Chapter 309: Walking the Kidneys

Hello students, it's everyone's favorite lecture hall time, I am the poor teacher you spend money to support.

In today's lesson, the teacher wants to teach you to understand a truth, that is, not to look at things one-sidedly.

The teacher will tell four stories first.

The blind man feels an elephant

Sitting in a well and watching the sky,

There is a code to watch the film,

Catch rape in bed.

The blind man touching the elephant is talking about three blind men studying what an elephant looks like.

The blind man touched the elephant's tail and said that the elephant was like a whip.

The blind man then touched the elephant's hind legs, saying that the elephant was like a pillar.

The blind man was amazed when he heard this: Is it like a whip or a pillar? Under the mould he exclaimed aloud: not like a whip at all, not like a pillar, like a trumpet!

The blind man said that if you touch it further, this root is mine......

So the blind man continued to touch forward, and exclaimed again under the mold: "It's still like a twitter!"

The blind man groaned: "Oh~ah~um~~~ Like?, then you touch it again......

Through this story, we can learn not to overthink simple things with complexity.

Sitting in the well and watching the sky is about a frog at the bottom of the well, and every day it looks at the outside world through the well, and it thinks that the outside world is as big as the wellhead.

One day a man came from outside the well, and the frog asked him, "Where did you come from?"

The man replied, "I am from the outside world." ”

"The outside world?"

"Yes, the outside world is boundless and vast. ”

The frog was curious: "Yes~ Then I'll go out and have a look, please get out of the way, such a low well, I can get out of the way." ”

When the man heard this, "Oh, are you very strong?"

"yes, what's wrong?"

As soon as the man took off his pants and sat down on the well: "Oh~ah~um~~~ come, wear it hard." ”

The frog said helplessly: "Blind one, are you so interesting?"

Through this story, we can learn not to think of complex things as simple.

Everyone understands watching movies with a code, and if you don't understand it, go home and watch it, now it's strict, it's not good to popularize it publicly, or just say that you catch a rape in bed.

For example, your wife... Oh, I'm sorry, you don't have a wife, for example, Liu Lao Liu's wife is stealing people outside!

After mastering the conclusive evidence, Liu Laoliu stepped on the time and place and successfully caught the rapist in bed in one fell swoop, but what is the use of this? The facts have already happened, what can you do if you block it, the embarrassment is small, and the loss of follow-up clues is a big matter.

Catching an adulterer in bed represents the end of a cheating incident, but who dares to be sure that Liu Laoliu's daughter-in-law will cheat this time? Who dares to be sure that Liu Laoliu and his daughter-in-law are messing with this person?

Therefore, it is best not to catch the rapist in bed, and it is the right way to collect more evidence and expand the influence, otherwise where will we have fun watching the excitement.

Through these two stories, we can learn not to deceive ourselves and others, let alone take things out of context.

The above is all the content of this class, students should not make the mistake of seeing things one-sidedly in the future~

Class!

Taught others not to look at things one-sidedly, not to think of complex things as simple, and not to make simple things complicated. But as a teacher, I accidentally made a similar mistake.

I think of the Spirit Jiao King's ability.

In order to achieve great things, I took the special combat team to endure humiliation and serve Lingjiao for a week, but it was so refreshing that I finally agreed to help me go to the virtual gods.

Of course I'm very happy, but I can't get carried away, I said king, let's not worry, let's test your level before the actual battle, and I can have a little bottom in my heart.

I took Lingjiao to the shooting range where the special combat team trained daily, and then brought a group of males from the ecological park.

I said don't be modest, squirt~

Lingjiao has always been unhappy about the virtual gods, but when it comes to spraying hidden love enemies, don't be too proactive.

As soon as my voice fell, I saw Lingjiao open its huge mouth, white light flashed between its throats, and then a mouthful of natal true yuan spewed out!

The energy of the other world produced a huge rejection reaction in the virtual world, just like ice cubes suddenly thrown into a boiling oil pot, and there was a crackling and deafening explosion in the space, as if even the world was hurt by this true element.

Those fourth-generation artificially bred creatures from the Wanzi Group with the strength of a mini-boss also noticed the abnormality, but what could they do in the face of the coercion that even the guardian beasts of the God Realm could not resist.

Before they could make contact, a large number of creatures were shocked to death on the spot by the coercion of the natal true element, and a few of the stronger ones just wiped the edge and turned into nothingness.

This natal true element did not encounter any resistance, and the volley flew farther and farther in the air, higher and higher, and finally slowly disappeared at the end of the line of sight, not knowing where it was going.

My excited hip grooves are wet, and this kind of ending is more shocking than ordinary big bangs, because it represents unknown power!

I encouraged: "The cow beeped my king, you can take another bite, this time spray on the ground in the distance, let's see how big the damage is." ”

Lingjiao coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm: "Ahem~ It's gone." ”

"Huh, what's gone?"

"Zhenyuan ~ is empty. ”

"What?" I exclaimed, "It's just that bit of true yuan that doesn't have as much phlegm as this, so it's empty?"

Lingjiao nodded: "Well~"

I was so angry that I scolded, you um, your uncle, usually every day is full of spirit, I haven't heard you quarrel with the air below, this is a neck across half of the body, why is the gap between the spray on the top so big?

Lingjiao scratched his head embarrassedly: "Go kidney~"

"What do you mean? You can walk a lot with your kidneys, but you can't get out of your throat?"

"Yes~"

"I'm right to your uncle, I think you're overindulgent, waiting for me to find a way for you, if you don't recruit me, I'll seal your harem, see if you still have kidneys!"

Lingjiao knew that I was scaring it, so he didn't take it seriously at all, and sat on the ground and fiddled with his little trumpet. I didn't bother to look at its virtue of exalting the two righteousness, and turned to the side to call Ji Xiaoman through my divine sense.

Since Lingjiao has completely recovered his body, I can accumulate the true qi I have cultivated in my body, and with the power of my true qi, I can take the initiative to contact them when I contact Heavenly Court every week.

"Girl, are you talking~"

Ji Xiaoman's voice soon came: "Hehe, my brother has also begun to learn the two words of Lingjiao King?"

I said you don't compare me with it, you know everything here, think about it for me, can you let Lingjiao raise the true yuan, just this small bite is enough to do a fart.

Lingjiao is a dragon species, and its characteristics are recorded in the heavenly court, and Ji Xiaoman opened the Tianyan system and found out the way after a little check.

"The Spirit Jiao King is due to the restoration of the body not long ago, coupled with excessive indulgence that led to the lack of true yuan, the best way to increase the amount of true yuan is abstinence. ”

I said you don't know about Lingjiao, I said that banning its desire is to scare it, how can it really be forbidden, it will suffocate to death in less than two days, and there is no other way?

Ji Xiaoman said: "There is another way, which is to launch the true yuan through the horns of the Spirit Jiao King, which also has the same enhancement effect as walking the kidneys." ”

"This method is good~~"

Ji Xiaoman reminded: "But it will hurt your brain to release the true yuan in this way." ”

I glanced back at Lingjiao, who was standing on two hind legs, wagging its tail and whistling to pee in the distance.

I asked Ji Xiaoman: "Look at it like this, is there room for further damage to the brain?"

Ji Xiaoman sighed: "Since there is no space, let's give it a try, maybe it will be better to stimulate it~"