Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Black Guide Tour
In order to fool the archangel and successfully lift the second monument that sealed the fallen artifact, this time we made full preparations and packaged the spring outing group from top to bottom into a tour group.
I held a small red flag, holding a paper roll of microphone all the way to guide "Dear tourists, follow one by one, don't get separated, with pets are all held, bite people, our company doesn't care, to tell you the truth, I am a black guide, but there are not so many formal procedures." ”
The other members are all dressed as tourists, and the northern country is still quite into the play, sketching while walking with a drawing board, and when he encounters beautiful spots, he also begs others to draw him, and the thief will play.
Nicole is not as involved in the play as he is, the whole person is stiff, and she walks smoothly, and I hint at her vigorously, it is useless.
We climbed up the steepest slope on one side, holding the rope as we climbed, leaving it for a quick and safe evacuation in case something unexpected happened.
When I arrived at the peak, I took everyone around the Red Fort, running around the train with a mouthful of "Dear tourists, although I am a black guide, I never force tourists to consume, nor will I throw you to dangerous places to extort money, but you can't tip less, it's not easy for black tour guides, you can't eat enough, maybe you will be forced to eat tourists, don't force me~"
After turning around and finding nothing abnormal, at the position close to the cableway, Luo Fatzi received a hint from my eyes, and asked loudly, "Tour guide, what is this Red Fort? ”
"Oh, you say this, to be honest, I don't know, it's not marked on the official map of the Duchy of Raina, and I don't know which unauthorized force built it. ”
Saying that, I gave Luo Xi another hint, and Luo Xi recited according to the lines, "I am from the Rena Urban Construction Bureau, and now the whole country is investigating illegal construction, so conspicuous can't be left, it's a negative teaching material." ”
As he began to put on the repaired mechanical arm armor, I glared at him vigorously, Roch was very self-aware, took it off after wearing it halfway, honestly put the armor on the side of the red keep wall, and then pressed the start button.
Everyone tacitly retreated into the distance, Roshi did not disappoint us, the mechanical arm ran steadily for a few seconds, and exploded with a bang, much more powerful than last time.
Roshi pushes his glasses, "shouldn't ......"
It shouldn't, it really shouldn't, the explosion shouldn't be so big, not only did it blow up half of the Red Fort, but the monument inside was shattered by the aftermath of the explosion, saving Nicole's role in the second half.
Nicole breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, I didn't even remember the lines." ”
I hinted that everyone should not be goofs, follow the plot, didn't you see a flash of holy light on the ruins of the Divine Monument, the archangel has already come out.
I complained, "Look at you comrade, even if the illegal construction is annoyed and uncivilized, even if the people and gods are angry, you shouldn't have demolished it without reporting it, and the underworld that was forcibly demolished in the countryside still wrote a demolition word and drew a circle a day in advance, and your government is more domineering than the underworld......
As I counted the numbers, I approached and pretended to see the archangel by accident, and I pretended to be surprised, "Ahhh
The archangel and the other Red Fort are basically the same, only slightly different between the eyebrows and eyes, not the same person, but fortunately, their personalities are similar.
He heard what we had just said, and asked in a majestic voice, "Mortal, I am an existence in the upper realm, and you just said that this fort is illegal and violates the laws of mankind, but is there such a thing?"
I made a frightened look, nodded and waved my hand repeatedly, "No, no, no, nothing, there is nothing to do, you have a great and bullish fork in the upper realm, what do you want, it doesn't matter if you violate the construction~~~"
From the last contact, I can see that the archangel is holy and solemn, and he sees himself as high, and will never degrade himself.
"No, my generation of beings in the upper realm exists, and we should respect the laws of the mortal world, I only ask you about it, did you know the meaning of its existence before you destroyed this castle?"
At the same time as he asked these words, the divine power in his body suddenly multiplied, and Luo Xi and Ximei, who had poor concentration and knowledge, fell to their knees at the same time, and they were suppressed by the divine power and couldn't get up.
I ridiculed in my heart that the archangel put on an egalitarian posture on the surface, but in fact, he did not regard himself as a higher being, and used such violent means to force the submission and worship of weak humans.
It's a pity that he doesn't know that with this level of external force, it can't interfere with my mind and mind.
I gave full play to the acting skills honed in the small Taiwan entertainment circle in Beitai, made it look like my heart had been conquered, and answered nervously and reverently "No... I don't know, what is this? Which leader's private Red Mansion didn't hurt the ladies by mistake, did he?"
An imperceptible sneer appeared at the corner of the archangel's mouth, and he whispered in a non-human language, "Ignorant and stupid mortal......"
He thought I couldn't understand it, but he knew that I had a talent for language, and I was not mistaken, the archangel was a sanctimonious species.
After the archangel taunted, he changed back to Mandarin, "In this case, I will not pursue your unintentional mistakes, and quickly retreat." ”
It's all put it and say what's grinding, let's withdraw.
I waited for the end to find that the archangel had not repaired the broken Red Keep like the other, but could not wait to turn into a cloud of holy light from the Red Keep and retreat into the distance of the snowfield between the two twin mountains, which was the terrain that Nicole's tattoo on the lower abdomen pointed to.
Sure enough, as I expected, as soon as the two sealing tablets were broken, the seal of the fallen artifact had been lifted, and as guardians, they had to rush to the sealed place to guard it personally.
When I got to the bottom of the mountain, I kicked Luo Fat Man to lie down, turned over and rode on his belly, ripped off his clothes, Snow Fairy covered his eyes and hid back in the elf realm, Luo Fat Man was sneezed again and again by the cold wind that poured in.
Everyone gathered around, and I used my hand to draw on the bloodstained tattoo on Luo Fatzi's body, "Everything is as I expected, but judging from the fact that this archangel is in such a hurry, the other archangel should not be in the artifact, then he should return to the upper realm to report, we have to hurry up, it is best to get rid of the archangel before he comes back, and get the artifact!"
Everyone said that they obeyed my orders, and quickly packed up and hurried along the snowfields in the middle of the Twin Mountains.
At the point when the big battle was approaching, the main team members were basically not consumed, only Luo Fatzi was blown by the wind and snow twice, suffered from the wind and cold, and had some fever and runny nose.
He was a little worried and asked everyone, "Who will cure a cold, I'm not in a good state, don't affect the team's combat effectiveness." ”
We didn't take Luo Fatzi's too seriously, only Ximei took care of him, "I will treat your symptoms, you learn from me, come, smoke it in first, and then swallow it." ”
Luo Fatty: "Get out!"