is one person who can't sleep tonight, and this is the innkeeper's lady.
"Lady, I'm dreaming, where is the handsome guy, will he come?"
Lao Ma got up in the morning and saw strangely how Xiaoliang was replaced by Zimo, and when he changed it, he didn't know.
Lao Ma's heart was very weird, and he said in his heart, these two guys, I didn't know what to smear on their faces before, they were as black as briquettes, and suddenly they were washed like this, and they were all little white faces.
Sleep now, in the middle of the night, you actually changed people?
Could it be that the two of them rotated this and that for themselves last night?
Frightened, Lao Ma checked his whole body up and down, and only after feeling that there was nothing abnormal was reluctant, but he was still a little hairy about He Xiaoliang and Zimo being so weird.
The old horse's movements woke up Zimo.
Lao Ma Kankanzhong and Zimo went out to find Xiaoliang, and were about to go downstairs to have breakfast together, when the two knocked on the door, they saw He Xiaoliang stunned.
It's black!
Zimo was stunned and asked: "Xiaoliang, are you making such a fuss? The barracks have been disbanded, and the county guard doesn't care about us anymore, why is it still so dark?"
Xiao Liang booed and whispered: "You two pack up your things, I have already left the room here, and the breakfast and pastries are also set in another place, let's get out of here quickly"
Zimo immediately shook his head and smiled, and then remained silent.
Ma Cheng didn't understand, what were these two guys doing, giving people an extremely weird feeling, making his heart furious: "It's good here, I slept very comfortably yesterday and took a hot bath." ”
While the three of them were talking, the proprietress appeared at the door of the stairs, looking around, as if looking for someone.
He Xiaoliang shrank her head in fright, hid in the door, and thought that she had been blackened, so she leaned out and stood at the door to talk to Zimo and the others.
When the innkeeper landed in front of the door, she just stared at Zimo with a pair of eyes for a while, completely ignoring Xiaoliang and Ma Cheng, who were dark and not slippery.
The proprietress stared at Zimo and asked, "This little brother, have you seen a seventeen or eighteen-year-old round-faced boy who is still a little handsome?"
Zimo said: "I've seen it, I've seen it," Zimo grabbed He Xiaoliang: "Isn't this it?"
He Xiaoliang was so frightened that her black face could almost turn white, and she hurriedly retorted: "Boss, isn't the person you are asking about just a handsome guy, there is a ready-made one, what else are you looking for." ”
The proprietress looked at Zimo for a while, continued to approach Zimo and looked carefully up and down and said, "This is not the one from last night?"
As soon as these words came out, He Xiaoliang was so frightened that she was sweating, lest the proprietress recognize her, so she hurriedly pulled Ma Cheng into the room: "Old Ma, come and help Zimo pack his luggage." ”
As soon as Zimo saw the two of them enter the house, he was even more afraid that the proprietress would entangle him, so he hurriedly shouted: "You two move my things individually" and then hurriedly entered the house, and reflexively covered the door.
Ma Cheng was dumbfounded when he entered the house, this, this room full of rag dolls and the like, all of them are things that girls love.
stared at Zimo and Xiaoliang: "This doesn't bring such a pervert!"
Ma Cheng was covered with goosebumps, and when he saw Zimo entering the house and walking towards his luggage, he was afraid that Zimo would bump into him with his shoulders, and Nuo Nuo's concession would give up more space.
Xiao Liang and Zimo couldn't see Ma Cheng's current situation, Xiao Liang didn't have time to laugh with Ma Cheng now, so she was in a hurry to leave the inn, reached out and picked up a doll, and raced into Ma Cheng's arms: "Hurry up, help, pack it in a bag, these are worth more than 100 taels of silver"
Zimo: "Xiaoliang, don't take these"
Xiaoliang said: "You said lightly, these didn't cost you a penny, but these were all bought with my hard-earned money." Of course you still don't feel distressed when I gave it to you for nothing, but how difficult it was for me to earn a hundred and ten taels of silver, how many sins I suffered, how much I suffered, my first hundred taels of silver."
When Ma Cheng heard this, he trembled: "You two...... , it's disgusting, I'd better run, stay away from you two goods"
Xiao Liang was busy, Ma Cheng put down his things and was about to leave, Xiao Liang hurriedly stopped: "It's not what you think, don't think about it, I'll tell you when I go out later, help now."
Ma Cheng is goosebumps fell all over his body, and he pushed He Xiaoliang away with his hand and grabbed his shoulder, half-convinced, trying to dodge, staying away from Zimo and Xiaoliang, and always keeping a certain distance from the two of them.
Ma Cheng returned to his room, and Xiaoliang took their respective luggage, and the three of them left the inn in a hurry.
The proprietress of the inn is in the inn, and she searches for people in almost every room, and she can't find the handsome guy who entered her room last night.
In a trance, I suddenly remembered that the black round face with the handsome guy Zimo was very similar.