You won't be ......" I looked at Tsing Yi, Ma Dan, you better shut up.

"That's right, we've all gone through these for 10,000 years, and even now it's become a mess, and there's no clue about the chaos, and the only one who can solve this clue is you. "Tsing Yi didn't disappoint me.

But,, you're still letting me down. This is not Lao Tzu's character, Lao Tzu's character should be a rich second generation who is lazy and lazy, living a life of drunkenness every day, and then doing nothing to live my rich and boring life. What I hope I do is to smoke, drink, perm my hair, take care of my sister, stay up late, and wander among the flowers, of course, I will not be a "saint" who does not touch the leaves, if you can, please bury me in the flowers.

This is the life I yearn for, but the life described by Tsing Yi for me is definitely a life that runs counter to my ideals and beliefs.

I have the urge to wield a knife to abolish the codeword, and if it goes on like this, Lao Tzu's protagonist's aura will definitely become dim, and he will even become one of the worst protagonists. Moreover, now there are signs of developing towards the most miserable protagonist, and snoring is a clue.

Change the name of your book, don't call me not to ascend to the sky, call me not as good as a dog series of books.

"Can I quit?" I asked Tsing Yi, to be honest, Lao Tzu was very aggrieved.

"Yes. ”

"Thank you. ”

"But I, as your brother, will die. Tsing Yi said.

"Nima! Tell you the story of Ang, crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself, it will definitely not work here in Lao Tzu. "My fingers were about to poke Tsing Yi's nose, and the spitting stars collapsed all over Tsing Yi's face.

Tsing Yi wiped his face and said, "Don't make trouble, you should remember, right? Baisha Mountain, I gambled my life span for seven thousand years." ”

"Yes. I nodded.

"Later, I threw in the Iron Fist Gate for another thousand years of life, which was used to detain the soul of the Lord of the Iron Liang Gate. ”

I nodded again, your uncle, I have never seen you treat your life as dung like this.

"I have a thousand years left at most. Tsing Yi counted with his fingers.

"A thousand years is not too short, isn't it?" I asked tentatively.

"One day in the world, a hundred years in the underworld. Tsing Yi reiterated.

Damn, forget that,!

"Tsing Yi, are you just waiting for Lao Tzu here? You just want Lao Tzu to work for you, don't you?" I want to shake Tsing Yi's head directly from his neck, so that he will have to live the rest of the millennium with a careful budget.

"Tsing Yi is not here, I will not live alone. Qin Xin also came to join in the fun.

I'd like to kill both of you now, if the codeword fool agrees.

"Lao Tzu answered. ”

"Okay, adjourn. Tsing Yi clapped his hands, and everyone left quietly.

No, Lao Tzu has made such a big sacrifice, shouldn't I be moved by the sacrifice I have paid? I don't need to cry, shake hands one by one, and express condolences, right? I just left? Why do I feel cheated?

A gentle and warm hand lifted my shoulder from behind, and the little face behind me was gentle.

"Don't worry, fools are foolish. "Wan Lingxin comforts me, it's better not to be comforted, Lao Tzu wants to be quiet.

Everyone left one after another, and I finally entered a state of one head and two big, Lao Tzu's impulse This is how much responsibility to rush out.

Hemp eggs!

Go to bed!

So, the next day, I appeared alive again outside the gate of the Li Clan.

Everyone was surprised, according to the general situation, such a big pressure suddenly pressed on a person's body, it should collapse, at least it should be on the verge of collapse. But looking at my state, the reason is a little stressful.

Wan Lingxin's concerned eyes came: Are you stupid because of the pressure?

My eyebrows flickered over the look: What did you say yesterday?

Everyone's eyes: How heartless you are.

"I remember yesterday you said you only had a thousand years to live. I nodded solemnly, I still remember this matter, after all, Tsing Yi is my good brother, a good brother who is as close as a brother, and a good brother who can be cut off directly for the sake of the soul heart.

Tsing Yi sighed: Ill-fated and divergent.

The crowd soon gathered, and now there were only a hundred people left from the original five hundred, gathered in front of the door of the Li clan and chatted.

This point of the Lizu is worth learning from us, or it should be worth learning from the Liuyun School or other major schools.

The competition, for the sake of nature is the ranking, there is a ranking, there is naturally a need to win or lose, therefore, there will naturally be joy, anger and sorrow, the winner smiled and encouraged a few words of encouragement, and the heart will still secretly scold a dish X, and the loser said that he will continue to work hard, and the heart is not the same as the hope to win the urine test, the best urine test result is that there is not a drop of urine in the stimulant.

Therefore, in the competition, the most useless sentence is always friendship first. If you don't hate him to the core, how can you have so much motivation.

And the advantage of the force clan is that if you lose, you will go back and fight directly, and you will be done. The next day, there were no more losers on the field.

The second project is much simpler, which fully reflects the simple, straightforward and bright style of the Lizu.

With a wave of his hand, several strong men lifted out a wooden stake and stuck it on the ground with a clatter, splashing snowflakes everywhere.

The stake looks almost two meters long, and it looks like two hugs are thick, and it looks stocky when inserted in the snow, and the others are really just a stake. There are two cracks on the stake, although not large, but they are very noticeable on the dull yellow stake. Other parts are also mottled, like rotten wood that has been thrown outdoors for many years and has been burned by the sun and rain.

It's just that weight, but it makes us arouse a lot of curiosity.

The patriarch's voice also sounded at this time: "The second game, the force pile." ”

"What is this thing for?" I asked Xiao Rou beside me.

"Test the strength. ”

"How to test?"

"There are two ways, one is to move the stake, as for how to move it is your own business, as long as the stake moves, it can be calculated according to the length of time. The second is to hit the stake, punch down, and calculate the amount of strength. Of course, these calculations are calculated by the force pile itself. Xiao Rou said.

"This thing seems to be awesome. I tilted my head and said to Tsing Yi beside me.

"If the treasure of the Li clan is a tattered thing, isn't it a bit unlike?" Tsing Yi said.

"How do you know that?" I asked.

"Asked. Ask Xiaorou. ”

Damn, I thought you guessed it again.

"If that's the case, isn't there no difference?" I asked Xiaorou, the result of both methods is a test of strength, is there a difference in strength?

The next moment, I once again admit that I am stupid X, I should withdraw from the stage of history, and let me be happy to be a fool.

Moving stakes tests endurance, while attacking stakes tests explosiveness.

"Then can I test my endurance and then test my explosiveness?" I asked Xiaorou.

"Yes, but do you still have the strength?"

Lao Tzu must have been under too much pressure yesterday, so his mind is not clear today.

As the patriarch announced the start of the game, everyone also consciously lined up.

Although this competition is simple, it is not so easy to complete, everyone wants to get their own good results, so everyone is almost carried out of this field by others, and everyone will never give up until they are exhausted.

After a while, Xiao Rou stood in front of the force pile, and there were only a few of us left among all the contestants.

The light in his hand flashed, and a long knife of more than two meters appeared in Xiao Rou's hand.

Isn't that cheating? I naturally asked.

"Didn't you watch the previous competition?" the Ape King looked back at me with a puzzled expression.

"Before, I fell asleep. ”

There are two words written in the eyes of the ape king: What a fucking stunned thing!