Chapter 27: Cultivation

"Another way?" I muttered in a low voice, as if to catch some of the key points in Tsing Yi's words.

"We can't just come forward, and it's time for you, a nominal disciple, to play a role. Tsing Yi hugged his arms, and his face was unfathomable again.

"You're ruthless. "I praise it from the bottom of my heart, sincerely, Tsing Yi is always able to grasp the key points of the matter, which I can't do.

"Thank you. ”

In the middle of the night, I slipped into the secret sentry of the Thousand Gates again, dropped a letter, and quietly left.

A moment later, the front door creaked open in the middle of the thousand doors, and a drunk man was thrown out by two men with their heads and feet lifted. The drunkard grunted twice on the ground and then stood up, but he couldn't tell the direction anymore, and stumbled all the way into the distance, muttering drunk words indistinctly, and listening carefully, it seemed that he was talking about the little widow in the east of the city.

Nima, you really don't have a lower limit. Lying behind a wall, with half of my head exposed, I looked at the drunk man who stumbled out, feeling that my head was full of black lines, and at the same time I felt deeply ashamed of my lower limit. What is the lower limit, you see, this is called the lower limit, I am at most the lower limit, and this is the lower limit without the lower limit. It's a pity that I didn't see where the drunk ran to, and if I did, I would have changed my position immediately, I'm the son of fucking bullshit, I'm the grandson, the grandson of Gagachun. Because the drunk man stumbled all the way to the east of the city, and then really got into the house of a little widow surnamed Zhang, and then it was very smooth to hold the lights, turn off the lights, and then ...... And then...... Rise...... (A lot of words are omitted here, and you can experience it for yourself and pay attention to your body.) )

When they returned to the mansion in the middle of the night, everyone had naturally rested, and even the room of the "mastermind" in Tsing Yi was dim. Let me sigh that Tsing Yi has a big heart, and at the same time, I have to sigh at Tsing Yi's psychological quality, this is too fucking powerful, as stable as an old dog.

After the night, I became the worst person to sleep that night, although I didn't go out with two big black circles under my eyes in the morning, but the listless appearance was also like the eggplant that was beaten by frost in late autumn.

"Overworked?" Tsing Yi looked at me, raising an eyebrow at me.

"I'll work for you, uncle. I replied angrily, but then I laughed out loud, and now that I think about it, Made, it seems that he is indeed a little stupid B, a typical emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is not in a hurry.

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great, next time it will not be so ...... Aang, that's it. Tsing Yi patted me on the shoulder.

Damn! I thought it was funny at first, but now I feel so embarrassed.

"Tsing Yi Er, what are we doing today?" Liu stammered and was still an active member of our team.

Nima, this title is not as good as the second child. I heard Liu's stammering and felt like a small tornado was rolling under my ass.

Raising his eyes to look at everyone, everyone's faces were also iron-blue, and they thought of something, but Tsing Yi's face was calm.

"It's nothing today, everyone still has to wait, but ......" Tsing Yi paused slightly, and then a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.

I think Liu stammering is going to be unlucky, and it's unlucky, what happened today or in the next period of time will definitely make Liu stammering "deeply memorable".

"Ape King, considering the problem between you and Liu, I have decided to give you a task. ”

"What mission?" the Ape King asked sullenly, apparently not realizing the seriousness of the matter.

"The two of you will accompany Xiao Qi to practice today, and if you can beat Xiao Qi, it will be beneficial. Tsing Yi looked at the Ape King and Liu stammering, his eyes blinking, as if there were little stars rising in his eyes.

When it was over, everyone observed a moment of silence.

Xiao Qi's cute nature is not much stronger than the crescent moon, and more importantly, the little rabbit cub's natural killing billet is basically a person who can't take care of himself in addition to killing people, but Xiao Qi's killing skills are still very good. And the most important thing is that Ya's attack is absolutely unscrupulous.

I felt a cool breeze swishing at the back of my neck, and there was a hint of inquiry in my eyes when I looked at Tsing Yi. After all, everyone knows the situation of Xiao Qi, and the situation of the Ape King and Liu stammering, everyone also knows, the three of them get together, it is simply the three stunned of the underworld, this is rubbed together, it will definitely not be as simple as a spark, and the gunpowder is almost the same.

Tsing Yi nodded his head at me slightly, and at this point, everyone was relieved, thinking about it, Tsing Yi should have left some backhand.

"Of course, in order to prevent you from causing unnecessary damage, Xiao Qi, this is your weapon. Tsing Yi grabbed a chopstick on the table and threw it to Xiao Qi.

Nima, that posture is too casual, isn't it? I very much suspect that the practice of grabbing chopsticks and throwing them over must have been thought of by Tsing Yi temporarily, and the reason is because the chopsticks are the closest "stick" to him.

However, this can really be regarded as a good way, and now Xiao Qi is no longer holding his weird and sharp short sword, which at least will not let Xiao Qi open a few skylights on the bodies of these two goods.

"Chopsticks?" The Ape King and Liu stammered, both of whom were howling as they looked at the chopsticks they were holding in Xiao Qi's hands.

Then, the two looked at Tsing Yi, their eyes full of suspicion, and a touch of anger caused by being looked down upon.

"It's okay, chopsticks are fine, almost. Tsing Yi didn't speak, but Xiao Qi nodded excitedly and agreed.

Depend on!

Everyone was surprised, thinking that Xiao Qi was a fool, and the Ape King and Liu stammered and vented angrily, because they felt what was called real "contempt" this time.

At the same time, the two of them are also determined to make Xiao Qi pay a terrible price for his ignorance.

As a result, everyone had a lively and interesting day.

For a whole day, in the martial arts arena, three men staged a story of ups and downs, magnificent waves, abuse and abuse.

The story begins with Xiao Qi and the Ape King and Liu Stammering entering the martial arts arena, and ends with the Ape King and Liu Stammering screaming and falling into a coma.

The process of the story is extremely simple, and the plot is composed of abuse and abuse from beginning to end.

From the moment he opened the posture and started fighting, Xiao Qi played the same role as a god descending from the heavens, holding an ordinary, simple, and atmospheric chopsticks, tyrannical in his hands, carrying the black and red, arm-thick arrogant ape king and holding the wolf bow, stammering with an obscene face.

According to common sense, the combination of the Ape King and Liu Stammering is definitely a very ideal combination, one far and one near, attacking and retreating, but unfortunately, this combination has a fatal flaw, of course, this flaw is for Xiao Qi.

Speed, what two people lack is just speed. The King of Apes is definitely a power-type player, a reckless man, what he advocates is a stick and a stick, all of them are killed, or a stick goes down, and a piece is directly shot to death, as for speed, in his opinion, it is a pure waste of time. As for Liu stammering, the wolf bow in his hand is indeed a big killer that points to where to hit, and it also has the ability to track, but unfortunately, it always takes time for the light arrow to cross the distance, and this little bit of time is just killed by Xiao Qi's card, so the light arrow that looks fast and almost shadowless can only run behind Xiao Qi's ass.

Therefore, the ending is very simple, and it is also doomed from the beginning.

What Xiao Qi was holding in his hand was indeed chopsticks, but the chopsticks were no less than a sharp short sword in Xiao Qi's hand.

So, Xiao Qi kept stabbing the ape king and Liu with chopsticks, and then the two of them hugged their heads and dodged. Of course, the two also fought back, but unfortunately, when the ape king went down with a stick, either Xiao Qi disappeared, or when a stick was pulled down, Xiao Qi just appeared behind Liu stammering, and the ape king was forced to accept the stick, and this is acceptable for the irascible temper of the ape king, once or twice, but the root of the hate's teeth itched, and he couldn't wait to directly beat Liu stammering and Xiao Qi to death on the ground with a stick.

And Liu's stammering wolf bow shot with light arrows, which looked very powerful, but unfortunately, the shooting was full of dust in the martial arts arena, but it never touched a corner of Xiao Qi's clothes. In desperation, the tracking arrow was released, chasing Xiao Qi's ass and bursting, but unfortunately, after tossing left and right for a long time, a light arrow was finally nailed to the thigh of the ape king impartially, half of the arrow was ** in the flesh, but the arrow feathers on the tail of the arrow were still trembling one after another, like the chicken feather that was constantly teasing the nerves of the ape king.

"Damn, you don't know how to dodge, stupid B monkey!" Liu stammered and roared.

"Liu stammered, your grandmother, what are those two holes under your eyebrows? are there hairs and holes, ass, eyes?" The ape king stared at the light arrow on his leg, and looked up at Liu stammering, his eyes full of dangerous light.

The two of them shouted and shouted to kill, but unfortunately, in this situation, the two of them together can't get Xiao Qi, let alone kill another one.

Therefore, the two can only be addicted, and after they are addicted, they can only continue to seek cooperation.

At the end of the day, although the two were still unconscious by Xiao Qi with a chopstick, the tacit understanding of cooperation has really improved a lot.

So, the next day, the first thing the ape king and Liu stammered to wake up was to rush out and scold each other fiercely, and then go to find Xiao Qi with fierce eyes.

Then, the two of them saw Xiao Qi with an excited face.

Then, the three of them rushed into the martial arts arena again.

Then, everyone rushed into the martial arts arena in line with the psychology that being idle is also idle, and it is much better to watch it lively, than to sit with a group of people staring at each other.

So, on this day, the Ape King and Liu stammered and ended the day's "cultivation" in a coma.

The next day, the situation was still the same, and the only good thing was that the two of them suffered fewer injuries. And these few injuries did not come from Xiao Qi, but from the two of them. The cooperation between the two now finally has a little appearance, at least when they don't pick Xiaoqi, they have to worry about whether they will get an arrow or a stick on their buttocks. city

On the third day, the situation was much better, and the three of them went straight into the martial arts arena and left straight together.

At dinner in the evening, although the Ape King and Liu stammered with a miserable grin, the fierce light in their eyes was full of murderous energy, and the meat in their mouths looked like they had been dug up from Xiao Qi who was sitting opposite.

Dinner was eaten quickly, after all, in such an awkward atmosphere, except for the three people who were like fighting cocks, almost all of them had lost their appetite.

The Ape King and Liu stammered and left coldly, and Xiao Qi also followed back to the room to rest.

"What's going on?" I looked at the rest of the group.

"Not bad. This time, it was Hong Bo who spoke first.

"What do you say?" I looked at Hong Bo, Xiao Qisan left, everyone finally had some appetite again, and I stretched out my chopsticks to re-clamp the food in front of me.

"The cooperation between the Ape King and Liu Stammering has progressed very quickly. Hong Bo said, everyone did not interject, I nodded, and motioned for Hong Bo to continue.

"The Ape King and Liu Stuttered have been together for a long time, I think, it is precisely because of such a long time of fighting that the two have a certain tacit understanding in the subtle way, but unfortunately, the two have basically not encountered any decent resistance, let alone someone like Xiao Qi who can abuse the two of them. Therefore, now that the two of them are suddenly in such a situation, the first two days are still very unfamiliar, just like children who have just learned to walk, but after two days of running-in, the cooperation between the two is like a blowout, and you have also seen that in just one day, the Ape King and Liu Stammering can already remain undefeated under Xiao Qi's attack. Hong Bo said, it's just that when it comes to being undefeated, Hong Bo is also embarrassed, after all, this undefeated water is too big.

In this case, everyone naturally saw it, and now it is just through Hong Bo's mouth to say it, so that everyone can discuss it together.

"I wonder how far they can make this progress?" Qin Xin looked in the direction of the three-person room with a look of hope.

"I don't know to what extent, but I don't think they'll have much time to improve. "I tried my best to swallow the food in my mouth, Made, the food in the underworld is really bad, I really don't know what standards the cooks in the underworld are rated by, and to what extent the meat is stewed? Slippery, like the one that has been stripped naked, naked, shredded meat. By the way, who stewed this meat tonight? Why does it smell like it? Is it a vicious dog caught in Vicious Dog Ridge?

Just as my mind began to slide again and again, and the torrent flowed down, Qin Xin's voice followed and followed.

"Time is running out? What's wrong? The three of them have cancer? Going to die?"

Damn, stinky, it's too ruthless, tonight's dog meat is definitely stewed by Qinxin's.

"Qin Xin, did you stew the dog meat today?" I suddenly looked up at Qin Xin.

"Ang, isn't it delicious?" Qin Xin looked at me with a smile, waiting for a compliment.

"Delicious. Tsing Yi's voice sounded.

"It's not tasty. My voice rang out.

Two voices rang out together.

It's embarrassing.

"Ang, delicious, delicious. I quickly changed my tune.

It's a pity, even more embarrassing.

Qin Xin's chopsticks stretched out towards the dog meat, and the chopsticks of the soul also stretched out towards the dog meat.

"Don't you two eat meat?" I said, looking at the two of them.

"Shut up. The two women spoke in unison.

Nima, this time it's really over, I can't stop it. I looked towards Tsing Yi, blinking my eyes and giving Tsing Yi a code.

Tsing Yi shook his head with a wry smile.

Phew!Phew......

The two women spit out the dog meat in their mouths vigorously.

Half a day later, the two women each chose their targets, and glared at me and Tsing Yi with murderous eyes.

"Tsing Yi!" "Qinxin Hedong lion roared.

"Huh?" Even Tsing Yi has no choice but to deal with it with this panacea-like answer.

"Such unpalatable meat, why do you eat it so delicious?" The chopsticks in Qin Xin's hand aimed at Tsing Yi's head, that posture, I was worried that once Tsing Yi answered and couldn't satisfy Qin Xin, the chopsticks in Qin Xin's hand would immediately prick two blood holes in Tsing Yi's handsome face.

"Because...... Because ......" Tsing Yi stumbled, his eyes turned like a fourth-gear electric fan, if there were no eye sockets to stop him, he might have turned to Heaven to find Nezha.

"One. ”

"Because...... Because ......"

"II. ”

"Because...... Because ......"

"Three!"

"Because ......"

"Say!" Qin Xin's chopsticks were about to poke at Tsing Yi's handsome face.

"Because I love you. "Tsing Yi said very seriously, seriously, without any liveliness. At the same time, Tsing Yi's face was full of affection as if it was about to flow out of Ya's nose and eyes, it was really as disgusting as it was.

Qin Xin ran away with a red face, a shy, and a little excited, it is estimated that it is now three rabbits colliding.

Wan Lingxin also ran after Qin Xin, with a look of resentment, and stomped hard when he left, with a little anger, after running away, I clearly saw that the bluestone floor tiles standing at the feet of Wan Lingxin were full of cracks.

I'll go, this, what's wrong? Such a big anger?

Yes, eight people, a dog, a fox, now, five people have run away, a dog and a fox don't know where to go wild, only Tsing Yi and Hong Bo are left staring at the three of us, guarding the table full of food in a daze.

"You're so shameless, disgusting. I looked at Tsing Yi, and Hong Bo nodded vigorously.

"Silly B, two silly B. Tsing Yi looked at me and Hong Bo, and gently tapped the chopsticks in his hand at the two of us.

"Huh?" The old god's expression was again, and my intuition told me that there was definitely something greasy here.

"As for women, they not only need to be coaxed, but also encouraged. ”

"You continue. ”

"Like cooking. Tsing Yi chopsticks gently picked up a piece of dog meat, put it in the mouth, bite the bar chirp, a piece of oil and water flowed down the corner of the mouth, look like that, where it seems to be eating rotten and stinky dog meat, it is clearly eating a rare delicacy in the world.

Damn, you're not human, but...... This hand is really high.

Hong Bo and I gave a thumbs up to Tsing Yi with admiration.