It's hot.

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Zhan put the thermometer outdoors and measured the temperature to 38 degrees.

You must know that this is the mountain behind Yuquan Mountain, a summer resort in people's minds.

It's so hot in the mountains, I can't imagine what the city has become.

Lu Zhan took out his mobile phone to check the weather.

Weather forecast, Tangcheng 41 degrees today.

Lu Zhan estimated that it must be more than 41 degrees. It should be around 43,44 degrees.

It's been unusually hot this year.

You must know that in previous years, the temperature in Tangcheng generally hovered around 35 degrees and never exceeded 40 degrees.

Everyone shouted that they couldn't stand such a high temperature.

And this year, it's not so hot in one city and one place, it's so hot in the whole country.

The hottest news on the Internet now is how to escape the heat, and netizens have invented ways to escape the heat.

On the news on the phone, all kinds of pictures.

Some netizens directly locked themselves in the refrigerator.

Some netizens simply bought a large wooden barrel and soaked themselves in the barrel.

More netizens have air conditioners on at home 24 hours a day, watching electricity bills rise gradually. It feels like it's only been a few days, and the electricity bill that just rushed is gone.

There are also many netizens who live in the dormitory, the dormitory conditions are limited, there is no air conditioning, and it has become a pancake.

Netizens complained about the damn weather on the Internet, and at the same time they were having fun. Hoping for a heavy rain to wash away the summer heat.

During the day, there are hardly any people on the streets.

It is only after the sun goes down that people come out for a walk.

Drip!

A news pops up on the phone.

Lu Zhan didn't care, he glanced at it very casually, and was attracted to it.

Someone in Yangcheng died suddenly of heat stroke.

There are people in the seaside city who swim in the sea, are sunburned and peeling, and their condition is extremely serious and life-threatening.

In several cities, electricity consumption has exceeded the peak of previous years, and the pressure on power supply has doubled, so power outages can only be achieved in different periods and regions. Due to the power outage, the elderly died suddenly at home.

Lu Zhan stared at the news on his mobile phone, very surprised. There were so many news of sudden deaths due to high temperatures all at once, as if they had been promised.

You must know that before the news, the reports about the high temperature have been calm.

For the hot weather, the people of the whole country are also optimistic about coping. The big deal is to complain a few times on the Internet.

All of a sudden, so many news of sudden death in high temperature came out, it must be that something happened.

Lu Zhan quit the mobile news and logged in to the APP.

The APP forum is becoming more and more lively, and the number of online users has exceeded one million at the moment, and it is rushing towards two million.

The posts pinned to the top of the forum are all related to high temperatures.

opened one casually, and I saw netizens complaining, complaining, and worrying about all kinds of things.

"The weather is too abnormal this year, will it be related to the revival of Reiki? ”

"It must have something to do with Reiki revival. This year has been hot all over the world. Ah San watched the news and thousands of people died. ”

"We have a neighborhood here, and the police came to the police this morning, saying that someone was dead, and they were killed by heat. ”

"It's terrible!

"What can be done with high temperatures, it is nothing more than to increase the amount of power supply, install air conditioning in every household, and try not to work outdoors. ”

"Tutoring in the third year of high school, hot into a dog. I don't want to read anymore. ”

"I was reviewing at school to prepare for the graduate school entrance examination, and on such a hot day, I didn't want to read. Sitting in the dormitory, blowing on the fan, or a few minutes of stinky sweat. ”

"Turn on the air conditioning. ”

"Air conditioning is not installed in every place. ”

"Drinking chrysanthemum tea can prevent heatstroke. ”

"Chrysanthemum tea has a limited effect, and it feels like it has no effect after drinking. ”

"Always have Huoxiang Zhengqi water, ten drops of water, wind oil essence and other medicines. ”

"Regarding the revival of Reiki, doesn't the government have anything to say?"

"Greetings to the editor, you come out for me, and promise not to kill you. ”

"The editor is hidden. ”

"It would be nice to have a special drink to cool off the heat. ”

"Do you want to prevent heat stroke? ”

"The Jade Emperor Pavilion has come out to advertise again!

The Jade Emperor Pavilion is really good at rubbing the heat.

When Reiki listings are hot, they start the business of looking at Reiki listings.

Now that the weather is hot, everyone has a great demand for medicine to escape the heat, and Yuhuangge has launched a beverage business.

Lu Zhan flipped through the post, and sure enough, at the top of the forum, he saw an advertisement for the Jade Emperor Pavilion.

"Are you worried that chrysanthemum tea can't prevent heat stroke, Huo Xiang Zhengqi water can't relieve heat stroke? Are you worried that the weather will get hotter and hotter? With the Jade Emperor Pavilion, we will solve all this for you. Yuhuang Pavilion has recently launched a special effect chrysanthemum tea for preventing heatstroke and relieving heatstroke, and you deserve it. ”

Netizens left messages under the advertising post.

“666！”

"Rubbing the heat, I only serve the Jade Emperor Pavilion. ”

"Who wrote the advertising copy? Spicy Chicken! I guessed that it must have been written by the post-80s generation. Jade Emperor Pavilion, next time you want to advertise, find me to write copywriting, 20% off. ”

"What's wrong with the post-80s? Eat your food, or drink your water?"

"The post-80s generation is not very good, it is old-fashioned, old-fashioned, and not enterprising. ”

"You're old-fashioned, your whole family is old-fashioned. ”

"As a post-90s generation, let me be fair, the overall feeling of the post-80s generation is that they are dull and have no innovative thinking at all. ”

That's too absolute. And today, the post-80s generation is tomorrow for your post-90s. ”

"Knock on the blackboard, look here! We are discussing the Jade Emperor Pavilion, and people with ulterior motives should not stir up disputes between the two generations. ”

"Jade Emperor Pavilion, how much is your chrysanthemum tea, as well as the special effect wind oil essence?"

Jade Emperor Pavilion: "Fifty-one bottles of chrysanthemum tea, 500 ml." One hundred and one boxes of wind oil essence. ”

"It's so expensive!"

"The Jade Emperor Pavilion must be poor and crazy. ”

"Jade Emperor Pavilion, do you have the qualifications to produce medicines? You can't be the legendary black workshop. ”

Jade Emperor Pavilion: "The Jade Emperor Pavilion is by no means a black workshop, we have filed a case in the Special Investigation Bureau. Moreover, our chrysanthemum tea and wind oil essence are all artificially made, and the quantity is limited, so you should buy it as soon as possible. Don't buy and don't trick-or-treat. ”

"Hahaha......"

"Suddenly I feel that the Jade Emperor Pavilion is so cute!"

"Cute fart, big shopkeeper. ”

"Capable shops have a big temper. I decided to buy two bottles and try them out and when I could send them out. ”

Jade Emperor Pavilion: "Place an order before five o'clock, and send it by express on the same day." ”

"Is there an invoice?"

Jade Emperor Pavilion: "You have to pay your own tax on the invoice, and the tax rate is 5%. ”

Lu Zhan silently withdrew from the forum, entered the trading page, and gave His Excellency the Jade Emperor a single, two bottles of chrysanthemum tea, and a box of wind oil essence.

It's not that Lu Zhan needs to prevent heatstroke, he wants to see if there is any merit in the things made by the Jade Emperor Pavilion.

"Call Lu Daoyou, is Daoyou there?"

Wang Zhenren, the head of the Jade Emperor Pavilion, sent a private message to Lu Zhan.

The cultivation world knew that the kitchen god was Lu Zhan's online account, and as soon as the Jade Emperor Pavilion received the order from the kitchen god, he immediately reported it to the head Wang Zhenren.

"I'm here! Wang Daoyou's business is booming!"

Wang Zhenren was a little embarrassed, and the Jade Emperor Pavilion gave people the feeling that he was not doing his job properly, thinking about business all day long.

Wang Zhenren sent a message, "The landlord's family has no surplus grain, and if we don't want to open the source, the Jade Emperor Pavilion will drink the northwest wind! We are not as rich as the Nanling Sect, and the geographical location is unique. We can only keep up with the current hot spots and seek well-being for the people. ”

Lu Zhan laughed, Wang Zhenren would really put gold on the face of the Jade Emperor Pavilion.