Chapter 831: 10,000 tons of critical hits
"You're not interested in both men and women, so you're nothing. ”
Wu Wang's words directly caused 10,000 tons of damage to Xu Yang.
Xu Yang's expression was distorted, he was really about to have a heart attack.
Why is Wu Wang's poisonous mouth and poisonous tongue, this is the best evidence.
In a word, he was beaten to the ground.
He pointed at Wu Wang, almost unable to speak.
"I, I think you're lame. Which eye do you see that I'm not interested in women or men? When Lao Tzu flirted with his sister, you were still wearing open crotch pants. ”
Wu Wang completed the crit again, "You flirted with so many girls, have you slept with them?"
Burst!
Xu Yang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Young man, don't be so obnoxious when you talk. ”
Wu Wang was also aggrieved, "I didn't want to say it, but you forced me to say it." ”
"Or is it my fault?"
Wu Wang nodded, "If you don't force me, I will definitely not say what is in my heart." ”
Roll on.
Stinky boy, not very old, too lethal.
Wu Wang also said: "I have turned the book, and there are actually many people like you. Many people, like you, don't like women, men, or even go to bed, it's normal. Xu Yang, don't feel inferior. ”
"Get out! Which eye do you see Lao Tzu inferior? Lao Tzu has always been proud, okay? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. ”
Xu Yang's heart hurt, and Wu Wang's words were like a knife stuck in his heart. This kid is a wolf, he stabs him silently, it's really ruthless.
Wu Wang had an expression that I could see through everything, and although he was silent, he was still very annoying.
Xu Yang was so angry that he directly snatched Wu Wang's mobile phone and asked Gao Xin to drive down the mountain to pick him up.
Then he sat on the pavement and said, "I can't walk." It's better to wait for high-tech battery cars. ”
Wu Wang hummed and muttered: "I have long said that you are waiting for the battery car, and you are still fooling me." The result?"
Xu Yang bared his teeth and wanted to hit someone.
However, there are more things waiting for him.
Hackers ran down to see the joke.
The hacker shook his hair and threw all the raindrops on Xu Yang's face.
Xu Yang squinted his eyes and pointed at the hacker, "I have to suggest the little boss to find a chance to clean you up." ”
"Meow ......"
Xu Yang, Ben Meow misunderstood you. It turns out that you don't like women and don't like men, don't you like gourd babies?
Burst!
Xu Yang suffered 10,000 injuries, and he said viciously: "I not only like gourd babies, I also like a cat covered in pitch black." ”
The hacker grinned and laughed at Xu Yang.
"Meow ......"
Xu Yang, you are all crippled in the third level, don't do it. At night, you drink porridge, we eat fragrant and spicy, cool and crooked.
"Hacker, you come here, you come closer. I didn't offend you. ”
Wu Wang suddenly interjected, "It's not that I don't report it, the time has not yet come." You've just done too much evil before, so you're going to be ridiculed by hackers. ”
The corners of Xu Xiang's mouth twitched, and he said to Wu Wang: "Shut up." You are not allowed to speak. ”
Wu Wang pinched his nose and thought to himself that Xu Yang must have been caught by him for a sore foot, so he was annoyed and angry.
Forget it, he doesn't care about the disabled in general.
Gao Xin drove the battery car down the mountain.
"You sit in the middle of the road? Come on. I also have to help the little boss cook dinner, and I have to invite a lot of people to dinner in the evening. Uncle, aunt, they will all come over. ”
"Whose do you call uncle, aunt?"
"I called along the little boss. ”
"As a lackey under the gate of Yuquan Mountain, you have to call your uncle and aunt. ”
Burst!
Gao Xin was stunned for a moment, "Do I really want to call my uncle and aunt?"
Wu Wang couldn't bear to look at it directly.
Even hackers cover their faces.
Gaoxin, can you not be fooled by Xu Yang.
Xu Yang also said seriously: "Yes, you have to call the ancestor and clarify your name." ”
Wu Wang held back a smile, shrugged his shoulders, and couldn't hold it back.
High-tech point, deep sense of reasonable.
When the battery car went up the hill and was halfway there, he suddenly stopped the car, "That's not right." I remember the little boss himself saying that he would just be called as usual. My mother, who I already call the little boss, calls her the big boss, and the big boss especially likes it when I call her that. ”
Wu Wang couldn't hold back any longer and laughed.
Xu Yang coughed a few times in succession, reminding Wu Wang not to go too far.
Wu Wang: "Hahahaha...... Gaoxin, don't be fooled by Xu Yang. He's a big fool. ”
Xu Yang said nonsense seriously: "I'm just giving Gaoxin a pertinent suggestion." ”
Gao Xin snorted, "For the sake of our life and death together in the secret realm, I won't care about it this time." I'll cook porridge for you when I go back later, and you can eat more. ”
Xu Yang's noodles have a dish, "I want to eat meat." ”
"Little boss, don't nod your head, you don't want to eat meat in your life. ”
"It's abuse. ”
"You did it yourself, too. ”
The three of them went up to the villa, and the smell of food came to their nostrils.
A long-lost taste.
It's better to be in Yuquan Mountain.
I don't want to go out in the future.
It's great that everyone is developing behind closed doors.
"Little boss, there is something to eat. ”
Xu Yang was hungry.
Lu Zhan was busy, "You can see for yourself if there is anything to eat in the refrigerator." ”
Xu Yang rummaged through the refrigerator and let him find a piece of cake.
The cake was prepared by Lu Zhan for hackers.
As a result, it was stolen by Xu Yang.
By the time the hacker returned to the lodge and wanted to eat the cake, the cake was gone.
The hacker arched his body and glared at Xu Yang angrily.
As soon as he smelled the taste, he knew that Xu Yang had stolen its cake.
Xu Yang looked stunned, "I eat generously, don't slander." ”
"Meow ......"
Loss-making meow cake.
Xu Yang stretched out his hand, "Bring your mobile phone, I'll buy you snacks online, as many as you want." ”
"Meow ......"
You don't have any money. I want to fool Ben Meow and dream.
Xu Yang heaved, "Who said I don't have money, when I buy a mobile phone and re-register for mobile banking, I will have money." ”
"Meow ......"
Do you remember the card number? Do you remember the password? How much money is in the card, do you know?
Xu Yang looked confused.
He almost forgot his ID number, where did he remember what card number.
The card number cannot be remembered, and it is impossible to remember the card number in this life.
As for the password, he still has a bit of an influence, try three or four times, and you should be able to retrieve the password.
He shouted at the kitchen, "Little boss, has the reward for going back to the secret realm come down this time?"
Lu Zhan said: "I haven't come down yet, I have to wait a little longer." ”
"Everyone is back, what are you waiting for?"
Wu Wang raised his hand, "I know, I know." We went to twenty people, six of whom are missing, and it is still uncertain whether they were alive or dead. I have to wait another month, and I am basically sure that I will die in the secret realm, and then the reward will be paid. ”
Xu Yang frowned, "That sword cultivator, called Ye Yunqing, I remember that he is also missing." His cultivation is so high, there is no reason why he would die in the secret realm. Little boss, Ye Yunqing should still be alive. ”
Lu Zhan said: "I hope he is still alive." I also believe that he will survive. ”
He and Ye Yunqing agreed to compete, but they have not fulfilled the contract.
He will wait for the other party in Yuquan Mountain.