Chapter 9: Counter-Kill from Water Polo

"Hey, hey, what are you talking about?

The system suddenly popped out and shouted at Gu Bei in horror. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Didn't you turn off your phone?" Gu Bei was very calm.

"Your computer boots up to 0/1 of a second, beating 99.99 percent of the computers in the country. The system was as proud as a little red flower, but its tone changed quickly, "Now is not the time to say this. Do you want to die, why do you want to admit that you are not who you are?"

"It doesn't matter. ”

The system asks rhetorically, "What's so important?"

Michelle's reaction. ”

Gu Bei stared at Michelle and said to the system in his head.

And everything, just as Gu Bei expected, Michelle didn't have a big reaction. She just snorted with some disdain, didn't bother to move, and didn't seem to be surprised at all by Gu Bei's confession.

The system was silent for a long time before he said quietly: "I'm starting to hallucinate, you must have forgotten to kill me." ”

“......”

Gu Bei was a little helpless. Of course, it's no wonder that the system can't react, Michelle's thinking is too complicated, and it's not so easy to keep up. He also thought about it for a long time.

In fact, Gu Bei said the wrong thing, and those two paragraphs were made up to test Michelle's words, which can be described as full of loopholes. And what he said wrong also made Michelle doubt his identity, and even thought that he had secretly exchanged the "hostages".

However, it was precisely because there were too many loopholes in his words that Gu Bei's life was saved.

Because the loophole was too obvious, after Michelle doubted Gu Bei's identity, another suspicion soon popped up in her heart:

Is this a trap? Did Gu Bei deliberately say the wrong thing to make her think that Gu Bei was an impostor?

Michelle wrapped herself in.

The following is Gu Bei's deduced Michelle's brain hole:

"You're not Grant Reese, who are you?"

Gu Bei's eyes suddenly changed, he laughed, and said, "You're right! I'm not Grant Riesser, the real noble young master, I have already been stolen by me!"

Michelle gritted his teeth: "Where did you hide him, tell me!

Gu Bei looked treacherous: "Of course I can tell you, but you have to promise me a few conditions, first, what you want to do, second, what you want to do, and third, what you want to do." And even if you kill me, it's useless, then the little young master will return to his noble den and spread the news of you, hehehehe......"

Michelle was disgusted: "You mean!"

Gu Bei looked up to the sky and laughed.

Suddenly, Michelle gasped and came to his senses: "No, you're lying, you're Grant Reese, you're trying to trick me so I can let you go, you're dreaming!"

Gu Beihu's body was shocked, and his laughter stopped abruptly: "How do you know?"

Michelle sneered and said, "If you want to deceive me, you will die of this heart!"

In this way, no matter how Gu Bei tried his tricks to die, Michelle made up his mind: This is Grant Reese! Even if he poops with his mouth and pees with his nose, he is also his Grant Reese!

“...... That's kind of it, so now no matter what I say, she thinks I'm lying to her. Gu Bei explained his reasoning to the system, and finally, he summed it up like this.

After listening to this, the system was silent for a long time and said:

“...... What a terrible reasoning. ”

"Thanks for the compliment. Gu Bei was at ease.

Although the description is exaggerated, he is still very sure that he has guessed Michelle's train of thought. If it weren't for that, he couldn't think of any other reason to explain Michelle's bizarre behavior.

At the moment when he figured it out, Gu Bei actually wanted to say to Michelle: Thinking too much is a disease, and it must be cured.

He was really a blind cat and a dead mouse, so he escaped the catastrophe of nine deaths.

Thanks to his profound "no homework" face.

But if you think about it, the truth is also very deep. Michelle has put in so much effort for that treasure trove, and has changed from a front and back to a light commander. In this case, the news that "Gu Bei is an impostor" is definitely a major blow to her.

That means all her efforts have been in vain.

Therefore, she would rather believe that Gu Bei is Grant Reese, so that she can hope to get the treasure trove.

People only believe what they want to believe.

Thinking like this, Gu Bei suddenly felt that Michelle was not so terrible. The Church was hunting for her, and she was under the same pressure as herself, wandering on the brink of death. It's just that she's more used to this state than herself, so she's more skillful and calm.

And in the end, Gu Bei is not Grant Reese, and all Michelle's efforts are destined to be in vain.

Sorrowful.

Of course, if Gu Bei would be abused to death by the angry Michelle first, then he would not be qualified to pity Michelle here. No matter how pathetic Michelle is, he still holds his life firmly.

Unless......

Gu Bei caught the wisp of wind.

"Michelle, what is there in that treasure trove that can make you so desperate to get it?" Suddenly, Gu Bei asked.

"It's none of your business. ”

Michelle should still be quite stressed, and she answered impatiently.

"Don't be so fierce, I'm just curious. You've killed your companions one by one, and there's not much that can make a mage so crazy, I'm really curious. ”

Gu Beidu felt his shyness tone, and he himself was a little disgusted. But there is no way, his life is at stake, he can only come how cheap he is.

Without this, he could not confirm that he had another "reasoning" of his own.

"Reasoning" capable of turning the whole situation around.

"Nothing to be curious about. "Michelle should have been a little bit overwhelmed.

"How come, but there are many curious places, you see......" Gu Bei added fuel to the fire.

Michelle couldn't bear it: "Shut up!"

Finally.

Gu Bei felt that he had dug the sealed cave with that wisp of wind, and the light of hope fell on his cheeks.

"Do you want me to shut up?"

He put away his under-beating tone and suddenly became serious.

"Yes, you're talking too much. "Michelle hasn't realized anything yet.

"That'...... Why don't you shut me up with your own hands? Use your previous magic to silence me. 'I hope you don't give me any trouble,' didn't you say that before?"

Gu Bei's speed of speech suddenly slowed down, and he could feel the sound of his own heartbeat accompanied by these words: "Or do you dare not use your magic." ”

Michelle froze suddenly.

Although he couldn't see her expression, Gu Bei knew that she was no longer as sharp as before.

Ever since Michelle's bad attitude towards him, he felt a little strange, but he hadn't noticed anything strange before. At the moment of inspiration, he finally figured everything out, and the pretended nagging just now was just to verify his conjecture:

Since Michelle wants to shut herself up so much, why not just use another restraint to fix herself?

When he was in the bondage technique before, he couldn't even speak, and the bondage technique had the function of banning.

After repeated trials and tests, the answer is already obvious: she can't use it. And combined with the existence of the "cleanser", it should be said that she did not dare to use it, she was afraid of being discovered by the people of the church.

It is speculated that the Cleaner is able to sense magic within a certain radius.

Anne had only just left when she had used the restraint technique earlier, and had not yet been killed by the Cleaners. Therefore, when the cleaners sensed the magic and saw Anne, dressed as a witch and planning to surrender to the "pursuers of the Rieser family", they naturally took her for Michelle, the mage who used bondage magic.

So, they did not hesitate to purify Anne.

Then, the preachers thought that the mage had been eliminated and were ready to patrol for a while before leaving the place. And Michelle, naturally, fled from under the nose of the church. Even if she had done any bad things before and was hunted down, it was all on the dead Anne now.

It's a very good plan, and it can be called killing three birds with one stone. not only got rid of Anne, but also got rid of the pursuit of the church, and also cut off Gu Bei's chance to escape.

The only fly in the ointment was that she could no longer use magic while the Cleanser was still far away.

Therefore, she was so impatient that she asked Gu Bei to shut up, and she didn't dare to use the restraint technique again.

"You're right, I can't use magic, the cleaners will sense it. In fact, if I hadn't used a special method, even without magic, the lackeys of the church would have been able to smell us. Their noses are sharp. ”

Michelle finally spoke, with a caution in her tone that she hadn't had before: "But even so, so what? Without magic, do you think you can escape from my hands?"

Hearing this, Gu Bei couldn't help but smile a little and shook his head:

"I don't intend to run away from you, it's you who run away from me. ”

Michelle was a little puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Gu Bei didn't speak, but closed his eyes and took a deep breath. With a subtle fluctuation, a spell was uttered from his mouth.

is a spell for water polo.

Gu Bei's consciousness space, the light blue triangular characters vibrated gently. Silent notes came out of his soul, echoing through heaven and earth for the first time. In some unknown corner of space, the water elemental surged like a tide, as if under the command of some will, appeared in the void, and continued to condense in his palm......

In the blink of an eye, a water balloon floated in front of Gu Bei.

A weak water balloon the size of a baby's fist, a water ball that seems to shatter at the slightest touch, but it seems to freeze time and space, making everything tremble.

On the water polo, Gu Bei's smile of victory was reflected.

"This time, there's no one to be a substitute for you. He looked in the direction the knights had left, and said with some amusement, "The cleaners are coming, and you should flee." ”

Michelle looked at the tiny water balloon and was completely shocked.

She took advantage of Gu Bei's ignorance of the existence of the "Cleanser" to calculate Gu Bei, however, Gu Bei also took advantage of Michelle's ignorance that he knew that he could magic, and instead took advantage of Michelle's army.

After the cleaner senses the water balloon technique, he will start the chase again, and it is almost impossible for Michelle to get out of the chase with Gu Bei, the oil bottle. She could only leave Gu Bei behind and run away by herself. And as long as Gu Bei acts as an innocent hostage, the cleaners will rescue him back to the Rieser family.

Of course, it is also possible that Michelle will kill Gu Bei in a fit of rage, but he feels that the possibility of this is not high. Charged with the murder of a nobleman, the pressure on her will only increase. The "Cleaner" is not a fuel-efficient lamp, leaving Gu Bei here can also delay the speed of their pursuit, and Michelle will have a chance to escape.

In this way, Gu Bei successfully escaped, and Michelle's bamboo basket was empty.

It's ...... Perfect.

In the case that the strength could not be countered at all, Gu Bei successfully guided the situation into a game of intelligence by constantly showing weakness, and in the end, using an inconspicuous small weight, he reversed the entire scale of victory and defeat.

What else could he say?

Cheese is power.

"Hahahaha! Even if I only rely on one trick of water polo, I can still fight back!Lao Tzu is so witty!" He roared at the system in his heart.

“......”

The system was silent, and suddenly sent a sweat-wiping QQ expression to his eyes.

"How can you still intercede, it's not fair!" Gu Bei was stunned for a moment and said indignantly.

The system seemed to be dead for a while before it slowly spoke:

"I advise you not to rejoice too soon, I don't think she'll give up so easily. ”

As the system says, Michelle seems to have recovered from the shock.

She glared at Gu Bei, word by word, and really gritted her teeth and said: "Who said that I don't have a scapegoat, as long as I put my robe on you, the cleaners don't care if you are the young master of the noble family, they will purify you cleanly!"

And Gu Bei was not surprised:

"yes, you do. ”

But, as the system says, Michelle doesn't give up so easily.

She won't give up the treasury.

And himself, the identity of this Grant Reese, is Michelle's best hope for obtaining the treasure trove.

If she wanted to get something, she couldn't kill Gu Bei, otherwise she would have to plan another kidnapping operation. Obviously, the first time it was so messy, and again? Where would she go up to find two cannon fodder to use?

It was impossible for her to take Gu Bei to hide from the purges. Just like the previous action, Gu Bei would slow down the speed of the march, and the speed of the cleaners was so fast. With Gu Bei, it won't be long before they are caught up by the knights.

She can only let Gu Bei have a way out, and hopes to cooperate with Gu Bei. Although this hope is not very reliable no matter how you look at it.

In any case, this time, the initiative is already in Gu Bei's hands.

"Ms. Michelle, it's better to ...... Let's talk about new ways to work together. "You let me go, and in exchange I'll get you the contents of the treasury." Come to think of it, it's much more efficient than if you dragged me around here. ”

Michelle was silent for a moment, and finally, with a sigh, said:

"You won. ”

After more than five hours, Gu Bei heard this sentence again.

But this time, he knew he wouldn't be slapped in the face.

Paralyzed! Finally survived!

It was as if he had climbed in the boundless darkness for half his life, experienced countless despair and hardship, and swallowed every suffocating urge until his hands and feet were numb, and every muscle fiber trembled and cracked.

He finally saw the first light of dawn.

That kind of mood is the same as that of a college entrance examination candidate who handed in the last paper.

He is a genius young master of an aristocratic family, as long as he passes this level, in the future, he will enjoy endless glory and wealth, and he will be an endless drunken gold fan. Compared with the miserable civilian life before the crossing, he can be regarded as a peerless good tire.

That's what he was thinking......

"Be careful!"

The system suddenly reminded aloud.

Before Gu Bei could react, a fist rushed towards him like lightning, and with a bang, it hit the left side of his face.

What the hell?

In a very abrupt situation, Michelle used her incredible strange power to punch Gu Bei in the face. You must know that Michelle can carry Gu Bei up the tree like a bag with one hand, and her strength cannot be underestimated.

And this punch, accompanied by the anger that was designed, is really not good.

Therefore, Gu Bei only felt that it was dark in front of him, and he lost consciousness.

In the moment before he fell unconscious, he vaguely heard the system say:

"This is the real literal 'slap in the face'!"