When I was a child, I lost my mouth, and it was easy to become a foodie after I had the conditions. When I was a child, I was afraid of being poor, and it was easy to become extravagant when I became rich. When I was a child, I lacked love, and when I grew up, I would spend my heart. I was ugly when I was a child, but I can still be ugly when I grow up......

I mean, any overindulgence is largely a compensation for childhood absence. So I asked my dad what Liu Lao Liu's extreme personality of eating, drinking, and chattering had been through when he was a child.

My dad laughed at himself when he forced himself, and he could pour himself into a puzzle by pouring himself a drink, and Liu Laoliu, who had fallen asleep, sighed: "He was like this when he was a child, it was pure nature~~"

Liu Lao Liu slept, he made it clear about the rebellion between Xianxia and Heavenly Court, and he also thought of ways to save Xichun, and slept peacefully.

I talked to my dad for a long time. Let's talk about his identity first, oh my God, my dad turned out to be the king of the demon realm in the demon, demon, and ghost realms parallel to the heavenly court.

If he had told me this when he was in Beitai, I would definitely think that the MLM fraud organization had already attacked my dad in order to retaliate against me. But after the journey of Xianxia, and then looking at Liu Laoliu's attitude towards him, I didn't have the slightest doubt and expressed complete belief.

My dad said that he was originally a high-level in the Demon World, and Fu Qiang was his incarnation in the basic world, and later because of some things, his incarnation awakened, and then followed Liu Laoliu's plot and inherited the position of the king of the Demon World.

I asked him what the demon world he was in charge of had to do with the Xianxia Demon Clan, and my dad said it had nothing to do with it, they were the same demon surname, but the essence was different.

The same demon surname......

My dad said, "Don't blame me, I've been too busy lately to pay attention to you, and you're too old." But I really don't know about you being tricked into the official savior, I warned Liu Lao Liu when you were a child and didn't let him contact you. After he became the Jade Emperor, he mentioned to me a few times that he wanted to turn you into an immortal, but I sternly refused, but I didn't expect to let this scum steal the chicken in the end!"

The more my dad talked, the more angry he became, and slapped Liu Lao Liu, who was asleep, and slapped Liu Lao Liu: "Chicken... Good ...... out of town"

I didn't know if he was talking about food or something, so I asked my dad, "Why don't you let him touch me?"

My dad sighed: "It seems that you still don't know about him, and there is no one who is targeted by him who will not suffer from disaster!"

"Ah, I know too well about that. ”

After that, we talked about my mother again, and he said that my mother's identity was nothing special, just an ordinary town flower, and he couldn't stand his temper, so he left early. Later, with his secret help, he became a small boss, and now he is doing well, with a family and a business.

After chatting about him, he asked a lot more about me, focusing on Manrou Xichun and the two children.

Why do you talk to my dad about my private life, I will briefly talk about it, and then ask him if he can help them with anything.

My request made him quite embarrassed, he said that the Demon Realm was independent of the Heavenly Court Lord's control, and it was difficult to meddle in it. He can't help Xichun at all, but he can take Man Rou and the two children to the Demon Realm, where their mothers and daughters are absolutely safe, but if I want to see it in the future, it will take a lot of trouble, after all, my identity is an immortal in the Heavenly Court, and I can't enter and leave the Demon Realm at will.

I said forget it, their mothers are as safe as in the Sword Sect world, no one dares to touch them, and no one can touch them.

Later, it was a small talk, and I learned that when I was fighting counterfeits in the human world, I had harmed the interests of many illegal organizations, and they tried to harm me many times, but my father helped me settle it from behind.

In the end, he asked me to do what I had to do, saying that he would not restrain me at any time.

"Dad... You're really open......"

"Pull it down, I'm not responsible!"

After resting in Heaven for one night, I also had a phone call with Manrou, and she said that she had received my canonization and would do her part. Then we chatted casually about Xichun, I heard that her mood was still very low, and I couldn't bear to blame her anymore, and finally I apologized, and she cried aggrieved for a long time.

The next day, I asked Liu Lao Liu to implement the placement of the heroic souls who died in battle in the Sword Sect World.

I said that my cow beep is blowing to cover the sky, and promised them that they will be meritorious in life, and they will be resettled when they die, and you can't let me not get off the stage.

Liu Lao Liu had a rare time, he said that it was really difficult to arrange this million people, but now the chaos is settled, the heavenly court just lacks soldiers and major generals, and one million heroic spirits can all be promoted to heavenly soldiers, among which the five hundred scattered immortals of the Huilong Sect are all named god generals!

Liu Laoliu put his arm around my shoulders and said: "But you also know that our suffering this time is to suffer too much loss of the power of the heavenly soldiers and generals, do we have to learn a lesson, so this time we will not give them immortal status, all according to the fairy child fairy given post, but enjoy the benefits of immortal status." ”

I'm already very satisfied with this result: "Okay, trouble the sixth master again, ask if there is anyone you don't want to stay and do it, you can arrange a good family and let them vote." ”

Liu Laoliu patted his chest and assured that there was absolutely no problem, and said that one million was arranged, and he still had one million vacancies.

"So if there are any relatives and friends in your family who can't think of it, let them die, and I'll arrange it here!"

"Your relatives and friends can't think of it! Why don't you die! Eh, this place is so familiar?"

Liu Laoliu and I chatted while strolling, and before we knew it, the surrounding scenery had already changed, and there was no blue sky, white clouds, and a sea of fog, and it became a gloomy place.

Liu Laoliu sighed, and his little belly was straight: "The nobles are so forgetful, this is the underworld~"

I was a little surprised: "What are you doing here? Are you going to get me on my way?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Ah, I'm not in a hurry, I'm afraid you're in a hurry, I said that the online game world is very dangerous, in case anything happens to the incarnation of the Xichun girl, you can't ask me about your little temper~"

"Huh, is the incarnation of Xichun really very dangerous?"

"Don't worry, no, I checked it in the book of life and death, the incarnation of Xichun in the online game world is 90 years old, and it's only 19 this year, so as long as the online game world is not destroyed, she won't have any danger to her life, the godfather is kicking her innocence, 19, tsk... It's the grade like a wolf and a tiger~ Your godfather and I will be 19 years old, and I have to masturbate ...... a day"

"Liu Lao Liu, do you still deny it this time?"

Liu Lao Liu and I turned around at the same time and saw my dad coming over angrily.

"Who do you say you're a godfather?!"

Liu Lao Liu hurriedly hid behind me: "You old stubborn, we young people are joking and provoking you~ We are still engaged in the foundation, what's the matter, I still call you father-in-law~ Pick up the ashes and not my father-in-law~"

Liu Laoliu, the scum of the year, really can't be controlled by anyone, or he can become the Jade Emperor in less than 30, he is really invincible.

My dad was so angry that he didn't have a good time, and he couldn't catch a word of stubble. I quickly diverted the topic: "Hey, you haven't told me about the specific situation over there, my purpose is to save Xichun, won't there be another task of the difficulty of the Sword Sect world for me to do?"

Liu Laoliu waved his hand again and again: "No, no, the last task was not difficult for you, isn't it easy for the beasts of the Demon ~~ clan to be destroyed by you, the difficulty is in the rebellion of the Heavenly Court." This mission will not be the same, it is simply to save the world. ”

"What kind of play is that online game world, because why should it be destroyed?"

Liu Lao Liu said excitedly: "The online game world is a virtual online game, people's consciousness enters the game to fight monsters and upgrade explosive equipment, the national war PK bubble little sister, the thief is particularly emotional~ If I didn't want to give you the opportunity to save Xichun, I would like to do this task myself." ”

My dad reminded me, "Don't believe it~"

I nodded: "I don't believe it~"

Liu Laoliu: "......"

You go on. ”

Liu Lao Liu secretly glanced at my dad: "Anyway, the game world is going to be destroyed, probably the kind of destruction where resources are exhausted." You have to explore the specifics yourself, that world is a high-tech product, not to mention us, there are many things that the Heavenly Dao can't understand, and the divine power in the heavenly court can't be exercised in that world. Let me explain to you this, through theocracy, we can give gold to the poor, but we can't change the balance of his bank card, because theocracy can't affect electronic information. ”

I feel in my heart that technology can really change the world, and even God can't control it.

I said okay, then let's start preparing, I went to Xianxia and gave me a secretary of the sea of qi or something, this time I have merit, can I give more welfare help?

Liu Lao Liu said that it was a must~

"First of all, I want to take back your Qi Sea Body and all your cultivation!"

Liu Lao Liu waved his hand as he spoke, and immediately a ghost cha rushed towards me with a big hook.

"Wait a minute!" I shouted, "Why are you collecting my Qi Sea Cultivation?

Liu Lao Liu was puzzled: "I don't want to either, but there is no way, the official savior descends to earth, and he can't take away the traces of other worlds." When you are a soldier, you will be equipped with a gun, and you will definitely have to collect it when you return to the place after retiring from the army~ This is all determined by heaven, if you want to blame him, you will blame him. ”

I don't know for a day which of his words is true: "You didn't lie to me, did you?

Liu Lao Liu shook his head, and my father also shrugged his shoulders: "It's almost, our Demon Realm envoys go down to earth on duty, and we have similar rules." ”

Then I can't help it, I say come on.

As soon as Liu Laoliu waved his hand, the ghost used a big hook to scratch on me, and the hook swept over me like a shadow, and a cloud of colored gas was hooked out, and I suddenly felt that the dantian was empty.

Liu Lao Liu looked at me and covered my stomach and said that it was okay, just drink some Huiren Kidney Treasure.

Me: "......"

After that, Liu Lao Liu exchanged something called the Lucky Account for me at the merit exchange office, saying that it was very helpful to me.

"It's done~ In addition to this lucky account, your sword god's body is also left, even if you are discharged from the army and robbed, but the body is still your own, hahaha, cool~"

It's okay, whatever, there's something left after this turn.

"Then let's hit the road!"

"Wait! tell me your number!"

Liu Lao Liu said disdainfully: "Tell you, what can you do, 8 8!"

"You didn't lie to me?"

"The sixth master doesn't say anything, only the old man, hurry up and get on the road!"

"Wait, the Divine Sense dial is only 1234, how can I press 8?"

"Are you stupid?" Liu Lao Liu picked up my hand and snapped his fingers one by one: "The index finger is 1, the middle finger is 2, the ring finger is 3, the little finger is 4, the index finger and the little finger are pressed together, it is 5, 8 is the index finger and the ring finger and the little finger are pressed together, 1+3+4, understand!"

It turned out to be such a thing, I scratched my head embarrassedly: "Hehe, I came from a liberal arts background, not science." ”

Liu Lao Liu snorted: "You pull it down, you graduated from middle school like me, where did you come from liberal arts and science!"

My dad also snorted: "You can pull it down too, you graduated from elementary school like me, when did you go to middle school!"

I didn't dare to say anything, but I still corrected: "Dad~ There was no school in Beitai in your time, and you didn't go to school." ”

The three of us were speechless for a while, and finally smiled in unison: "It's a little embarrassing~"

I said Sixth Master, I'll go, I'll call you if I have something.

Liu Lao Liu smiled evilly: "We can't intervene in the online game world, and the divine sense phone is not good~"

“......”

"Smash, in fact, to be a man, you still have to rely on yourself~~ By the way, your sword god's body is still there, but that world is a spiritual world, so it's not easy to use the sword god's body there. ”

"Liu Laoliu, you scum, did you deliberately trick me!"

Seeing that I was angry, Liu Lao Liu hurriedly called the ghost, and hurriedly ordered: "Send send, send him, send him to his funeral!"

I saw my dad close his eyes in pain, it turned out that he was also on Liu Laoliu's side!

I wanted to struggle, but two ghosts hugged me to death, and another ghost rushed up with a strangely shaped helmet, Liu Lao Liu stepped forward to take it, said forgive me, and then put the helmet on my head with his own hands.

There was a wave of electronic fluctuations, and I gradually lost consciousness in a reluctant mood.

Because I've noticed that this helmet... It's clearly green......