Chapter 32: Who's the Master
"You're bullying me for not having any money now, right?"
Chen Hanfeng smiled with a hint of ridicule: "Yes, I will bully you, classmate, what can you do to me?"
The second master said: "It's really an uncle to be rich." ”
Qingsheng further added: "The one who has no money is the uncle." ”
One hand raised his right hand: "Report Sister Feng, I have something to say." ”
The face of the love saint was seriously distorted: "Dead fat, evil is not disgusting, call Sister Feng Sister Feng, Sister Feng, return Sister Feng!"
"What do you want to say?"
"I think that the dog is the most faithful friend of man, the most spiritual friend, it can make us feel the harmony and love of the world, it can ......"
The second master punched him over and smashed it on his shoulder: "Fatty, what do you want to say? ”
With a heavy dantian and a light weight, it seems that he wants to say it loudly, but he is very delicate, like a girl, he said: "Actually, I just want to be a shovel officer, the boss is unwilling to do it, I will scatter." ”
In the living room, even the dog next to him widened his eyes.
The second master was righteous and awe-inspiring: "Fat man, you traitor! You are worse than the behavior of the love saint last night! We need to..."
Chen Hanfeng snorted and said with a smile: "What do you need?"
Qingsheng first chased the fat man and kicked, and immediately ran to the dog's side, and Qingsheng hurriedly braked.
He turned around, and the justice just now was gone, and the laughter was scary.
"I'm coming, I'm coming, we're just joking, in fact, I can also be a shovel officer, I'm cleaner than a shovel, the fat man said it well, dogs are people's friends, I think, I need to spend some time communicating with this dog brother, I don't know if Sister Feng can give a chance?"
Chen Hanfeng looked at him, and after three seconds, he looked at the second master.
The second master is a person who understands the truth, and said: "Soldiers can be killed, but they cannot be humiliated, I will never be a shovel officer." ”
Liu San wanted to laugh, but couldn't laugh, Chen Hanfeng suddenly laughed: "Fatty, you stay, Brother Hedgehog, and this second master, you, get out." ”
Qingsheng said: "This is not fair!"
Chen Hanfeng picked up the fruit knife on the table and turned it in his hand.
Seeing this, Qingsheng hurriedly said: "Okay, we'll also help you work, can you go later?"
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I have to leave before nine o'clock in the evening, I have something to do, let's go. ”
Chen Hanfeng threw the fruit knife on the table, picked up a Sydney, put on his backpack, and went straight out.
As soon as the eldest sister left, the second master looked down on your face, and said: "I really can't get used to it, I really can't get used to it, what about our dignity, what about our grandfather's temperament, fatty, come here, promise not to beat you." ”
The leader hid far away, and smiled: "Those who do big things, we must know how to endure humiliation, we must see the situation clearly, everything has a sequence, I came in, things are not half the success, our ultimate goal is not to live in, we should thank this dog." ”
The second master felt a toothache: "Fatty, when did you become so sharp-toothed, boss, you say, should this fat man be beaten." ”
The love saint interjected: "I think the fat man's roundabout tactics of wanting to capture and indulge are feasible, he is smarter than us, look at it, envy that, people have already moved in." ”
The second master rolled his eyes and scolded: "Huang Shu, you wall grass, you said yesterday that this is a conspiracy, how can you say it, and now it will change again?"
Qingsheng said seriously: "Hehe, I don't understand, the reason why we don't see the conspiracy now, we need to stay and find out where the conspiracy is, no, the conspiracy theory, it seems to be said by the fat man, boss, you also said it, it's probably a trap, isn't it?"
The second master suddenly bit his fingers.
Liu Sanguan smiled and asked, "What are you doing, second uncle?" Are you trying to pull our IQ back to a three-year-old child?"
"No, no, no, I found a strange phenomenon, yesterday, was our thinking normal?"
Qingsheng said: "It's normal now, it's not normal for you to bite your fingers." ”
"No, as long as we see Chen Hanfeng, I feel that our thinking is a little disordered, you see, fat man, love saint, how disgusting, boss, what do you think?"
Liu Sanguan asked, "Is Chen Hanfeng beautiful?"
"Nice, nice bubbling. ”
"Tao Yuanyuan, Zhang Yixin, Lan Xiaoke, have you seen it?"
The second master asked, "What do you mean?"
"What kind of bullshit thinking disorder, one word is causing trouble, what word, don't you need me to say it, you see, look, what is the fat man doing?"
At this moment, the number one leader, like a detective, actually found dog food for the dog and is feeding the dog.
The love saint said solemnly;" I'll go, the fat man is fine!"
Liu Sanguan said: "Perhaps, we should learn from his spirit." ”
"What spirit?"
As he was talking, there was a squirming sound of opening the door at the door, and the door opened, it was Zhang Yixin, Tao Yuanyuan, and Lan Xiaoke.
The three of them were carrying suitcases, dressed as flight attendants, needless to say, just returned from work at the airport.
Zhang Yixin found the classmates in the room and said with a smile: "Xiaoguan, come and help me, help me look at my toes, it seems that there are barbs and they hurt me to death." ”
The second master was about to solemnly say to the love saint: I think it is worth it to endure humiliation like this.
Qingsheng had already greeted Tao Yuanyuan and helped Tao Yuanyuan carry the box.
The second master had nothing to do, so he stepped forward and said to Lan Xiaoke: "Hello, get to know me, my name is Du Xiaoxiang." ’
Lan Xiaoke was taking off his shoes, looked up and said, "Another fool, what's your name?"
"Du Xiaoxiang, loud sound. ”
"Got it...."
At this moment, Lan Xiaoke suddenly opened his hands, Du Xiaoxiang was excited, Mom, such an exciting way to meet, he also opened his arms.
Hula, Lan Xiaoke bypassed him and hugged another thing.
"Eight-claw, eight-claw, oh, eight-claw, I want to kill you....."
Lan Xiaoke hugged each other with Eight Paws, endlessly making out with Eight Paws, human mouths and dog mouths, and the sound of the horn and horn.
The second master looked embarrassed, Liu Sanguan, and the love saint tried his best to laugh.
"Boss, I envy that dog, really. People are born of people, dogs are born of dogs, why would I envy a dog?"
Qingsheng came up and whispered: "I have the opposite opinion with you, I don't envy it at all, we have to take action, I think, this dog must die, otherwise, I can't live in." ”
"The hero sees the same thing, I think the first step of the new plan is to do it, well, boss, the boss really helped Tao Yuanyuan pick a barb?"
Qingsheng pushed the second master away and walked to the sofa: "Yuanyuan, the boss's injury is not healed yet, he can't do heavy work, my eyes are one point six, but it's okay, why don't I come?"
Tao Yuanyuan said in a snort: "Okay, come on, after picking the barbs, help me pinch my feet, I'm tired." ”
At the door, the second master looked at everything in the living room with a complicated expression, Liu Sanguan stepped forward and said, "Master, Lan Xiaoke, how is it?"
"Beautiful!"
Liu Sanguan patted his chest: "Okay, I'll give her to you, work hard." ”
"How can I try?"
"You can learn from the fat man, he is the master of picking up girls, we are all looking away, look, the fat man is making coffee for Zhang Yixin, think about it, think about it, this is still the fat man in the dormitory. ”
The second master nodded fiercely, Lan Xiaoke finished making love with the eight claws, and also went to the water dispenser to drink water, and when he saw it, the paper cup was gone.
"Xiaoguan, the paper cup is gone, go to the supermarket and buy some. ”
Liu Sanguan glanced at the second master lightly, and the second master immediately pulled out his legs and went to the supermarket.