Chapter 36: Oh, man
It was found that it was some duplicate chapters earlier in the book, please don't worry, this is a normal anti-piracy phenomenon. In general, after an hour or so, as long as you refresh the chapter, you can see the normal content. - The author stays
A dinosaur-looking girl on the street was looking at the oncoming teenager with her eyes wide open, in horror.
"Ahh
Simon looked at the dinosaur girl who fled in the wilderness and wiped the cold sweat on his face:
"How can you casually call people perverted in broad daylight? It's really not a lady, and besides, where can I be perverted with your appearance? Ahhh It's really quite perverted. ”
Suddenly a headache came, Simon quickly rubbed his temples and muttered to himself:
"Okay, okay, I'm going to help you with the wedding!!"
This headache is actually the residual consciousness of the original owner of the body, which is probably understood as resentment.
Simon is not from this world, he is a small executive who crossed over from the earth, and he is the kind of existence that tears apart the various groups in the company every day.
And in a fierce mouth cannon at a meeting, he accidentally broke the glass behind him... When you open your eyes, you're out into the world.
Let's talk about the original owner of the body, who is a genius who cultivates fighting energy, but he made a mistake and tried magic as a result, resulting in energy conflicts and becoming waste.
Well, just like the bad routine of the novel, the good future is gone, the marriage is tragically divorced, the snub is encountered, etc., and in the end, the grief is excessive and falls to death, turning into resentment and pestering Simon to complete the unfinished business.
Seeing the routine start, Simon thought that he was going to pick up a ring or an old man or something, and then counterattack, slap his face crazily, and shake Yingying's waist (ridiculing a wave of fighting), and go to the peak of his life.
As a result, the reality is still a little different, the old man didn't pick it up, the marriage was not withdrawn, and he was forcibly robbed, the engagement was changed to a profit, and the original owner of the body was completely blind, and he endured the pain in his head.
Simon walked to the door of a mansion emblazoned with a dragon coat of arms, and a man leaned out of the door and opened it for him.
"You're a waste again, you still have the face to come" The person who came was the dog-legged butler of the second elder of the family.
"What about the minions who came to see my second grandfather, they are really full of servility"
"You!!"
Cut,It's not as successful as the bar essence in the previous group.,Learn to play taunt.。
Ignoring the speechless dogleg butler, Simon continued to walk inside.
He is going to send the original owner in his head to heaven today, and he can't be disturbed by the dog's legs.
"Sai (West) Meng (Meng) D Ge (Brother) Ge (Brother), you are here again today, your father is going to be angry, don't mess with him"
"That's right, Brother Simon D, you still have to concentrate on how to deal with the wedding, I heard that the woman's family is very hot~~~ temper"
As soon as I came in, I was guarding a pair of cute twins, who were too milky, and Lori was very poisonous.
These two are Simon's half-brother and sister, and they usually have a good relationship, and they talk heartlessly.
"Really, Gege, you haven't come to play with me for a long time, and you're looking for your father again," Xiao Zhengtai pouted.
"Because you're stupid, brother, I'll let him stay with me. Brother Simon D, I have the latest stockings~~" Little Lori looked at Simon with a weird smile from the corner of her eyes.
"Really... Hey, I'm not a pervert, don't mention any stockings anymore. Anyway, sister, who did you learn from so blackly... ”
Simon was almost out of control by Lori's actions.
The original owner of the body has a special habit, that is, he likes stockings, and if he likes it, he likes it, so he can control it, such a private hobby must be known all over the city, even the dinosaur girl at the beginning screamed in fright, and Simon's head hurt again.
"Yo~?Isn't this our Young Master Igoniraru, Simon D?"
"It's really yes, brother, why are you talking about this pervert again?"
The sound of two bright harlequins sounded, and the duo of the two elders' precious grandsons appeared.
"Brother Rose, Brother Rom, Sai Meng D Gege is already miserable, don't talk about it anymore" Xiao Zhengtai is very protective of his eldest brother.
It's just that there's something wrong with the words, brother, my brother isn't as miserable as you say.
"What's wrong? Isn't he our eldest young master anymore? Is it wrong to say that he is perverted?"
"Brother, you're really wrong, he ran back to his parents' house. As for the pervert, it's not a coincidence that there are no stockings, so I can't prove it, hahahaha"
The duo of Rose and Roma are very good at singing and harmonizing, singing on their own.
"Screws and nuts, two brothers, did you forget to brush your teeth today, Sayuri, I feel the smell of feces in my voice."
Although little Lori usually has a black belly, she still wants to kiss her eldest brother at a critical time.
"Don't be skinny, don't do it, don't go back to your parents' house, obviously you can't practice magic, you have to try"
"In the end, I turned over the water skin, and I broke my leg while practicing magic, and I became a waste, Simon D Young Master~~"
Seeing that the twins were about to fight the duo, Simon hurried out to protect the short.
"Hey, why are you two talking so much, yin and yang weird, real men fighting? warn you two, if you provoke me again, I'll beat you guys!"
Simon knew that the combination of these two screws and nuts was very tacit, so he simply wanted to fight, bluffing the two.
Seeing that the two of them were gritting their teeth in grievance, Simon pulled the twins away.
"It's strange, how dare he resist, forget it, brother, he has the mark of the St. Muris Spiritual Academy, we can't touch him"
"This mark is too domineering, grandpa will be hunted down by the academy if he moves, forget it, let's go to the play"
The two were so angry and helpless by Simon's scoundrel's scolding that they could only follow Simon to see what Simon was doing again.
Simon pulled the twins straight to the mansion meeting hall, he knew that the Iguniru family would have a family meeting today, and the patriarch and the five elders and other symbols of power were there.
Sitting in the middle of the conference hall is Simon's father, Iguniru Hantai.
"Why are you here again, didn't I say that I should not mention the matter of the territory again? When you get married and inherit the earl, the territory will naturally be given to you. A strong voice was heard, filling every corner of the hall.
"With this kung fu trouble, you might as well think about how not to be ashamed of tomorrow's competition, it's all a waste, it's good that the Adolf family doesn't divorce you, you still dislike it, and you want to conduct an imperial competition" It was the second elder who said this unpleasant thing.
This Adolf family is the heart disease of the original owner of the body, and when he was still a genius, he was cultivated as a patriarch and married Adolf Politics, the first commercial family of the empire.
There is no problem with the above, the marriage is the marriage, the problem is after the accident.
Due to the cultivation of magic conflicts, the fighting spirit has fallen to the second level and cannot be cultivated, and not being able to cultivate means that the patriarch cannot be inherited, and the original engagement is needless to say that it will be invalidated.
Just when the Igoniru family was embarrassed and wanted to take the initiative to apologize and withdraw from the marriage, the Adolf family actually disagreed, saying that it didn't matter if they couldn't marry the patriarch, but the engagement should be changed to a family that would be added to the childless Adolf family.
Simon's family must have been willing to 100 when they heard it, so Simon was sold, and he still doesn't blink to death, turning into resentment.
"This kid is really greedy, after he got married, he will exempt the earl from receiving a fief, and now he wants to get a territory"
"Hmph, my eyes are bright, I used to see through his insatiable greed, so greedy that he wanted to cultivate magic to improve his strength, but now it's okay, the retribution for greed is coming"
The two elder factions spoke out one after another, and they were extremely unaccustomed to Simon's actions.
"Okay, don't say it" Hantai pressed his hand to stop the commotion.
"Father, I'm here to hand over the seal of St. Muris College in exchange for a piece of complete sovereign territory!!"
Simon glanced contemptuously at the Second Elder faction who spoke out, and shouted loudly.
"What!!, the best academy spirit imprint in the Empire?"
"Is he crazy, he can still stay in the family and be treated, it's all because of this mark"
"The mark that protects him from being hurt by anyone, the last reliance, he actually gave up?"