Chapter 22 "Fierce Medicine"!
Seeing Zen Master Xingyun's strange appearance, his three or two disciples walked up to the stage, "Master, you ...... Are you alright?"
"I ...... I didn't ...... It's okay......"
That being said, Nebula's body was already as red as a boiled crab.
The evil fire in his body began to rise, and he couldn't help but feel the urge to strip naked.
However, the previous concentration was still there, and Zen Master Xingyun forcibly suppressed the heat in his heart.
But the fire was like the tide of the sea, rising wave after wave.
Rao is Xingyun Zen Master has a deep Dharma, and he slowly couldn't bear it, and began to gasp like a cow.
The veins on his face were bruised, and he seemed to be desperately longing for something.
Finally, at a certain moment, Zen Master Xingyun could no longer suppress that evil fire.
As soon as he tore off his shirt, Zen Master Xingyun was hot and unbearably touched.
A dignified Buddhist teacher, but now he is bare-chested and exposed, with a sultry ** son, Xingyun Zen Master is in tears, and he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in!
And at this time, in front of everyone's eyes, Zen Master Xingyun could no longer control that kind of desire, like an animal in heat, his neck was red and his face was flushed, and his voice was as majestic as a cow.
"Roar~Roar~"
As the primitive desire that had been dormant in his body for many years was completely aroused, the concentration of Zen Master Xingyun also completely collapsed.
A pair of old hands pressed down on his waist, and his pants were also pulled down by him.
Now there is only one last rag left on Zen Master Xingyun to cover his shame!
It was the red pants he had specially worn in his life year, and it seemed to have two or three holes......
Zen Master Xingyun wore such a pair of red pants hanging from top to bottom, and his hands touched his body wildly, running naked in the Baume & Mercier Pavilion like a pervert.
A dignified monk ran naked in public in such a charming manner, and all that was left was the red cloth strip under his crotch......
Seeing this extremely funny situation, everyone wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and their whole faces were flushed.
"Liu Ling, what did you give Zen Master Xingyun to eat?"
Seeing that something was wrong, some celebrities forced a smile and questioned Liu Ling.
Liu Ling also knew that the paper could no longer contain the fire, so he could only tell the truth: "This is what I exclusively made with some aphrodisiac things...... Aphrodisiac!"
"Spring ...... Medicine?"
Everyone's eyes went dark, and Gollum fell to the ground, and his face trembled wildly.
Nima!
Give Zen Master Xingyun a ...... Aphrodisiac!
Can you fuck up a little more?
They were already a little impressed by Liu Ling, thinking that he might be able to concoct a panacea.
But he didn't expect him to feed Zen Master Xingyun, a monk with profound Dharma...... Aphrodisiac!
This...... It's just a splash of dog blood!
Don't you want money for dog blood!
The corners of their mouths twitched fiercely, and their faces were flushed and they were about to burst into tears.
Zen Master Xingyun broke off his lustful thoughts decades ago, and now you give him aphrodisiacs, let him hang a pair of red pants and run naked while groping wildly......
The name of the Great Master is ruined today!
Listening to Liu Ling's words, the horny Xingyun Zen Master also spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Liu Ling! roar...... Your grandma's legs...... Roar ......!"
Zen Master Xingyun couldn't vent his lust all over his body, his eyes were red, and now he even wanted to die!
Knowing that if it goes on like this, Zen Master Xingyun will probably be burned alive by lust.
Some people immediately gritted their teeth and began to make up ideas.
"Quick, take Zen Master Xingyun to Yihong Courtyard, and if you don't find two girls to vent fiercely, Zen Master Xingyun is afraid that he will be suffocated to death!"
"You dare!"
Nebula shouted in an extremely strange tone.
Although he has become obscene, he really wants to send him to a brothel to go to Wushan Yunyu, and when he sees the Buddha in the future, I am afraid that the Buddha will be able to laugh and be angry......
Seeing the resoluteness on Zen Master Xingyun's face, some people stepped forward again.
"Master, there is only ...... way to do it now One way. ”
"What's the solution? Roar...... Say it...... Roar!!"
"You're old ...... Rise up the unicorn arm, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing!"
Zen Master Xingyun obviously knew what this meant, and immediately became red directly to the root of his ears.
But he also knew that there was no other way to go through it, so Zen Master Xingyun suddenly ran naked all the way to the back of a mountain rock in the Baume & Mercier Pavilion.
Liu Ling...... Roar ...... I'm not done with you...... Roar!"
Then everyone heard a sound from behind the rocks.
Zen Master Xingyun is obviously doing something inexplicable!
After a long time of incense, Zen Master Xingyun poked his head out with a shy and angry face, and his face was a little blushing.
"Master, ...... Solved?" someone asked.
Xingyun blushed and had a thick neck, gritted his teeth for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "Solve a fart!" The old man has not been close to a woman for decades, and it is really difficult for a strong man to fight in the air, old man...... Can't hit it!"
“......”
Everyone fell to the ground with a bang, and their faces were swollen.
Some celebrities began to piece together ideas one by one, and finally found a few spring palace pictures from some wanderers.
"Master, take the picture!"
Zen Master Xingyun caught it, looked at the picture on the Spring Palace map, and suddenly blushed and wanted to burrow into the hole.
Zen Master Xingyun turned his back to the sky, and the old tears were horizontal: "Spring Palace Map, Spring Palace Map, as soon as you enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on you are a passerby!"
After wailing for a while, Zen Master Xingyun suddenly held the Spring Palace Diagram in one hand and closed his eyes as if he were at home.
In the look of everyone's eyes, with a burst of release like shallow singing and chanting, everything finally fell silent completely!
The atmosphere is as silent as death, and the breath can be heard!
After half an hour, Zen Master Xingyun poked his head out with shame and anger and tiptoed out.
But his head was so low that he was almost buried in the ground, and his face was faintly flushed.
He's really loveless now!
"Xingyun Zen Master rose up with the Qilin Arm to fight the five girls", I am afraid that such a rumor will instantly hit Tianshuang City, and men, women and children will have to laugh off their big teeth!
Nima!
My reputation, my discipline...... Shattered!
"Liu Ling, you immortal banban...... The old man wants to beat you out of the Hall of Famous Scholars, so that you have nowhere to stay in Tianfrost City!"
Zen Master Xingyun almost roared out, the ring scars on his head were trembling, he couldn't wait to eat Liu Ling directly now!
Seeing Zen Master Xingyun's angry appearance, Zhou Dan suddenly laughed so much that his stomach cramped.
Originally, their prescription was enough for dog blood, but I didn't expect that there were people outside the world, and there was heaven outside the sky!
This guy directly tasted Zen Master Xingyun...... Aphrodisiac, this gall is really fat.
Now it's a lot of fun!
Seeing that Zen Master Xingyun was about to start his Buddhist skills, Liu Ling finally began to explain, "Master Xingyun, before you healed your illness, you personally promised that no matter how offended you were, you would not be guilty of the past. ”
It's good that Zen Master Xingyun didn't listen to this, but when he heard this, he suddenly became angry, and almost jumped up and scolded the street.
Nima!
I just said that I didn't correct the past because I thought you were going to cure the disease, but are you treating the disease?
You're tearing me up! The old man's festival has been shattered!
You directly prescribed me an aphrodisiac, so that I was left with only a pair of red pants left, and I ran naked all the way in front of everyone's eyes.
The look of the commotion of scratching his head, he wants to die when he thinks about it now!
He really didn't have any discipline this time!
Cure?
What bastard heals someone with an aphrodisiac?
How many sins the old man has done in his last life, he actually met you, a disaster star!
"Liu Ling, do you still dare to say that you will be cured?
Seeing that Zen Master Xingyun's face was flushed and he was about to make a move, Liu Ling suddenly continued: "Master is slow, is it a cure, you might as well take a look at the three acupoints in Lianquan, Fengfu, and Tanzhong first!"
Zen Master Xingyun was already furious, but he still subconsciously glanced at the three acupoints in his body.
However, at a glance, he suddenly found with a bewildered face that the black qi that had been entrenched in his body for many years, like maggots attached to bones, was actually ...... The smoke is gone!
Moreover, the black qi was not transferred elsewhere, but there was no trace of the cold black qi in the acupuncture points of the whole body.
In other words, the vicious disease that he had not been cured for many years was completely ...... Eradicated!
"This ......"
Zen Master Xingyun's face suddenly stiffened, and he looked at Liu Ling with a dull expression, looking stupid and dazed!
He's cured of his ailment, that's special...... It's not a dream, is it?
Nima! Eating aphrodisiacs, masturbating the tube, and curing the disease?
When did this kind of dog blood cure come to life?
After repeatedly confirming his condition, Zen Master Xingyun, who was already full of anger, suddenly couldn't say a word, and his hairstyle was a little messy.
- No, the bald heads are a little shaky!
It seemed that he also felt the weirdness of the atmosphere, and Lei You hurriedly walked up to the stage to diagnose the Xingyun Zen Master inside and out. Then he was stunned to find that Zen Master Xingyun was really good!
Nima! Sick and gone?
Take aphrodisiacs and eat the illness away!
How could this fucking happen?
The corners of Lei You's mouth twitched fiercely, and three black lines flew across his face from a crow.
Quack!
Lei You's eyes were almost black, and he was about to fall.
Oh my God, can anyone tell me what's going on......