Chapter 339: Sao Nian, You're Thinking Too Much
Looking at the fat man's disgusted and obscene look, the corners of Xiaochen's lips couldn't help twitching slightly.
"Grandma, what does this fat man think?"
"That's what I'm just there....... It's impossible to pick a fat man!"
"The master's aesthetics are not so bad!
"Ahem~ crooked!"
Thinking of this, Xiaochen couldn't help but feel a stirring, the twitch at the corner of his lips instantly turned into a sneer, and a cold glint flashed in his eyes.
"Bang!"
The fat man, who was still immersed in the disdain for Xiaochen's habits, didn't notice the change in Xiaochen's expression at all, and still laughed with a disgusted face.
Suddenly, I felt that my eyes were dark, and then there was a sharp pain in my eyes, my head sank, and a huge force came and I involuntarily staggered back a few steps, and my hands were still swaying in the void, like a drunk drunk falling drunk on the street.
"Ahh
Unfortunately, there was a small pothole on the road on the route where the fat man retreated, and he staggered and stepped on the small pothole, "poofed", tripped and fell to the ground, and fell on the road with his butt.
"Ugh....... So many stars.... Halo ....."
"Giggle~"
"Mother, look at it, that fat brother over there is so funny, and he is smirking when he walks backwards and falls. ”
"It's stupid. ”
A cute little girl passing by here smiled as beautiful as a crescent moon with big eyes, and pointed at the fat man with a fleshy little finger and giggled.
The woman in a palace dress beside the little girl, with a shallow smile in her eyebrows, slowly stretched out a white and tender jade hand, and gently rubbed the little girl's little head with a full of love, that alluring face, with a smile with strong love, as if she had the magic power that could melt everything, looked at the little girl and said gently:
"Qiao'er, that fat brother accidentally fell, you can't laugh at him for being stupid. ”
The little girl was holding a rock sugar gourd in her hand, with some sugar stains on both sides of her mouth, chewing a sugar gourd, chirping her mouth, tilting her little head to look at the woman and nodding thoughtfully, and then an innocent smile like a flower rose on her face, and she ran to the fat man with a smile.
"Brother, are you in pain?"
"If it hurts, Qiao'er will give you a sugar gourd, it's sweet and sour, and it won't hurt if you eat a sugar gourd." ”
The little girl held a light blue skirt in one hand and a sugar gourd in the other, handed it to the fat man, stared at the fat man with big eyes with a serious face, and said seriously.
Looking at this little girl carved in pink, looking at the woman in the palace not far away, she was attracted by the alluring face, and couldn't help but take a few more looks.
"Ahem~"
Xiaochen coughed lightly and kicked the fat man twice, the fat man woke up suddenly, a flush rose on his face, he touched his ears in embarrassment, and said, "Uh.... It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, hehehe...."
"Really?"
"But it looks like it hurts. ”
Listening to the little girl's words full of worry, the fat man only felt light, very relieved, this little girl is the little fairy daughter of the Nine Heavens, and the well-behaved little face can really bring people some unexpected happiness.
However, the little girl's next words directly broke the fat man's relieved heart.
The little girl rolled her big eyes, pursed her small mouth with a hint of disdain, and said: "My eyes are black with pain, and my mouth is hard, hey, men are all the same, and they will talk flatteringly and deceive children." ”
"Slightly ......"
After speaking, he made a grimace at the fat man.
"Uh......"
Just as the fat man was thundered by the little girl, a beautiful voice that seemed to be the melodious chirping of a nightingale came.
"Qiao'er, you can't talk nonsense. ”
The woman in the palace dress pulled the little girl to her side and said apologetically:
"Gao Gongzi made you laugh, Qiao'er is young and ignorant, and there is something inappropriate in her speech, so it's no wonder that Gao Gongzi is not surprised. ”
The fat man looked at the beautiful woman, completely attracted by the alluring face, where could he still listen to the words of the woman, where would he care about the words of the little girl with contempt, his soul was about to be hooked.
The fat man who was kicked by Xiaochen again sobered up, his face changed in seconds, and he said seriously: "It's okay, the fairy tongue is unscrupulous, hehe." ”
The woman smiled apologetically and pulled the little girl away, and after the little girl took a few steps, she made a grimace at the fat man before jumping up and down with the woman and disappearing into the vast sea of people.
"Hey fat man, everyone is far away, what are you looking for, what, are you still waiting for that little girl to bring you sugar gourds to eat?"
Looking at the fat man with a reluctant face, Xiaochen teased.
The fat man tilted his head angrily and said to Xiaochen: "It's not because of you!"
Xiaochen directly changed the topic, rubbed the fat man's buttoes on his toes, and said:
"You're going to stay here?"
The fat man rubbed his neck and said:
"Leave that fall, and sit there. ”
"Okay, you just sit here, I don't have time to accompany you here to be watched. ”
Xiaochen left a sentence and turned around and left.
The fat man swept his eyes around, and saw the pedestrians who stopped around to watch the bustle, and the old face should not be smiling, he got up and patted his buttocks and said: "It's scattered, it's all scattered, it's nothing to look at, isn't it just a fall." ”
"Huh~Huh. ”
There was a sound of disdain in the human eye.
The fat man looked around the crowd, and finally found Xiaochen's back, followed up with three steps and two steps, rubbed Xiaochen's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Boss, hehe." ”
Xiaochen raised his eyebrows, with a hint of sarcasm on the corner of his lips, and said, "Yo, don't sit down for a while?"
The fat man's body trembled, and the fat on his body seemed to be surging back and forth like waves, and he said seriously: "Life lies in exercise, and it is not good to sit for a long time." ”
"If the woman could stay with me, I'd sit a little longer, hehehe. ”
Xiaochen directly poured a basin of cold water, extinguished the fat man's illusion, and sneered:
"I think you're a sperm worm in the brain, don't die. ”
"Huh?"
The fat man was choked directly, and after a few pauses, he said suspiciously:
"Boss, what do you call this, I ..... Why don't you die!"
Xiaochen sighed lightly and said:
"Fatty, why did I remind you one after another to bring you back to your senses, don't you know?"
The fat man nodded and shook his head.
Xiaochen continued:
"Do you think that such a beautiful woman will take a little girl out to go shopping at night and covet her beauty?"
The fat man immediately answered: "There must be a lot." ”
Xiaochen nodded and said in a deep voice:
"But why didn't anyone dare to go and talk to her? Is there a thief or not? They all say that it is a good opportunity at the right time and place, but this woman has not been harassed in the slightest, why?"
The fat man thought for a few seconds when he heard this, and said:
"Either this woman's status is noble, or the guards who secretly follow them are so powerful that all people with different intentions dare not be superficial, and even those who have that kind of thought have already ....."
As he spoke, the fat man broke out in a cold sweat.
"That's right. ”
"It's so dangerous, but fortunately, you have the boss to remind you. ”
It is not an exaggeration for the fat man to say that he covers the sky with one hand in Liangcheng, but he is also afraid of being plotted.
"But without my reminder, you won't be warned or threatened. ”
Listening to Xiaochen's words, the fat man was a little confused, scratched his forehead and asked, "How do you say this?"
Xiaochen's eyes narrowed slightly, staring at the fat man and said, "Did you find it, this woman knows you, but you don't know her." ”
Judging from the way she looks at you and the fact that she can accurately call your last name, she understands you, but you are completely like a pig, and you know at a glance that this is the first time you have seen her. ”
"Huh?"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, touched his chin and thought about it, and said:
"Hiss........"
"Hearing the boss, you really say this, I can say for sure that this woman is definitely the first time I have seen her. ”
"I don't know why she knows who I am, but I can say for sure that this woman is definitely not from Liangcheng, and in terms of beauty, she is by no means unknown in Liangcheng.
Speaking of this, Xiaochen still felt that the fat man was seriously analyzing, but the next sentence directly made Xiaochen feel the urge to vomit blood.
"Does she have any purpose for me?"
The fat man touched his chin and smirked, and said with a look of hope in his eyes.
Xiaochen looked at the fat man with disdain, patted him on the shoulder, and smacked his lips: "Fatty, you think too much." Maybe if you lose weight, there is still a possibility of a strand of hair, but now, tsk, tsk, not at all. ”
"Hey, what are you talking about, what's wrong with me, the master is also Yushu Linfeng, a talent, and he looks like ............"
"Hey, boss, don't go, do you think what I said is wrong?"
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