Chapter 463 is not a person!
"If you're looking for a wife, you're looking for a wife, why wouldn't you go to find a female ghost to be your wife? Why are you entangled with other people's little girls, don't you know the different ways of people and ghosts?"
Yang Yifan now has the heart to strangle this tease, do you really want your wife to drag a dream for your family, and then ask them to burn it for you? And you can burn as many as you want, wouldn't it be unhappy to have everything for three wives and four concubines?
The pervert scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed.
"I'm not just a ghost, I can't be too far away from my bones, my home is so far away from here, I can't dream in the middle of the night. In addition, this girl happened to pass by on the day I entered the earth, and I think this should be fate, so these geniuses have been following her. ”
Yang Yifan pursed his lips, this Sun Li also deserves to be unlucky, she doesn't pass by early or late, but she passes by when someone is buried, this time it will make people look at it right.
"Even if there is fate, it is also fate. I said that you don't want to scare people to death, and when they become ghosts, so that they can fly with you?"
Even if such a thing is true, how could the pervert admit it at this time, and hurriedly swore an oath and called out the sky.
"How is it possible, am I Zhang Fu that kind of person? I just want to make friends with her. ”
It's strange to believe you!
Yang Yifan is not a fool, how could he be fooled by Zhang Fu's words. However, he didn't want to discuss the previous tail-end incident anymore, and doing the task was the most important thing.
"Okay, forget the previous things, let me know later, you do such a thing, I think it will kill you! Let's talk about your wishes, maybe I can help you solve it by the way. Well... If you use a song to describe it, you know the consequences. ”
Zhang Fu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he stared at Yang Yifan and asked intently.
"Do you want to overtake me, like on TV, after helping me fulfill my wishes, I can go and reincarnate?"
Yang Yifan nodded, waiting for Zhang Fu to say his wish.
"My wish is to scare Sun Li to death and turn her into a ghost, and then let her be my girlfriend! I've been single for more than 20 years, and I was so excited that I actually killed myself, but I was a single dog until I died. As long as you can fulfill my wish, even if it's only for one day, I can willingly go to reincarnation!"
Yang Yifan, who Zhang Fu said in a big circle, was a little confused, and it took a while to sort out the meaning of his words.
First, he really deceived himself before, his original purpose was to scare Sun Li to death.
Second, this Zhang Fu actually killed himself, God knows how many tubes he masturbated at one time, and he broke the world record.
Third, when he dies, he is everywhere, if he doesn't work hard to upgrade his cultivation, I'm afraid he will be a lesson for himself.
After understanding what Zhang Fu meant, Yang Yifan couldn't help but smash his fist on his body, and directly smashed him seven or eight meters away. If it weren't for the strength that Yang Yifan was weak, this angry blow would have directly killed Zhang Fu again.
Ouch ouch ouch ~
Fortunately, Zhang Fu is soul state, although he was smashed by Yang Yifan, he fell to the ground but was not injured twice. Zhang Fu also knew that he was anxious to say too much just now, and he said everything that should be said and not said, and he didn't complain about this punch, and it was good if he wasn't killed.
Beat Zhang Fu out, and Yang Yifan didn't pay attention to him anymore. Instead, he sat on the big rock and scratched his head, showing an unusually distressed look.
His task is to help 5 ghosts fulfill their wishes, but Zhang Fu's is a wish of such a bastard. Although it was easy to accomplish this task on his own, he really didn't want to do it.
Although Yang Yifan kills people, they are all people who should be killed. This Sun Li didn't provoke herself, secondly, she didn't do anything hurtful, and thirdly, the two got along quite happily before.
wanted to kill her for the task, and in a blink of an eye, he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, because of the interests of his friends, Yang Yifan really couldn't do it!
"If you dare to have such a dangerous idea in the future, if you don't be beaten to ashes, labor and management will not be surnamed Yang! Don't think about reincarnation, I am too lazy to go too far like you, I should be honest and be a little ghost for the rest of my life!"
Zhang Fu was so frightened by Yang Yifan's words that his neck shrank, and the head made of black mist was about to shrink into his body.
Neither of them spoke anymore, and the atmosphere fell silent for a while. I don't know how long it took, but the sky was already dark.
"Big brother, you see if I can go home first, the sun is about to come out, if I can't come back before the sun rises, I don't need you to do it, I will turn into ashes!"
couldn't think of a good solution to Zhang Fu's wish for a while, and Yang Yifan was also very depressed. Looking up at the sky, it was really as Zhang Fu said, the sky was about to dawn.
It seems that the only way to put Zhang Fu back first, anyway, he already knows his grave, and when he wants to find him, he can go directly to the grave, which is a typical monk who can't run away from the temple.
Waving his hand to let Zhang Fu, who was amnesty, leave, Yang Yifan dialed Sun Li's phone. Tell her that the ghost has been solved, and she will never have to worry about the ghost in the future.
Sun Li directly cried with joy, and warmly invited Yang Yifan to go to her house to cook again, she wanted to cook a table of good dishes by herself, and thank Yang Yifan well.
Yang Yifan did not agree to Sun Li's invitation, because he did not help Zhang Fu fulfill his wish, so even if he solved a ghost incident, his task progress was still zero. So he was in a very bad mood, and he urgently needed to find another ghost and help him fulfill his wish.
I just hope that those ghosts are not as strange as Zhang Fu, don't have those weird wishes, and they can successfully complete the task.
After returning to the city, looking at the city where he had lived for decades, Yang Yifan found that it seemed to be a little different.
What Yang Yifan said here is not the reason for the construction of the city, but after obtaining the Tianyan skill, he saw some strange people that he couldn't see before.
For example, the old lady who was crossing the sidewalk, the old lady was in her eighties, dressed in black, and had an umbrella in broad daylight. And the most puzzling thing is that after the old lady crosses the road, at the next green light, she will slowly walk back to the original place. After another green light, the old lady will walk over again.
The cycle never stops, and Yang Yifan noticed a small detail, that is, this old lady especially obeys the traffic rules. After so many trips, no matter how long I waited, I didn't run a red light once.
And what made Yang Yifan even more strange was that although the old lady behaved so strangely, the other people crossing the street around didn't find anything abnormal, as if they didn't see her.
These countless pieces of evidence all point to a possibility.
That is, Yang Yifan has encountered a ghost again, this old lady is not a person!