Chapter 416 couldn't have been worse
Thoughts are like electricity, and scenes of the past emerge in Yang Yifan's mind as quickly as a movie, and they are skipped one by one...
Finally, in a certain scene, the picture comes to an abrupt end, frozen on a strange scene.
That scene was exactly the scene where Yang Yifan used the mental power method to simulate the operation of the alchemy after obtaining the spiritual power battle method and relieving the death crisis!
It turns out that the most painful thing in his life is it, Yang Yifan muttered to himself, you must know that the feeling between life and death and the horror is not wrong.
That's right, it is precisely because of the simulation of the flower refining recipe that there is a hidden danger of popping the body, and in the face of Chu Ruoyi's little girl's blushing initiative, he can only smile bitterly and retreat.
If you let others know that you have such a beautiful girlfriend, you can still bear not to touch her, and even choose to retreat when the girls take the initiative first. Those who know understand that it is the reason for refining flowers, and those who don't know think that they are the same as the boss is Yang Zao Xle!
"The most painful thing in my life is that I am still a virgin when I die!"
Yang Yifan roared indignantly, and he didn't know where the strength came from in his weak body, whether it was because of grief and anger. The voice made a visible sound in the narrow cavern, rolling up the dirt and dust on the ground.
Even the two of them had no difficulty in overcoming the fear brought about by the death of their companions, and the bats that slowly approached again were frightened by Yang Yifan's voice and took a few steps back.
After two seconds, seeing that Yang Yifan, who made a loud sound, did not move, the two bats tentatively walked slowly towards the two of them. But at this moment, another indignant voice sounded.
"What's wrong with the virgin man? Eat your rice or sleep in your bed? I'm a virgin and I'm proud, I'm the country and the province!"
Yang Yifan, who was sad in vain, was slightly stunned, his eyes looked to the side, and it was Brother Zhang who spoke this sentence.
Unexpectedly, Brother Zhang is almost thirty years old and is still a virgin. Sure enough, there is no most painful, only more painful. Sure enough, there is no difference if there is no comparison, and at the moment when he knew that Brother Zhang was more painful than himself, Yang Yifan felt a lot better in his heart.
At least I have the mood to slander Brother Zhang in my heart, 'You are a virgin man, you are ashamed, you waste paper for the country.' Oh yes. If you buy an aunt, a second aunt, or a third aunt on a certain treasure, maybe you will have more rubber than a man who has a wife!'
The two poor virgins felt sorry for themselves here, and the bats, who had been frightened three times over there, plucked up their courage again and attacked the two of them again.
At this moment, there was a sound of soothing from the thief cave where Yang Yifan and the three of them entered.
"It can't be that Wang Lin's guy saw that we hadn't gone out and came back to us again when he was worried, right?"
Brother Zhang calmed down after hearing the voice, and said suspiciously.
Yang Yifan didn't agree with Brother Zhang's opinion at all, because even if Wang Lin didn't have a headlamp and was groping his way through the cave wall, it would be impossible to make such a sound.
So what is this weird, kind of reptile swarm moving sound coming from?
Yang Yifan frowned and thought, since this is a natural cave in the legend, it can't be Wang Lin, then it must be a kind of monster in the cave. The other monsters in the cave are still crawling social animals...
Thinking of this, the answer seems to be on the horizon.
- Scorpions!
As soon as Yang Yifan's thoughts rose, the six were gray-brown as a whole, waving their chelicerae, the scorpion tail was raised high, and the scorpion that bent in front of the body appeared in Yang Yifan's sight.
The poisonous needles on their scorpion tails weren't as vicious as their bat teeth, but they emitted a faint glow that reminded his enemies that they weren't anything they were meant to adorn.
You must know that the first of the traditional 'five poisons' in China is the scorpion, as long as they gently sting your skin with a poisonous needle and inject the venom into it, then even an adult can kill it in a short time.
That's still an ordinary scorpion, not to mention the six scorpions in front of Yang Yifan who are not ordinary no matter how you look at them!
Not to mention its toxicity, their size alone is enough to make people frightened.
Each scorpion is fifty centimeters long, and its pair of chelicerae are the size of an adult's fists.
It's really special that the house leak happened to rain overnight, and now there are cave bats in front of you, and there are scorpions blocking the road behind, and today it's really hard to escape the wings, I'm afraid there will never be a worse situation than in front of you.
Yang Yifan also regretted a little in his heart, he was still too trusted, and his own situation was so poor, he dared to come to these places to explore.
But he really didn't expect that it was just a simple tomb robbery, and he would actually touch the natural cave. If Yang Yifan came in in his heyday, maybe he would be overjoyed, because he had finally found a place to level up.
And the monster in this is also stronger than Yang Yifan's expectations, whether it is the bat in front or the scorpion that just appeared in the back, it gives Yang Yifan the feeling that it is no weaker than a yellow-level master.
In other words, what Yang Yifan is facing now is a master above the eight yellow levels.
Sure enough, guerrilla warfare attracts the monsters one by one, and each one is the truth!
The facts tell us that if you don't have an equipment level that far exceeds the monsters, don't force yourself to pretend to be a group of monsters, otherwise you will definitely die ugly!
With the arrival of the scorpion, the two bats in front of Yang Yifan suddenly became agitated.
According to the level in the legend, bats are taller than scorpions, which means that bats are not afraid of scorpions, not to mention that people still fly in the sky.
But now the situation is different, this narrow thief cave is the home of the scorpion. What's more, the bats were killed by Brother Zhang, and in the face of six scorpions, they were at a disadvantage in terms of numbers.
The amplitude of the bat's agitation became more and more intense, and the two bats opened and closed their mouths, as if they were communicating something. But people use ultrasound communication, not to mention that Yang Yifan doesn't understand bat language at all.
After a few seconds of communication, the two bats slowly retreated towards the spacious cave behind, as long as they retreated to that place, the scorpion could no longer pose a threat to them.
They have good ideas, but how can a scorpion make them get what they want?
I saw that the six scorpions suddenly burst out at the fastest speed at the moment of the bat's movement, and the eight scorpions quickly paddled on the ground, crawling towards the two bats at an extremely alarming speed.
Seeing the scorpion crawling towards them, the two bats were slightly panicked and hurriedly fled towards the back at a faster speed.
The sixth bat was last when it came, but now it was at the front when it fled.
The fifth bat burst out of its fastest running speed in its life under the stimulation of the scorpion, and when it came to the sixth bat, it wanted to overtake it and escape.
But how could the fifth bat let it get its way, because if it overtook him, then the most dangerous and most likely to be caught up by the scorpion was himself.