Chapter 16: The Revenge of the "Man".
Despite muttering inwardly, Benjamin walked into the living room and looked at his father. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"I'm back, father. ā
The middle-aged man sitting in the main seat looked at Benjamin and did not speak. However, the emotion in his eyes was not a little happy, but with a bit of blame, and Benjamin couldn't help but be a little frightened.
What's going on?
As Benjamin's biological father, Claude Reese, the memories associated with him have also been studied very carefully by Benjamin. He is the head of the family, the duke of the kingdom, and enjoys an extremely high position in the aristocratic system of the Heli Kingdom, and is a typical old-school nobleman.
The so-called old-school aristocracy means allegiance to the king and then following the king's ass to face allegiance to the church, it means valuing birth and emphasizing the distinction between nobles and commoners, and it means having a good face and upholding the pride of the so-called nobility anytime and anywhere. In other words, this is this person, not advanced in thinking, very feudal.
On a personal level, Benjamin's father was a very serious man, and it was rare to see a smile on his face. As a father, this is also manifested in his severity. He had a lot of hopes for his sons, but his eldest son, Benjamin, had lost face to him, and of course, Benjamin didn't have a good face with him.
One of Benjamin's most common words was...... Oh no, he basically didn't bother to talk to Benjamin. Probably because he was tired of scolding too much when he was a child, he didn't scold people, so he simply gave up.
However, although Duke Claude has always been disappointed in Benjamin, he is a little angry when he sees Benjamin. However, he was still a reasonable man, and the look of anger like this usually only appeared when Benjamin had committed a crime.
What did he do?
Thinking of this, Benjamin was confused.
"That's him! Last night, he used it...... Attacked me with that thing!"
Suddenly, in the midst of an oppressive and stiff atmosphere, the strange blonde boy opened his mouth first, broke the silence, and pointed at Benjamin's nose with an angry rebuke.
Hearing this, Benjamin was even more puzzled.
"Who is this man?"
To be cautious, he didn't react in reality, but asked the system in his heart.
The system replied, "Hmm...... He should be Dick Foer. Remember? The guy who came out sleepwalking last night, the guy you threw all the on. ā
Hearing this, Benjamin was stunned for a moment. He looked at the man a few more times, and finally, he felt something familiar on that face.
Indeed, that pig's nose facing the sky is exactly the same as the unlucky guy last night. It's just that last night this person's face was covered with, and now it's gone, and it doesn't look the same, so Benjamin didn't recognize it for a while.
Thinking of this, Benjamin wanted to say to him, "I'm sorry, you didn't poop on your face today, so I didn't think of you." But he knew that now was not the time to be cheap, and if he said this, the scene would no longer be controllable. Therefore, he endured it alive.
Now that he was in the situation, he finally understood. In fact, the whole story is that this Mr. Dick was a guest at their house yesterday, and as a result, he had a sleepwalking attack and met himself who had just woken up. He smashed him in the face with a night pot, he couldn't be angry, and today he brought Lao Tzu to find a field, so there was this battle in front of him.
Benjamin secretly said in his heart that something was wrong.
It's a bit tricky.
For all these reasons, in the face of Dick's index finger pointing at his nose, he did not rush to speak, but followed the example of Benjamin of the past, with his head bowed and a stubborn face, as if he was scolded after making a mistake in adolescence.
Let's first look at the attitude of my father, Duke Claude.
However, Claude's attitude was not good.
"Benjamin, is this what we teach you to be a valet?" As soon as he opened his mouth, he looked like he hated iron and could not help his relatives.
Benjamin sighed inwardly.
He had long learned from the system that Claude was not a person who could protect his shortcomings, but being so oriented to outsiders also made Benjamin have a lower understanding of his image in his father's mind.
But if you think about it carefully, judging from the deeds provided by the system, it seems that the people here have never been in the habit of protecting their shortcomings. There doesn't seem to be a-for-tat confrontation between the families here like in other novels, and there is no atmosphere where you can't scold your own people in front of outsiders. Like the Western aristocracy in general, they lived in peace under the light of the Church, and there was no hostility at all.
Westerners' family concept is really weak enough.
From this point of view, in the case of the family not defending itself, this situation is not only a bit tricky, it is simply a criticism meeting - everyone together, criticizing him alone.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to suffer.
Thinking of this, he spinelessly softened on the spot.
"Big brother, I didn't mean to! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"
Even he himself can feel how realistic his acting skills are at this moment.
His cheeks can be regarded as trained.
He thought very clearly: instead of letting Claude force himself to apologize to these people, it was better to say it himself, which would not only improve Claude's impression a little, but also avoid the people of the Fur family from gaining an inch. He believes that as long as his attitude is perfect enough, the other party can't find any reason to embarrass him.
As Benjamin expected, hearing his "sincere" apology, Claude's face showed a hint of surprise, and Zhengsheng's anger calmed down slightly.
After all, Benjamin's current performance is much more mature than the previous "him". Of course, no one thought it strange and thought of something like a time traveler. In the eyes of the Reese family, Benjamin should have been like this, and now it is too late for them to change!
Claude's harshness can be temporarily defused with an apology, but Dick Fowl's anger as a victim of the Nightpot Gate is not so easy to quell.
"If you say forgive, you will forgive, you think too beautifully! I don't accept it!" The other party's attitude was very tough.
Even the system came out weirdly and echoed: "That's it, if the apology is useful, then what do you need the police to do?"
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Benjamin ignored the system that feared chaos in the world and looked at Claude. Claude didn't seem to be going to speak, as if he wanted to leave the grievances of these juniors to the juniors to settle by themselves.
So Benjamin had no choice but to speak to Dick himself:
"And what do you want?"
Hearing this, Dick glared at him, a condescending contempt on his face. I only heard him snort disdainfully, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to give you back the humiliation you have made to me!"
As he spoke, as if by magic, he suddenly took out a night pot from under the table.
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Benjamin's face darkened all at once.
It's okay to pretend to be a grandson and apologize, and there will be no less meat, anyway, while admitting cowardice, my heart has always been in a state of contempt for "you mortals". But if he really wanted to throw that kind of thing in his face, he couldn't accept it anyway.
ā...... You dream. ā
He just can't bear it anymore, and he can't help it.
Dick immediately became agitated and shouted, "I knew that your apologies were fake, you didn't sincerely apologize to me at all, you shameless liar......!
Benjamin couldn't hold it back, the accumulation of his Internet career in half a lifetime made him explode at this moment, as if thousands of trolls were possessed in an instant, he was not fighting alone:
"You're a fucking shit! Running out in the middle of the night without sleep is scary, screaming like killing a pig, dreaming of which lady is so excited? Who is the right to say that I? I eat too much shit and start squirting feces all over my mouth? Be careful of being stoned to death by bird droppings one day!"
"I'm grass, you dare to scold me!"
"You've taken a shower in the and you're still afraid of being scolded?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
"Come on, whoever instigated the live broadcast!"
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Mr. Green, who asked not to be named, recalled that the scene spiraled out of control.
"I was amazed that the life of the nobles was no different from that of us ordinary people. When you are angry, the swearing words are just as vulgar and barren. Mr. Green, who did not want to be named, recalled the scene and exclaimed.
Everything is just as he said, with the stunned eyes of the onlookers, the battle between Benjamin and Dick escalates, omitting a large section of content that cannot be seen and described directly, and the scene gallops away like a wild horse that has lost its anus.
Finally, Claude stepped forward.
"Shut up!"
The roar of the lion finally brought the white-hot battle to a halt. The two sides each withdrew their troops and died down, only their angry eyes collided with fierce sparks in the air.
Benjamin felt a little regretful, but also felt refreshed.
Soon, though, the regret was more than a little bit over.
"Have you had enough trouble? Benjamin, all the books you read have reached the dog's belly? What does it look like to be noisy in front of the guests? If you don't want to stay in this house anymore, then get out of here!"
A big call came down, and Benjamin was a little smashed. At that moment, he even felt like he was back when he was a child, and he had the feeling that he had made a mistake and was reprimanded by his parents with a feather duster.
It's like a reappearance of the shadow of childhood.
"I ......" Under this feeling, he subconsciously wanted to refute a few words, but was interrupted without saying anything.
"What? You still want to quibble, the face of the Rieser family has been disgraced by you, you say, how do you let us face the other nobles in the royal capital, and what will the adults of the church think of us?" Claude's anger did not subside at all.
Benjamin immediately closed his mouth and did not dare to speak again.
At this time, saying anything is adding fuel to the fire, which will only make Claude feel more rebellious and ignorant, so it is better to obediently bow his head and be scolded, and pass this wave of anger.
Anyway, I scolded people just now and scolded him - that backward-minded gentleman couldn't scold him at all.
At this time, it was another strange middle-aged man who opened his mouth and persuaded Claude:
"Don't be so angry, Duke Claude, I think he knows he's wrong. Let my son take revenge, and from now on, we will treat this incident as if it never happened, so that no rumors will spread it. ā
The system also jumped out at the right time to introduce: he is Aix Fur, the head of the Fur family, and Dick's father.
As the earl of the kingdom, this man is notoriously sleek, has a lot of dealings with the business world, and is also loved by the current king, and he can be so angry with a fat smile that his eyes can't see.
At this time, he is the only one who can jump out and speak.
Although he looked as if he was saying good things for Benjamin, Benjamin had no intention of thanking him. "Let my son take revenge", to put it bluntly, this man still wanted Dick to put the night pot in his face.
There's really nothing good about this family.
However, Claude's attitude once again surprised Benjamin.
"If that can put this to rest, so be it. He was silent for a moment, regained his composure, and then said.
The moment the words came out, Dick's eyes lit up all of a sudden. He was excitedly holding the night pot in his hand, as if Leonardo was holding an Oscar trophy.
"It's over, you're going to be a 'man'. The system suddenly spoke, so calm that it was impossible to tell whether it was schadenfreude or pity.
Benjamin's face turned pale.
He absolutely can't accept it!
Put the basin down and talk well......