Chapter 35 Being a Man?
The farmer looked at Shen Fei like a monster, and after a while, he asked, "You're not a fool?"
Shen Fei couldn't cry or laugh, but it was difficult to suppress the excitement of turning back into a human in his voice, "How can I be a fool!"
The farmer's eldest brother jumped away and went around to the other side of the motorcycle, Shen Fei was a little confused, what does this mean?
The shrubs around Shen Fei were all thorny, and they would be pricked if they moved slightly, and the snakeskin bag was useless, and the sharp thorns were pierced all at once.
As soon as he stepped down the green belt, the farmer's eldest brother held a weighing stone with his left hand as if he was about to throw a shot put, and pointed at him with his right hand holding a weighing rod, "Don't come here! Hurry up! Fall in love with wherever you go!"
A few bear children who were still surrounding the neighborhood were also babbling as if they wanted to eliminate harm for the people.
Seeing that the people entering and leaving the gate of the community began to pay attention to this side, Shen Fei felt that it was really inappropriate to continue to stay here, and it was even more inappropriate to wrap the snakeskin bag covered with peach hair around his body, it was too itchy!
Shen Fei looked at the surrounding environment, turned around and left, and heard the voice of the farmer's eldest brother in his ears: "You children, you don't know what it means to be scared if you haven't suffered a loss, do you know how dangerous it was just now?
"No, it was said on TV that a madman beats someone, and his parents want to take money to send people to the hospital. ”
"Ahh......h Forget it, it doesn't matter who takes the money, the key is that you hurt yourself and suffer, do you know?"
"Uncle, you told us that he was a fool, and you told that fool that he was not a fool, and now you say that he is a madman, isn't a fool the same as a madman?"
"Of course it's different, a fool is a two-hundred-and-five, a madman has a bit of a brain than a fool, but his brain is not normal, and he still thinks it's quite normal, just like the one just now, I don't think it's wrong to go out with a bare ass, and I look down on fools. The worst thing is that the madman said that if you hit someone, you will hit someone, so you are defenseless, last time my head was ......"
Shen Fei listened to his high-level arguments, and couldn't help but complain that he was scared by the madmen in his village, right?
Shen Fei subconsciously walked faster and faster, and the sound behind him became more and more inaudible, but the discomfort under his feet became heavier and heavier, and his head and body were also uncomfortably sunburned.
Looking down, because of the high sun, the asphalt road has begun to soften due to the sun, how can it be comfortable to step on it and be hot and sticky?
There was a public green space not far in front of him, where a small area of low landscape trees was planted, and Shen Fei decided to go to the shade of the tree to cool off for a while and think about what to do next.
As soon as Shen Fei bent down and walked into the shade of the tree, he made eye contact with the men and women who were doing shameful things when he heard the sound!
The woman opened her mouth and scolded: "Shameless!"
Shen Fei laughed angrily at her, this is a public green space on the side of the road, thinking it is your private garden?
The man with the sharp beak and monkey cheeks scolded, "Why do you dare to laugh at a fool running around the world with snakeskin bags?
He grabbed half a bottle of mineral water and threw it over, and Shen Fei hurriedly dodged it.
He grabbed the crumpled toilet paper again and threw it over, and Shen Fei narrowly avoided it again.
Shen Fei, who originally wanted to turn around and leave, couldn't help but feel cold, and the mineral water was just enough, and this thing in the back was resolutely unbearable!
Shen Fei glanced around, and a flash of inspiration!
Thinking of the words of the farmer brother just now, he made a gesture of gearing up and approached them viciously.
The sharp-mouthed man got up and stepped back in fright, and the woman hurriedly covered the key parts and stood up and leaned over, "Why are you so cowardly? Don't you dare to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire for me? Being scared like this by a fool?"
"Are you stupid too? Let me fight a fool? Don't say that he doesn't care about my life or death, I'm afraid that I don't have the brain to think about my own life or death, how dare I make a dead move? If I really win, I won't have face, and if I lose, I will be beaten for nothing!"
Shen Fei couldn't help but want to give him a "popular science" about the peasant brother's high theory about fools and madmen, and torture them psychologically for a while. Thinking about it, it didn't seem to be interesting, and it seemed that they had achieved the goal of not daring to fight for their clothes when they took them.
That's right, Shen Fei's purpose was the t-shirt and big shorts of that sharp-mouthed man!
Otherwise, what will you do when you return to Tumon's living room?
He walked over and picked up the T-shirt and put it on his body. The sharp-mouthed man didn't have any flesh on him, and his T-shirt was a little tight, but he was barely able to wear it.
Then he picked up his big shorts and turned to the two stunned men and women, "Turn your face away!"
The sharp-mouthed man blurted out, "You don't look like a fool!"
Shen Fei felt that he should give him "popular science" at this time, "How can I be a fool? You dare to look down on us crazy people! Although we crazy people have abnormal brains, they have brains more than fools! The most crucial difference is that we dare to beat people to death when we say that if we beat people, do fools dare? Believe it or not, I will slap you off three ribs! Turn your face away!"
The man's anger was swept away at once, and he hurriedly pulled the woman around.
Shen Fei untied the snakeskin bag around his waist and threw it aside, slapped the big shorts a few times on his body where he might have peach hair, and then shook the big shorts vigorously and put them on his body.
As for underwear and shoes, Shen Fei resolutely refused to borrow them, preferring to walk barefoot and find a place to buy them.
Money, of course, is not a problem, because he has a wallet in the pocket of his shorts, so he will not have no money to buy shoes and underwear, and if he is rich, he can buy a new dress.
Shen Fei didn't feel guilty about this, so he dared to throw the crumpled toilet paper over at the man, and it was funny that he didn't throw the snakeskin bag covered with peach fur on their underwear!
And most importantly, it's in a dream! It's in a dream! It's in a dream!
It's not really robbing other people's clothes and money!
Shen Fei took out his wallet, "Oh, this must be almost twenty Grandpa Mao, right?"
He took it out and looked at it, stunned for a moment, it was also a currency value of 100, but the pattern was different, fake?
But he quickly reacted, presumably due to the parallel time and space, the coins have also changed, I wonder if the purchasing power is the same?
He recalled the pet grooming price list that was clearly marked in the idler's pet shop, and the items he knew seemed to be similar to his original time and space.
At this moment, the mobile phone rang very suddenly, which scared Shen Fei a lot!
The sharp-mouthed man turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw that Shen Fei was flipping with his wallet, he turned around in a hurry and stretched out his hand to point at Shen Fei, "Hey! Don't go too far! That's all my belongings, you really dare to take that money away, I really dare to fight with you!"
Shen Fei calculated for a while, took out one first, let it go, and floated to the ground, "This one, keep it for you to open a room, don't mess around outside in the future, it will teach bad children." ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense? It's just that, where are you going to open a room?"
"You just have a little possessions, what else do you put up? You want to go to the presidential suite? Is this money enough?"
The sharp-mouthed man choked and stopped talking, looking at the stack of money with straight eyes.
Shen Fei took out two more sheets, let them go, and floated to the ground, "These two are left for you to buy clothes." ”
"You told me to wear briefs to the mall?"
Shen Fei glanced at him, "Don't you know that there is a magical creature called the takeaway brother?" As long as you order food and add notes, there is nothing that can't be bought for you by the way." ”
Shen Fei took out ten more sheets, let go of his hand, and floated to the ground, "Fools and madmen are all poor people, it's not that they don't understand anything all the time, don't call fools and madmen in front of them in the future, if they hear being called stupid and crazy when they are sober, it is very painful in their hearts." These ten are left for you to give love. ”
The sharp-mouthed man suddenly pointed at Shen Fei with his hand, "In front of them, when they are sober, you are a fake madman! Hurry up and put down your wallet for me and get out! Otherwise, I will call someone to call the police!"
Shen Fei couldn't help but be a little surprised, when Du Meng and Ning Chao communicated, he once said that the rigor of logic was weakened when dreaming, and reasoning would be restricted, so the reaction of that peasant brother made him feel very normal.
But this sharp-mouthed man is just a passer-by in someone else's dream, how can he react so quickly? Is it stricter than the logical thinking of the peasant brother! I would have known that I had pulled a few coins to walk, and what kind of feeling did I enjoy to become a human being?
But when things came to this point, it was impossible to go back and start over, and Shen Fei didn't want to really clash with them, because he had already realized that the pain he felt in this dream was exactly the same as in reality, and even the wounds on his body that were cut by the small thorns on the bushes would actually appear!
Therefore, Shen Fei flashed the muscles on his arm and looked at him with pitiful eyes, "Are you really stupid, don't you know what it means to be a while?" I said it all, fools and madmen don't understand anything all the time, there are times when they are sober. I'm just sober now, and I'm going to say to them, do you have an opinion? Can I take what you just meant to mean that you wanted me to beat me up? Just think I'm still going crazy. ”
The sharp-mouthed man looked at his small thin arm like a hemp rod, snorted a few times, and did not dare to respond.
Shen Fei took the remaining five pieces of money in his hand and shook it, and threw his wallet on the ground, "You made me see things that I shouldn't see and dirty my eyes, these five pieces are the spiritual pollution fees you paid me, right?"
Seeing that he had only taken five, the sharp-mouthed man felt that there was no need to fight hard, and turned his face to the side angrily.
The woman was unwilling, "It's shameless! let you see things you shouldn't see, it's good to confiscate your framing fee!"
The goal was achieved, Shen Fei didn't have to escalate the conflict if he had nothing to do, in case it really started, it would be boring, ignored her words, turned around and walked out.
With clothes on his body, Shen Fei suddenly felt that he could raise his chest and raise his head, the sky was bluer, the grass was greener, the flowers were more fragrant, and the hot sun was much softer.
Shen Fei had just walked forward not far before he heard a sharp-mouthed man's angry roar coming from the shade of the tree: "What a wicked sect! Why was someone interrupted at a critical moment? And then I couldn't do it? Who did I provoke whom? Moldy at home! God! I have nothing to love! You can take me quickly! A thunderbolt will kill me!"
A dazzling arc of lightning suddenly lit up in the eye-catching air, like a shocking sword stabbing down quickly, and like a dazzling meteor falling to the ground quickly!
"Click"!
Thunder and explosion!
A woman's scream came from the shade of the tree!
Shen Fei was stunned for a moment, and shook his head, which was still roaring, what does it mean? The sharp-mouthed man wants Lei Lei to arrive? Isn't this the dream of the peasant brother? Is it this sharp-mouthed man?
But in most cases, the conspicuous position of the projection is not the image of the dreamer himself or the perspective of the dreamer, so it is a bit strange for the peasant brother to appear in the conspicuous position of the projection, is it the field periphery that the sharp-mouthed man specially presets for himself?
Before he could confirm what was going on, he felt that the sky was spinning, the sky was dark, and the sky was falling!
When he felt stable, everything around him changed.
He looked left and right at the dream projection, only the place where he was was dim, and not far from his front was the stunned Amy, Erqin and Honey Pot!
Seeing him look over, Amy, Erqin, and Honeypot were all a little panicked and retreated again and again.
Shen Fei suddenly felt that his waist was stiff, and he turned back into a human, and sure enough, he had a huge deterrent effect on these guys!
At this moment, he finally confirmed, it was indeed the dream of a sharp-mouthed man!
That's why the sharp-mouthed man has the ability to get to Lei Lei, but he was killed by thunder in a dream, and it is estimated that he was directly scared awake, and the dream projection disappeared.
Fortunately, the sharp-mouthed man didn't realize that he could do whatever he wanted in his dreams, otherwise he would suffer a big loss!
Shen Fei suddenly felt that something was wrong!
Compared to the projection on the left and right, compared to Amy, Erqin and the honey pot, why do you feel that the angle of your gaze is not right?
He hurriedly looked down and took a closer look, it was good on the carpet in Dumon's living room, but he turned back into a chameleon!
The garment is gone!
He immediately understood, it was just someone else's dream, how could he bring out the clothes?
Although he didn't understand how he turned back into a human in someone else's dream, the current situation ruthlessly showed that as long as he came out of the dream, he would automatically turn back into a chameleon!
Being a human being? That can only be in someone else's dream!