Chapter 0051 - I Want to Be an Internet Celebrity-1
"I don't admit it yet!"
"According to my reliable grapevine! You kid has been ...... for the past two days."
"I'm in and out with Shu Yujin, a sophomore girl in the Department of Medicine, and I'm tired of being slimy in the library all day long!"
The three heroes loudly exposed: "This kind of ugly behavior of showing affection has aroused the anger of the members of the major 'Single Dog Alliance' branches!"
"What?
"I haven't known each other for two days. ”
Er Yi breathed a sigh of relief: "Why did you become a girlfriend?"
"Report the Boss!"
"I smell the barbecue!"
"This kid doesn't call us when he eats Silla barbecue!"
"It must be a flower girl from the Department of Medicine. ”
Nobita suddenly sniffed his nose and said in surprise: "Let's have a romantic dinner together!"
"it!"
"Are you a dog?"
"You can smell it?"
Er Yi was startled, tilted his head and sniffed the sleeve on his arm.
But maybe I'm used to it, and I don't think it tastes.
Looking at Nobita with a chill, Er Yi said disgustedly: "If you have a romantic dinner, will you go to a smoky, greasy place like Silla barbecue?"
"Shut up!"
"Explanation is quibble!"
The second doctor was about to say something.
After staring at Er Yi for a while, he said suspiciously: "Xiao Er, why did you suddenly lose so much weight in the past two days?"
“......”
Two One didn't know how to answer.
"No wonder you've been doing it for the past two days. ”
"We didn't get up in the morning, and you were gone!"
"We slept at night, and you haven't come back yet!"
And after the three of them were silent for a while, they were suddenly shocked at the same time.
Putting on a "shocked face" exclaimed: "It turned out to be ...... I have a bold idea!"
"Didn't you say it!"
"People are here to help me!"
Eryi struggled to shake off the clamps of Xiaofu and Nobita, and said angrily: "What's wrong with me inviting someone to dinner?"
"Oh, I'll go!"
The eyes of the three widened: "This kid still wants to resist?"
As soon as Er Yi shrank back, he got out between the two of them, and quickly slipped into the toilet and tied the door.
"Don't hide in there and keep quiet! I know you're inside!"
"You have the ability to find a girl, why don't you have the ability to open the door!"
The three animals pounced on the hammer door: "Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!"
"it!"
"Enough for the three of you!"
Eryi, who was hiding in the toilet, almost collapsed without being beaten by these three teasing two goods.
According to their shouting, what was not there in the first place will be known to all the cattle upstairs and downstairs in the dormitory tomorrow!
But when the second one came out of the shower, the three animals were already sitting back in front of the computer as if nothing had happened, and they went back to the computer.
This made the second one breathe a sigh of relief.
While wiping his hair, he sat down shirtless in front of his notebook.
Be prepared to do your research on the relationship between live streaming and soul energy extraction.
But as soon as he sat down, the husband next to him turned his head to glance, and he almost showed his rib back body.
With a sympathetic face, he silently pushed over half a bottle, and he drank the rest of the nutrition express.
also put on a cheering action of "dry daddy!", with a expression of "I can only help you get here!".
The root of the tooth of the second hatred is itchy.
Resisting the urge to beat him, he focused his attention on his notebook.
The more you deal with these guys, the more energetic they become.
The boss "Fat Tiger" Tian Ruiwu is a little stronger, and this cargo is 1.94 meters tall.
It belongs to the kind of sports animals that have a five-minute rest and run for two hours, and have squandered their physical strength.
Not on the court, after exhausting his almost nuclear-powered physical energy, it is basically impossible for this thing to return to the dormitory.
So I'm not interested in gossip or anything, and it's just fun to mess around, for him, how can a girl have fun with basketball?
And the second "little husband" Chen Xiaofu, a low-profile rich second generation, boasts of being a saint to flirt with his sister, and is proficient in all kinds of flirtatious theoretical knowledge.
It's just a self-proclaimed, because he is also the vice chairman of the "Single Dog Alliance" of the computer department.
The responsibilities are heavy and the affairs are busy, so it has been delayed, so that he is still single.
The cheapest is the third "Nobita" Xiong Jiangang, who relies on a fairly good technique.
Through various channels, we collected information on girls from major faculties and established the so-called "I." Big database.
Detailed to the three measurements, hometown address, contact method, social accounts, hobbies, taste preferences, appearance scores, and past love history of the girls in the whole department...... Even when "relatives" come to visit relatives are included.
In order to facilitate the male animals with boiling hormones from all walks of life, they can be courteous and attentive in time to improve the success rate of pursuit...... I heard that the price of joining the membership is not cheap!
But the second one estimates that if the girls know.
This "big database of love sisters (ambiguous)" was established by him.
It is estimated that he will be nailed to death in high heels on the sculpture of the great man in front of the bishop's building!
As for the other three roommates, they all have nicknames, what is the nickname of Eryi?
Just look at the nicknames of the other three roommates.
With his delicate baby face, he stays in the bedroom all year round without seeing the sun.
What else can a fair-skinned guy with a slender skeleton be called, and he has to be called "Shizuka" when he comes down.
It is estimated that if he is fat, he can also mix a nickname such as "Doraemon" or "Tinker Bell", but unfortunately he has been excluded because of his inconsistent image.
Fortunately, the name of the second one really has nothing to do with "Shizuka".
Coupled with his strong opposition, he was called for a while when he was a freshman.
Later, everyone felt uncomfortable, so they called him "Xiao Er", a more distinctive nickname.
Although the nickname "Little Er" is not good to hear there, but Er Yi is also desperate, what can he do?
It's better to be called "Little Er" than these animals are going to call him "Second Sister", right?
Enter the system, and the two first log in to the two live broadcast platforms.
I looked at the background data and calculated the conversion rate of the number of followers and soul energy drawn.
The audience watching the live broadcast can obviously only be assessed as a "strange" relationship in the [identification technique].
That is, for an average of one minute of inattentive attention to him, it can provide him with 0.01 soul energy points.
Although the number of online people who live broadcast before once reached a peak of six or seven thousand.
But firstly, these viewers did not enter the live broadcast room at the same time, and secondly, not everyone's attention was always focused on him.
So the last two live broadcast platforms have nearly 10,000 viewers.
It only provided him with more than 1,000 soul energy points, which is almost a 10:1 conversion rate.
If this ratio is followed, it will definitely be enough for him to use to read books in a short period of time.