Chapter 41: The Emperor's New Clothes
It's like a joke that when you buy a new watch, you always have to look at the time in front of people, when you wear a new pair of pants, you always have to stilt your legs in front of people, and even buy a new quilt and pretend to be sick and wait for people to visit, in order to take the opportunity to show off. Shen Fei changed into a "new outfit", idle and bored, and even wanted to be nervous.
Since the last time Shen Fei entered the dream realm, he replaced the honeypot and became the overlord here, and now he has changed his new image, and he feels that he should enjoy their envious and jealous gaze.
So Shen Fei went to the neighbor's territory first, lifted the banana leaves up, stretched out his right front paw, and pinched the small rice balls one by one.
The little dumplings woke up from their sleep and opened their eyes, damn me, who is this?
A big unfamiliar face appeared at the mouth of their tent, and it was still reaching out to claw to grasp them, how could they not be nervous?
After a panicked scream, the little dumplings scrambled out of the tent and fled into the living room.
Shen Fei's cheeks were swept by their wings one after another, and he was glad that his bulging eyes were not touched.
He wiped a cold sweat that didn't exist on his head, and felt that it was quite dangerous to continue to stay here, although the strength of those little guys was far worse than his own, but they could fly!
And once these little guys start to rush, they will not give up, and they chased them to their beds for a long time last time.
It seems that their IQ is limited, and they don't realize that they are the original earl at all, and it is difficult to communicate with them, so it is better to go back.
Shen Fei hurriedly returned to his territory, climbed to the highest place, and stood proudly in the world as before.
The little dumplings flew back from the living room, and although they saw that Shen Fei was no longer at the entrance of their tent, they were still very vigilant hovering back and forth in the air, and they didn't dare to go in, but they didn't dare to come over to harass Shen Fei.
Shen Fei didn't know what they were thinking, so he simply closed his eyes and rested.
The dumplings landed on a plate next to the tent and began to eat the grapes.
Shen Fei heard the sound of them eating all the time, so he opened his eyes slightly, huh, why did they fly towards this direction?
Before Shen Fei could figure it out, a small rice ball at the front, mixed with grape juice from crushed grape flesh, was spit on Shen Fei's high crown accurately, and it was quite impactful!
The grape juice flowed down the high crown, and it was about to flow into his mouth, Shen Fei hurriedly shook his head vigorously, and threw out the grape juice and crushed grape flesh.
Immediately afterwards, the other seven small rice balls came one after another like a group of bombers, mixed with grape juice from crushed grape flesh, and "fried" Shen Fei's body one after another.
What Shen Fei didn't expect was that this was not counting, the little dumplings actually took turns to replenish ammunition and attack in turn.
It's hard to hide, it's hard to hide, Shen Fei simply stepped into the territory of Xiao Tangyuan again, and directly grabbed the banana leaf and covered it.
Now the little dumplings are a little dumbfounded, that's their own home!
The little dumplings had no choice but to fly at a low altitude, trying to find an opportunity to attack Shen Fei.
But they didn't expect that Shen Fei didn't just want to dodge their attacks, he was looking for an opportunity to fight back.
Shen Fei was annoyed in his heart.
Ben Long just changed into a new outfit, and he just wanted to be in front of you, but he was bullied by you like this. It's just a bunch of small things with a body length of four or five centimeters, Ben Long let you, do you still think that Ben Long is afraid of you?
At this moment, a small rice ball flew in front of the banana leaf, Shen Fei saw the opportunity, grabbed the banana leaf and waved it violently, and slapped the small rice ball on the chest of drawers!
As soon as Xiao Tangyuan propped up his body, Shen Fei grabbed the banana leaf and pressed it down, the big leaf vein in the middle of the banana leaf was thick and strong, not only pressing the little Tangyuan down, but also pressing it so that it couldn't move.
Before the other small rice balls could react, Shen Fei went over and pinched the small rice balls, retreated to their plates, looked at the largest grape, pinched out the grape flesh with his other paw, made it into strips, and stuffed it into the mouth of the little rice balls little by little.
Because of his companion's restraint, the other little rice balls began to repeatedly flap around Shen Fei with their wings and scratch with their claws, as if they were trying to force him to release his companion.
However, their small cheeks are always bulging, perhaps feeling that this is not the time to spit grapes and attack, for fear of polluting their companions.
Shen Fei knew that he was very skinny, so he didn't pay attention to them, and stuffed the captive in front of him into a belly, and he couldn't fly when he let it go, so he could only flutter on the table.
The other seven little rice balls didn't understand why their companions couldn't fly, and they were a little overwhelmed, flying back and forth around their companions. Shen Fei raised his paws and waited for the rabbit, and actually seized the opportunity to seize one.
Of course, it's still the same hospitality as the one just now, propping it up and making it belly round, and it can only stumble and flutter on the table.
The six small rice balls in the air probably figured out why their companions couldn't fly, and they spit aside the crushed grape flesh and grape juice in their mouths, either fearing the grapes or expressing their sincerity to Shen Fei.
They squeaked, not knowing what they were discussing, but they didn't dare to approach Shen Fei, and they were far away from the attack range where the banana leaves were waved. Obviously, they were afraid of being caught by Shen Fei and entertained well.
Shen Feifei couldn't fly again, couldn't reach it and couldn't reach it, and after holding each other for a while, he felt that it was not interesting, and he was sure that they didn't dare to provoke him, so he put the banana leaves for them and returned to his territory.
As soon as the grape juice dried slightly, it was a little sticky, which made Shen Fei feel very uncomfortable.
He grabbed the lettuce leaves with his paw and wiped everything he could reach. Out of reach, just place the lettuce leaves against the craft stump and rub them a few times. Some parts of the grape juice are dry, so use lettuce leaves dipped in mineral water and scrub them.
I don't know if I don't do it, this toss only to know that the amount of work is quite large, and I have to clean the body, and I have to clean the craft stump, clean the craft stump, and wipe the chest of drawers.
Seeing that Shen Fei didn't mean to continue to clean them up, the little dumplings retracted into the banana leaves, and by the way, dragged the two companions with round bellies in.
Shen Fei rested for a while, looked left and right, it was really boring, go tease Amy. Amy is much smarter than the little dumplings, she must recognize herself, she has to "remind" it first, and don't forget herself when you eat dried meat at night.
At this moment, Amy was lying on her back in the hammock and sleeping on all fours, Shen Fei climbed up the spiral ladder in the artificial tree trunk, holding Amy's head and shaking it.
Amy opened her eyes in a daze, and was startled, she really jumped up and fell out of the hammock!
Fortunately, Amy's reaction was quick, and when she was about to fall to the ground, her body rolled in the air, and her four paws landed firmly on the ground.
Amy took a few steps back, stood up, raised her little head, opened her two dark eyes, and looked at Shen Fei lying on the edge of the hammock motionlessly.
Shen Fei looked at it for a while, and couldn't help but want to complain, do you plan to keep this stupid and cute expression all the time? Look at me, it seems to be looking at me very seriously, but your ferret's eyesight is very poor, and you can't see the details clearly when you are one or two meters away, you are now more than three meters away from me, are you sure you can recognize who I am?
Seeing that it didn't look like it was going back to the hammock, Shen Fei had no choice but to go down the spiral staircase again.
Amy subconsciously took two steps back, leaving room for maneuver and reaction, maybe it felt that if it dared to go to its hammock to tease, the combat power would definitely not be too weak, so it was better to be careful.
Shen Fei walked directly to the side of the low tree stump, which was Amy's special dining table, on which were Amy's special plates and bowls.
Shen Fei sat down next to the low stump, picked up the jerky from the plate and ate it like a human being, and said "haha" to Amy.
Seeing this familiar action, Amy immediately became excited, jumping and jumping around Shen Fei, lying on the ground with her front half of her body for a while, rubbing Shen Fei's high crown with her head for a while, and constantly "gurgling", like an old friend who had been reunited for a long time, and kept asking if it was you? Is it you? Is it really you?
Shen Fei could only respond with a "haha", secretly praising Amy for being really smart, and recognizing herself through familiar movements so quickly, like those stupid little rice balls, he had returned to the territory, and he also put on the classic posture of dominating the world, and they even attacked indiscriminately.
Ferrets are not very capable of distinguishing colors, but they are quite sensitive to red and blue. Amy carefully looked at the colors on Shen Fei's new outfit up and down, left and right, and turned from curiosity to envy, probably because she felt that she only had a little black on the tip of her tail, which was too monotonous.
Now the plate is empty, and neither of them has anything to eat, so they can only "cluck" and "haha" chatting, the ghost knows what they are talking about, it is like a chicken and a duck.
After chatting happily, Shen Fei stood up and spread his arms, turning in circles for Amy to carefully admire her new clothes.
Looking at Amy's extremely envious eyes, Shen Fei suddenly felt so ashamed!
Amy is a female mink!
Your new outfit is just skins!
even stood up and spun in circles to let Amy enjoy herself!
How did I suddenly remember the fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes"!
Shen Fei landed on all four paws in embarrassment, and his interest was lost all of a sudden.
Suddenly!
Shen Fei felt that something had landed behind him!
The eyeballs rolled back, and they just happened to have a pair of eyes with Erqin!
Erqin's gaze was a little fierce, probably woken up by Shen Fei and Amy's "giggles" and "haha", and there was some resentment in his heart, and he rushed towards Shen Fei, who was relatively close to it!
Shen Fei turned his head and roared angrily, "You kid is fat, isn't it?"
Unsurprisingly, he still made a "haha" sound, and Erqin didn't know what his ghost name was, and his momentum did not decrease at all.
Of course, Amy would not sit idly by, and flew and jumped and crashed into Erqin.
Erqin can't remember how many times I've been hit by Amy, especially from the side, it really hurts to hit it!
It had no choice but to force a corner and rush towards Shen Fei.
Amy pushed too hard, rushed out two or three meters, and stopped before hitting the wall.
Erqin had already turned around and rushed towards Shen Fei again.
Shen Fei's current strength is only stronger than it, not weaker, and he decided to resist this time and see who is afraid of whom!
But he never expected that Erqin would suddenly change to a peck!
Although Shen Fei's reaction speed far exceeds that of an ordinary chameleon, it is not comparable to the speed of a bird, and he can't avoid it, and he is pecked on the back fiercely, which is a pain in the heart!