Chapter 230: Sarcasm
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The classmate whose nickname was Jiang was originally named Jin Zhuoer, and his classmates had been calling him by his original name, but one day in English class, the English teacher introduced the English name of the vegetable on it, and said the word "ginger" as he spoke, and the English teacher said that ginger was transliterated from "jinger" in English, and then a classmate shouted "Jin Zhuoer?", and after that, the nickname "ginger" was called by the classmates all the time.
"Hey, I said what are you guys muttering all the time over there, have you discussed it, I'm done with this fight, why are you still standing over there. Chen Nan lay on the bed, his legs crossed on the wooden board and shaking, looking at his phone while saying to them in a mocking tone.
"Okay, okay, let's do it, this time it's your own words, as long as you lose one out of five, you lose?" In case I heard it wrong, I want to confirm it again. ”
"Of course!" Chen Nan turned over on the bed, "I'm not wrong, you didn't hear it wrong, it's just that you forgot something?"
"Forgot what?" Zhang Zicheng frowned, his face a little embarrassed.
"Oh! I remembered!" Zhang Zicheng suddenly slapped his palm, "I haven't made a bet yet, have I!"
"It seems that you are not so happy that you have forgotten your roots!" After brushing the space dynamics and clicking on a few likes, Chen Nan twisted his neck and said to Zhang Zicheng.
"Say, we lost, what do you want?"
"I've thought about it a long time ago, if you lose, you don't need physical things, everyone shouts three times in front of the whole class in the class: Chen Nan is my father!, how about it?"
Zhang Zicheng's gaze lowered, his mouth pursed, and he almost couldn't help laughing.
"What's the matter?"
"What's so scared, I can't help but laugh out loud because I feel that you're so funny. Looking at Chen Nan who was so stupid but funny, Zhang Zicheng said with some tears and laughter, "People are not very powerful, and the tone is not small, I really don't understand how you came up with this bet, and let us call Dad, you can see if you can win us first." ”
"Isn't it best if you can't win? Not only do you not have to call Dad, but you also have good skin, isn't it?" Chen Nan spread his hands.
"That's fine. Zhang Zicheng wiped the tip of his nose, "You can't win anyway, so I'll accept you for the time being." ”
As he spoke, Zhang Zicheng twisted his neck behind him again, looked at the three people behind him and said, "You three, are you okay?"
"What can you say? This kid will only brag, do you think he can win five in a row, I don't think it's a class, as long as he wins, even if it's the whole school. Ginger said confidently.
"Yes, you can bet and see how we kill him. "Twist should also be with the Tao.
"Then it's decided!" Zhang Zicheng patted his chest and said.
"Are you sure you won't break the contract?"
"Break the contract, why break the contract? You win it first. ”
"And what if I win?"
"Alas. Zhang Zicheng shook his head, "You are a real toad who wants to eat swan meat, forget it," he took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, "This is my bank card, there are 100,000 yuan in the card, I will tell you the password now, if I regret it, you can take the card directly to the bank to withdraw money, how about it?"
With a very strong confidence, Zhang Zicheng handed the card to Chen Nan without hesitation, "If you don't believe it, I can check it in the text message to see if there are 100,000, and confirm the password." ”
Chen Nan took the card, looked at it, and then said as if he didn't value it: "Okay, although I don't lack this 100,000 yuan, but this money should already be a quota for you." ”
Chen Nan habitually put the card in his hand and flicked it a few times, and there was a "pop" sound on his palm.
"Hey, what are you doing, if you break the card, will you pay for it?" Zhang Zicheng pointed at Chen Nan and said angrily.
"Okay, okay, it'll make you have a hard choice between a bank card and calling daddy. ”
"Hmph!" Twist looked at Chen Nan with disdain, "Arrogant!"
When Chen Nan had nothing to do at home before, he lay on the sofa and played the king, when he was still a silver scumbag, and later through the "plug-in", the rank improved by leaps and bounds, and each game basically took five minutes to end the game, so that everyone else was confused.
And he rose directly from silver to star in only half a day, if he hadn't discovered the accident at that time, I'm afraid he would have been the first in the national rankings.
And at that time, because he was promoted too fast, the system also sent him a message: "Hello, because you used a third-party boosting platform to help score points, resulting in a huge disparity in strength between the two sides, which violated the principle of fairness, the system temporarily froze your account for three days." ”
Chen Nan also felt very helpless.
And the system didn't have time to seal him at all, three days after the unblocking, Chen Nan began to score points quickly, five minutes per game, five minutes per game, just one hour, he had already been on two large sections, and when the system found out that he was looking for a substitute training and wanted to ban him, he had already been on the stars.
Later, because of some important things, he didn't have time to play the king, but now, because he helped the police solve the case, he became a little famous in the city, so he was also called in by the school, which became much easier, and he played the king again.
"Come on, come on, I'm inviting you, come in quickly. Zhang Zicheng urged them and said.
"It's coming, it's coming. ”
The five people started to match, I have to say, the flow of people in the game of the king is really a lot, just less than a second, it has been successfully matched, Chen Nan thinks, LOL is the king of the scholars, if more than a dozen large regions are merged and formed into a district, why not wait for two or three minutes of ranking matching.
Chen Nan remembered that he had a friend who played in the education network area, he went to his friend's house to watch him play, just entered his room, and saw the picture on his computer screen, Chen Nan was simply stunned, and it had been three hours since he played an ordinary matching battle, Chen Nan asked him why it took so long, he said: "Three hours is less, if you play ranking, it is estimated that it will take seven or eight hours to match." ”
Chen Nan asked him why he didn't change his number to play, he said: "I can't bear to have so many skins, this is my hard work, I have spent nearly 10,000 yuan in this district, and I have feelings, how can you tell me to be willing to change the district." ”
Chen Nan thought about it and found that it was already his turn to choose a hero on the fifth floor.
"Hey, what are you thinking there, hurry up and choose, there's no time!!" Seeing that Chen Nan hadn't chosen a hero for a long time, Zhang Zicheng also raised his head in confusion, and found that Chen Nan was thinking about something in a daze, so he said to him anxiously.
"Drip, drip, drip" There are only three seconds left before Chen Nan chooses a hero.
"Hurry up and choose!!" Zhang Zicheng kicked his feet.
"Hey, hey, Wynn, why are you in such a hurry, aren't we expecting him to lose?"
"That's right!" Zhang Zicheng clapped his hands and jumped up happily, "This fool is so stupid, don't blame us this time." ”
Just when Chen Nan realized that there were two or three seconds left, he casually clicked on a hero, and then before he could see what he had chosen, he had already entered the loading interface.
"Hey, Chen Nan, what hero did you choose?" asked Zhang Zicheng.
"Well, I ordered it casually, and I went in without seeing it clearly. Chen Nan said with a wry smile.
"Hahahaha!" The four of them immediately laughed in unison, "You are really funny, you are a real person, you are a random hero, hahaha." ”
"What can you choose at random?" In the face of everyone's ridicule of him, Chen Nan didn't feel angry at all, but smiled proudly, "How do you know that you can't choose a hero I'm good at?"
At this time, they saw that Chen Nan actually randomly chose Ake.
"! Ake!" Chen Nan deliberately pretended to be surprised, his eyes wandered, and a hint of panic appeared on his face, "I'll rub, I won't play Ake! ”
Kicking his legs, Chen Nan threw his mobile phone on the bed and began to turn in circles in a hurry.
"Hey, you kid don't have confidence this time, it's really happy, I want to see how you can win us." Staring at Chen Nan weirdly and smiling, the four of them didn't look down at their mobile phones.
"Ake is an assassin-type jungler hero, people who play well carry the whole field, people who play poorly are ATMs, they are great gods when they get up, and they are wastes if they can't get up, and Ake is not suitable for walking the line, suitable for junglers, and the jungler has been robbed by me, I brought punishment, you can't rob me if you want to rob me, I want to see how you can win this time. Twist said proudly.
"I was thinking of choosing a big joe to pit you, but it seems that it's unnecessary now, just grab your wild monsters!" said ginger.
"Ahh
"Hmph, do it again, I'm afraid you're dreaming!" Zhang Zicheng immediately replied to him firmly.
"Huh?" Looking at the phone screen, Jiang felt a little puzzled, "Why do you still have Ake's night cat girl?" Raising his head, Jiang looked at Chen Nan with a hint of doubt.
"Rich and capricious, I bought all the skins in the store except for the limited ones, even if I don't play that hero, it's still okay to buy it to show off, who called me rich?" Chen Nan looked at the four of them with a noble attitude.
"This twist hurts, it's too ignorant, just a skin costs more than two hundred, people lol are not so expensive, even if it's expensive, it's so ugly, it feels better not to use it when I buy a Luban video game, twist pain can't be used up every day, and I want to pit us ordinary people, I don't care, but look at others, it's no wonder that many elementary school students on the news steal their parents' money because of buying skin, and then jump off the building to commit suicide, this is all hateful twist pain. ”
The four of them began to look at Chen Nan with even more incredible eyes.
"I also think it makes a lot of sense. Zhang Zicheng said the first sentence to Chen Nan to mark us together.
"Welcome to King Pesticides!" With a loud bang, the game began.
(End of chapter)
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