It's true that thunder and rain are coming, and it's also true that I'm about to have a catastrophe. Li Shi's guess was confirmed by Ji Xiaoman, and she concluded with the eye of heaven that my true qi was indeed evolving towards immortal qi because of the refining of the sea of qi, and the root of all this was all in the jade liquid elixir.

It is said that drinking alcohol to replenish the body, which is special! Who would have thought that it would be so big.

Ji Xiaoman's Tianyan P super is definitely not wrong, she said that at the current speed of true qi transformation, I will attract heavenly thunder in less than a month!

The thief is so afraid, the thief is so panicked!

Brothers, what's going on!

I don't even dare to cross the Nine Secluded Earth Tribulations until now, let alone the Heavenly Tribulation. Needless to say, it is necessary for the Divine Movement to be destroyed, and I don't know how many cultivators in history have ended up with this fate because of the dream of ascension. But I'm even more miserable than them, because I can't succeed, if I succeed in crossing the tribulation, I have to follow the way of heaven and fly into an immortal, and I will enter the heavenly court when I become an immortal, but if the court is full of enemies today, wouldn't I be sad if I went~

We have to find a way to do it......

Is it too late to snap your throat and vomit?

Luo Fatzi said that it was too late, this thing absorbs thieves quickly, and it is possible to drink to death, but it will definitely not drink and vomit.

Is it too late to disperse the self-dispersing power?

Ji Xiaoman said that it was too late, my Qi Sea Body was transforming my True Qi attribute, and now it was precisely because I had too much True Qi that the transformation speed was slow. If I dissipate my strength, the conversion speed of the sea of qi will increase greatly with the decrease in the amount of true qi, and I will have to attract heavenly thunder before I have time to disperse half of it.

I said let's talk to Lei Gong.

So I asked Luo Fatzi to be drunk and lead Lei Gong Dafa to ask Lei Gong to appear as a saint.

The sky is thundering, and the gods are mighty.

I came to Lei Gong's side with the Inviting Moon Treasure Knife, and said in a panic: "Uncle, help~~ Save me!"

Lei Gong stood up with his eyes: "What should I do, uncle for a while, uncle for a while, eh, why do I want to use thunder to slash you so much!"

I said that's what it is. So I told Lei Gong how I made the jade liquid elixir, how I accidentally drank it, as well as the mutation of my body and my worries about the success or failure of the tribulation.

Lei Gong's eyes were a little straight after hearing this, and I was blindfolded at that time: "Uncle, look at your eyes... Am I hopeless?"

Lei Gong looked at me: "You have a sister and an uncle to hold back first, you really brewed a coarse jade liquid elixir?!"

I said what is there to blow with you about this thing, the third cellar has come out, and now half of the jar has been saved.

Lei Gong hazi flowed out, pulled me down, I said what are you going to do, Lei Gong said: "You hold back, take the rough and give me a taste." ”

"Really, I'm a braggart, wait for me to bring it to you. ”

"Wait!"

"What's wrong?"

"Get me two more dishes!"

Looking at the posture, Lei Gong is planning to have a drink here with me, I have to agree, and I have something to ask him, so hurry up and let Ji Xiaoman prepare wine and food.

As soon as I heard that I was going to stay with Lei Gong to drink, Luo Fatzi's face turned white with fright, can it not be white, just because of the matter of inviting Lei Gong to appear to the saint, he has been critically ill twice recently, I thought he was used to it, but I didn't expect it to have a shadow.

But today is a big deal and I have to wronged him again, it just so happens that Li Xian is also there, I asked him to take a good look at Luo Fatzi, don't deduct Yang Shou directly for too long.

Two pots of jade liquid elixir, four dishes of appetizers~

Lei Gong first chewed a few dried peanuts to open his taste buds, and then ate a few mouthfuls of spicy stir-fried spicy spur, and then solemnly raised the two-coin wine glass in front of him, closed his eyes and sipped the jade liquid elixir that exuded a pale golden floating light into his mouth.

With a snort, a glass was drunk.

I cautiously asked, "Uncle, what's the matter?

Lei Gong wiped a handful of old tears and said, "Eh, I'm dripping mother, I've been away from Heaven for five years, and I've drunk the jade liquid elixir again in the fourth place!"

Why don't you feel so emotional?

Lei Gong said that he was about to pour it directly when he opened the wine pot stopper, but I hurriedly stopped him: "Uncle, don't worry, you can't sleep for three or five days if you drink like this, Luo Fat Man will definitely not be able to hold it!"

Lei Gong pulled his arm back: "What the hell is a fat man not a fat man?

"I'm talking about the fat man of the Drunken Immortal Building, this wine can't be brewed without him!"

Only then did Lei Gong calm down and said embarrassedly: "Oh, that fat man in the drunken fairy building, don't worry, uncle can't harm him, this bit of drunkenness can't bring down uncle, uncle has a dose!"

As he spoke, he lifted his neck, and a pot of wine dried, and he immediately went to get a second pot after drinking.

I slapped the table: "Whether you drink it or not, the wine is here, just a little more!

Lei Gong sighed: "Little rabbit cub, the wings are stiff four times?!

My wings are stiff? I'm going to be stiff all over! I said that you should hurry up and solve the matter of the heavenly calamity for me, otherwise my small life and your wine and food are small, and the task of saving the world and the comfort of the heavenly court are big, and if something goes wrong, it is enough for you to drink a big pot, I see that your amount is good in front of the Heavenly Dao!

Lei Gong was rushed by me, and immediately lost his temper, and he didn't dare to delay the big thing because of greed.

"Seven realities, these four are not as terrible as you, the consequences of the water are very serious, but the four can be controlled. ”

I sighed, and while pouring wine for him, I said, "Isn't it that I don't know how to control your manifestation, you are closer than my own uncle, hurry up and light me two steps!"

Lei Gong picked up the wine glass, closed his eyes and smacked the wine into his mouth, and then took a heavy sip of wine, and he didn't know why he was so enjoyable.

After drinking three cups in a row, he said: "These four hiccup~~ These four, hey, hey, there are three general solutions to these four, which three do you have in the straight way?"

I can't rely on it, I drank too much so quickly? It's only a pot and a half, and it's only half a catty, is it because the jade liquid is strong or is it not good for Lei Gong? I can still maintain curiosity and contempt when my life is at stake, and I also admire my mentality.

I poured the wine and asked: "Please also ask my uncle to light it, what are the three ways?" ”

Lei Gong closed his eyes and pinched his fingers to calculate, and said something in his mouth, and said with a smile for a moment: "First president, hey, hey, you kid hiccup~~ What did you kid do...... What a money scam, well......"

I reminded: "Crowdfunding Repair Project!"

"That's right, you can get more True Qi and lift up the amount of True Qi in your body, so that you can slow down the transformation speed. On the other hand, you also speed up the progress and complete the printing before the catastrophe arrives, and when the merit is completed, we can take you back, and there will be no need to respond to the catastrophe. ”

I nodded: "This method is good, although it does not go to the root, but it is convenient to implement and can be used in an emergency, what about the other two methods?"

"Ziyo~~Ziyo~~Ziyo~~~~"

Another three cups of belly.

"The third way~~~"

"Uncle, you haven't said the second one yet, have you drunk too much?"

"My sister drinks too much, my sister drinks too much, let me tell you, what are you doing and I drink too much!!?

I hurriedly softened: "Okay, okay, you haven't drunk too much, I'm wrong, okay, let's talk about the second way first." ”

Lei Gong gave me a blank look: "My sister drank too much hiccup~ The second way, just hide in the Purple Mansion Immortal Garden, don't you have your daughter-in-law, you hehehe, you hide from your daughter-in-law in the Purple Mansion as a shrunken king, and when you cultivate into a scattered immortal and come out, then there will be no four~"

"Don't make trouble, uncle, what kind of education level do I have, I am definitely not good at cultivating scattered immortals, this method can only be regarded as the last one really can't be tried again, what about the third one?"

"Zi slip~~The third one~~ Vomit ~~~~~"

I'm!!I'm going to vomit as much as I say!

I hurriedly patted Lei Gong on the back: "Uncle, are you okay? If you can't drink it, don't drink it, I'll pack the rest for you." ”

Lei Gong didn't seem to hear what I said, and after spitting for a while, he said to himself: "There is a kind of food in the underworld that is specially enjoyed by the leadership, called the Nine Shadows Tribute, as the name suggests, it is a tribute from the mortal earth, and it has the effect of dissipating immortal energy. The third method is to synthesize the effect of the jade liquid by eating the Nine Shadows Tribute of the Difu, which can also play a role in alleviating the transformation speed of true qi. ”

I said happily: "This is okay, uncle, can you help me get some tribute for this?"

Lei Gong shook his head: "The underworld is the same as the heavenly court, it is not like bringing things roughly, and if it is detected by the Heavenly Dao, it will be destroyed by the Heavenly Dao." ”

I was disappointed: "What's the use, it's better not to say it." ”

Lei Gong smiled: "Can Uncle Guangshu not do it~" He said and pointed to the mess all over the ground and said: "I just had lunch before I came, these are deliberately rough to the ground, not intentionally brought from the underworld, there is no way to do it, you will just take a bite!"

"Vomit~~~~"

This time I threw up......