In the first battle of Xianxia Town, the story of me kicking the crotch of the Yang Sword has long been spread all over the world; From the mouth of the black old man and Dong Jinxiao, I can guess that my image in the minds of the people of Kyushu is not very sunny and not very fairy. And as the head of the Spring Palace, as the official savior, I absolutely can't accept such an image, I can't become an idol, at least I want to work hard to develop into a powerful faction, the comedy star route is not suitable for me, really, so I have to change myself.

Today, under the watchful eyes of hundreds of people, this is a great opportunity to show yourself, break the rumors, and establish a new image!

The Yang Dragon Armor protects my body, the body of the sea of qi protects my spirit, and the unique explosive power of the Spring Sleepy Dragon Technique gives me boundless killing intent!

The cavity of the head is so swollen, and the mouth is so numb, I need a way to vent!

In the confusion of my mind, I slammed into Dong Jinxiao, no moves, no rules, only speed and strength, I am so simple and powerful!

Huh? What is holding my head?

Huh? What's going on in my face?

Yes, I finally got the bite!

"Wow, !!!"

"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to !!!"

Bursts of explosive energy poured down my teeth, and my sanity gradually returned. The scene in my eyes reappeared, and I found that I was lying between Dong Jinxiao's legs, and he was slapping me on the back of the head, and he shouted bitterly again and again: "Spread your mouth and spread your mouth!!"

I felt uncomfortable in my shoulders again, and when I looked to the right→ → it was Xichun who was whipping me with a scabbard, shouting as he smoked: "Tell the mouth, tell the mouth, !! it."

I looked to the left again, ←.← Qingchun was persuading Xichun: "Xichun Protector, who are you helping?"

Xichun said while pumping me: "Of course it's helping to make spring, how dirty it is~~~"

My mind was still messed up, and I couldn't understand what they were saying.

Because of the Yang Dragon Armor Protector, the back of my head and shoulders were not damaged, but I didn't feel quite right in my mouth, how can I describe it......

Take a bite and bounce the flesh~~

Whew, slippery~~

Take a sip, it's warm~~

Pull it, it's strong and feeling~~

What the hell is in my mouth?Curious, I looked down at ( _ _)~~~

"I'm hasty, hasty, hasty, Σ( ° △ °|||) ！！！！”

I crawled out more than ten meters away, but I saw Dong Jinxiao let out a sigh, covering his crotch with both hands, and smiling with a confused smile (* ̄▽ ̄*). I finally came back to my senses, only to feel a burst of nausea, vomiting all the milk I drank in the morning, after vomiting a little comfortable, but looking at the pure white milk on the ground, I vomited again.

Eh, I'm dripping mom, I'm going to tell me how to mess around in the future, hurry up and kill me with a thunderbolt.

There was a dead silence on the platform, and Xichun cautiously walked up to me and tapped me with his scabbard: "What... Naochun nephew, it's me, it's the little aunt, you don't want to bite now, do you?"

It's all to blame Xichun, I have to use what kind of spring trap dragon technique, my image was all ruined by her, thinking of this, I looked up and glared at Xichun, Xichun didn't see anything, but hundreds of men in the audience covered their crotch together.

I wiped the tears and snot off my face, propped myself up and strode to Dong Jinxiao's side, this thing was still lying there with a smile on his face, I was angry in my heart, and there was a kick between his legs, Dong Jinxiao pursed the corner of his mouth: "Hmm~~" The smile was even more confused.

After a while, the unpopular disciples rushed up the mountain under the leadership of Manrou, but the scene was already under my control. On the charge of trespassing on the gate of the main peak and deliberately rebelling, I detained all the people above the head of the Xiangtang, and the rest of the disciples were ordered to return to the mountain in the name of being bewitched, waiting for the fate of the minor, and the unpopular was responsible for taking care of it; then Liu Chunyuan also rushed to hear the news, and I ordered him to arrange manpower to temporarily take over the affairs of the Xiangtang.

The chaos subsided, and the next step was to wash your hands and gargle, wash your hands and gargle, gargle, gargle, and then go in to investigate the truth of the matter.

The process of investigating and collecting evidence was surprisingly smooth, and I didn't even have to ask Ji Xiaoman, I just accidentally yawned, and Dong Jinxiao cried and shouted to confess.

Dong Jinxiao, who was originally the master of the Ink Shadow Hall of the Sicai Hall of the Summer Palace, is now the master of the Xiangtang Hall, familiar with a set of advanced exercises called "Mountain Color", and ranks thirtieth on the Xianxia list with the sword saint cultivation, three times higher than Shang Ruochun, who has the true body of the dragon in the realm of the sword god.

According to Dong Jinxiao's confession, he was once the confidant of Xia Dan, the head of the Xia Palace, and after the conspiracy of the three halls to divide the Spring Hall succeeded, he was able to take over the fat difference of the master of the Xiangtang Hall. However, this person was insatiable, and after being sent to Xiangtang, he gradually broke away from Xia Dan's control, formed a gang in private, and secretly colluded with Xu Hui, the head of the Huilong Sect, to resell Xiangtang's exercise cheats and enrich his pockets. In addition, Xu Hui also ordered him to make friends with foreign sects, and his plans were very big.

After I returned to the mountain, Dong Jinxiao's attitude towards me, the new head of the palace, was neither pandering nor offending, just hoping to maintain the status quo. But a few days ago, when he heard that I had privately donated dozens of sets of scarce exercises through unofficial channels, he was suspicious in his heart, thinking that I had secretly stolen his inventory. However, even if the exercises I gave away were not stolen from him, it would still affect his business, so he reported the situation to Xu Hui.

Xu Hui was snubbed a lot by Zhang Dianxin because of my instigation of discord, and he hated me so much that he was waiting for an opportunity to take revenge on me every day, but because I was low-key, I couldn't find any opportunity at all, so he was very excited after learning the news from Dong Jinxiao, and decided to make a big fuss.

The canon rules stipulate that if there is any illegal behavior in the head of each hall, the palace master and the hall master have the right to convene the disciples of the sect, announce the evidence of the crime of the head of the hall in public, and invite the head of the hall to confront him on the spot. If the evidence is conclusive, they should ask the leader for their guilt, and if they misunderstand the rumors, they should also be identified on the spot, and if there are objections, they should be reported to the leader for judgment.

In this incident, Xu Hui instructed Dong Jinxiao to publicize behind his back that I had stolen the Xiangtang exercises and privately gave them to the Zhushan Sect, and bribed and lured the Zhushan disciples of Zuixianlou and Shennong Mountain to let them release the same rumors. In order to make the rumors stand up to verification, Dong Jinxiao took advantage of the situation to steal ten exercises from Xiangtang, and handed over two of them to the spies of Zuixianlou and Shennong Mountain, and mixed them into the exercises I gave away, so that they could be slandered in the future, and the remaining eight were handed over to Xu Hui for resale.

The whole plan was originally seamless, and if it was successfully implemented, even if it didn't kill me, Xu Hui was confident that through operation, I would be punished for 50 years of retreat and self-reflection. But in the specific implementation, due to the large number of participants that is not easy to control, there was a phenomenon of rushing into the mountain gate, which gave Xichun a reason to make a move, so there was a fight between the two, and finally I was surrendered in one fell swoop.

After the matter was clarified, I added fuel and vinegar to sort out the whole process into a pleading, handed it over to Zhang Dianxin for ruling, and explained in the pleadings that the privately donated exercises were my private property, and the list of Xiangtang exercises could be corroborated, and at the same time reported that Xu Hui, the head of the Huilong Sect, was disrespectful, arrogant, conspiracy, forming a party for personal gain, colluding with outsiders, stealing and selling exercises, and other 66 crimes.

"Since then, the first conspiracy encountered after taking office in charge of the palace has been completely shattered, and the spring hall has successfully established its prestige in the spring hall, and further hit the autumn hall and the summer hall, and the incense hall has finally returned to the arms of the spring hall mother, in order to commemorate this great achievement of the spring hall, such a poem is circulated everywhere in Kyushu"

Domineering town Quartet,

Rebel stands in the center.

There is a secret technique to defeat the enemy,

Specifically bite the crotch!

"Lord Zhang, is it okay to write the great notes of the sect like this?"

I pointed at the unpopular head of literature and history and scolded loudly: "What is that last poem?

The head of Wenshi hurriedly bowed: "The lord of the palace is angry, this poem is not written by a villain." ”

"Who's that?"

"This poem is really circulating in Kyushu now, and I also heard it......"

My image is completely ruined π_π.