Three days later, Liu Sanguan's life became like this.

Xiaoguan, wash the murder cover for me, a 3D pink hood flew on his chest

Xiaoguan, wash my pants, a pair of floral panties flew on top of his head.

Xiaoguan, is the egg fried good, I want double eggs, seven ripe, over, heavy frying.

Xiaoguan, what are you doing, this place is so dirty, and lazy!

Liu Sanguan held the mop, his chin slammed on the stick of the mop, and his eyes were glazed.

It's a disgrace, a lifelong disgrace!

However, my brother is a person who keeps his promises, my brother is the person who can support the boat in the prime minister's belly, and my brother is a very determined person.

That's right, the fucking situation is true, it's seven, all flight attendants, known as the Red Dust Seven Wings.

Lan Xiaoke's game is a simple game: the Dafa of holding your breath.

A basin of water is placed on the table, the head is stuck in it, and whoever holds his breath for a long time wins.

However, bets must be placed.

Bet: Liu Sanguan won, the seven flight attendants unanimously agreed to let him stay, and take turns to serve him, he can do whatever he wants, you can do anything wrong, it depends on your ability.

This is what Liu Sanguan looked forward to as soon as he entered the door, he really thought so in his heart, everyone is a young person, and it is normal to have this kind of thought.

If Liu Sanguan loses, then Liu Sanguan will exempt them from three months' rent, and throughout the summer vacation, don't think about doing any summer work, stay here to be a cow and a horse, laundry, cook for them and be a maid.

Liu Sanguan scoffed, and Liu Sanguan was worried that they would regret not playing.

That being the case, Red Dust Seven Ps suggests that you go through the legal process and be regular.

So, the two sides took great pains to find a small glasses lawyer on the street who had just debuted and was handing out leaflets, writing the agreement in black and white, pressing the handprint, not changing, not cheating, violators, see you at the law firm.

Liu Sanguan was full of longing in his head at that time, a wonderful life would happen immediately, and the emperor-like life was behind the door, and he was almost a foot away from the door.

How could there be such a stupid flight attendant, who is really big-chested and brainless, with long hair and short knowledge.

As a result, Chen Hanfeng, the No. 1 character of the Red Dust Seven Wings, came out and defeated Liu Sanguan cleanly, her score was 7 minutes and 27 seconds, and Liu Sanguan's score was 5 minutes and 59 seconds.

Your mother, it's only been five minutes and fifty-nine seconds for the master to do qigong! Is this playing China's Got Talent, or what?

Liu Sanguan felt that the defeat was really a nest, a dignified martial arts coach actually lost to a delicate flight attendant, is your lung capacity a chicken breast.

He couldn't figure out why a flight attendant could hold her breath so much.

Of course, his martial arts coach is self-appointed, he just teaches children, and he hasn't taken a single class yet.

But there is one thing, he understands that this group of flight attendants seems to have been premeditated for a long time, their objects, specially selected single, young, and male landowners with a little color in their eyes to start, who started the topic, who went deep into the topic, who bewitched, who used the agitation method, who served the water, who timed, etc., Liu Sanguan fell into the trap unconsciously.

Is this ------ considered a gang crime, a gorgeous pit, or a gentle knife?

Maybe, forget it.

But he is not a landlord yet, at best, he is a second landlord, what kind of tenants did this Lao Liu get back?

It was a question worth pondering, and he needed to ponder it.

Today, it is rare that the seven female flight attendants did not fly, gathered together, chattered, and stayed in the living room downstairs arguing about something.

Liu Sanguan was carrying a vegetable basket and was about to participate, when a red sofa pillow flew over!

"Get out, go grocery shopping!"

It was Chen Hanfeng who spoke, the eldest sister, the absolute leader of this group of people.

"Okay, I'll get out. ”

"Wait a minute. ”

"What's wrong. ”

"Buy some squid. ”

"You don't eat squid. ”

"I want to eat it today, what's the matter, are you waiting for us to fry your squid. ”

Liu Sanguan muttered, lowered his head gloomily, and went to buy vegetables honestly.

"Sister Hanfeng, this guy is really the best, silly, so fun. ”

It was Zhang Yixin who spoke, the number two person among the tenants, a military advisor, eccentric, and she came up with a lot of bad ideas, and Liu Sanguan was the most annoying one.

"Yixin, are we too much, will he drive us away, in this way, the gains outweigh the losses. ”

Speaking cautiously, the last person, called Tao Yuanyuan, is the youngest, the most timid, and the most endearing, as long as he speaks, no matter where he is, he listens to it squirming, soft, like a spring breeze.

"No, we're helping him improve, helping him evolve, and he has to be grateful to us. ”

The third person, Xia Xuantong, was chewing a dried papaya in his mouth.

Chen Hanfeng said: "Look at him, the thief is not dead, and he still wants to gamble with us, he must want to be the emperor in his heart, but he didn't expect it, the male maid! ha..."

When she smiled, everyone laughed, laughing so much that they trembled, and their literacy was completely lost.

In the vegetable market, Liu Sanguan was bargaining with the vegetable sellers, a hateful gamble, not only could not collect a dime in rent, but he also had to post it upside down.

After buying vegetables, I went out of the vegetable market, and I forgot to buy squid, so I had to go back to buy squid.

After buying vegetables, he hurried back, and he had to cook quickly.

His cooking skills, that's not bad, his mother is gone, he tried to cook by himself, over time, he actually made a good meal, those women's soldiers ate his food, they couldn't help but appear all kinds of surprised emojis, which was also the only comfort Liu Sanguan received.

Eight people ate a lot, and he was busy for two hours, bringing the food to the table, knocking on the table with a spatula, and shouting: Ancestors!

Dinner?

The seven ancestors ran out of their respective rooms.

Come on, Great Ancestor, this is your bowl and chopsticks.

Second ancestor, this is your hot,

Three ancestors, this bowl of vegetables, there are few chili peppers, you eat more.

.........

The ancestors ate and threw the dishes and chopsticks crackling, leaving a mess all over the table.

I am willing to gamble and lose, no matter how bitter and depressed I am, I made it by myself, and I can't complain about others.

But there are some things that you can't just endure by enduring.

The water in the bath room, through the heavy glass door embroidered with daffodils, came out ticking, and Liu Sanguan couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

The sound of splashing came from upstairs and slid down the stairs into his ears.

Brother always thinks that no matter when and where, Brother is a pure person, and he turned up the sound of the TV a little louder, just to overpower the sound of water droplets.

Lao Liu's mansion has four bathrooms with large bathtubs, two upstairs and two downstairs.

Every time these female bandits take a bath, it is the time when Brother Sanguan is the most restless.

They seemed to deliberately make a splash, deliberately wiping their long wet hair in front of him, throwing drops in his face, one, two, three........ Until the face is all over.

He wants to be angry, but he doesn't dare, there are seven people, he wants to fantasize about it, but he is not allowed.

Brother Xiaoguan's eyes, a subtle movement, even if you pretend to pick your nose and mouth, they all know what you are thinking, what you are looking forward to, and what you are longing for.

Brother Xiaoguan felt like a fox dying of thirst, seeing the grapes on the shelf, how to jump, it was just one section away, as if it was within reach, but it was difficult to reach the sky.

He has now deeply understood what it means to not be able to eat grapes, the essence of grape acidity.