The Spiritual Realm Chapter Layout Volume Chapter 38 A Thousand Charming Teeth and Claws
You want to kill me! Mi Dou is like five thunderbolts, this is obviously a joke, but in the eyes of this young man who suffers from gains and losses, it is infinitely magnified, I see that his face is pale, his calves are weak, and he is about to fall, he hates himself for stealing clothes, his heart is about to bleed, after stealing clothes, do you hate me so much?
However, I care about you so much, if I had known that it was your sartorie, I wouldn't have stolen it if I was killed, Midou was about to cry, "Sister, I woke up and shouted for a long time and didn't see anyone, so I can only dare to wear one, unintentionally, please forgive me." ”
"Benevolent Yu Dong'er......" The eyes of the Lord of the Shashui Palace were like the starry night, revealing a cunning that was shallower than the starlight, and finally said the purpose, "You can be allowed to join my Shashui Palace, sweep the floor and water the flowers, and make contributions." ”
It turned out that it was the head of Taichuan who saw that some of Mi Dou's skin was scratched, so he sent him to Shashui Palace to ask for a pool of precious 'Panxian Jade Liquid', and after the Qingpao Confucian was sent to the Jiutian Temple for treatment, he jumped alive again, and came to discuss with the master of Shashui Palace, he is the number one military advisor in Taichuan Gate, and he has to be busy with the abnormal events of the demon clan, which is not only time, but also inconvenient, for fear of leaving Mi Dou with the impression that the spirit world is too dangerous, and sending the most comfortable Shashui Palace is the first choice.
Besides, the Shashui Palace Master, such a beautiful woman who is charming and charming, is naturally more attractive than his middle-aged uncle, and may be more relaxed to persuade Mi Dou to join the Keling Realm, the world is so wonderful, the charm of this Shashui Palace Lord is really ten million times greater than that of the Qingpao Confucian.
After Mi Dou passed the opportunity of the Sequence Realm Lord, he didn't need to be persuaded to take the initiative to join the Keling Realm, but now he was a little embarrassed, "The Qiao family in Longyi City wants to bring me to Taichuan Gate, I can't ......"
The green paws were flicking, and the little poplar was laughing, "This is the Shashui Palace of Taichuan Gate, you sent it by the fox of Naqiao." ”
Mi Dou secretly hated in his heart, this green-robed Confucian was too inhumane, how could he leave himself bare here, causing himself to steal his clothes, making her think that she was a thief with a bad character.
As long as you join the Shashui Palace, you can see this beautiful little poplar every day, Mi Dou was fascinated for a while, but Mi Dou felt embarrassed again, he forcibly endured the desire to join the Shashui Palace, and said in frustration, "The Qiao family is kind to me, I can't be ungrateful, I have to worship under his door." ”
The speaker was unintentional, the listener was intentional, the master of the Shashui Palace was furious, thinking that this was Mi Dou's prevarication, and my Shashui Palace could not compare to the falling autumn cliff! This is her heart disease, as the master of the Shashui Palace, she can't see anyone who is unwilling to stay in the Shashui Palace, and immediately said coldly, "You have laid a pool of the 'Panxian Jade Liquid' of the Shashui Palace, and the crime is inevitable, so compensate first!"
Is it the weird liquid in the bath before?But I met someone who opened an overlord shop, and I didn't say that I wanted to lie down on that thing, Mi Dou secretly complained, but he was also willing, even if you opened a bawang shop, I am willing to compensate you, Mi Dou asked, "That...... How much silver does a pool cost?"
The master of the Shashui Palace said coldly, "It's not expensive, Xianhualu can't take the rank and can't save his life, so he will raise his appearance, repair his mechanism, make up his foundation, and moisten his sense." ”
You are so cold, but you are sure that I can't afford to pay it? Do you really hate me? But you don't know, even if it is an ordinary thing, I am willing to compensate you, as much as you want, even if you are a cow and a horse for the rest of your life, as long as you want, I can persevere to earn it for you, Mi Dou is sad and aggrieved, I care about you so much, and I am willing to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire for you, but you are cold to me, his eyes are red, "Then, I owe an IOU first, and I will pay it back to you as a cow and a horse in the future." ”
The master of the Shashui Palace took the pen and paper, "A pool of immortal dew is 100,000 taels." The living crime has escaped, the capital crime is inevitable, what a heinous crime it is to steal Yu Dong'er's clothes! Make an IOU, and send you on your way with another slap. ”
Mi Dou staggered, fell to the ground, his face turned pale, you must really hate me, and you want to beat me to death, are you tired of me alive? Have you already decided that I am a bad person who steals? Then you can slap me to death, I will not complain about you, Mi Dou closed his eyes sadly, he had never been so lost.
The master of the Shashui Palace grabbed Mi Dou, "Don't pretend to be dead, I'll send you on your way after making an IOU." ”
Since she is going to die, what is the use of the IOU, don't let her look upset, Midou sighed, "Sister, I won't make an IOU, whatever you do." ”
The Lord of the Shashui Palace was waiting for this moment, and the little poplar stopped showing his teeth and claws, and groaned solemnly, "This ......"
The soft light sprinkled on the contemplative face of the city, the hair on his forehead flew in the wind, as pure as the cool sky of water, Mi Dou was disheartened, but now he suddenly rose a strong reluctance, even after the reincarnation of a hundred lifetimes, I will not forget you, but, Mi Dou was reluctant to leave, thinking that he would never see her again after death, Mi Dou was about to roar, he was unwilling to die.
This ignorant thirteen-year-old boy has long lost his judgment, and under the suffering of gains and losses, any action of Yu Dong'er will be infinitely amplified by him, and now seeing Yu Dong'er's hesitant appearance, he can't help but have a glimmer of hope, he is unwilling! He is not a thief with a bad character, but in her eyes, he must be very bad, he will steal other people's clothes, Midou feels that he must be a great crime, but he feels that this crime is very wronged, he is eager to live, prove that he is not a bad person, and he is unwilling to let her misunderstand himself.
I don't know why, as soon as Mi Dou saw the master of the Shashui Palace, the rhetoric full of rhetoric disappeared without a trace, but if this kind of kung fu is cultivated to the point of reaching the peak, it will be natural unconsciously, Mi Dou said sincerely, "Sister who is both kind and beautiful, your beauty with kindness and holiness will make the world lose color, your kindness accompanied by a beautiful coat will make the Bodhisattva ashamed, the country is as fragrant as your sister, I believe that your kindness is also unparalleled in the world." ”
With a good mouth, the lord of the Shashui Palace was even more satisfied, and the laughter like silver bells spread all over the ground, "Okay! The kind Yu Dong'er, be merciful, and let you stay in the Shashui Palace to do chores and offset the death penalty and living debts." ”
A round of brilliant sun rushed out of the dark clouds, Mi Dou's whole person was like bathing in the spring breeze, and his palms trembled with joy, great, not only did he not have to die, but he could stay by her side every day, even if it was a chore, no matter how hard and tired I was, I was also willing, Mi Dou couldn't wait to dance and howl to the wolf, but he asked cautiously, "Then, how long will it take?"
"Oh, it depends on your performance, if Yu Dong'er is satisfied, you will be commuted. ”
Mi Dou was poured with cold water, I am willing to work hard for you to the ground, this commutation is really ridiculous, I am extremely evil, how can I reduce the sentence, Mi Dou asked again depressedly, "Then, how much?"
The main board of the Shashui Palace counted with green and jade fingers, "Subtract one day from a year!"
Mi Dou is very lost, it's only been a year, and the number of days has to be subtracted, Mi Dou repented like a great wicked person, "Sister, I have a deep sin, unforgivable, it's better to subtract one day from a hundred years." ”
Interesting! This little ghost is going to double the debt, okay! I just don't let you get your wish, the master of the Shashui Palace has a cold face, and raises his hand to fight, "When is the bargain, a slap to kill you, this little thief!"
Midou hurriedly hugged his head, "Ten years minus one month!"
It's really funny! Why did he double his debts? The master of the Shashui Palace saw that Ai Ai during the Midou period, the face blown out by the white snow was full of holy light, and there was a kind of touching touch, and suddenly her heart also swept a touch of strangeness, she turned her face a little overwhelmed, waved her green paws and said, "Okay, okay, it's set for ten years minus one month, from now on, you will be a person from the Shashui Palace." ”
Midou nodded excitedly, in the future, he will be able to follow her in front of and behind her, and he can see her every day, what could be more exciting!
The lord of the Shashui Palace waved his green paws with great satisfaction, like a triumphant little poplar, turned around on the desk, and with a lightning wave of the pen, he wrote a long and large fragment of it, and his mind moved to dry the ink, pinched it into a ball of paper and threw it out of the window.
The paper ball crossed several kilometers in the air, smashed to a study table in the autumn cliff, the green robe Confucian picked up and spread out, it was the Shashui Palace Lord sprinkled hundreds of words, triumphant statement, after five levels and six generals, after a lot of hardships, finally the rice bucket was persuaded, the green robe Confucian was overjoyed, and then a little groaning, waving the wolf out of a line of words, the mind moved to dry the ink, pinched into a paper ball and threw a few kilometers, fell into the hands of the Shashui Palace Lord.
The master of the Shashui Palace spread out the paper ball and looked at it, and immediately smiled like a flower, and the flame of his fingers flickered, burning the note into flying ash, and gently blowing it on the soil of the Panjing. Hehe, although I can't understand the intention of this autumn fox, but the evil Yu Dong'er also has this intention.
I saw the master of the Shashui Palace laughing wildly, stretching out his two white-skinned claws arrogantly, kneading Mi Dou's soft face, "Little pet, little pet!
Mi Dou blushed, her faint fragrance, very good, she is willing to be close to me like this, but she doesn't hate me anymore, but has a good impression of me? Mi Dou is happy and sorrowful, and his heart revolves around this Yu Dong'er, and every bit of it will be infinitely amplified by this young man who has just opened his love.
However, the disaster had only just begun, and I saw that the crazy Lord of the Yarn Water Palace began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets, waving scissors, rulers, needlework, and fabric.
As long as it is the clothes you make with your own hands, I will definitely keep them until the earth is desolate, and I am reluctant to get dirty, his heart is itchy, both expectation, and fear is just his own delusion, so he asked euphemistically, "Sister, have you seen my old clothes?"
The head of the Shashui Palace didn't look back, and the needlework and fabric danced, "I've seen it, the diligent Yu Dong'er has already sent them to the garbage heap, no need to thank you!"
Even if you throw away my clothes, I have no opinion, they should have thrown them away, this stupid boy, seven or eight days ago, he disregarded his own safety for a pair of shoes, and now he threw it away with a light sentence, but he was still a little grateful in his heart, he sighed knowingly, "Hey, then I have no clothes to wear." ”
The master of the Shashui Palace turned his head and smiled, she was charming, Mi Dou's heart was pounding again, and she listened, "Don't worry, I'll make you a few beautiful clothes!"
You're so caring, do you really care about me by making me a few things in rotation? Mi Dou's heart warmed, but why did it sound a little weird?
Mi Dou suddenly came to his senses, and he really wanted to find a piece of tofu to hit him to death, so he hurriedly distinguished, "Wait, I wear a short dress, not a woman's dress." ”
"Hehe!" "Hey, hey!" the charming little poplar smiled yinly, "I forgot to tell you that my Shashui Palace only accepts female disciples!"