Chapter 1: You're fired
Nine Heavens Realm, Nancy Continent.
Nanguo in the south, Nancheng in the southern region, south of the South Mountain, Nanling Temple, and school on the south side.
"Bang bang bang! ”
On the podium, a middle-aged woman, holding a smooth rattan that can illuminate a human figure, tapped the blackboard, and shouted.
The woman's name is Du Niang, not "Du Niang", because she is not erudite, and she is not erudite, but she is the most famous teacher in the spiritual institute.
People call Nanshan the old "poisonous girl".
Du Niang's face is full of anger, on weekdays, whether she is happy or angry, or sad, there is a furrow between her eyebrows, just like her third eye.
Her fierce expression and passionate voice destroyed the courage of all the students, the rattan in her hand was a nightmare for all the students, and the bloated body stood in the center of the podium, like a mountain, blocking the sight of too many students, and the road.
At this moment, every time Du Niang shouted, the students in the audience would open their mouths and nod their heads according to her rhythm, signaling, after listening to your explanation, the students were like an initiation.
Du Niang smiled from ear to ear and shook her head, as if to say: "Idiots, the old lady herself doesn't know if what she said is right, can you understand? ”
Although she thought so, she was quite satisfied with the students' reactions, because it made her class easy and did not have to go through the trouble of answering those strange questions like other teachers.
Looking at the self-absorbed Du Niang, the students were speechless, with the same expression and the same thoughts.
"Whew!Whew!Whew!"
At this time, a very discordant sound came from the school, but this did not attract the attention of the students, because they were used to it.
But what Du Niang can't tolerate the most is that such a voice appears in her class, because this is a provocation to her majesty and nakedness.
Her eyes were like electricity, and she directly locked onto the corner of the last row, in the garbage heap.
If you don't look closely, it's hard to see that there is also a table in the mountain of garbage. In front of the table, a thin teenager crossed his arms and laid them on the table, his head resting on his arms, asleep soundly.
The posture is really well-behaved.
Bang!
The rattan in Du Niang's hand was slammed on the blackboard, except for the sleeping person, everyone else was frightened by the loud sound and trembled, and even the blackboard was shaking.
Whew!
Bang!
Whew!
Bang bang bang!
Whew!
"This kid is finished today, and he doesn't even use the alarm clock of the eighth woman, the eighth woman is very angry, and the consequences are very serious. ”
The students muttered in their hearts and began to mourn in silence for the sleeping teenager.
I saw that the furrow between Du Niang's eyebrows was deeper, she gasped, held a rattan in her hand, took a broad step, and hurried down the podium, needless to say the destination.
"Hurry up!"
"Zebra zebra, don't you fall asleep!"
"There's a lot of excitement to see again. ”
The students all turned around and looked at the sleeping teenager with a variety of expressions, sympathy, sighs, and schadenfreude.
......
Syllable!
"Ouch, it hurts!"
The sleeping young man's body trembled, and he shouted weakly, but he did not react excessively, he still pillowed his arms, his eyes squinted a thin slit, and he dimly saw a huge outline.
"Ah, it's broken! It's such a big mountain, it's blocking the road, and I can't escape from it. The boy muttered, his voice soft, but in the quiet space of the moment, it was really for everyone to hear.
"This kid is looking for death! Eight women are the most taboo to be said to be fat. ”
"I turned around and scolded the eighth woman, it's over. ”
The students shook their heads and sighed in their hearts.
Hearing this, Du Niang's inverted eight-figure eyebrows tightened together, squeezed out a black line, her broad face grew old, a dull roar came out of her throat, and a solemn aura of Aomori immediately erupted.
At this moment, she is no longer a woman.
"Xiao Yu, you get up for the old lady. ”
She also refers to herself as a woman, and her mouth emits a thunderous sound and sound waves visible to the naked eye, and the impact brings a gust of wind.
"Ah, it's going to rain heavily? ”
The young man called Xiao Yu blinked his eyes, staggered to his feet, and in the strong wind, he grabbed his hair and robe with one hand, and waved the other hand to block the flying garbage, took a step back, and kicked the stool over.
"Huh, Mr. Du, why are you here?"
Seeing the fierce face in front of him, Xiao Yu immediately came to his senses, rubbed his eyes, and swept around, only then did he understand that this would be in class.
He fell asleep again, and dreamed, very deeply.
"Where should the old lady be if she is not here?" Du Niang was angry and shouted, "What did you dream about today?"
"Report to the teacher, the student dreamed that he was bitten by a mad dog. Xiao Yu replied straightly.
"Poof!"
"This guy is looking for death! Sleeping in Teacher Du's class, and daring to scold the teacher. ”
"That is, the teacher is hard and conscientious, how can he be like this. ”
"Didn't Xiao Yu fall asleep? It's just a dream, and it's not the first time. ”
There were many discussions around, some people lowered their heads and covered their mouths and snickered, some were expressionless, and some were holding back laughter and began to accuse Xiao Yu.
Xiao Yu was at a loss, rolled his eyes, saw a thick blood mark on his shoulder, and then saw the rattan in Du Niang's hand, he immediately understood, and hurriedly explained: "The teacher is angry, the student is not scolding you, the student does have a nightmare, dreaming of being bitten by a wild dog, and being chased to a big mountain..."
"Poof!"
There was another burst of laughter.
"You..." Du Niang's brows tightened, and she let out a thunderous roar in her throat again, raised the rattan high, pulled it down hard, and shouted: "You... By... Open... Except... It's here. ”
"Expulsion?"
Xiao Yu panicked, he didn't care about the pain, in fact, he didn't feel much pain, he had long been used to this rattan, the rattan was much smoother now, and it felt much better than when it was rough.
But he knew very well what it meant to be expelled from the Southern Spiritual Academy.
If he can't finish his studies, if he can't learn spiritual arts and other abilities, he won't be able to find a regular job, and in that case, the orphanage won't be taking him in, because he has no future.
And Du Niang said that it is really possible to be expelled, she is the director of the Academic Affairs Office, she has this power, and she has the power to expel a person, and for her, it is a matter of one sentence, and the formalities do not need to be handled, and the students who have been expelled by her in the past will not be in the next class.
"Teacher, you can't expel a student! The student is an orphan, and he has been expelled from other spiritual monasteries in Nancheng, and after being expelled from the Nanling Academy, the student really has no way out. ”
"Get out, hurry up and pack up your things and get out of the way for the old lady. Du Niang dragged Xiao Yu with one hand, pointed to the door and shouted.
"The teacher spared Xiao Yu this time, right?
"Shut up the old lady, you want to go with him too? Before the girl who spoke for Xiao Yu finished speaking, she was refuted by Du Niang.
Looking at Du Niang's yaksha-like expression, Xiao Yu knew that the matter was irreparable, Du Niang had always acted domineering and ruthless, and there would be no room for negotiation when she said it.
Although Xiao Yu was thin and weak, he was very hard in his bones, and he shook his arms fiercely, broke free from Du Niang, and quickly picked up a few wrinkled books.
Left the garbage heap.
"Goodbye, classmates. Out of the classroom, Xiao Yu turned around, swept over all his classmates, waved his hand to the girl who spoke for him, and finally stopped his gaze on Du Niang, made a grimace, and said fiercely: "Again... No... See, you stinky bastard who mistook people's children. ”
"Do you still need the old lady to delay this waste?"
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"Hey, the orphanage has no face to go back. ”
Out of the spiritual courtyard, Xiao Yu stopped all the way, wandering around, recalling his unbearable past.
Ten years ago, he was only three years old, for some reason, he was seriously injured, abandoned in a cave in the deep mountains and old forests, and I don't know who found him, took him out of the deep mountains and old forests, and put him in an orphanage in the south of the city.
Picking up a life is considered a catastrophe and not dying, and there is no way to talk about Houfu.
After two years of injury in an orphanage, he was only healed at the age of five, and then began a long road of study and cultivation.
When each student first enters the spiritual institute, there is a physical fitness test, which mainly tests the student's muscles and pulses, and passes the physical fitness test to see if the student is a prodigy.
Muscles and bones, as the name suggests, are bones.
The so-called veins, each person has one hundred and eight spiritual veins in the body, also known as the Ming veins, before the practice, these spiritual veins are occluded, and the practitioner needs to slowly rush away by absorbing the vitality of heaven and earth, and the process of breaking away the spiritual veins is the first step of cultivation, called the pulse mirror.
At the beginning of cultivation, the spiritual veins have not been exercised and are very fragile, so the pulse should not be rushed, and it is necessary to use the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi to refine and slowly rush away.
If the pulse is too violent, causing damage to the meridians and damaging the foundation of cultivation, it will be an irreversible injury, and it will have a far-reaching impact on the path of cultivation, and the gains outweigh the losses.
Therefore, it usually takes several years to break away all the one hundred and eight spiritual veins.
When all the one hundred and eight spiritual veins are opened, the Chong Pulse Realm is completed, and the foundation building stage of cultivation is entered, the "Four Yuan Realm".
The four Yuan Realms are the Yuan Qi Realm, the Yuan Spirit Realm, the Yuan Dan Realm and the Yuan Fetal Realm.
The so-called Yuan Qi Realm is that the cultivator absorbs the Yuan Qi of Heaven and Earth, refines it through the spiritual veins, and gathers it in the spiritual sea in the body to form a Yuan Qi mass.
The Yuan Qi Qi mass continues to be refined in the meridians and the spiritual sea, turning into pure spiritual power, and the spiritual power at this time is called the Yuan Spirit, and this stage is called the Yuan Spirit Realm.
The Yuan Spirit gathers and condenses in the spiritual sea to form a spiritual power air mass, and finally condenses into a substantial spiritual power ball, and the spiritual power ball is the Yuan Dan, and at this time it enters the Yuan Dan realm.
Yuan Dan continues to use the Yuan Spirit in the Spirit Sea, and after consummation, it will transform into a fetus, and then enter the last step of the Four Yuan Realm.
The Yuan Fetus Realm is complete, and the foundation building is completed, and the Yuan Fetus will turn into a humanoid fetal spirit puppet, called the Spirit Fetus, and since then it has entered the Spirit Barrier Realm and embarked on the right track of cultivation, which can absorb the vitality of heaven and earth, or directly absorb the natural spiritual power.
When Xiao Yu was five years old, he first entered the Spiritual Academy, and before he had experienced cultivation, his pulse was fully open, and he directly crossed the Chong Pulse Mirror and entered the first step of the Quaternary Mirror, the Yuan Qi Mirror.
This was unprecedented, and it caused a huge wave for a while, and even the most knowledgeable dean at that time did not know how to explain such a physique, and finally after the discussion of the elders, he called it "the body with a natural pulse full of open images".
Xiao Yu's physique test was characterized as a "super cultivation wizard".
This gave Xiao Yu a beautiful entrance ceremony and the beginning of his practice, making him the darling of the Spiritual Academy at that time.
In the entire southern city, it also caused a huge wave, and various spiritual academy schools vied with each other to hand out invitations to Xiao Yu, and offered very attractive treatments, hoping that Xiao Yu would go to their spiritual academy to study and cultivate.
It was also that test that perfectly interpreted what it means to "fly higher, fall worse" in Xiao Yu.
Everyone else complained that God was unfair, heaven and earth were unkind, why only let Xiao Yu skip the most tedious and long pulse realm, and ask them to endure the boring pulse process.
In fact, God is indeed unfair, and he is a perverted old naughty boy, who made a big joke with Xiao Yu, making Xiao Yu stand in heaven at a young age and fall into hell.
From cultivation to the present, eight years have passed, and Xiao Yu's cultivation path is eight years ahead of others, but now, his cultivation is basically standing still.
Wandering in the realm of vitality, advancing and retreating.
Gradually, Xiao Yu is not favored, plus he likes to be nosy on weekdays, and likes to sleep and have strange dreams in class, just like today, so naturally trouble is indispensable.
The result of the trouble was to be expelled, and in eight years, he was expelled one by one by more than a dozen spiritual monasteries in Nancheng, and became a well-known wizard in Nancheng.
As the saying goes, if you don't die in a big disaster, you will have a blessing, Xiao Yu doesn't think so.
As the saying goes, if the heavens descend on the people, they must first suffer their minds, starve their stomachs, strain their muscles and bones, and lack their body and skin.
These encounters are vividly reflected in Xiao Yu, who experienced these at a young age, needless to say, he was often left in the spiritual courtyard and not allowed to go back to eat, and his stomach was not less hungry, he was beaten by the teacher at every turn, and his muscles, bones, body and skin have also undergone layers of tests.
So after being called a waste for many years, Xiao Yu still did not give up on himself, nor did he give up treatment. often chase the wind in the forest to exercise, and act chivalrous in the people.
Like Don Quixote.
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While walking, he came to the city, in front of a tall pavilion, Xiao Yu looked up.
"Tongtian Pavilion, it's been five years, and it's been the appointed time so soon. ”