"Hum hum hum!"

"It's so good!

"I haven't eaten enough in a long time, but this time I ate happily!

......

The empty plates, piled up like a hill, were crooked and twisted, as if they were about to fall down at any moment, and the solid wood table let out an overwhelmed moan, like an old man who was struggling to breathe.

A golden monkey swept away the clouds, quickly swept away the food on the plate in front of him, his left hand was habitually stretched forward, but he touched the smooth tabletop, it touched the left and right in confusion, but still did not touch the food.

It finally looked up from the plate and saw the sweaty and apologetic shopkeeper.

"Guest, everything in the store is finished, it's really gone, we have to close early, you can go to another house to eat!"

The golden monkey withdrew his palm stupidly, and Yuan Tiangang next to him held his stomach and laughed.

The shopkeeper respectfully sent the group out of the hotel, carrying a heavy amount of silver in his arms, and the corners of his mouth cracked with joy.

Deep in Chang'an, that is, the capital of the human race, there is always no shortage of these strange things, he has seen a lot of all kinds of strange things, and it is common to give so many pets to eat.

You don't see the mammoth giant elephant and the white-fronted insect adopted by the princes and nobles of Chang'an, and the appetite of such a beast is big.

"Old Dao, I haven't eaten enough yet! Your wallet won't work now, right? I don't feel as bold as those Tang characters I met before!"

After getting acquainted with Yuan Tiangang, the golden retriever monkey became very arrogant when he spoke, not as restrained as before, he took it here from the border wasteland of Datang, so he learned more of the heroism of the ranger, but he didn't learn much about the style of Datang.

Barbarism is more than civilization, of course, he still knows the most basic etiquette and morality, but more often than not, those rangers are like heavy promises and light deaths, they can go to the soup for a promise, and they can not give up, or they can draw a knife for a trivial matter.

"Why does the more you look at him, the more he looks like the monkey in Dragon Ball, but not like the monkey in Journey to the West?"

Zhang Lianghu touched his chin suspiciously, but saw the golden retriever monkey swaggering in front, unrestrained and free, the endless crowd on the street occasionally looked at it in surprise, but more have long been accustomed to its existence, no one despises it, and no one attaches too much importance to it, ordinary, just like hundreds of millions of sentient beings.

Such a scene made Zhang Liang smile.

"Maybe it's okay, there are monkeys fighting the sky and the earth and the air, there are monkeys in every world, but there is a lack of such a character who has the spirit of a ranger, ordinary, without the slightest special, but at the most critical moment, he will stand up without hesitation. ”

"Hey, Brother Zhang, what are you laughing at? Do you think I've eaten too much? I also have a lot of strength, Datang is engaged in construction these days, I can go to the construction site to help move some bricks, wood, or something...... With my strength, I was able to eat a lot. ”

The monkey, who was only three feet tall, didn't notice the peculiarity of Zhang Liang's smile, and his right hand, which was covered with monkey hair, drew a large circle in front of him, indicating that he could earn a lot in the future.

"Hey, why don't you go to other people's houses, your work is easy and comfortable, you give more money, you are generally in charge of food, or a big family, and you are ......decent to say it."

The old Taoist smiled maliciously beside him.

"Phew, you're not ashamed, grandson...... How could Lao Sun never do such a thing again?"

The golden monkey was a little embarrassed, and his face was a little red, as a cultural person, he clearly knew what Bima plague meant.

"The Book of Horses" says: The horse stable and the female monkey dispel the horse plague, and there is a day on the grass month by month, and the horse will never be diseased.

It is a bit of a tongue twister to say that classical Chinese is simply to mix the urine of the female monkey with the urine of the horse, and feeding the horse can avoid getting sick, so the horse keeper generally keeps a female monkey in the stable.

In addition, the monkey is active, whenever the horse is lax and tired, the monkey will tease them, maintain their strong fighting spirit, and better restrain all kinds of plagues.

As a male monkey, it is the biggest ridicule to let it be a horse plague, and as a monkey who has received a Tang education, it feels that this is an insult to its dignity and personality.

"I'm just going to die, I'm jumping from the stairs, I'm starving here...... I will never be a plague!"

The golden monkey said categorically, and his words involuntarily raised a notch, making the surrounding crowd glance at him in surprise.

"The Tang Emperor conquered the Turks, and collected countless war horses, in order to cultivate these top heavenly horses, he has worked hard to cultivate these top heavenly horses, and in the past two days, he has been discussing in the court and the middle of the court, to set up an official position of the fourth grade, which is called Bi Ma Plague or called the Imperial Horse Supervisor, are you sure you don't consider it? At least it is absolutely full. ”

Zhang Liang dropped a bombshell, watched the golden monkey swallow a mouthful of saliva uncontrollably, and then took out the monkey paw on the left, tried to twist his face to the right, and said a little unfirmly: "Don't go, that's insulting me, insulting my personality, resolutely don't go." ”

If you are willing to go, I can just recommend one or two to the Tang Emperor, after all, monkeys who are proficient in the Tang language are rare...... Oh, what did you just say, don't you want to?"

"No, no, you definitely heard it wrong, I'm asking you if you really take care of the food there?"

Yuan Tiangang was still moving forward slowly, but he found that his right leg couldn't move no matter how he moved, and a golden monkey was hanging on it, looking at him with blank eyes, and his golden eyes were about to drip water, making him shiver involuntarily.

"Go away, I don't like monkeys!"

......

Sun Wukong's life unfolded like this, Zhang Liang frowned when he saw it, but there was no real interference.

In the three hundred and seventy-eighth year of the Tang calendar, the Turks offended the majesty of the Tang Dynasty and slaughtered tens of millions of people of the Tang Dynasty.

In the three hundred and eighty years of the Tang calendar, that is, in the second year of Zhenguan, the Buddhist master Tang Sanzang and Jin Chanzi discussed the Tao, the golden body was broken, the human race had one more Tang Sanzang, the Buddhism had one more golden cicada, and the most critical link in the Western Heaven was broken.

Lingshan's countless years of plans were ruined, and in March of the same year, Agarwood joined Xiang Wang's army and began an endless expedition to the west, honing his skills, preparing to split Huashan and rescue his mother, the Three Holy Mother.

On the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh month of the second year of Zhenguan, the golden monkey who has no name entered the pilgrimage to see the Tang Emperor, he was neither humble nor arrogant, and his fluent Tang dialect made the emperor Long Yan happy, and personally named him the imperial horse supervisor, that is, the Bi Ma plague that was widely spread in later generations.

Well, after thinking about it, the monkey agreed.

It doesn't care about the situation in the stables, it is only responsible for managing more than 3,000 female monkeys, and the monkeys who are born with copper skin and iron bones are fearless, and they plunge headlong into the unprecedented harem group.

Journey to the West is such a bizarre and strange development, the Buddha of the Western Lingshan is extremely vigilant, and beyond the thirty-three heavens, the unfathomable, unspeakable, and indescribable existence has also set its sights on the human world.

Zhang Liang made several unintentional shots, like losing two wild bulls on the chessboard, making the entire chessboard a mess, and everyone's layout would be disrupted.

"Phew!"

In the quicksand river, the bearded roller shutter spit out the remaining fish bones in his mouth, and looked at the sky with melancholy eyes, which were like a famous dish in the rotten country - looking up at the starry sky.

"What time is it this day!"

has lived in the world for a long time, and he has learned the authentic Trump, and the words of heaven are almost forgotten.

In Gao Laozhuang, Gao Yulan nodded Zhu Bajie's nostrils with disgust, and said: "You still say that you are a fairy who is a god every day, and you eat more than anyone else, if you don't do more, who is rare for a son-in-law like you?"

"Lady, you can't say that, I'm very capable~"

The penultimate word dragged out, making Gao Yulan's face blush, and the old wooden plank bed creaked and began a symphony again.

......

"Bastard!"

Haotian God was so angry that there was smoke above his head, the two most confidant generals in the human world, there was no reliable person around him, the situation became more and more strange, and he felt that something was wrong, and the air was filled with strange smells.

The group of immortals every day is now very active one by one, and they didn't work hard in the past, and they put on a dead face one by one, except for the peach conference, they are not active, and the rest of the time can be pushed, and the efficiency of work is called a low, and it can't be rubbed down for hundreds of years.

Now the efficiency is more than one grade, like a hungry lone wolf, seeing a pile of food in front of him, he pounced frantically, and he couldn't stop the car.

It's obviously a good thing, but Haotian God always feels empty in his heart, and uses the Haotian mirror to look at the human world, the former henchman general is touching the fish in the quicksand river, and in the past, he relied on the surrounding villagers to help him with a little firewood, rice, oil and salt, and his speech was already a Sichuan flavor.

Marshal Tianpeng of Gao Laozhuang completely got along with that mortal woman, if he hadn't stared at the six reincarnations, I'm afraid that the piglets would have to give birth to several litters.

"It's not going to go on like this, you definitely have to change it. ”

Haotian God was distressed, thinking about what excuse to use to recall Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling Shutter back to Heaven, and he was a little unwilling in his heart.

What was supposed to be a good opportunity to divide the cake is gone, and he feels extremely heartbroken!

"Your Majesty, don't you want to have a handful?"

All kinds of thoughts were spinning in his mind, and the Haotian Mirror that was still in his hand was buzzing and vibrating, it was the old man of Tai Bai Xing who was looking for him to fight the immortals.

"Well, do you play cards first or solve the problem first?"

Thinking about it for less than a second, Haotian God came up with the answer, decisively operated the Haotian Mirror, clicked on the interface, skillfully entered it, and occupied a position, with his ninety-five supreme position, of course, he was a worthy grabbing immortal.