At ten o'clock in the morning, he dialed two numbers.

At twelve o'clock, in a Sichuan restaurant, Liu Sanguan sat with two young people.

"Boss, please repeat, you were beaten all over the ground by a flight attendant? This is the outrageous joke I've heard. “

A slender guy who spoke with all the hair on the top of his head standing up.

"Love saint, it's true, I was almost kicked to death by her, and now my stomach hurts. ”

'Did you check out any results?'

"Nope. “

"No, that's fine, when you went in, did you see it?"

"What do you see? I saw the doctor writing a list. ”

"No, I mean to say, when you see her, that is, Chen Hanfeng is not wearing clothes, boss, you kicked her, you have to get something back. ”

"I'm ashamed that I went in with my eyes squinted. “

"Cut -------"

Both buddies raised their middle fingers.

"Leader, don't stand and talk without backache, that woman is really evil!"

The first leader's real name is Huang Shu, and the love saint's real name is Qin Daozhen, who is Liu Sanguan's best friend, and they all live in the same dormitory, originally Liu Sanguan had four dead friends, and the summer vacation is over, and the two of them are members of the school's tap dance team, and they are rehearsing a show at school, what is it called Rabbit on the Moon, and they are going to SH to compete in September.

Liu Sanguan was ridiculed, and he wanted to comfort these two people, but he didn't expect that, well, don't say it, no one believes it.

Qingsheng picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, swallowed his stomach, took another sip of beer, and said: "Boss, it's not that we don't believe it, you think, you have practiced, the last time we went to the dance hall, look at you, how good you can fight!"

The leader also said: "That's right, boss, if you hadn't taken the bench and led a few brothers out of the encirclement last time, we would have been miserable, and now you say, you were beaten by a flight attendant, and you kicked out your old nose far away, who believes it?"

"No, she must have practiced, master!"

Qingsheng said: "You are also a master, and you have become a martial arts coach!"

Liu Sanguan went down with a glass of beer and said, "Brother, alas, don't say it, don't say it..."

"Boss, you're really not going to go back to your dad's new house?"

"What are you going to do when you go back, don't say that you can't collect the rent, and give them the fuck to wash clothes, cook, and take out the garbage....."

Love saint, but the first hand looked at him.

"What are you watching me do?"

"Boss, judging from your evil depressed expression, what you said seems to be true again. “

"Two square brains, what I said is true!"

One hand plucked a mustache from his chin and said, "So, we need to check it carefully." '

Qing Shengdao: "Leader, how do you want to verify?"

"Seeing is better than seeing, seeing is believing!"

As if he was thoughtful, he thought for a few seconds and said, "Yes, it makes sense, what a happy thing it is to be surrounded by seven flight attendants!"

"It's not so happy, it's thief happiness!"

Liu Sanguan pointed at the two of them and scolded: "Damn! Washing clothes, cooking, and taking out the garbage is happiness?!"

Qingsheng said: "Boss, calm is a blessing, seeing that you are so excited, those seven flight attendants must not look good." Isn't it?"

Liu Sanguan shook his head and said, "You are wrong, this is the most beautiful flight attendant group I have ever seen, all of them are not good." ”

The leader hurriedly asked: "Compared to Li Qingwei, the No. 1 school flower of our school, how is it?"

"Li Qingwei, pull it down, just her, there is no comparison, let's put it this way, Li Qingwei is in front of them, at most like a little sparrow with a few colored feathers on its tail.

Qing Shengdao: "Boss, you are suspected of seriously exaggerating the facts, Li Qingwei is a goddess, I don't allow you to say this about her." ”

Liu Sanguan said with a smile: "The leader has said it, it is better to see than to hear, you have seen it, and then it is not too late to draw conclusions." ”

Qingsheng then said: "It seems that I feel more and more that this matter needs to be verified, otherwise, if your father really has seven flight attendants, I will be happy to serve you instead, I will not complain, not a word, I will deal with them, I will recover the rent for you, how about it?"

The leader immediately followed up: "Yes, boss, in order to confirm that you are not lying, I think it is necessary to advance and retreat with the two of you, I apply, and I will go too." “

Liu Sanguan rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you want to go?"

"Needless to say. “

"Okay, that's it, but, let's talk about the ugly things ahead, and we must help me give this breath! “

"No problem, Boss!"

The two buddies patted their chests and promised.

"Okay, that's it, when are you coming?"

Qingsheng smiled: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just this afternoon." ”

"Aren't you going to rehearse in the afternoon?"

The leader said happily: "Arrange a yarn, the flight attendant is important! By the way, are we moving everything to your new house?"

"What are you moving?"

"Boss, of course it's a daily necessities. ”

"Are you really going to live in that house?"

"It's not to live, it's to blossom and bear fruit, isn't it, number one?"

"There is a mistake in the wood, I have to dress up, dress up well, boss, my saliva is down from what you said, I hope it is really as beautiful as you say, I don't want to see any fat powder girls, there are too many fat powder girls in our school. ”

"I'm not going to lie to you, both. “

"Boss, be righteous!"

"Boss, you can't eat so many beauties, it's really righteous!"

As soon as the three of them came out of the restaurant, they were greeted by a headmaster.

The three of them all stood in the same upright posture, just like a soldier seeing the general, and they all shouted respectfully: "Hello principal." “

"What are you three plotting again?"

Liu Sanguan asked, "Principal, are you also here for dinner?"

"Of course, sneaky, are you ready to do bad things again?"

The leader hurriedly said: "No, no, boss, no, Liu Sanguan has changed his ways, we are all, we are, hehehe......."

The headmaster buttoned his glasses to his nose, looked at the three of them, put them on, and said, "Let's go." '

"Yes, Headmaster!"

The three of them ran away in a hurry.

The principal looked at the disappearing backs of several people, smiled self-deprecatingly, and entered the Sichuan restaurant.

Liu Sanguan and the three of them ran away from a distance, and said: "Boss, the principal seems to be still guarding us, don't we just remove his two tires, he is still angry..."

"Don't mention the tires .... It's all gone, and we've been punished for standing for a day, and we're all leveled up, and we're concentrating on getting down to business. “

In the afternoon of the same day, the first leader, Qingsheng followed Liu Sanguan to the new house. After they entered the room, the living room was empty, leaving Tao Yuanyuan sitting on the sofa watching TV and watching Korean romance movies.

"Hi Beauty....."

The love saint first greeted Tao Yuanyuan, and his expression was like Tao Yuanyuan's friend.

"Hello...."

"Introduction, this is..."

Before Liu Sanguan could speak, Qing Sheng had already stretched out his hand from a distance, his right hand was stretched out, and his left hand was hidden behind his back, but his thumb was raised high.

The leader was in a hurry, tilted his head sideways and asked Liu Sanguan in a low voice: "It's not that there are seven, why is there only one, is this Chen Hanfeng?"

"No, pig's head.... What's the hurry. ”

Liu Sanguan scolded, and over there, Qingsheng and Tao Yuanyuan were shaking hands.

"My name is Huang Shu, you can call me a love saint, hello, beauty, what is your name?"

"Hello, I'm Tao Yuanyuan, it's a pleasure to meet you. ”

Tao Yuanyuan is very generous.

The leader asked, "You're watching TV alone?"

"yes, they all flew away. ”

The word disappointment was obviously imprinted on the face of the first hand, but Tao Yuanyuan said again: "Sister Hanfeng didn't fly, I went shopping." ”

As soon as the words fell, the sound of the door opening came from the door, and Chen Hanfeng came in with a small paper bag.

Sister Hanfeng, it must be Chen Hanfeng. The first hand wanted to go up, but the love saint took the first step and said: "Beauty, I write in yellow, from today on, I am yours...."

Chen Hanfeng took off his shoes and asked, "Why does your hairstyle look like a hedgehog in the sewer, it's disgusting, hurry up and smooth it out!"

The leader smiled: "My hairstyle is quite good. ”

"Dead fatty, you are as fat as a boar in the field, and you don't look good at any hairstyle!"

Well, get off the horse?

Qingsheng was about to say two sentences, Chen Hanfeng said: "Liu Sanguan, where did you die, we don't have anything to eat at noon!"

Liu Sanguan said: "Where am I going, and I still need to report to you?"

"Of course I don't care where you go, you drip ink on the contract, the defaulter, you have to pay liquidated damages, a thousand yuan a day, take it." ”

Chen Hanfeng stretched out his palm.

Qingsheng coughed and said, "Actually...."

"Actually, fart, who are you, get out of the way. ”

Qingsheng was a little embarrassed: "Actually, the boss didn't mean to break the contract, he went to school because of an emergency...."

"Wait, you just said, you are ours, what are ours?"

"Roommate, beauty, honored. ”

"Roommate, Liu Sanguan, we rented this house, what qualifications do you have to let others come in and live in?"

The leader said: "However, you didn't pay the rent. ”

Chen Hanfeng's eyes blinked twice, and he said, "Do you know what it means to be willing to gamble and lose?"

"Of course I know, but..."

"Don't be, fuck off!"

Tao Yuanyuan pulled Chen Hanfeng aside and muttered a few words in his ear, so Chen Hanfeng said: "In the upper room, the toilet is blocked, if you want to live in, open the toilet first, but you can't call the toilet worker outside to come in and repair it!"

Qingsheng immediately said: "Okay, willing to serve, where is it, which room? ’

Liu Sanguan rolled his eyes, crying and laughing.