Volume 2: Yongzhou Mansion Chapter 36: Show Your Talents
Just when Lu Cheng and Tang Ke left the Yuelai Inn, Lu Cheng, who was originally smiling, was hit on the head by the sudden donkey's hooves.
After flying out more than ten meters away, a long and narrow donkey face appeared in front of the dizzy Lu Cheng.
"Lu Cheng, you bastard boy, running back and forth, are you playing with your donkey?"
Lu Cheng, who was already stunned, looked at this donkey face and didn't think of who it was for the first time.
"Yo, donkey, you're stunned by this hoof!"
Lu Cheng shook his head, and finally came to his senses, this hoof is indeed not light, looking at this donkey face, he finally remembered the identity of this donkey.
This group of old things in the Western Desert actually sent this damn donkey over.
"Why you? It's not the same as saying yes. ”
Seeing that Lu Cheng didn't seem to want to see him, the donkey master was instantly unhappy, and the two hooves rushed towards Lu Cheng.
"You little bastard, you actually look down on your donkey, do you think the donkey is willing to come to your place where birds don't shit?"
"Look at it, such a big Yongzhou Mansion doesn't even have a beautiful little female donkey!"
"If it weren't for your efforts. What are you doing here?"
"You still dislike me, I'm sorry, eat Lao Tzu's hooves. ”
Looking at the appearance of the donkey master trampling on Lu Cheng frantically, Tang Ke couldn't close his mouth with a smile, it is not uncommon for people to ride donkeys, but this donkey rider is really attractive.
However, Tang Ke didn't tell the donkey master that Lu Cheng was already a god-transforming powerhouse.
Lu Cheng sent it out with a strong palm, and this palm directly flew out dozens of meters to the donkey master.
"Bastard Lu Cheng! Lao Tzu is gone!
"You specially asked someone else to give you a refining tool, and Lao Tzu said that he wouldn't do anything!"
"You actually dare to beat Lao Tzu, even if you kneel down for Lao Tzu today, Lao Tzu will not do it!"
Looking at the donkey who was lying on the ground and frenzied, Lu Cheng scratched his head because he really had a headache.
This group of old bastards in the West Desert cheated his money, and even got a donkey to disgust him.
Although this donkey is indeed a human figure, it does have two brushes.
But the character of this donkey is too bad!
Even if Lu Cheng felt that he was already quite arrogant and domineering, in front of this donkey, he was also sighing to himself.
Today, Lu Cheng strongly suspected that he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out.
first met Tang Ke, an extremely narcissistic and shameless thing.
I met the arrogant and domineering thing of the donkey master again.
What's even worse is that these two are still from their own side.
"Ahem, did you break the Blacksmith Gang rules by beating me just now? ”
"I'm giving the blacksmith a sponsorship fee of 50 million taels of silver!"
"You actually came up and beat up my big customer?"
"If I told the king about this, he would be quite willing to drink a pot of donkey whip wine. ”
The donkey master, who was still splashing and rolling on the ground, was stunned after hearing Lu Cheng's words, and the angry face of the Wang gang leader rang in his ears, and he couldn't help but feel stunned in his heart.
"Hey, Brother Lu Cheng, haven't we seen each other for so long, Brother Donkey misses you very much, and wants to be intimate with you!"
Suddenly, Lu Cheng seemed to remember some not-so-happy past.
When he went to the Western Desert to ask someone to build a spiritual weapon, he was cleaned up by this damn donkey.
The bastard donkey gave the exquisite soul crystal he prepared as a golden silk jujube and gnawed it.
That was what Lu Cheng got from the bad businessmen in Zhongzhou at a big price!
If it weren't for the Wang Gang Master's promise to help Lu Cheng complete that spiritual weapon, Lu Cheng would definitely go to Tianheng Mountain to call his senior brothers, junior brothers, uncles, and uncles to have an all-donkey feast!
"I don't want to make out with a donkey, so your blacksmith gang sent you to build me a spiritual weapon?"
"Then for sure, who in the Blacksmith Gang could be better than me!"
"Can I request a substitution?"
"What! you look down on me!"
Although its donkey master has a bad temper, but at this refining level, who dares to say a word!
Hey! Today I met someone who is not afraid of death, and he dares to provoke his donkey master's professionalism!
"Lucheng bastard, you can look down on me as a donkey, but you can't trample on my blacksmith's dignity!"
"You are doing this job, Lao Tzu is done! Lao Tzu has to let you clap Lao Tzu's applause, hug Lao Tzu's thighs and beg me!"
As he spoke, the donkey rushed to Lu Cheng's crotch like crazy and put him directly on his back.
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go to the Lin Mansion!
The donkeys were running very fast, and the hooves of the four donkeys were running much faster than the horses.
"Hey, donkey, wait for me!"
Tang Ke was chasing the footsteps of the donkey behind, but he couldn't catch up, and the donkey ran faster than a mad dog.
The Lin Mansion at noon was very lively, not because there was a very important event, but because it was a very strange event to say.
A donkey, carrying Lu Cheng, who was in a lot of trouble in Yongzhou Mansion a few days ago, directly broke through the gate of the Lin family and entered the door.
There is also a handsome one who looks quite handsome, but he doesn't seem to have a good brain, so people drag the donkey's tail and are dragged into the Lin Mansion.
So when these three people are at the same table, the fun is great.
"Why donkey you still eat on the table, can't you go and eat by yourself?"
"Can you control Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is willing!"
Tang Ke can be said to be very dissatisfied with the behavior of this donkey master, this donkey master does not use chopsticks to eat at the table, and there is a huge fork between its hooves that are divided into two petals.
Others use chopsticks to pick up vegetables, but he uses a fork to directly insert a string!
So who can rob him?
Drinking wine directly by the way also chewed the wine glass directly, this is not a stick of incense before chewing the cup!
Seeing Lin Xiao's heartache, he couldn't say anything.
The three masters in front of him, they are really more ruinous than the other.
"Lao Lu, how can this donkey eat with people!"
Hu Yue and Lin Ruo went out to visit the flower market, accompanied by Mo Lin, Yang Ming was forced to sit at a table with these people to eat, and he felt that he was out of place with these people.
Lao Lu is okay, Yang Ming is used to Lao Lu's appearance of eating seas.
Tang Ke has been scolding the donkey since he hit the table, because Tang Ke was dragging the donkey's tail before, he was frantically targeted by the donkey during the meal.
Whichever dish he picks, the donkey's fork will definitely be one step faster than him.
The plate is about to be punctured by this fork, and what else can I eat!
This donkey is the most bizarre, eating with such a big fork, knowing that it is eating, and not knowing that it is a weapon.
"You take care of it, you have to accompany him for the next few days. ”
"What, let me keep a donkey?"
As soon as Yang Ming finished speaking, the donkey master scolded and squirted.
"You kid really has eyes and doesn't know how to inlay gold and jade! Lao Tzu is a refining master invited by Lu Cheng! What's wrong with serving Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu still doesn't look down on you yellow-haired boy!"
"You paid 50 million taels for a talking donkey? Is this a refining vessel or a circus?"
"Hey, you kid, it seems that the master won't show you his hands, you really take the donkey master as a rice!"
As he spoke, a cloud of scorching true qi erupted from the mouth of the donkey master, shrouding the steel fork on which he was eating, burning a surging flame.
In the flames, the steel fork gradually deformed, and gradually condensed into the shape of a narrow knife as the true qi controlled by the donkey master.
In just a few breaths, the steel fork was refined into a steel knife by the donkey master.
This hand is really beautiful, it looks like it is just a steel fork into a steel knife, but this process does not use the hammering of an ordinary blacksmith at all!
With the shaping of True Qi and Flame alone, it condensed into a sharp steel knife.
If it weren't for the five elements of gold and fire who had mastered the perfection of the fire, it would have been absolutely impossible to do this.
"I didn't expect that you donkey still has two brushes!"
When Lu Cheng saw the donkey's hand, he suddenly became a little interested.
It just so happens that I've been very busy these days, wouldn't it be nice to let a donkey teach Yang Ming instead of me?
The donkey happens to be the Five Elements of Golden Fire! Teaching Yang Ming should not be a problem.
"Donkey, what realm are you in now?"
"Hey, worship me, Lao Tzu is now at the pinnacle of the Condensation Realm! The Blacksmith Gang is ranked in the top ten!
Seventy-two gossip in the way of leaving the fire, Lu Cheng showed a satisfied smile.
Moreover, this donkey's kung fu of playing with fire is still very strong, and his strength is passable, so there should be no problem at all in teaching Yang Ming!
"Yang Ming, how about you look at the level of the donkey?"
"Hey, isn't he just a peak of concentration, and he's not even close to you. ”
"That's ahhahaha! You're quite discerning!"
When the donkey heard this, he suddenly became a little suspicious.
To say that Tang Ke, the second leader of the Tang family, is about the same level as himself, he believes it.
Lu Cheng: A junior junior, a second-generation disciple of Tianheng Mountain, a descendant who is not yet thirty years old, is at a higher level than him.
This kid must be hangover and not waking up, talking nonsense here!
"You kid, don't talk nonsense, I'm not as good as Lu Cheng, you're just kidding!"
"Lao Lu is already a second-order god, although you donkey has a hand in playing with fire, but in the realm, hey, you really can't do it. ”
Listening to Yang Ming's words, the donkey suddenly became sluggish.
Lu Cheng?Transformation of the Second Order?
Why!
It has eaten so many heavenly treasures, is so intelligent, and works so hard to achieve this realm in forty years.
The genius of the Tang Sect, he is also in his thirties, and he has only recently reached the peak of contemplation!
Lu Cheng! Not even thirty years old, even if he hasn't cultivated for thirty years since he was in his mother's womb, he turned into a second-order god?
This is obviously subverting the donkey master's cognition.
"Okay, okay, in this regard, you have to admit that Lao Lu is indeed better than you. ”
"Damn, I don't accept it!"
When the donkey master heard this, he was instantly angry, jumped off the chair and walked towards the backyard.
"Brother Donkey, why are you going?"
"I'm going to refine it for you! If you don't show your hand, you're really underestimated by you little bastards!"
At this time, with the donkey's departure, Lu Cheng also wanted to see how the donkey's level was.
Yang Ming naturally followed Lao Lu to join in the fun, and Lin Xiao and Tang Ke were left at the table.
"Brother Tang, do you want to join in the fun?"
"I'm going to go to you, I'm not going, I'm not full yet!"
Lin Xiao also raised his ass and left, and Tang Ke finally got his wish and ate two more bites of food.
came to the backyard of the Lin Mansion and found an open place, and the donkey master ran a breath of real fire erupted.
A huge fireball was suspended on the open ground, and the donkey was not in a hurry at all, and the little donkey's hooves stepped on the ground and shouted.
"That kid named Lin Xiao, Lao Tzu gave you this ground to churn, it shouldn't be in the way!"
"Don't get in the way, don't get in the way!"
Hearing Lin Xiao's permission, the donkey hit the ground directly with one hoof, and suddenly the soil on the ground was shaken by its hooves and flew up, the donkey took a sharp breath, and another hoof smashed on the ground.
Everyone felt that the house was a little shaky.
This hoof went down, directly kicked the ground into a lot of depressions, the original ground still has a little turf, these two hooves down the ground has become a smooth depression.
The suspended fireball slowly fell into this depression, and the two hooves of the donkey master were indeed extraordinarily powerful.
"Good fellow, these two hooves are pretty good, no wonder they can kick me out. ”
The donkey master has been carrying a bag on his back, opened the bag with his hooves, and threw several objects in the bag into the fireball, and suddenly in the fireball, a hazy stove appeared.
"Fire Condensation Furnace, this hand of playing with fire is really powerful!"
Lin Xiao heard that the Blacksmith Gang has a technique that is to resist the fire and condense the furnace, and the advantage of this trick is that you don't have to carry the furnace with you, and you can use your true qi to summon the flame to condense into a furnace anytime and anywhere.
"Lucheng boy, it's not Uncle Ben who is boasting, this thing is a spiritual weapon, Uncle will get it for you in minutes!"
"Then it depends on Brother Donkey's ability. ”
Lu Cheng smiled, Yang Ming threw the Bodhi Ruyi stick to the donkey, and the donkey held the stick in his mouth and jumped into the raging fire.