Text: Pants Martial Arts

From this moment on,

Li Yizai finally understood what it meant:

Lonely as silk, refreshing!

After a slight loss,

Li Yizai woke up from loneliness,

He believes that one day,

He'll meet him too, her,

Hand in hand at dusk,

Let's talk about wine together......

Right now

Let's start with the former as a teacher!

He wanted to see,

How did they open their mouths?

What wonderful things were said,

He also wanted to see,

The Legendary Appearance of Love!

just finished thinking about it,

The ears are ready for this sacred moment before the eyes.

The eyes are certainly not far behind,

Immediately concentrate hard.

It's okay if it's not condensed,

As soon as I condensed, I immediately felt an overwhelming fainting attack,

The brain cell city has long been in chaos,

It can be said that the fainting rain comes from the dark!

The eyelids also closed their eyes in a dazed and dizzy.

Only then did the Brain Country escape the catastrophe of fainting.

can be a catastrophe just flat,

Another wave arises,

After Xiao Yi returned from patrolling,

Who knew that Li Yizai was already a person in front of him:

Although the top of the curtain is still the same,

All the shadows are flying!

It's all to blame for the little easy robbery,

This guy who talks about being afraid of fainting,

always abandons love,

No wonder twelve years,

It's still a single dog.

I don't know when,

His steel rectum will pass through the eighth trick of love!

Li Yizai also felt very strange,

What a single dog,

What is the eighth trick of love,

The old man never taught him,

Never before had he ever read a book with such out-of-the-box words,

But he seems to use it naturally,

Could this be the crooked legend:

Genius is like this, no teacher is self-taught!

Think of people can't think of it,

The talent can't reach it!

What makes Li Yijiao even more puzzling is that

He always felt that

He may be one with two souls,

Xiao Yi Zheng may not be the only one!

It seems that there is another voice,

Tell him some strange ideas.

When someone else encounters such a situation,

All of them feel frightened,

But he thinks,

That's how he should be!

But due to the key drop of the chain due to the small easy robbery,

The silver youth and the pink girl have long since disappeared,

The fire of curiosity is like a basin of water,

It's cool!

A faint sense of loss struck at the opportunity.

After Li Yizai was entangled in strange dreams and confused by strange beds,

The exuberant energy is also exhausted by billions of points,

couldn't help but sit down,

casually looked around the strange bed again,

Try to find your way to the broken bed!

I saw that the curtain of the flowing mist, flowing like water waves, circulated and flowed,

The space in the bed is enclosed into a natural barrel,

The north and the south cannot be distinguished, and the left and right cannot be distinguished.

Take your lost little heart,

It's all panicked.

After a slight calmdown,

Li Yizai thought to himself:

All this must be the naughty old man!

As soon as I think of this,

Li Yizai remembered his childhood when he was teased by the old man in the past:

At the age of six he studied under the old man,

Although the mouth is often against the teacher, but the heart respects forever!

I still remember the first day:

It was a cold morning with a cold wind like a knife and thousands of miles of snow,

In his dream, he was riding a colorful tiger,

Striding majestically in the mountains and ravines,

It's as if the emperor in the mountains is patrolling the tribes around the world!

"Coward" little monkey,

Climb the highest and most dangerous mountain,

Just to present him with the pine needle show peach in his memory.

What about Peach, what about smashing it?

The color is like cherries, the branches are like pine needles, and the leaves are like plantains!

That smell,

Two words: ecstasy!

To put it in the words of a dragon:

When you meet the mouth, you will melt and leave the fragrance, and the fragrance will reach the soul,

Memories of dreams, memories of peaches and monkeys, monkeys picking peaches!

How many times has Li Yizai in his dream been:

After the monkey picks the peach,

A peach to solve the worries of the day!

Of course, the "miser" Xiaohualu is not willing to be a monkey queen:

After brewing a hundred flowers into honey,

Work hard for him, work for him!

Just as the peaches are picked,

The wine is full,

In the flowers,

When it's not comfortable,

The dream saliva was ruthlessly cut off by the old man.

lost the covered bed,

It's like becoming the frontier of the snow country,

No matter how Li Yizai's "moving and telescoping skills" are,

It is impossible to escape the poisonous hands of being awakened by freezing!

severe winter

Early in the morning,

The cover is lifted,

Even if you are a little milk baby, you dare to lose your temper as an adult,

But before Li Yizheng shook his eyelids,

was pulled out by the pantrouser strap,

The cruel words that have been brewing for a long time,

Suddenly he was frozen and fled,

That feeling, that feeling,

What joy is life, what is the pain of death, ahh......hhh

Helpless

I had to go barefoot on tiptoe,

With a red little nose,

Covering his white pants and rubbing and jumping into the house,

While I haven't woken up yet,

The world is the biggest to make up for sleep!

I don't know if I don't hurry, I'm scared when I catch up,

The worn-out woodwood was creaked by a large iron chain,

The leaky wooden window was also made silent by several large wooden planks,

It's the day to die, Li Yizai!

O heavens,

O earth,

What iniquity have I committed?

I can't sleep anymore,

Xiao Yi Zheng was standing at the top of his heart at that time,

Endurance of the howling west wind,

roared and asked the heavens and the earth, so that he wanted to hammer the old man.

But

Li Yizai knew that it was not the heavenly prince who wanted to scare him,

It's the old man who's messing around.

The anger has long been united in the atrium and the ventricles,

broke through the shackles of the diaphragm,

roaring against the blood,

In an instant, his hair stood up,

His eyes were red and he clenched his fists.

As soon as I turned around,

His eyebrows locked on the old man a few feet away,

I thought that the old man must be wearing a thick brocade hat and mink fur,

Accompanied by a pot of warm old wine,

Just stand and wait to laugh at him.

Behold

The old man took his naughty naughty to a new height that day,

Li Yizai's stunned pupils saw him:

A pair of big red pants,

Drifting back and forth in the fluttering snowflakes,

Sometimes to the left as if to fight the eagle of the sky,

From time to time, if you turn to the right and want to bind the red dragon of the burning sea,

A head full of silver shine from the shoulders to the ground,

also danced a strange dance with his pants,

Naked and naked, he moves smoothly,

There is a faint tendency to resist the court with this snowy sky,

An indescribable,

With the sky and the snow and the wind,

Dancing seamlessly,

It's getting cleansed!

The anger that made Li Yijiao out of control was also inexplicably shocked.

however

Anger is cold, but resentment remains!

Li Yizai's six-year-old mouth,

It has also begun to have the ability to scare people's hidden dragons.

He thought about it:

Mingdou can't do it, I'll have a metaphor!

So he clapped his hands and praised:

Okay, good dance!

It's true,

"Thousands of miles of snow flies, blooming a chrysanthemum flower;

The white world, a little red in the snowy bushes, "Ah!

I'm really ashamed of myself, I'm ashamed of myself!

Just ask me in the vast snow, who can dominate the ups and downs?

Only my old man has big red pants, but he can dominate!"

The words do not come from a three-point irony,

The tune is not high, but it is like a knife that hurts people.

The wonderland of the old man's supreme "pants dancing snow",

It was also shattered.

The crooked legend is good:

The knife mouth is hard to cut the tofu heart,

It's unreasonable!

The old man is also made of meat,

Naturally, I can't stop this person from saying terrible!

Since Li Yizai opened his mouth and laughed,

The old man knew something was wrong.

After forcibly stopping,

His face was blue and white,

It's not going back,

is not angry and resentful,

It's no wonder that he's

This is the case with the inheritance of the teacher,

He didn't mean to make fun of him!

Of course, these mental activities,

Half of it is Li Yizai according to,

He has many years of experience in hostility with the old man,

The other half is after joining the teacher later,

I understood.

Li Yizai's precocious heart knows,

Silence is coming when the rain is coming!

All the old man lacks is a chance,

Therefore, he secretly defended himself after being frightened.

really

The old man is worthy of being a master of the way,

The way he launched his counterattack again,

also different,

After Li Yizai saw the old man take a few breaths,

With a head full of silver light,

The wolf howled,

The roar spread throughout the barren mountains and snowy mountains.

"Strange, strange, really strange,

Is the old man going to scare the wolf?

It seems that he is going to practice the Ha Ting technique with the wolf first,

Don't you dare to talk to me about heroes!"

Li Yizai thought wonderingly.

Of course, he also thought about the old man's wolf cub heart:

It's nothing more than to draw the wolf,

Just eat him.

But

What he couldn't figure out was that

The old man is an old cub,

When the wolf comes, won't he be beaten first?

Before waiting for Li Yizai and Xiao Yizai,

Fight for one, two, three, four,

The wolf locked on to them from afar.

Then

Li Yizai also discovered the other party's magical eyes!

Just one eye,

Li Yizai was killed by the wolf,

The good-looking skin is eye-catching.

I saw a few white mountains,

Leaping out of its upper body,

Dark and deep,

Such as a night without stars.

Coming and going,

It's like a ghostly speed!

Second Look,

A hill was thrown away by it,

The lower half of the body clearly appeared in Li Yizai's pupils:

Four tendons and legs, white as snow,

The five little toes are just as distributed as a plum in the snow,

And the uneven slopes,

actually gave Li Yijiao the illusion of a wolf flying to the ground!

then

Li Yizai felt that

The old man's secret weapon of "scaring people for three thousand and self-scaring for eight thousand",

It's hard to put into words.

But

Will the old man's brain be that mush?

Of course not!

Now it's a paste for Li Yizai.

Because the art once said:

Embarrassment and danger are often hidden in the horror of the unknown,

It's not scary not to understand yourself,

The scary thing is that

I can't understand your enemies!

When I think of this,

Li Yizai's hairs closed their pores in horror,

Goosebumps outside,

Stiff and overwhelming.

But on his tender face that can be broken,

But it seems to be pasted with a layer,

The temperament of "seeing death as if it were home",

Looking at the old man calmly,

Want to do it again before feeding the wolves,

Affectionate and complicated "eye farewell"!

can be buried in the mouth of a wolf with such a beautiful appearance,

The six-year-old body also died without regrets,

It's nice to be able to die with the old man as a wolf!

sometimes

Li Yizai is so optimistic,

Optimistic as his laughter!

He looked at the old man,

The old man was watching him, too.

Afterwards

The old man told him,

Say:

At that moment,

He's like someone else,

Like an old monk who is accustomed to seeing life and death,

Like an old man who has realized the world,

The eyes are deep,

Even he didn't dare to look closely,

Like an abyss,

Like an old story,

It's like the man in the crooked legend!

But

When Li Yizai asked who that person was,

When there is a story,

The old man is not only secretive,

And it's the eyebrows tightened,

Seems to be very nervous,

As if I'm afraid that others will hear something!

Li Yizai also never asked again,

Here's how he is:

What you would like to say,

No matter how big the secret,

I'll defend you too,

What you don't want to say,

No matter how curious it is,

I'll kill it myself, too!

When they were sorry,

The wolf also can't wait,

Running over,

It stands in the open spot in the mountainside,

And the old man and Li Yizai are at the foot of the mountain not far away,

"At the moment of life and death, the salted fish will also turn over",

Li Yizai stood up his black hair again,

stared wide-eyed,

Clench your fists,

Without further ado,

Lift the leg on it,

Against the snow,

A pair of big white trousers bulged,

Like a trembling flag,

Like a chrysanthemum blooming,

Flowers borrow pants, pants borrow flowers,

Two rings in response,

Rush halfway up the mountain!

The wolf is also a god,

also used the "standing technique" of waiting for work,

A pair of yin and yang eyes are blue on the left and yellow on the right,

As if condescendingly,

Look at this stupid little guy.

What's even more surprising to Li Yizai is that

The wolf,

The corners of the mouth are slightly upward,

A disdainful smile alive,

Bloom between its sharp lips and teeth!

"You flower bag valley,

It's too much of a deception!"

The pace is more urgent,

Soon

And he stood before the wolf about three meters.

He's so tired,

and angry with his heart,

When you run in front of the wolf, it is very soft.

At this time, the wolf's full face was revealed:

A pinch of six-diamond-shaped white hair,

Like a sexy mole,

Put a wolf face,

Decorate it with a look at people's hearts,

Take care of haunting people's souls again!

A pair of tricky flower ears,

Black and white are as charming as the night sky,

Li Yi's heart is knotted,

It's all soft,

He thought: I'm going to punch down,

Is there no such thing as a beautiful wolf in the world?

Never mind

It's not moving now,

Maybe they came here to admire me?

How can I bear the painstaking consequences?

After all

It's hard enough to get a person to like someone,

What's more, there is a love affair that crosses species?

It's so beautiful,

You must be kind-hearted!

Doesn't the crooked rumor say:

The heart can affect the face,

Yan can reflect the heart.

I've decided,

As long as it doesn't move,

I'll just let it go!

"Hiss......

Is Li Yizai stupid?

Could it be that the legend is wrong?

Is he the one after all?

I can't tell the difference!

And the wolf,

It's stupid, too,

If you want to eat quickly,

What are you still playing, smiling,

Is this what I called you for?

Could it be that the little robber was going down the mountain,

While I'm not paying attention,

Did the second learn any tricks?

Is it a wolf maze?

Isn't it said that it has been lost for thousands of years?

Could it be that the wolf boy has already noticed the little robber?

If that's the case,

Then the future is bad!"

The old man saw a man and a wolf like this,

I didn't think about it without thinking.

Of course

What was the old man thinking,

Li Yizai didn't know,

Don't want to know either,

All he knew was that he wanted to see the wolf more,

He always had a feeling that they would have a story,

He rejoiced in his heart!

I couldn't help but daydream again......

Little him,

In addition to the first-class kung fu of scaring people,

Dreaming is no slouch.

Just when Li Yizai wanted,

When you hug the wolf in a friendly way.

Who knows, the old man's voice protruded,

The wolf seems to be playing with nothing,

Take this stupid little guy who just wanted to touch it,

A claw slap over,

Another claw clapped,

Rusi slapped a back and forth or two,

Li Yizai's little heart was patted,

Only then did he fall from a dream to reality.

Li Yizai shook his head,

Feeling the crotch wet with snow,

So he had mercy on him,

is bound to repay this "humiliation of the crotch......

Later later,

And then it was gone,

A lot of stories are like that,

The last of the last,

It's gone, and in the end,

Most of the endings are:

No new ones!

But

Li Yizai's childhood of course had later,

Later, I can't look back,

Forced helplessly,

Every morning at eight o'clock, I practiced "pants martial arts",

And love forced him,

It's not the old man he wants to scare,

It's the beautiful wolf he once wanted to hug!

The wolf's heart is unpredictable, and the world is like frost!

That's it

Under the coercion and temptation of an old man and a wolf,

His "pants martial arts" also began to have a taste of seven or eight points,

The bones of the body are no more,

The old blow bomb can be broken!

As soon as I think of this,

When I think of the old man,

Little Monkey and Little Flower Deer,

And the beautiful wolf,

And that leaky broken window,

That little firewood that is always untruthful,

That gazebo, that dusk,

And the stream, the unplayed chess,

There is also the silver youth and the pink girl just now......

These, those,

It's as if precipitated,

Dreams of the past years,

After a long period of time,

Imprinted as the rings of life,

Following these circles,

We will realize the meaning of life!

Mental activity just played,

The wolf also moved.

At that moment,