I remember about ten years ago, when I was a primary school student, my homeroom teacher was a middle-aged woman, every time I got into trouble, she would sue my dad, but every time my dad came back from school, not only would he not clean me up, but he was in a very happy mood, even if he was in a very bad mood before he went, and after he came back, he would have a strange change. I was always curious about this, and at first I thought he was glad that I had inherited his rogue blood, but the truth of the matter was far from what I could have imagined at the time. Later, I had a big accident, I really didn't dare to let my dad go to school to see the head teacher, in desperation I decided to pretend to be my dad and give myself a level, at that time I looked very similar to my dad, he didn't have the same fierce face as now, and I was not as white and chubby as I am now. So I deliberately waited until dark on the day of the head teacher's duty, and then came to school in my dad's clothes, I made thorough preparations, but as soon as I walked into the dimly lit head teacher's office, I didn't have time to play, I was pushed down from behind by a pair of hands, and then a body rode on, while pulling my clothes and scolding me for being a dead ghost, I couldn't say anything scared, if I hadn't peed my pants and was recognized, the consequences were really unimaginable.

Since then, I no longer dare to pretend to be someone else, even in the days of phone fraud, I just used fake voice changing software and fake personal information to deceive my peers, and I have never pretended to be someone else's friend's son or anything, because I am a person who knows how to learn lessons.

But today, in a hurry, I forgot the damage that night brought me more than ten years ago, and once again reaped the consequences, and sadly this time I didn't even know who I was pretending to be.

Whoosh swish~~~~

Shang Ruochun and Xichun wielded their swords, constantly flashing and moving around me, and the swords stabbed out again and again, but every time they touched my clothes, they hurriedly accepted them, as if they were afraid.

But no matter how jealous I am, I am scared around, these two big swords stabbing back and forth are scary enough, and they will change color for a while, and the temperature around them will also change as if they are lively, when the sword turns red, my skin hurts, when it turns crystal white, it makes me goosebumps, when it turns green, the fragrance around me makes me dizzy, and when it turns yellow, I feel a sense of loss, but these feelings are fleeting, because every time I feel unwell, there will be a breath in my stomach that will come up on its own and quickly spread all over my body, which seems to be very helpful to resist discomfort, but the breath is getting weaker and weaker, and the reaction is getting slower and slower, and the second girl's offensive seems to be more frequent, I don't know when I will stop, and the feeling of cold and heat is becoming more and more obvious, I can't catch a cold if I go on like this?

Life and death are in an instant, and it seems unrealistic to deny it at this time, but after all, I am a young talent who is regarded as a public enemy by the telephone fraud industry, and of course a small predicament can not help me, I will analyze the information I currently have, and quickly made a judgment, before Shang Ruochun said that he had been practicing hard for ten years in order to kill me, but now he is afraid to start, then I should be mistaken for a very powerful character, so I shouted: "Do you have to force me to make a move?"

This sentence immediately worked, Shang Ruochun's movements were obviously stagnant, and a trace of fear flashed on his face, and that Xichun was so naïve, he screamed under my startle and did not retreat but advanced, and a dazzling colored brilliance burst out of his body, and the sword that should have been withdrawn continued to stab into my throat, just when I was stunned and had nothing to do, Shang Ruochun picked up Xichun's sword first, and the tip of Xichun's sword was able to avoid my throat and stabbed to the side, and then Shang Ruochun pulled Xichun, and the two avoided at the same time to the distance.

Shang Ruochun reprimanded Xichun: "Zhang Laowei has been successful ten years ago in the Qi Sword Dual Sect Exercises, and he has cultivated the Huilong True Body that can shock all external forces, and his cultivation is not enough to touch his physical body. ”

Xichun was angry and scared, trembling, looking back and forth at my side and said in a trembling voice: "Senior sister, I'm sorry, I was scared just now, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the formation couldn't be completed, I'm really sorry......"

I looked around with Xichun's gaze, and my heart suddenly cooled, and I don't know when there have been huge changes around me, what is this? Originally, it was just an open area in the forest, but at this time a dead wood rose on the ground on my left side, and the branches of the dead wood were sharp, intertwined, and vaguely formed the shape of a blade, and the withered yellow blade moved slowly with my gaze, as if it had a consciousness and could act autonomously, which was very terrifying; and on my right hand there was a sea of flowers, and the sea of flowers was full of colorful smoke, and at a glance it was known that it contained highly poisonous, and among the flowers, there was a wrist-thick, small four-legged serpentine creature walking back and forth, making people's scalp numb; , leading the sunlight to gather from top to bottom, forming a beam of scorching sword rays, around which the black ashes the size of a palm within two meters flew and swirled, desperate for life, and between me and the second daughter, there was an area sprinkled with ice crystals, like a forbidden land, where the wind blew through and did not sweep there, but disappeared, as if even the wind was frozen.

Could it be that this is the Four Seasons Formation that they said they couldn't complete? It's so scary before it's completed, and if it's completed, it will be good? Shang Ruochun seems to want to explode this thing, and I will still have some ashes left? Does Heavenly Court still have a chance to collect my corpse?

I cried and said to the second daughter, "What did you do to me?"

Shang Ruochun snorted coldly: "Old Monster Zhang, ten years ago, you resigned from the position of the head of the Spring Palace and betrayed the master, regardless of the master's deep affection for you, the master was punished for the crime of being locked up to death because you were punished, who doesn't hate you to the bone?!"

Xichun suddenly fell down with a soft sigh, Shang Ruochun hurriedly supported her, but as soon as she stretched out her hand, her whole person also softened, which seemed to be caused by detachment, but the eyes of the second daughter stared at me from beginning to end, as if she wanted to kill me with her eyes.

Shang Ruochun continued: "Just because I know that your cultivation is extraordinary, the two of us have been thinking hard about the way to kill you for ten years, but the heavens do not fulfill people's wishes, and now the merit and failure have exhausted the true qi, and we are no longer able to form a formation to break the law, you can kill us!"

Speaking of this, the two girls hugged each other and cried, but I didn't recover from my panic until the Four Seasons Formation completely dispersed, and explained to the second daughter: "Actually, it was a misunderstanding just now, you recognized the wrong person." ”

Xichun shook his head and sobbed: "No, it won't be wrong, you clearly look like Zhang Lao Wei, but you are a lot fatter." ”

Shang Ruochun also said: "Don't quibble, who in the whole world except you has the true qi of the sea and the abyss." ”

The previous true qi vision should have been caused by this sea of qi abyss, it seems that Lei Gong really didn't cheat me, but I don't know what my identity is about, it won't really be as the second daughter said, I am possessed by a negative man, right?

"How can I say this well......" I thought hard about the solution: "Now my identity is a little unclear, but it's really not the person you said, I do have this Qi Sea Abyss, but it may not be the only one in the world, right? ”

The two girls were not moved by my words, but still hugged each other and cried, and I persuaded: "Why do you say you two are still crying? Do you think I look like that kind of person who fights and kills? If you hadn't killed me before, I wouldn't have pretended to be someone else to protect myself, and I have to blame you for this." ”

Shang Ruochun said: "Don't deny it, back then, you personally passed on the method of my Qi Sword cultivator, except for you and me, only Xichun knew about this matter, and even the master didn't know, do you want to trick me by denying it?"

"Misunderstanding, really misunderstanding. I tried to argue: "Actually... Actually, I'm a fortune teller, so I know these things, if you don't believe it, let's do this, um... You ask me something that the man doesn't know, and I'll figure it out for you, so that it can be explained. ”

The second daughter is young and naïve, and under my defense, I can't help but have suspicions, after all, I haven't made a move except for Shang Ruochun's true qi, judging from the words of the second daughter, this doesn't seem to be that person's style.

"It's fine. Shang Ruochun was calm, but Xichun was naughty, and said to me curiously: "The girl has a question, you can count it." ”

I hurriedly pinched my fingers: "You say, you say." ”

Xichun bit his fingers and thought, and after a while, he smiled with a smile on his face: "You can calculate who my senior sister likes, and the girl will believe you, haha, I always want to know that she won't tell me." ”

Shang Ruochun was in a hurry: "Nizi is messing around, you can't count this." ”

I was unhappy, it turned out that the famous flower already had the owner, and it seemed that I had to find another place for this cow dung, but I wanted to see how many heads this kid had, so that such an excellent young woman could fall in love with him, so I said: "Okay, I'll see where this person is sacred!"

As I spoke, I pinched my fingers in the order of 1243, and then called out in my head: "Sister, old girl!

I didn't hear from me for a long time, and when I shouted again, I heard a drip in my head, like the sound of a phone hanging up.

Eh, I remember, when I was in a trance before, people seemed to have told me that it would take 6 hours to contact once, isn't this a fork?

Seeing that I hadn't moved for a long time, Shang Ruochun stood up and said to me: "You don't have to work hard, you don't have to be so troublesome if you want to prove your identity, Zhang Da Wicked Man has the power of anti-shock external force to repair the dragon's true body, and the sword and fist can't hurt him, you will know the truth if you take my sword." ”

Xichun was shocked: "Senior sister, don't, if it's really him, won't he harm your life." ”

Shang Ruochun smiled bitterly: "What's the use of keeping my life if I don't take revenge!"

Xichun hurriedly said: "If he is not the wicked person, why should you kill him." ”

Shang Ruochun said: "This person knows my secret, and he is sneaky and cunning, just kill him!"

After Shang Ruochun finished speaking, he raised his sword and stabbed straight at it, I didn't even have time to blink my eyelids, I felt a numbness in my chest and a sweetness in my throat, and when I looked down, the long sword had passed through my body, and this time it was really over.

The most annoying thing is that at this moment, the sexy and charming voice sounded in my head: "Eh, my little enemy, I said that the six hours are 10 minutes at a time, this is the rules that can't be messed up, eh, blame me for being soft-hearted, okay, okay, what's the urgency to find me?"

I cried out in my heart, and said in my mind: "What else can I do if I am strung together, old girl, you can kill me." ”

The female voice finally put away her tone and asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you, my lord?"

I smiled wryly: "You've helped me so much, I still don't know your name, what's your name, girl?"

The female voice actually dragged out a cry: "Why do you lie to me, you are not the first person to complain, everyone calls me Xiao Ji." ”

I smiled and asked, "Is your surname Ji or your name?"

Xiao Ji laughed while crying: "Adult, you are so not serious, you are a prostitute, your surname is Ji, your name is Ji Xiaoman." ”

I looked at the long sword passing through my body, and then looked up at Shang Ruochun's beautiful face that was both different and panicked, and my heart was peaceful, and it was not that I had never died, I was really not afraid.

"Girl... Do my brother another favor and see who this girl likes. ”

"I'll take a ......look at it for you," Ji Xiaoman choked up and replied: "Shang Ruochun has always been in love with her master's old lover, the son of the sect master of the Sword Sect who betrayed her master ten years ago, and the abyss of the sea of qi - Zhang Shan. ”

The abyss of the sea of air... Zhang Shan?

Is it me?

It's really me.