Chapter 2 Performance is at the bottom
Zheng Xian was bitten by the chef on the neck, and at this moment, a gunshot rang out, and the head of the cook biting Zheng Xian's neck was like a tomato falling from the sixth floor, bursting open, bright red minced meat, pink-white bone residue, and tender white brain flowers splashed everywhere.
Tong Yi, who was kicked out of the city by Zheng Xian's whip leg, was still in mid-air, but the gun in his hand slammed again, and there was another bang, and the cook's lumbar vertebrae burst into a ball of blood, the lumbar vertebrae are the central area of the Heaven and Earth Bridge, and this place is broken, then the Heaven and Earth Bridge will definitely be destroyed, and this monk will have no attack power at all.
Everything happens in an instant and ends in an instant.
Zheng first kicked away the corpse of the cook whose head was already thin on him, and got up from the ground with his neck covered, at this time his neck was dripping with blood, and a big round tooth mark was deeply embedded in his neck, fortunately, Tong Yi's shot came in time and did not hurt the artery, and if it was a little later, maybe what the situation would be.
In fact, Zheng Xian was not only drenched in blood on his neck, but his whole body was covered with blood at this time, and his head was still stuck with red and white plus broken bones, which made Zheng Xian look like a blood gourd!
Tong Yi rushed up at this time and kicked the cook's corpse fiercely, and was about to kick it again, but Zheng Xian pulled him away, and a dead man couldn't deal with him!
Tong Yi looked at the wound on Zheng Xian's neck with some embarrassment, Zheng Xian took out an alcohol cotton to wipe the wound, and sprayed a layer of biogel on the wound with a can of spray, which can seal the wound while reducing inflammation and sterilization, and also heal the wound.
Seeing Tong Yi's embarrassed gaze, Zheng Xian smiled, patted Tong Yi on the shoulder and said, "Can I eat that kick?"
Seeing that Zheng Xian didn't blame him, Tong Yi couldn't help but smile and rub his numb arm and brag: "Your soft kick is as strong as I can hit ten feet hard! It's not me who bragging, the girl I looked for for you is definitely plump breasts and buttocks, the upper and lower three holes are tender and boundless, keep you comfortable, and taste good......"
Zheng Xian disdainfully pushed Tong Yi's arm on his shoulder away and said, "Those demonic women should save it, I have to pinch my nose and hide away for nothing." ”
Tong Yi said disdainfully: "If you are young and don't have a girl, you deserve to be masturbated for a lifetime!"
This is not the first time Zheng Xian has saved Tong Yi's life, so the short-tempered Tong Yi is desperately willing to be commanded by an eighteen-year-old young man.
At this time, the woman's mechanical voice sounded again in the headphones of the two people: "Please note that the global vitality detection system shows that a large number of unconventional vitality forces have been found near the Black Mountain Pass in the Taihang Mountains, according to the attenuation speed, this time the immortal cultivator is B-level, please all the members of the office who have no urgent tasks to go out and fight together, the weapon cabin has been fully opened, please bring enough weapons! Again, the other party is a B-level immortal cultivator......"
In the State Bureau of Religious Affairs, only the eight offices of the six divisions of their business are not iron rice bowls, except for the nutrition subsidy of 5,000 yuan per month, there is basically no basic salary, and the income is calculated completely according to the business volume, if the business volume is too low, the natural life is not easy, of course, if the business volume is good, then the income is still very considerable!
A B-level immortal cultivator is worth 1 million, and a B-level immortal cultivator who has eaten people starts at 2 million, with an upper limit of 4 million. Zheng Xian had never seen a B-level immortal cultivator who had never eaten a person.
And C-level immortal cultivators are worthless, one is only 100,000, and the starting price of 500,000 has eaten people, Zheng Xian has also caught many C-level immortal cultivators, but it is the first time that he can only get a bounty of 100,000.
There are two levels of D and E under the C level, and the price is even more pitiful, and it is basically a box lunch money.
This is done in order to keep the offices running efficiently, so that the people in the offices will not be like other functional departments of the government, so as soon as there is 'business', the people in each office are as excited as if they have taken an aphrodisiac. In fact, the essence of the office members of the Sixth Division of Operations is bounty hunters, temporary workers who work for the country, but have no formal establishment, and carry their own mines when something happens.
Zheng Xian's office is most lacking now is big business, in fact, the amount of business they have completed this year is not small, it can even be said that they are quite diligent, the number of business done by two people is a little more than a fully staffed office, but these businesses are all D-level immortal cultivators, C-level are rare, and it is not easy to catch one and it is still a grass-eater, drinking cold water is not only stuffed with teeth, but even the throat is stuffed, dozens of such small shrimp are not worth a B-level immortal cultivator!
Zheng Xian hurriedly walked to the faucet in the office to flush the blood and bone residue on his head, and then called the aftermath team to clean up the dirty things while wiping his head, and hurriedly walked out of the office.
"Director, B-level, B-level, this time you have to hurry, you can't go forward a few times, we rushed to it but have been arrested by others, if we catch him, it will be enough for the two of us to eat for half a year! Tong Yi said excitedly, his voice buzzing back and forth in the empty corridor.
At this time, a few people came out from the other side of the corridor, all of them were full of fierce atmosphere, in the words of the past, they were all good men, in the words of the present, they were full of villains and hooligans, such guys walked on the street, and everyone had to walk around, and they didn't dare to look at it.
However, there is also an outlier among them, a pair of peach blossom eyes on a white face, and I thought it was a graceful woman at first glance.
The man who looked like a boy and a woman fanned his finger on his lips and chuckled: "Who should I be talking about catching B-level locusts, it turned out to be the seventh office with the most in the sixth division of the business, tsk, other offices can carry out at least dozens of businesses a year, and capture one or two B-level locusts, and the seventh office seems to have caught three C-level locusts in a whole year, but ah, there are a lot of D-level and E-class locusts, more than forty." That's amazing!"
Next to this boy and girl, there is a bearded man with a fat body, a face like a basin and a body like a tank, a mouth showing two rows of big gold teeth, ten big gold rings on his hands, and the gold chains around his neck can be used to tie the mastiff, and the golden light is shining all over his body, and one hand pinched the buttocks of the man with a male and female appearance, and let out a buzzing laugh: " If I want Lao Zhang to say, the two of them are specialized in picking up rags, and when they see locusts with some strength, they hide from afar and become a shrunken turtle, and when they see those guys who we don't look down on and are not dangerous, they turn into shit-eating dogs and pounce on them and bite them hard......!
The peach-eyed man who was pinched his buttocks showed a coquettish look, and glared at the human-shaped vat who called himself Lao Zhang with disgust, but it was okay not to stare at this glance, this stare showed all the strong affection and sweetness of the two of them. The strong man is naturally called Zhang Nu, and the peach-eyed one is called Yun Dove, the former does not know the way, and the latter is obviously a pseudonym!
The skin of the cloud dove looks whiter and more tender than that of a young girl, and it is said that the maintenance fee on the skin is more than 300,000 yuan every month, and the voice is slightly sharp when she speaks, and the female with a sour tooth does not have the hobby to hear that the ears are going to burst out of the chicken corn, but if it is a person in the same way, this cloud dove is simply a gift from God!
Yun Jiu blinked a pair of peach blossom eyes and looked at Zheng Xian vigorously, and said sarcastically with a smile: "I said, the broom star that killed everyone in the entire office, there are still two months before the year-end meeting, it is estimated that after this year, the existence of the seventh office will not be seen next year, come and come, everyone will take a few more looks, and after the New Year, you will never see this broom star again......!
"Huh, Director Zheng, why are you covered in blood? What's wrong with your neck? I heard that you just caught a once-in-a-lifetime C-class locust that has never eaten a human before, could it be that you were so embarrassed by that vegetarian C-class locust?" Zhang Nu suddenly smiled strangely, and shouted angrily.
Zheng Xian's catch of a vegetarian C-level immortal cultivator had just been identified, and it was known so quickly, and it didn't take a thought to know that the Dao was spread by Xia Qing as a joke.
Tong Yi's temper is more irritable, listening to this pair of sarcastic ridicule from you and me, a pair of eyes gradually turned red, and an old dragon with pigeon blood lines on his head faintly began to emerge, Tong Yi usually has a bad mouth, and there are so many words that people want to sew his mouth shut, but when he really does it, Tong Yi never opens his mouth to speak, and he is about to rush up as soon as his body moves, but he is pulled by Zheng Xian, who has a prescient mind!
No matter how angry they are, what the other party said is the truth, the seventh office has been at the bottom of several performance evaluations in the department in the past two years, if they don't make some performance this year, presumably their office will really have to be laid off at the end of the year, becoming the first office to be eliminated among the six business divisions.
Zheng Xian is sarcastic and ridiculed in the sixth division of this business, he always does not say a word, his temperament can be called surprisingly able to endure humiliation, of course, this is a good thing to say, if it is not good, it is cowardice, only Tong Yi knows that Zheng Xian is not cowardly, Zheng Xian is just used to speaking with facts, and is unwilling to say it with his mouth!
"Wu Feng, don't forget, you are also from the Seventh Office!" Tong Yi looked at the pair of men behind him and shouted coldly. is the most disgusting for the traitor Tong Yi, and others laugh at them, this traitor is actually standing aside with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, which is really annoying!
Among the six divisions of business, there are a total of eight offices, which are arranged in order before and after the establishment, the oldest qualification is naturally the first office, the second office, and so on, but with the introduction of performance appraisal, it is no longer good to talk about qualifications now, and the sixth division of the business has been established for 60 years, a stubble of the god hunter warriors have walked through, and the first office has long ceased to be the boss, everything depends on how the performance is, simply put, how many locusts have been captured, and what level of locusts have been captured.
Locusts are immortal cultivators, because they steal the power of vitality everywhere, and everywhere they pass is withered and yellow, leaving no grass, so these guys in the office call immortal cultivators in private!
Under normal circumstances, each office is a competitive relationship, so it is a shameful thing to move from one office to another, a traitor, and to be spurned.
But there are exceptions, Wu Feng jumped ship without the slightest criticism, the strength of an office is too poor, in this case, betrayal is also a matter of no way, after all, people go to high places, there is no income, and they have to be looked down upon, and they naturally can't stand this if they have the ability. What's more, Zheng Xian is a broom star, and he will be killed sooner or later if he stays in the office, and escaping is just to find a way out for himself.
Wu Feng didn't speak, his face was gloomy, he jumped directly from the seventh office at the bottom of the strength a year ago to the third office in the second place in strength, which can be regarded as a step to the sky, of course, this is also a statement of his own strength, otherwise he can't want him if he wants to change jobs, there are only a few people in an office, the overall strength is very important, and a weak guy will make the whole office unlucky. Especially for those who change jobs, the requirements are higher.
Wu Feng is close to thirty, his face is cold, his head is inch, his whole body is full of spirit and shrewdness, and his muscles are quite solid, he looks like an action star, revealing a sense of masculinity, but those eyes are a little more feminine because they are too shrewd.
Wu Feng said coldly: "Don't mention anything to me about the origin of the Seventh Office, that is my most unlucky experience, since this milky and dry little cub entered the office, he has not achieved anything all year round and has killed his four closest brothers, Tong Yi, I advise you to leave quickly, otherwise sooner or later you will be killed by this mourning star!"
Tong Yi's eyes widened, and he roared shamelessly, breaking away from the arm that Zheng Xian grabbed and was about to move forward, but Zheng Xian grabbed the arm again and dragged him away, "Our task is to catch that locust, not to waste time here!"
Zheng Xian pulled the angry Tong Yi into the elevator, and there were bursts of mocking laughter from behind, obviously Zheng Xian's non-argument once again confirmed Zheng Xian's cowardice in their impression.
Not far from the elevator is the special weapon cabin of the Seventh Office.
Zheng Xian took a deep breath and suppressed the evil fire in his heart, he is not a Buddha, he is ridiculed in front of him, and there is naturally anger rising in his heart, he is only eighteen years old, the young man is not an old man who has no fireworks, but has experienced many things, and can hide that jump out of irritability, Zheng Xian understands very well that in the various offices of the sixth division of the business, only performance is the capital to speak, and they only have the share of holding their breath at the bottom of their performance, and if they have the ability to catch this locust today, they can naturally raise their eyebrows, and no one will laugh at them anymore。 In this well-behaved world, it is useless to have a hard fist, even if Zheng first beats those people and beats them like dogs, they will not be respected, and achievement is the best means to win respect! A guy who is so strong that he has no boundaries but always can't win against others is not a legend, but just a laughing stock!
The battle weapon cabin is a spherical egg, and this battle weapon cabin in the seventh office has ten positions, but now there are only Zheng Xian and Tong Yi, which seems to be empty.
The contents displayed in the weapon bay are very simple, only a pair of armor with a jet device on the back, this armor completely envelops the Hunter warrior, the whole body is full of sharp metallic luster, and every joint is applied with complex technology, but it will definitely not affect the movement when worn on the body.
Wearing this set of battle suits called high-pressure jet armor, they became god hunters who could compete with immortal cultivators!
Not everyone can become a hunter, the first and most important thing is to match this high-pressure jet armor, this high-pressure jet armor is not something that anyone can apply when they wear it, and it is not a simple thing to be able to apply it freely!
It involves a lot of nerve connection problems, to be able to adapt to this set of armor requires some genetic advantages, but also the cooperation of acquired physique, at the same time, the most important point is that the desire to survive is strong, with a strong sense of survival, the best age for a god hunter warrior is fifteen to thirty years old, after the age of thirty, the survival idea begins to slowly fail, and it is no longer possible to wear this set of armor, so it is not uncommon for a god hunter warrior of Zheng Xian's age to be in the various offices of the sixth division of the business. After the age of thirty, the god hunter warrior will retire honorably, get a job in the government, become a full-time employee, marry a wife and have children, and live a carefree life. To put it bluntly, the government is more afraid of the leakage of the God Hunter Warrior, and will feed the God Hunter Warrior for the rest of his life. Another god hunter over the age of thirty, each of whom has experienced countless battles, and these experiences are also an asset.
There is a department called Dog Sniff in the Sixth Division of Business, which is specifically responsible for finding suitable candidates for the Hunter Warrior, and this work has been very difficult to carry out, so that the manpower of the Business Division has been in a state of shortage! It is precisely because of this that after the staff of the Seventh Office has been sharply reduced, only one Tong Yi has been added.
In the case of the one-child system, children are extremely expensive, and the children who are pampered in the family do not have that strong sense of survival at all, and it is difficult to control the high-pressure jet armor, so under normal circumstances, the hunter warriors are selected from orphans or prisoners.
Tong Yi is a street gangster, it is said that at the age of eleven he began to run rampant in the street market to collect protection money, at the age of seventeen he occupied the entire street, and more than 30 black bears under his command followed, and at the age of twenty-one, he killed a few people and was caught, and should have been sentenced to death, but because he could match the armor, he came here.
And Zheng Xian's background is more complicated, Zheng Xian's father and mother are both soldiers, or can be called spies, there was an accident when performing a mission in another country, since then the couple has disappeared, a spy has disappeared, then his fate is self-evident, the bad luck may rot in a stinky ditch, the lucky one may also be imprisoned in a place that will never see the light of day, of course, there are also double agents, get enough benefits and go away incognito, but this possibility is really small。
Those who live in the Sunshine World will never know what kind of darkness the Path hides in the shadow of the sun.
At that time, Zheng Xian was only ten years old, and Zheng Xian's only relative received no less than 100,000 yuan from Zheng Xian's parents every year to help take care of Zheng Xian.
Trust was shattered, and ten-year-old Zheng first found a chance to escape, and after a bumpy journey back to the city, he set a fire and burned all four of his family alive before disappearing.
Zheng Xianye has been outside for six years, and no one cares how he, a ten-year-old child, has survived in the past six years, in short, when Zheng Xian was sixteen years old, he was excavated from the border by the department of the Sixth Division of Business, joined the Sixth Division of Business, and after a little training, he captured a B-class locust in the first battle.