It's everyone's favorite online game world lecture hall again, and I've just won the fourth girl, so that you are jealous and hateful of the spring teacher.

What I'm going to talk to you about today is a very perverted, extremely distorted, and extremely weird topic, don't rush to take off your pants just yet, and wait for me to finish speaking.

In everyone's impressions and concepts, which group is the most perverted, distorted and weird?

Some people say that it is a city management that violently enforces the law,

Some people say that it is a princess who goes to work with illness,

Some say it's a drunk driver,

Some people say that it is an old man who touches porcelain and slanders people.

What is said makes sense, but it is not absolute, these are individual phenomena~

Teacher Naochun feels that the most perverted, distorted, and weird group is actually eunuchs.

I don't know the eunuchs myself, but whether it is history or wild history, whether it is folklore or religious allusions, the records of eunuchs are very consistent: the people in this group are not willing, but as long as they have a little authority, they will definitely make a lot of trouble.

Their mentality is not easy for ordinary people to understand, and if you guess, it is probably to meet your perverted needs with perverted behavior, and use distorted means to make up for your crippled life.

In view of this, I advise everyone to never offend the eunuchs and never associate with them.

Everyone understands the reason, so no matter how angry and thunderous I am, I can't turn Lingjiao into a eunuch. Students, it's twisted and perverted enough, if I really knock it out, who can imagine what it can do.

A testicle is bold, and he can't knock it all to heaven, this sentence is the point!

Class!

Although I didn't kill him, I didn't spare him either, so I directly gave it a chew and took it to the lower body, and then fed it half a bottle of medicine, let's go for myself~

As soon as the strength of the medicine came up, the spirit Jiao was full of people in the logistics base, and the special combat team members hurriedly erected scaffolding around the base, for fear that it would collapse this underground cave.

The upper day of the sky, the lower sun of the earth, and the middle of the day.

The air spirit Jiao is every day, this is the first time in the sun and earth, it is almost a day, it is estimated that it will not be long before this legendary achievement can be achieved, let's wait and see.

Lingjiao went crazy everywhere, so scared that no one in the rear base dared to come out of the tent, and hid together for fear of being injured by mistake. As a result, the entire rear base fell into a terrifying silence, and there was no movement except for the clanging sound made by the spirit Jiao.

This has fulfilled me, in the past, all sides were all kinds of drills and exercises, I wanted to stop for a while, and now the little movement made by Lingjiao is already very rare for me.

I had lunch with Yelu, and after sitting awkwardly for a while, I began to be speechless: "Guess what... What are you doing now?"

I'm embarrassed, I don't even know how I could ask such a thing.

It's really hard to answer this question for ordinary people, but Yelu is different, she is the secretary of the headquarters, and she walks around me every day, Lingjiao doesn't know how to avoid people at all, and Yelu has not encountered it a hundred times and eighty times when it has a hobby.

Yelu is also a cute and scheming character, and when he heard me ask, he replied, "Bad thing." ”

I thought it was funny, so I teased it down: "Why is it a bad thing?"

Yelu was a little embarrassed, but he didn't know how to hide it: "I used to hear the movements of you and the commander, and I thought it was a good thing, but you were so scary the night before yesterday......"

I said excitedly: "It just so happens that I still want to explain this to you, you saw the medicine that was given to you just now, did you see it in its current state? ”

Yelu was shy and puzzled: "It turns out that you bullied me because of this, but you are not as funny as the king, but... It's not the same as usual. ”

I smiled wickedly and asked, "What's different? Is it a little more fierce or a little softer?"

"Silly ......"

"Uh...... Silly?"

"That's right, you even called my name wrong, and you also learned from King Lingjiao to call people happy spring. At that time, I just thought that you treated others as someone else, and the next day you were wronged and cried for your ......"

Hearing the affectionate silence and girlish thoughts in Yelu's words, I was moved to put my arms around her shoulders for a little comfort, but I was thinking about other things in my heart.

I even called her Xichun when I was unconscious? Can't, I admit that I really want to be happy, but I don't have the second middle school to chant when I'm idle, and it's a taboo in the polygamy world to pronounce the wrong name, and I was specially trained back then.

Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered Lingjiao's original intention of drugged me, could it be that there is really something about Yelu that is very similar to Xichun, so I can't help but be at that time?

"What bad things are you thinking?"

"Huh?" I was asked by Yelu: "I didn't think of anything bad~"

Yelu twisted her body, broke free of my dishonest hand, and looked nervously to the side.

I whispered, "I really can't remember anything that night, why don't we ...... again."

"Hmmm......"

Before I finished speaking, Yelu nodded lightly and agreed?Isn't she quite reserved and shy, is she being teased by me?So sensitive~~

I was just about to pounce on the rhythm when I suddenly felt an ethereal sensation in my mind, and I was all too familiar with this feeling, which was exactly what it was like to be connected to my divine sense.

As soon as I realized that something bad was going to happen, the next second I heard Liu Laoliu's obscene voice.

"I'll count one, two, three, and then you'll go up~ Wait for me to turn on the camera. ”

I softened, not in a certain part, but in the whole person.

Yelu's nervous whole body tensed, trembling slightly, just waiting for the person he liked to take him into his arms and love him to the fullest, but he waited for a long time and did not move. The girl couldn't help but wonder if there was some strange trick, and looked back shyly.

"Trouble... Why are you crying?"

I wiped the tears from the torture and forced a smile: "I am happy in my heart to be associated with such a wonderful girl as you." ”

Jelu bowed his head: "The hearts of the people are also happy." ”

"Well, then you go out~"

"Huh?"

"You go back to Ling Die first, and come back later, remember to hide some Lingjiao on the road, it won't do anything to you, I'm worried that you let it fall down the falling rocks." ”

I pushed Yelu out of the door with a masked face, and then I jumped to my feet and scolded Liu Lao Liu in my consciousness: "Didn't you say that you will contact you every seven days, and tomorrow afternoon is the deadline, why did you advance it?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Every time you do something big, you will increase your influence in this world, and as soon as your influence breaks through a certain limit, we can contact you in advance, you don't know this rule after so many times." ”

I said I used to do great things, but today I haven't waited......

"Oh, what you said was the information you got from the Martial Emperor~"

Liu Lao Liu smiled evilly: "Otherwise, what do you think." ”

I snorted: "I'll tell you, if you really record something, delete it for me, don't chew your tongue with Manrou." ”

Liu Lao Liu sighed: "It's okay, you can play with this girl casually, your daughter-in-law doesn't get angry." ”

"How do you know?"

"Uh... I guessed. Okay, don't talk about it, time is limited, let's get down to business. ”

This is the first time that Liu Lao Liu has taken the initiative to ask to get down to business, and he usually has to make me impatient before he is satisfied.

I said I really had something to do with you.

"You should have already counted the information I got from the Martial Emperor, right?"

Liu Lao Liu sighed: "Yes, I will know as soon as I understand my sense." ”

"Then what do you think about this? This is the warning given by the Heavenly Dao?"

Liu Laoliu said: "It is estimated that eight or nine are not far from ten, I used to think that these virtual gods could not become a big climate, and after this incident, it was confirmed that there was really a big boss behind it!"

I snorted: "The big boss of bullshit, it is estimated that eighty percent of that supreme existence is a corrupt element within your heavenly court, you should go back and self-examine yourself, and see if there are any comrades who have gone to the wrong path in it, and after discovering it, you will call Lei Gong a heavenly thunder in order to cure the disease and save people, and it will all be solved~"

Liu Lao Liu snorted, and he didn't know if it was uncomfortable or what: "If only it was as easy as you said, first of all, I can be sure that the Supreme Being is definitely not a person from Heavenly Court, because I have confirmed through other channels that the Supreme Being belongs to the real world that coexists with this online game world, that is, the world outside the Thousand Machine Game." But don't be in a hurry to come up with ideas, we can't interfere with that world, judging from the setting given by the Heavenly Dao, the priorities of this world have been reversed, and the real world is no longer counted in the thirty-three parallel spaces, this online game world is the main body, and that world is full of network barriers left over from high-tech wars, and it is more difficult for us in Heaven to enter there than to enter a thousand machines. ”

I said, why are you restricted everywhere, you can't do anything, so what do you have to do? Do I have to kill all the virtual gods here and wait for the Supreme Being to show up?

Liu Lao Liu affirmed: "At present, this is the most direct way, but if you can persuade them to put down the butcher knife, it is estimated that it can also have this effect, isn't brainwashing your specialty~"

I said don't talk to me about brainwashing, which god is not a master of brainwashing, and I have to work hard to sell them a toothbrush these two times. Hurry up and give me an idea, or I'll be out of luck.

Liu Lao Liu said: "Don't say frustrating words, your progress has greatly exceeded my ideal limit, this is a very good phenomenon, you keep up the good work, I am optimistic about you~"

"After making trouble for a long time, you just came to cheer me on?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "How can you say that you are the leader, I am very reliable, okay, na, I wasted a lot of effort to get Shennong Lao'er to agree to let Ji Xiaoman use his server, I know that you are an adult male who has needs, this time it's okay, you can solve it yourself~"

I said angrily: "I just saw that I was about to take it, why did you come out and insert a bar, and after mixing up, you pretended to think about me, can I believe you......?

"Don't scold my brother...... Ji Xiaoman's familiar voice came from his divine sense: "The Jade Emperor has already run away......