Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Fat Woman and the Fat Man Xiaoling
Somewhere in the vast Gobi Desert, there was a very bizarre scene.
On a chaise longue under a parasol sat a pale-faced girl holding a black ball the size of a leather ball in her right hand. On the small stool next to the recliner, the cold Feng Bing held a vegetable basin and watched Erya stuff the hot vegetables into his mouth.
Outside the parasol, Zhou Xiaofei was wearing an apron and holding a colander, churning in the iron pot. Feng Yan, who couldn't stop pouting, sat on a small stool to clean up the ingredients, while Liu Yun was counting the various supplements and household utensils that had just been sent over today.
Guan Ling's work efficiency is still quite fast, as long as it is a blood and qi replenishment, he has bought a lot of ginseng and deer antlers, and the Feng clan has also brought a lot of good things, and the ingredients are sealed with ice cubes.
Li Zhong sent two helicopters to deliver the things and brought them a large tent.
"I can't eat the pull!" Erya chewed the food in her mouth, humming and chirping.
Zhou Xiaofei hurriedly ran over to encourage: "Life is about eating, you must eat it! The ginseng soup will be good immediately, and you will drink it later!"
A chubby figure walked over and said, "Very good, I look much better today than yesterday." Xiao Ling stretched out his fat hand, Zhou Xiaofei didn't answer, and with a wave of one hand, a small bag of energy stones arrived in Xiao Ling's hand.
In the evening, a large tent was erected, and the bow of the sun-shooting god was erected on the edge of the tent. Zhou Xiaofei supported Erya's legs to eat, which was gentle and considerate.
Feng Yan, who was standing in the tent, couldn't stop peeking out, and her mood was depressed. Feng Bing said something in Feng Yan's ear, and Feng Yan suddenly narrowed his eyes and chuckled.
"What are you laughing at. Liu Yun said angrily.
Feng Yan immediately muttered in Liu Yun's ear again, Liu Yun said with a smile: "Don't be happy, Erya has grown to two hundred catties, and she is still Xiaofei's Erya!"
Feng Yan and Feng Bing immediately lost their voices, but sighed secretly.
The same scene happened every day, Erya's complexion gradually became ruddy, and he became vibrant, and the former Erya came back.
On the sixth day, the Yin Bead once again absorbed Erya's blood and qi and beat Erya back to its original form.
In this way, more than a month has passed, and basically every six days, the Yin Immortal Bead will absorb Erya's blood and qi, making Erya and everyone want to die. And what everyone didn't notice was that Xiaoling was much fatter than before.
On this day, Zhou Xiaofei fed Erya with a bowl of black chicken soup. Now that the second girl is about to vomit, in order to eat less, she began to make up all kinds of reasons. It's not that it's too salty or it's too light, or it tastes bad or the food has gone bad, so Zhou Xiaofei personally supervised and fed her.
"I'm a little green dragon, I'm a little green dragon....... Xiaolong's singing came over, and he wandered outside for so long before coming back, which made Zhou Xiaofei very angry.
When Xiaolong saw the black bead in Erya's hand, he felt very magical, and hurriedly asked Liu Yun and Feng Yan about it. Feng Yan has suffered her for a long time, and she is now an out-and-out little nanny and a big girl. Seeing Xiaolong come back, he vomited his bitterness as if he saw a confidant, and told him what had happened.
Xiao Ling circled around Zhou Xiaofei and Erya again, Zhou Xiaofei knew what he wanted to do, threw him a bag and ignored him. Xiao Ling took the bag and was proud, Xiao Long said coldly: "You guys are really stupid, since the Yin Bead likes the blood of the pure Yin body, as long as Er Ya is not a virgin, will this bead still suck her blood?!"
Zhou Xiaofei and the four girls all looked at Xiaolong blankly, Xiaoling saw that the situation was not good, and his figure disappeared in a flash.
Feng Yan reacted first, crying and saying to Xiaolong: "Xiaolong, you are really my big savior!"
Feng Yan stretched out her hands, touched Xiaolong's head and continued to cry: "My hands have become rough. ”
Feng Bing's face turned pale and white in an instant, she didn't feel good this month, and she was more miserable than her little daughter-in-law.
Zhou Xiaofei roared angrily: "Xiaoling, you come out for me!"
"Don't shout, he's already running and hiding in the bow. Liu Yun also said helplessly.
Erya even cried: "I've gained more than 20 pounds, how can I live?"
Together, these people accuse Xiao Ling of treacherous cunning, cruelty, and sinister intentions. After a long time, a weak voice sounded in everyone's ears: "Then how can I not be a pure yin body!" Erya now looks a little shy, and her obviously fat face is flushed.
Feng Bing and Feng Yan's faces turned pale suddenly, and they were speechless for a while.
Zhou Xiaofei was also quite embarrassed, how could he forget about it. Now everyone knows that no matter how thick Zhou Xiaofei's skin is, he can't help but feel a little hot.
Liu Yun looked at the expressions of these people with a smile, pulled the Feng family sisters and walked towards the depths of the desert.
The little dragon blinked and said, "What's the matter with you?"
Zhou Xiaofei coughed dryly and said, "Go and take a look, don't get in the way here." The little dragon flapped its wings and flew away.
Zhou Xiaofei looked at Erya and asked, "Erya, is it okay?"
Erya glanced at Zhou Xiaofei, lowered her head and didn't speak.
Zhou Xiaofei picked up Erya and knocked over the black chicken soup, strode towards the tent, and Erya wrapped his left hand around Zhou Xiaofei's neck.
Zhou Xiaofei and Erya have had a deep relationship since they were childhood sweethearts, but they didn't expect to end up with a positive result today because of the Yin Pearl.
Zhou Xiaofei kissed every inch of Erya's skin, which made Erya's body tremble, and her skin was rosy red.
"Xiaofei, I can't stand it anymore, ...... quickly. ”
Unexpectedly, Erya was usually more sensitive than Guan Ling, and before Zhou Xiaofei started, she was defeated. Zhou Xiaofei didn't care, he pressed it directly, and the second girl snorted, and then hummed and chirped.
The clouds and rain stopped.
Erya had fallen asleep, but Zhou Xiaofei did not sleep, and kept staring at the black bead on Erya's right hand.
Sure enough, the black ball slowly detached from Erya's palm, and after Zhou Xiaofei and the others completely broke away from the Yin Bead, he wrapped it with spiritual power and sent it into the storage bag.
Zhou Xiaofei's heart finally fell on a big stone, and he carefully looked at Erya's face. Due to the tonic during this time, Erya is indeed fat, and the flesh on her face is very round. Erya is very beautiful and has always been the goddess in Zhou Xiaofei's mind.
Zhou Xiaofei groped on Erya, and gradually Erya reacted. Zhou Xiaofei kissed her little mouth, and Erya was awakened, looking at Zhou Xiaofei with big eyes. Zhou Xiaofei pressed it again, and became entangled with Erya, and Erya hummed again.
Zhou Xiaofei fell asleep, and suddenly heard Erya calling loudly, and Zhou Xiaofei immediately woke up. It turned out that Erya was very excited when she found that the ball was gone, and jumped happily naked in the tent.
When Liu Yun came back with Feng Bing and Feng Yan, it was already midnight. Zhou Xiaofei and Erya were already dressed and made dinner for them.
The second girl was generous when she saw them coming back, but Zhou Xiaofei didn't say a word.
Erya is very satisfied now, and there is nothing to fight with the Feng family sisters. So in the past, the sisters talked and laughed, and it was a harmonious scene.
Feng Bing and Feng Yan ignored Zhou Xiaofei, and snorted lightly when they walked to him to express their dissatisfaction.
Liu Yun winked at Zhou Xiaofei, hinting that there was no problem. Zhou Xiaofei also asked them to have dinner, and everyone never mentioned him and Erya.
Early the next morning, Erya began to go crazy and stomped on the scales. Then he swore to the sky that he would start a weight loss plan from today, and that everyone should supervise it together, and asked not to eat delicious food in front of her. Because she knows that she eats and drinks well every day, and how can she resist the temptation of food when she is about to live a hard life.
Zhou Xiaofei discussed with Liu Yun and the Feng family sisters and decided to continue on their way. After all, there is only less than a month left before the Guardian Family Conference, so it is better to hurry up and hit the road.
After cleaning up, when Zhou Xiaofei carried the Sun God Bow on his back, he only felt a sinking on his shoulders. couldn't help but scold Xiao Ling again, this bow weighed at least more than a hundred catties. Now this divine bow has weighed more than 800 catties, and it has been practiced in vain for several months before.
The four girls all knew what was going on, and they all hated Xiao Ling to the core, and they couldn't hate this old monster for more than a month.
The five of them continued on their way, and the little dragon flew in the sky. Xiao Ling never appeared, and he also knew that he had provoked the anger of the people, and it would take time to kill the anger of the five people.
During the day, the five of them exercised with physical footwork, and at night camped or practiced qi in the wild.
Erya missed it for the first time because of the first taste of men and women, and sneaked into Zhou Xiaofei's sleeping bag in the middle of the night to pay for the pain of lovesickness.
When I got up in the morning, I was blocked in my sleeping bag by Feng Bing and Feng Yan, who had dark circles under their eyes.
Feng Bing said to Er Ya in a cold voice: "We don't blame you for looking for Xiaofei in the middle of the night, but you keep humming and chirping, how can we rest!" Feng Yan glared at Zhou Xiaofei angrily, so that Zhou Xiaofei couldn't even raise his head.
Erya has been quite honest since then, and she no longer dares to touch Zhou Xiaofei's sleeping bag.
On this day, the five were on their way. Xiao Ling suddenly appeared in front of him, Zhou Xiaofei was about to settle accounts with him, but heard Xiao Ling say: "It's not right, it seems that the Yin Worm has caught up." ”
Zhou Xiaofei, Liu Yun and the others were shocked, Zhou Xiaofei hurriedly used his divine sense to investigate, and about 100 meters deep underground, there were dense Yin Worms approaching them.
"Run!" Zhou Xiaofei took the lead and ran west with the four girls. Zhou Xiaofei had already sacrificed his flying sword and was preparing for a battle to the death.
The movement speed of the Yin Worm under the ground was very fast, and it sprang out of the sandy ground in an instant, rolling and jumping to pursue Zhou Xiaofei and the others.
Zhou Xiaofei opened the vitality cover and wrapped the five people inside, Xiao Ling had already hidden in the divine bow, and Xiaolong didn't dare to get close to the ground, and he didn't stop screaming in the sky.
Zhou Xiaofei looked at the army of Yin Worms behind him, and he couldn't help but feel numb on his scalp.
"What about the Yin Beads, they are here for the Yin Beads, throw them quickly!" Liu Yun reminded.
The other three women also kept urging.
Zhou Xiaofei gritted his teeth, took out the Yin Yin Bead from the storage bag and threw it back. The Yin Ying Bead drew a beautiful arc in the air, but it didn't fall to the ground, it turned around and flew towards Zhou Xiaofei and the others.
Zhou Xiaofei let out a strange scream: "No!" and took the four girls to speed up their pace, trying to shake off the Yin Yin Bead. However, the Yin Immortal Bead was extremely fast, stopping ten meters behind Zhou Xiaofei and the others, and followed unhurriedly.